The Tome of Bill Series - Books 1-4: a Vampire Comedy Collection

by Rick Gualtieri

Genres: Fantasy action & adventure; Fantasy Anthologies & Collections; Humorous Fantasy; Urban Fantasy; Vampires

Synopsis

There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them.

This omnibus edition contains the first FOUR books of the bestselling Tome of Bill humorous fantasy series - over 1000 pages of kick-ass action and snark.

Recently turned vampire Bill Ryder is having a hard time taking this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad for him, the ancient horrors lurking in the shadows don't particularly like his attitude. Now he's got a choice: die all over again or step up and face his destiny. Oh, and he might have to save the world while he's at it. Needless to say, Bill's death just made his life a hell of a lot more interesting.

Includes:

BILL THE VAMPIRE (Book 1)
Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for. So he did. Sadly, that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke as a vampire but, fangs or not, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and a lot cooler than he is ... and they all want to kick his ass. Join Bill in this hilarious tale of immortal monsters and the man who's not afraid to flip them off, even if it gets him killed - again.

SCARY DEAD THINGS (Book 2)
One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder's head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It's not clear which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing Bill's luck, do you even have to ask?

THE MOURNING WOODS (Book 3)
A war is brewing between vampires and sasquatches, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. The vampire nation dispatches Bill Ryder to a faraway land to broker peace, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead and so do some of his allies.

HOLIER THAN THOU (Book 4)
On the eve of war, The Icon - legendary slayer of the vampire race - has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill Ryder's in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Now he finds himself in a race to save the person fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do.

Join Bill in these hilarious tales of myths, monsters, and foul-mouthed laughs. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, or The Montague & Strong Case Files then you're in for a bloody good time with this vampire comedy.

Click READ NOW to enjoy the first half of this complete series TODAY.

And don't forget to check out the Tome of Bill Series - Books 5-8 for more of Bill's misadventures.

Release date: January 10, 2014

Publisher: Freewill Press

Print pages: 1120