Arthur’s Dysfunctional Knights

by John P. Logsdon

Genres: Arthurian; Humor & Satire

Synopsis

Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable like you've never seen them before!

Take a step back into an alternate history where King Arthur loves the feel of the frilly against his willy...

The Ring of Veiling
Arthur has been dressing in his dearest's clothes for quite some time, but his beloved has just caught him in the act! Fortunately, it turns out that Guinevere prefers to wear the boxers in this family.

 

When Guinevere recalls a story from her youth regarding a magical talisman that will show a person however he or she desires to be seen, Arthur puts together a questing party and starts on his way. But the knights he's bringing along have a tendency of being difficult and Merlin is busily filming the entire adventure for something called a 'thesis.' Worse, the quest will require them to go to Scotland...

Knights in the Past
Merlin is usually the laid back sort, who prefers to kick his feet up and watch the world go by. But it’s been eight months since Merlin has heard from Dr. Allison Smith, the woman from the future who has helped him learn science over all these years.

 

The only way he can learn what's happened to her is to use the time machine and go to the year 2022, and he'll need Arthur and the knights to accompany him. But the future brings with it many wondrous and frightening experiences. Worse, they're broke and have to figure out a way to make some money...

Knights in the Future
Arthur and his knights are anxious to get back to their precious Camelot. But after the time machine fires up, they find that the damn thing sent them back to Ancient Rome!

 

Arthur must do all he can to keep his party safe. But with Emperor Flaccidus bent on keeping Rome atop the food chain, Arthur and Arty may be facing the executioner's blade. Worse, the gods have taken notice of the questing party's arrival and they have designs of their own...

What Reviewers are saying

• A hilarious, irreverent, and totally warped tale of King Arthur's quest to make all seem as it should in a land where nothing is as it seems. -Amazon Reviewer
• Snort out loud scenes along a light story line make for great summer reading. -Amazon Reviewer
• Oh what a laugh! Definitely not for the prudes amongst us. A triumph in toilet humour with a great story. I have a pretty warped sense of humour and this was laugh out loud funny for me. -Amazon Reviewer
• ...definitely not for children but if you're a grown up child like me who likes to laugh at some ridiculous toilet humour then give this a go. Many times I had to stop to dry my eyes and get control of myself before I could carry on reading. -Amazon Reviewer
• Recommended for anyone who likes a bit of twisted comedy and off the wall humor. -Amazon Reviewer

If you like Monty Python (the naughtier bits), Benny Hill, and slapstick adventures, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s hilarious Arthur’s Dysfunctional Knights series.

 

 

Release date: November 19, 2016

Publisher: Crimson Myth Press

Print pages: 549