Panhandle

by Brett Cogburn

Genres: Westerns

Synopsis

The great-grandson of iconic Old West hero Rooster Cogburn, acclaimed author Brett Cogburn delivers Panhandle, a novel of the Texas frontier. Cowboys Nate Reynolds and Billy Champion, one a well-to-do young man and the other a stubborn troublemaker, couldn't be more different -- yet that doesn't stop them from becoming friends. Determined to rid the frontier of the violent men who kill innocents without hesitation, they soon learn that playing hero can be deadly business.

Release date: October 24, 2011

Publisher: Pinnacle Books

Print pages: 400

Sample

Anyone who feels sorry for an Indian hasn’t ever been shot at by one. I was a far cry from being an expert where Indians were concerned, but I guarantee you I was learning by the minute.

We ran our horses breakneck across the prairie, with those Cheyenne shooting at us every step of the way. I lay low on my horse’s neck, cracking my rope on my chaps’ leg, and urging the wild-eyed herd of stolen horses on before me. Some four hundred yards behind me was a whole passel of the savages, screaming like banshees and whipping their ponies furiously in an attempt to run us down. Here and there, black powder smoke blossomed, and the dull boom of a gun sounded across the prairie. They were way too far off to hit anything from the back of a running horse, but they had their mad up, and continued to bang away like it was the Fourth of July.

Occasions like that one led a man to thinking about the ramifications of his actions, and the pattern of his life. Right about then, I was thoroughly disgusted with my life in general, and was promising myself to reform from all my bad habits. It was at that moment that I swore off of horse-thieving, and any more dealings with mad, bloodthirsty Indians.

Fast wasn’t fast enough to suit me so I lashed my horse across his hip with the tail of my rope to hurry him along, but he didn’t have anything extra to give. He wasn’t going to last much longer, and I knew I was just about two jumps ahead of becoming buzzard bait.

To the north, an immense, black wall of clouds spread across the horizon, silhouetting the buttes and canyons of the Canadian River. Lightning laced the sky with jagged brilliance. The herd of horses pounded over the rough ground, and the drum of their hoofbeats and the thunder that rumbled from the storm throbbed in my chest like maddened war drums. The dust boiled up in a thick veil, and I felt alone in the insanity of it all. I was caught between a rock and a hard place. I was running blind away from one storm and into another, and I was more alive than ever.

A bullet whistled by me, and it was entirely too close. Those heathens behind me were dead-set on collecting my hair. That was the terrible thing about Indians—they had peculiar notions about how one should go about killing one’s adversaries. It just wasn’t civilized at all the way they went about things. A white man would just kill you, content with the fact that you were dead, but an Indian liked to kill you slow.

They should have made doctors out of the Indians considering how they liked to remove things from the human body. They would cut off, and cut up, things that most folks just naturally take for granted. I was determined that if they were going to catch me, they were going to have to run one hell of a race, because I was fond of all my parts. I found the notion of going around missing vital components to my natural look to be highly unsettling to say the least. My scalp, my skin, and my nutsack were among the things that I’d consider especially bothersome to lose.

Where in the hell was Billy Champion?

Life has taught me that there is no such thing as easy money. I cursed myself for the stupidity of letting him talk me into such a predicament. It had sounded easy enough—just round up a few Cheyenne ponies one evening and slip them off in the night as easy as you please. Never mind the fact that those same Cheyenne might not be as high on the idea as we were. We had stirred up a hornet’s nest is what we had done.

The rain started to fall in huge, scattered drops that popped on my hat brim. One of the horses before me stumbled and fell, followed by the crack of a rifle. I reined away from the crashing animal, barely missing going over the top of him. The shot had sounded pretty close and I took another look behind me.

Most of the Cheyenne had fallen back some, but one of them, better mounted, had closed to within seventy yards of me. His heels drummed madly against his horse’s sides, and he was close enough that I could see the fury beneath the war paint on his face. His rifle wobbled crazily as he strained to draw a bead on me.

Another bullet thumped the ground just behind me and I drew my pistol. My horse lunged with irregular stride, rising and falling over the gullies and rolling ground. I looked down the long barrel of my Colt at the Cheyenne brave bobbing in and out of my sights, and I slowly tightened my finger on the trigger.

Before I could shoot, the Cheyenne’s horse lost its footing and cartwheeled end over end. That Cheyenne buck sailed through the air with his arms outstretched, his back arched, and his eyes as big as saucers. I swear he bounced at least three times when he finally hit the ground. He was a rolling ball of dust with an arm and a leg sticking out here and there.

Most of the starch was knocked out of him when he rolled to his feet, and he didn’t look so scary anymore. His rifle was gone, his body was covered in dust, and his hair reminded me of a mad porcupine. Staggering in a circle, he tried to remember which end was up. His eyes focused drunkenly on me as I rode away. In exasperation, he sucked up a big breath, and tried vainly to blow out of the way the eagle feather that dangled limply in front of his face.

I squalled like a bobcat and raised my pistol barrel to my hat brim in a mock salute. He threw up one hand, middle finger upraised, in a universal vulgar symbol. It didn’t take any Buffalo Bill to read that sign. Now, where in the hell did a savage learn that?

One moment I was laughing and the next I was falling. I had one instant of awful recognition as the herd vanished before me, and then my horse was sailing over the edge of a high cut-bank. My heart rose up in my throat as I prepared to meet the impact rising up to meet us. We landed in a shower of rock and sand, and when I say it jarred me to the teeth I’m not exaggerating one bit. It was at least a twelve-foot drop, but like many of those range ponies, mine was tougher than nails and he hit the ground running.

I scanned the hill above me where the plain fell off into the deep breaks of the river bottom. A big rifle boomed, and I saw the bullet strike the hill. A Cheyenne there jerked his horse up hard just as another shot stung him with dirt. The brave tucked his tail and fled back over the rise and out of sight.

Thunder clapped, and the bottom dropped out of the bucket. The rain fell in an almost impossible sheet of water. The herd turned toward the river at a wide, flat spread of sand, and I could just make out somebody riding at the lead. I ran my horse by the mouth of a small canyon where a man stood there on its lip, shooting back the way we had come. I thought it was Billy.

The horses hit the shallow crossing at a dead run. Water splashed high, and their legs churned in the deep, sandy bottom. My horse bogged up to my stirrups, but somehow he lunged free and hit the center of the river channel, where the footing was firmer. The herd was already coming out on the far bank where they turned west and raced along the river. I tried to find Billy behind me, but couldn’t see anything for the storm.

It was a full hour before sunset, but it turned pitch-black in a matter of minutes. Great gusts of wind brought with them a scattering of hailstones, and I hoped I wasn’t about to be sucked up by a tornado. Here and there, lightning lit up the canyon for an instant, but all I could see was rain. The little Cheyenne horse I rode was played out, and nickered pitifully for the herd, but there was no answer. I walked him blindly up and out of the canyons, hoping I was following, and not at all sure I hadn’t lost the trail. Where the hell was Billy?

Like the devil, you mention his name and he pops right up. I stopped in the mouth of a gully leading up to a long rise. The dark shape of a horseman sat crossways on the trail above. It was Billy, and if I looked as bad right then as he did I was a sorry sight. He looked like a wet hen just about to run all over the place.

Many years later, I saw a book about Billy with a picture on the cover showing a masked man with a smoking pistol in one hand, and a pretty woman in the other. They sure made it look wonderful. In the spring of 1881, sitting on a horse with the cold rain running down the crack of my ass, fifty stolen ponies lost in the night somewhere before me, and a pack of mad Cheyenne somewhere behind me, I pondered on those types of romantic notions. Adventure can be more fun to tell about afterward than the actual experience in the moment.

I rode up to Billy and he was smiling, if you can believe that. He was grinning like a possum, and there wasn’t any pretty woman to be had, nor any gun to be found that would smoke on a night like that. I thought about shooting him.

“Reckon the rain will wipe out our tracks?” I sputtered.

Billy looked over his shoulder back down the canyon. He spit out a mouthful of the water running off the bridge of his nose, and grinned again. “I just wonder if Noah will have room on the boat for a bunch of Cheyenne nags and a couple of sinners.”

“The trick will be loading those wild devils two by two when he comes paddling by.”

“Won’t be any job at all for good cowboys.”

“You reckon Andy’s still in front of them?”

“He’s living it up right now if he ain’t dead. That boy doesn’t seem to know that a body can break their damned fool neck running a horse in this. Coming down off the lip of that canyon back there, it was so rough I didn’t know if this nag was bucking or falling with me.” Billy shook his head as if he really gave a lick about personal safety.

I kicked my horse on up the caliche trail. “Let’s hope he checks them this side of Kansas. That boy rides like a drunken Injun.”

“Don’t worry. His horse is bound to fall over dead before too long,” Billy called out as he spurred his horse past me.

I had to over-and-under my horse with my rope, and punch the wore-out little devil with both spurs to keep Billy in sight. We caught up with the horses about four miles up where they were scattered out along the banks of a good-sized creek. They were a sorry sight, heads down, asses to the wind. The creek before them was rolling out of its banks. Andy wasn’t to be found.

“I had hoped to bed down in Texas tonight,” Billy muttered.

“That little grove of trees yonder looks accommodating enough until that creek slows down.”

Billy nodded. “I guess these ponies ain’t going anywhere tonight, and maybe Andy will show up.”

Our saddle horses were done for, and we drifted to the herd to catch new mounts. Only a few of the horses so much as scattered before me—they were that tired after their long run. I started to attempt to pick a good one, but deemed it an impossible feat, and managed to rope the first one within my reach. It was a wonder my rain-soaked rope didn’t knock that poor little fellow down, as it must have weighed twenty-five pounds.

The little horse came along easily enough, and I laughed as Billy came dragging his choice out by his saddle horn. His victim was set back on the end of the rope and shaking his head. Billy’s saddle horse leaned into the pull, but stalled out after a step or two. It was just about an even match. Billy managed to face his horse up, and waited until the little paint he’d roped reared high and lunged forward to stand snorting and spraddled on quivering legs. At that, the bronc seemed to have enough and came along willingly.

“Ever notice how a horse will handle like a baby for a hundred pretty days straight, and then when it’s muddy and wet, and blowing or snowing, they want to wrestle?” Billy asked. “Never try to catch your old gentle saddle horse in a muddy lot with your Sunday best on, I guarantee you.”

“It’s just that they ain’t any happier than the rest of us with inclement weather.”

“What the hell is ‘inclement’? Where did you get such a god-awful word?”

“You just ain’t got any education, that’s the problem with you. This here”—I raised a finger to the sky—“just about fits the bill. Inclement. I’d say it is.”

Billy had managed to coax the paint up beside him, and as I raised my hand, the bronc bolted and snatched to a halt at the end of the rope. Billy’s horse staggered in the mud, the rope digging into Billy’s thigh. For a moment I thought his saddle would roll, broadside like he was. He righted things, and managed to bring the paint back in, blowing like a buck deer and rolling his eyes.

“Serves you right for roping a pinto.”

“That sore-footed nag you’ve got won’t go five miles tomorrow. Besides, I like a horse with some flash.” Billy wasn’t lying. He loved nothing more than parading around on a good-looking horse.

“Well, I won’t have any problem riding this one, will I? You can do all the trick riding you want, and if those reservation savages catch up to us, they might spot you first and leave me alone,” I answered as smugly as a cold, saturated man who’d had no sleep in two days could.

Billy stepped down under the trees, and began unsaddling his horse. He was silent for once. I was sure I had bested him, and that was enough to make things a little bit bearable.

Billy somehow managed to saddle the paint without a wreck, and turned the other horse loose. He had the little fart tied to a tree and hobbled by the time I finished my own. If he hoped to soak some of the devil out of that paint, he was sadly mistaken.

I pitched my roll on the highest, driest spot I could find—one with only three inches of standing water—and flopped down. I could hear Billy splashing around somewhere behind me. I rolled up in my blanket, hoping to sleep, or float through the territory, one or the other.

“Riding with you is like riding with my mother. Hell!” Billy grumbled.

“Go to sleep. The rain’s slacking off.”

“Yeah, it’s falling straight down now, and not sideways like before.”

April in the Panhandle isn’t exactly tropical, and that rain was cold enough to chill beer. It’s amazing the conditions a man can sleep under when he’s been in the saddle for two days straight. Just before I dozed off in one of the most miserable bed grounds of my life, I asked, “Reckon Andy’s all right?”

“Hell if I know.”

Andy showed up the next morning and I guess you could say he was all right. He was caked with mud from head to toe, his hat missing, gamely half carrying, half dragging his saddle along in his wake.

“I was hoping you boys had some coffee on,” Andy said in his squeaky voice.

“We were just fixing to chop up the ark and burn it when you walked up.” Billy was trying to wring the water from his blankets.

“Fine horse you got there.” I pointed at Andy’s feet.

“He quit me.”

“They seem to do that to you.”

“The son of a bitch stopped in his tracks and sulled up. I couldn’t move him for anything. He finally fell over on his side, and I tried almost everything to get him going again.” Andy flopped down on his saddle and scratched his scrawny whiskers thoughtfully.

“I like to have never dug my saddle out from under him,” he added.

“He might get back up and come trailing in later,” Billy said.

“No, he won’t,” Andy said forcefully.

“I admit you know something about wind-broke, rode-down, sulled-up horses, but you could be wrong,” Billy threw back at him.

“No, I ain’t.”

“How’s that?”

“I shot him, that’s why!”

“You sure ain’t a lover of animals, Andy,” I said.

Andy Custer might have been sixteen, although he claimed to be older. He was just short of six feet tall, and rail thin. He was blond and fair as white linen. He wore a thin mustache and goatee that he claimed to have patterned after a picture of General Custer he saw once. He had a voice that tended to get higher and squeakier the more excited he became.

Andy fancied himself a sure-enough desperado. You didn’t have to ask him, because he’d tell you without your asking that he was a bad man—hell on the men who crossed him, and worse on the women who dared to love him. He had a habit of always pulling out his pistol and playing with it when he was sitting around. Billy and I wondered which he played with more, his gun or his pecker.

Andy’s image of himself might have been shattered if he could have seen himself then, sitting there muddy and shivering, with his hair sticking out every which way. He idly played with the flopping sole of his right boot, and his big toe poked out of a hole in the other.

None of us had much in the way of clothes, and we were a ragged lot. Our hats were the best, our neckerchiefs were of silk, and our fancy-topped boots were too fine to walk in. But, in between, we were mostly just faded rags. My own shirt had so many holes it looked like somebody set me afire and put me out just before it all went.

Now Billy was as opposite from Andy as could be. He had a way of looking good no matter what. Even in his rain-soaked rags, he somehow stood out over us. He always seemed to find a way to spruce himself up a mite. I don’t know when or where he did it, but he did. That morning he had shaped up the brim of his hat a little, and he had dug a fresh, red silk wild rag from somewhere in his bag. It beat me, but it was dry, and so was the white shirt he’d donned. He always had to have a white shirt. It may have been stained and patched, but he looked like a thousand dollars compared to Andy and I.

Some men just have a way about them. Billy Champion had that way. He did everything bigger, faster, and wilder than anyone I ever ran across. I guess that is why I followed him down from the D-Cross in the spring of ’81. I’ve heard men say that he was a man’s man, whatever that is. I know horses and women liked him to uncommon extremes, and he liked them with equal enthusiasm.

There are a lot of stories about Billy, and you can believe what you want. Billy was like that; he made people talk. Billy Champion’s downfall was that there wasn’t any backup in him. He was double-bred stubborn. I loved him to death, but men like him can be hard to ride with, because you will get your nerve tried from time to time.

Billy was coal-black-headed, and a little on the dark side. I always figured he had some Indian in him, but he’d have shot me had I said so. On the worst morning, I never saw him go unshaved, and that morning was no exception. Billy was always an early riser, and while I sat rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and studying Andy, Billy was already done with his morning pruning.

Striding over to me, Billy sat down on a deadfall log, pulled out his ivory-handled Colt, and began wiping it down with a rag and a little can of oil. He always kept his shooter clean. Me, I never took much care of mine, like a lot of other boys I knew. Hell, my old Colt would have probably jumped up and ran off in shock if I ever showed it a single drop of oil.

A friend of mine, on a drive to Kansas, once stopped to shoot a cottonmouth on the banks of Red River. He found his pistol was so rusty he couldn’t even cock it. It was locked plumb up. He chucked it in the water, waved good-bye to the snake, and rode off.

A lot of the boys were like that. Most of them just carried them for show, or because they thought a man was supposed to. The trouble was, when the majority of the boys on the range carried guns, and were apt to settle their differences in the most violent and informal ways, there was bound to be a number of gents who didn’t carry a gun for show. Nobody ever said that Billy carried his for show.

Billy wasn’t a big man. He might have been five nine, or so, and didn’t weigh more than one-fifty crossing a river with his boots on. But when Billy was on the prod, or happy for that matter, he seemed as big as life. He was always smiling and flashing those pearly-white teeth. One look at him and you knew it was all fun, and damned the consequences.

Andy had pretty white teeth, except for the two front ones that were missing. He said a calf had kicked them out. I rose and started to hang my blankets to dry on the log.

“No time for that,” Billy said. “That’s Commission Creek, and she heads up not too far from here. We should be able to cross, as she’s falling fast, and pretty narrow and shallow on up there.”

“My horse might not carry this wet bedroll.” Sleeping in a hurricane never made me what you could call chipper in the morning.

“That sore-footed driblet might not carry you out of camp.” Billy pointed to my new horse.

“What the hell is a driblet?”

“You know, a driblet.” There was the faint trace of a smirk at the corner of Billy’s mouth. He was enjoying my ignorance of his newfound vocabulary.

“No, I don’t know what a driblet is. I think you’re making it up.” I wasn’t about to be buffaloed.

Billy walked a wide semicircle around my horse, making a big show of judging its quality. “Yep, that’s what I thought. He fits the bill.”

I waited for him to continue, and wasn’t about to bite the bait he was laying out for me. Billy hacked up a little wad in his throat, and let the ball hang for a minute from his lip until it fell slowly to the ground.

“That’s a driblet. It ain’t quite spit, and it ain’t quite drool. It’s a driblet.” Billy jabbed a thumb at my little horse, who stood three-legged under the cottonwoods, with his nose practically on the ground, and his bottom lip sagging. He might have weighed seven hundred pounds saddled. “That’s a driblet.”

Andy snorted, and whistled through the hole in his teeth. “You beat all, Billy.”

“Maybe the sun will pop out later and we can stop and dry our gear.” I was annoyed at Andy for no reason. But then again, I was annoyed at Andy most of the time.

“I’ll go bring up the horses if I can, and catch ‘Horsekiller’ here a mount.” I was perfectly willing to leave, so as not to give Billy the chance to gloat.

I was just about out of earshot when I heard Andy whine, “Catch me a good’un, Nate!”

Like there was a good one in the bunch. It was a pretty sorry-looking herd of horses, and only three outlaw cowboys would be stupid enough to risk life and limb stealing them. Much as those Cheyenne liked to race, you would have thought they would ride better horses. Maybe that’s why they hadn’t caught us, because it just wasn’t worth the effort. They probably gave up chasing us as soon as they had put on a little show of trying to shoot and scream us into the Hereafter.

That might have been the case, but I wasn’t taking any chances. I would keep a watch over my shoulder all the way to Kansas. When they were burning rifle friction over our heads I took them plumb serious. We were lucky to have outrun them, but Billy had figured it that way. It was early spring, the grass just starting to green up, and he claimed that if we rode horses that had wintered with a little corn, we could outrun any pursuit by Cheyenne on winter-starved ponies.

To my own way of figuring, I thought that the Cheyenne didn’t have a good horse left among them, what with every cowboy wintering in the Cherokee Strip to the north driving them off, and with the soldiers around the reservation keeping the bucks from stealing any new replacements.

The horses weren’t scattered too far at all, because they were mostly gutted and wore out. I roped a little bay that looked in better flesh than most of the others. Billy joined me on the paint. As he swung around to the other side of them, I laughed as the paint repeatedly boogered, jumping sideways every so often as he kept looking back at Billy on his back. That served Billy right for being foolish enough to ride him. Nobody in those days wanted to ride a paint horse.

We started the ponies up the creek. They were moving slowly without any travel to them. I left them to Billy, and led the bay to Andy. It was a five-minute ordeal saddling him, but Andy finally got a leg tied up and got it done.

“Wish I had my hat. My head don’t feel right,” he complained.

“I wish you had a lick of sense. Slip his foot loose and let’s go.”

Andy pulled loose the slipknot holding up the near hind foot and hung his rope from his saddle horn. Gathering up his reins, he carefully stepped aboard. The bay tensed and humped up like a cat with a watermelon on his back. “He don’t act sociable, do he?”

The bay stood stock-still and trembling until Andy let out his version of a Comanche warwhoop and tapped both rowels into that pony’s blown-up belly. Bay shot straight up and landed, all fours bunched up and too cinchy to move. Andy motivated him again, and they lit out up the creek. The bay bawled and stiff-legged all the way. Say what you wanted to about Andy, but the kid could sit a bucking horse.

The sorrel I rode had been ridden a little before, but he was a far cry from broke. His feet were too sore to give me much trouble, and I contented myself to amble along back to Billy. Andy came by me, his horse still crow-hopping a little ways and then stopping. Andy would spank him out of it, and they would go a little ways and repeat the process.

“I don’t think this boy’s been rode before. How am I supposed to herd horses?” Andy said as he plunged past me.

“Keep his nose pointed the way you want to go. Kick when you need to move, and pull when you want to stop,” I advised.

“I hear you.”

I’d never done anything but cowboy since I was big enough to count for anything. It seemed like that was a hand’s job in those days. You were expected to herd wild cattle on the back of a horse just as wild. I have seen and rode some good animals, broke to death, gentle, the kind you could do something on. There were good cutting horses worth a fortune beyond me, and good roping horses that you weren’t afraid to tie to and rope just about anything. Every hand had one to tell about, but most of the time it was riding some sorry bronc that would as soon stomp you as look at you.

We caught up to Billy. He put a lead on the herd, and Andy and I brought them along, pushing up on the drag until we broke them into a good long trot. We were quite the sight, all of us on green or unbroken horses. Andy’s horse continued to pitch, and Billy’s paint shied at everything from Billy to a clump of grass that didn’t look right. Hell, I even saw it fart and spook itself. There was something about the splashy-colored devil that had outlaw written all over him. I thought Billy was making a fool of himself over that nag. A knot-headed horse has been the misery of many a man, but if I’d known half the trouble that little paint horse was going to get us into I’d have shot him on the spot.

We made our way upstream, waded across the creek, and rounded a little rock pile, a government survey marker that was the Texas line. Both Andy and Billy let out a whoop, and kicked their horses up. Andy went so far as to turn a little circle at a lope, whooping and slapping his chaps’ leg in time as the bay broke into pitching again.

Crossing that little line must have meant a lot to those boys. The country in front of us looked just the same to me as what we had left behind, but then again, I wasn’t from Texas. You would have thought those two were born in heaven, and had just come home after fifty years in hell.

I knew better than to say anything, or I would have to hear Billy expound upon the virtues of Texas for an hour. To my mind, that country might not even have been Texas, except by the say-so of Texans. There was nothing civilized that far north that I knew of, and damned sure no towns north of Mobeetie and east of Tascosa. But then again, those Texans would have claimed California, and part of Canada as Texas ground if the world would let them.

Maybe we all carry a touch of the old home with us, packed away in its own little . . .