Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage

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Humanity needed a hero. It got a karaoke DJ.

Leo MacGavin is not the brightest specimen of humanity. But when he inadvertently rescues a flirty alien heiress, he's promoted from second-rate lounge entertainer to captain of the galaxy's most sophisticated cruise ship.

Before he can flee in terror, a human-hating executive gives Leo an ultimatum—complete the vessel's maiden voyage or mankind's last colony will be turned into a sewage dump. To make matters worse, a militant cyborg is undermining his authority, a giant spider is terrifying the passengers, and a sentient plant keeps stealing all the beer.

If Leo ever wants to see his home again, he'll have to keep the guests happy through seven days of onboard antics and madcap shore excursions. As strange malfunctions tear the ship apart, can he hold his rag-tag crew together, or will he flush the last bastion of humanity down the crapper?


Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage is a hilarious sci-fi comedy for readers who love The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Space Team. And moviegoers who love Galaxy Quest, Spaceballs, and Guardians of the Galaxy. And TV watchers who love Red Dwarf, Futurama, and The Orville. And people who basically just want to see The Love Boat on a spaceship.


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"Fantastic writing, funny but relatable characters in bizarre situations, and tight dialog. Sci-fi comedy at its best. Trust me on this. When this book comes out, you and I will be telling everyone, 'I read Marcus Alexander Hart before he was famous.'"
-- Julia Huni, author of Triana Moore: Space Janitor

"Witty, current, and stuffed to the tentacles with comic space adventure, there is a real glee in Hart's invention of alien races, cool space ships, and interspecies relations. [...] It's a little bit Red Dwarf, a little bit Hitchhikers, and a whole lotta rock and roll." 
-- Maaja Wentz, author of Feeding Frenzy: Curse of the Necromancer

"This was a total blast to read. If asked to describe it, I'd say: The crew from Galaxy Quest on hallucinogenics taking the Star Wars cantina on a road trip. Parts were totally laugh out loud funny, causing my husband to give me odd looks."
-- Kes McDaniel, author of Call to Action

Release date: June 19, 2021

Publisher: Canaby Press, LLC

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