That's the only excuse I can come up with for what transpired the night of my 30th birthday party. My best friend Marla insisted on throwing a surprise party for me, inviting my closest friends, and unfortunately including Craig Davenport, the dork who lives on the other side of my duplex. It must've been the alcohol . . . or maybe it was the sound of my biological clock ticking away . . . but for whatever reason, we ended up in a compromised position. And now I leave for work before dawn and come home after dark to avoid him! Ugh! I totally rocked his world.
God, I'd had such a bad day.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it. My boss was on my back, my rent check bounced, and I made the stupid mistake of accepting a last minute invite to a surprise birthday party for the ditzy chick who lives next door! I just wanted to drown my problems in the free booze, I swear. I plead temporary insanity, and call Jack Daniels as my witness! Now I'm doing my best to avoid her. I'm pretty sure she's hoping for seconds, but I don't need any distractions or entrapments. Daisy Jenkins is not my type, trust me!
Release date: December 7, 2021
Publisher: Meatball Taster Publishing, LLC
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