My Favorite Kidnapper

My Favorite Kidnapper

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A Sweet Yet Spicy Kidnapping Romance
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Melanie Moreland knocked this one out of the park and proved to me that I’m here for morally gray billionaire romcom heroes with sweet tooths. All. Day. Long.
Scarlett Scott
USA Today and Amazon Top 100 best-selling author of Rogue’s Guild series
My Favorite Kidnapper is a quick-witted story about taking what you want and getting much more than you bargained for. This book features the kind of humor only Melanie Moreland can deliver!

Dante’s grumpy bossiness and Brianna’s feisty sass made for a combustible union I thoroughly enjoyed!
Freya Barker
USA Today best-selling author of GEM series
The breadth of Melanie Moreland's writing skills has me in awe. She can write romantic suspense as easily as romantic comedy and always come away with a win. Dante and his little bee's story had me smiling, swooning, and flipping pages in a race to the end. The sugar and spice sweetness of it mixed with the fairytale of someone swooping in to take care of you at your worst moment was as addicting as Bri's cakes. It also made me want cake. Repeatedly. When I'm not even a cake person.
LJ Evans
Writer's Digest Award Winning Author of Painted Daisies series
This may be my favorite Melanie Moreland book yet! Full of humor, fun and gorgeous cakes (hello sweet tooth), I fell in love with Dante and Brianna from the start. Reading this book was like the sun breaking through the clouds on a stormy day. Five stars aren't enough!
Carrie Elks
author of The Heartbreak Brothers series

Synopsis

A laugh out loud, unconventional opposites attract love story from New York Times bestselling author Melanie Moreland - 

I touched her confectionary creation, and she told me off.

Slapping my hands and cursing in her own unique fashion.

No one talked to me that way.

I liked it.

I liked her cake even more.

So, I took her to Italy to bake for me.

I should have asked her first, but I had a feeling she’d say no.

I brought her cat, though—that should count for something.

Now, I just need to convince her to stay.

And forget that little word.

𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧.

I’d prefer lover.

But we’ll wait until she doesn’t want to kill me in my sleep.

Release date: September 7, 2023

Publisher: Moreland Books Inc

Print pages: 520

Reader says this book is...: entertaining story (11) funny (11) happily ever after (10) high heat (2) rich setting(s) (6) satisfying ending (6) sex scenes (8) strong chemistry (8) swoon-worthy (9) unputdownable (7) year's top 10 (4) escapist/easy read (5) heartwarming (9) strong heroine (5) terrific writing (7) emotionally riveting (2) modern life (2) realistic characters (2) tearjerker (1) spine-tingling (1) thought-provoking (1)

Content advisory: kidnapping

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Can we discuss this cover for a minute? In my opinion, it is one of the cutest covers I have seen in a long time, and you know, just by looking at this, that the story is going to be a crazy romantic story that is going to be laugh-out-loud hilarious, bonus Melanie Moreland writes it.

Dante Frost is at his niece Carolina's wedding, walking around inspecting everything, when he happens upon a cake being set up and helps himself to a cupcake, ok, not one, but several. He is caught in the act by the creator of said deliciousness, and she, Brianna Michaels, slaps his hand away an...
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Can we discuss this cover for a minute? In my opinion, it is one of the cutest covers I have seen in a long time, and you know, just by looking at this, that the story is going to be a crazy romantic story that is going to be laugh-out-loud hilarious, bonus Melanie Moreland writes it.

Dante Frost is at his niece Carolina's wedding, walking around inspecting everything, when he happens upon a cake being set up and helps himself to a cupcake, ok, not one, but several. He is caught in the act by the creator of said deliciousness, and she, Brianna Michaels, slaps his hand away and reprimands him for touching something that is not his. This is their meet cute, and everything from this part on is one "h e double ll hockey sticks" hilarious!

Delusion Dante, Old Man, Robinhood

Brianna Michaels, 26, is an orphan who doesn't like to curse, so she is very creative in saying what she needs, in other words. Below is a list of some of her colorful ones, and I'm making a note to try to use them myself!
Sugar, Honey, Ice, Tea!
Mother Plucker
Son of a biscuit eater

This story is delightful, the banter is comical, and the whole story will have you smiling!
 on 9/18/23

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I do not like kidnapper "romances." I've tried reading a few, and while I love dark romance, I don't think Stockholm syndrome is love. There, I said it, and I know it's not really a popular view in romance books, but it is what it is.
What I do like is pretty much anything I've read by Melanie Moreland, and I figure if anyone can win me over with a kidnapper romance, it will be her. So, I started reading - and I didn't stop until I absolutely could not hold my eyes open any longer. I absolutely love this kidnapper romance. It's definitely not what I would consider anything clo...
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I do not like kidnapper "romances." I've tried reading a few, and while I love dark romance, I don't think Stockholm syndrome is love. There, I said it, and I know it's not really a popular view in romance books, but it is what it is.
What I do like is pretty much anything I've read by Melanie Moreland, and I figure if anyone can win me over with a kidnapper romance, it will be her. So, I started reading - and I didn't stop until I absolutely could not hold my eyes open any longer. I absolutely love this kidnapper romance. It's definitely not what I would consider anything close to Stockholm syndrome, but I'll just tell you that even if it were, Dante is so darn lovable, I don't think I would've minded.
The story is all about the insta-lust, but honestly, I can remember being pretty attracted to my man when we first met, so insta-lust away, Dante and Brianna, because I couldn't get enough of this couple. Then, there are the cakes! I was ready to hit the local bakery and just bring everything home. (I'm not much of a baker, but I can order up a storm at the bakery counter.)
To sum it up, My Favorite Kidnapper is funny, it's sweet, and it's sexy. That's a hard-to-beat combination, in my opinion.
Turns out, reading this one wasn't nearly enough of this couple, so I listened. The audiobook was everything I hoped for, and when I reread the book (because I definitely will), Maxine Mitchell and John Lane will be the voices in my head. I've listened to and enjoyed both narrators several times, and they pull out all the stops on this one. Dante's arrogance, Brianna's insecurity, the mutual attraction that becomes so much more... all of it comes through in the performances of John Lane and Maxine Mitchell. Melanie Moreland couldn't have placed My Favorite Kidnapper in better hands. So, read it, listen to it, or follow my suggestion and do both! You won't regret it.
 on 9/16/23
emotionally riveting entertaining story funny happily ever after heartwarming rich setting(s) satisfying ending strong chemistry swoon-worthy terrific writing unputdownable
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My Favourite Kidnapper by Melanie Moreland is a sweet, funny and sexy rom com about Dante Frost and his “Little Bee” Brianna Michaels. We get a demanding and determined rich guy with a sweet tooth, who falls for a baker and has no qualms about abducting her. What follows is a very entertaining story about a couple who are hilarious together and lots of icing!
Dante is an art dealer and lives in Italy but has come over to attend his goddaughter’s wedding. He is very mysterious as he strolls around until the wedding cake catches his eye because it looks like a work of art. Meet...
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My Favourite Kidnapper by Melanie Moreland is a sweet, funny and sexy rom com about Dante Frost and his “Little Bee” Brianna Michaels. We get a demanding and determined rich guy with a sweet tooth, who falls for a baker and has no qualms about abducting her. What follows is a very entertaining story about a couple who are hilarious together and lots of icing!
Dante is an art dealer and lives in Italy but has come over to attend his goddaughter’s wedding. He is very mysterious as he strolls around until the wedding cake catches his eye because it looks like a work of art. Meeting the beautiful baker changes his life forever. He is shocked by his intense feelings for her and doesn’t understand his fascination with her. He is amused by her anger and surprised as she is the only person to ever tell him off. Didn’t she know who he was!!
Brianna is a sassy, independent and proud young woman. She survived living in the foster system so has been alone her whole life. Her daily life is a struggle and she’s worked hard for everything she’s got but now she’s in debt. She has made the wedding cake for her friend Carolina. Cake decorating is her passion and she’s working towards owning her own bakery. She is currently building up a reputation with her fantasy wedding cakes. She is furious at the stranger who touches her cake then steals her cupcakes and a kiss. Normally a shy and awkward girl, he manages to bring out a feisty side to her personality. He may be charming and handsome but she is so angry with him.
After some dubious and insane ways of finding her, he gives her a proposal. Dante has a sweet tooth and knows what he wants and he wants her and her cakes. When she refuses his offer he takes things into his own hands to make it happen. He just couldn’t help himself kidnapping her because he needed to have her and thinks there’s nothing wrong with what he did. What he has done is totally out of character and continues to be while she’s around. She is a force to be reckoned with but her cakes are unbelievable. It is so funny as he has no idea what is building between them or how to handle it and can’t work out his emotions.
Their relationship develops at his villa in the beautiful Italian countryside, which isn’t a such a bad place to be kidnapped to!! She is bemused by him and some of his actions are crazy, however, she’s annoyed how she melts every time he kisses or touches her. He is intense, bossy and rich enough to do what he wants but along the way he shows her a gentler side. They tease each other and I loved her ‘old man’ comments and how he proves her wrong. He’s amused by her refusal to swear and I laughed so much at him trying to trick her into saying something and her replies.
The baking regularly leads to them exploring each other when she can’t resist him any longer. The author adds a little suspense and danger to make them both realise what they mean to each other. Has he messed with the wrong girl? What will she do to prove to him their feelings are true? It was lovely how he’s always got her best interests at heart and just wants to make her happy.
Melanie always excels with her epilogues but her bonus one for this one is fantastic so don’t forget to download it because Dante shows what a swoon worthy guy he really is.
 on 9/11/23
entertaining story funny happily ever after heartwarming realistic characters satisfying ending swoon-worthy terrific writing unputdownable
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Laughed very much out loud. These two characters are the perfect comic relief to any bad day. They are the perfect addition to any fantastic day. No matter what kind of day you've had this book is guaranteed to leave you smiling with its sassy heroine. And of course let us not forget our handsome and oh so generous kidnapper! He's the worst, seriously someone really needs to explain to him or the author how kidnapping works. 😉 However if this brand of kidnapping torture has a sign up sheet I'd like to apply.
At the very least I recommend you run out, or jump online and start ...
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Laughed very much out loud. These two characters are the perfect comic relief to any bad day. They are the perfect addition to any fantastic day. No matter what kind of day you've had this book is guaranteed to leave you smiling with its sassy heroine. And of course let us not forget our handsome and oh so generous kidnapper! He's the worst, seriously someone really needs to explain to him or the author how kidnapping works. 😉 However if this brand of kidnapping torture has a sign up sheet I'd like to apply.
At the very least I recommend you run out, or jump online and start reading as soon as possible.
I accepted an advanced reader copy of this book in exchange I have happily left a review.
 on 9/8/23
entertaining story funny happily ever after heartwarming rich setting(s) sex scenes strong chemistry strong heroine swoon-worthy terrific writing unputdownable
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Loved this!
I absolutely loved this wonderfully unique rom-com!
 on 9/8/23
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New York Times/USA Today/Wall Street Journal bestselling author Melanie Moreland, lives a happy and content life in a quiet area of Ontario with her beloved husband of thirty-plus years and their rescue cat, Amber. Nothing means more to her than her friends and family, and she cherishes every moment spent with them.

While seriously addicted to coffee, and highly challenged with all things computer-related and technical, she relishes baking, cooking, and trying new recipes for people to sample. She loves to throw dinner parties, and also enjoys traveling, here and abroad, but finds coming home is always the best part of any trip.

Melanie loves stories, especially paired with a good wine, and enjoys skydiving (free falling over a fleck of dust) extreme snowboarding (falling down stairs) and piloting her own helicopter (tripping over her own feet.) She's learned happily ever afters, even bumpy ones, are all in how you tell the story.

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