The Iron Dirge

Book 0: The Grave of Empires

by Sam Sykes

Genres: Epic Fantasy; Humorous Fantasy; Action & Adventure

Synopsis

A standalone epic fantasy novella starring Sal the Cacophony, who Pierce Brown called a "protagonist for the ages," from Sam Sykes' widely acclaimed Seven Blades in Black and Ten Arrows of Iron. Sal the Cacophony does not make friends.  When you have a magic gun, a trusty blade and rogue mages to hunt, you don’t need them. Sal the Cacophony makes enemies. And when her hunt leads to a town on the edge of nowhere, she finds them in spades: an unassuming mage with a secret, a vengeful bandit queen with ideals and steel to spare, and a colossal, centuries-old beast who has decided now is the best time to migrate. Sal the Cacophony could be their savior. But as everyone eventually learns, Sal’s “salvation” is usually worse.

Release date: December 8, 2020

Publisher: Orbit

Print pages: 64

Sample

On the day before he died, Rogo the Dervish—killer, traitor, outlaw—woke up in his own bed, went to his window, and stared out over a world he had no idea he was about to be buried in.

Or so I’ve been told.

There aren’t many stories about that day, despite the carnage that occurred. Meet the right drunk with the right drink and you might hear a tale or the first remnants of a song that never got finished: a verse about the Compass Beast that flattened the town of Paarl’s Hollow beneath its feet, a limerick about the marauder Dread Niri and the vengeance she wreaked, maybe even a rhyme about the people who made all that happen.

About Rogo the Dervish himself, the man who started running from his past and thought he got away, there’s not much that’s been said.

But, on nights when I’m not too drunk to do so, I wonder…

I wonder if he got up that morning feeling like I do. I wonder if he had to take a moment to remember he wasn’t in a war, but in his own bed. I wonder if he took another moment to fight back the ache of his scars and wounds that had set in over the long sleep. I wonder if he got up and walked to his window and stared outside and said…

“Ah, fuck.”

Quietly, of course. Rogo had rarely cussed during his deployment in the Imperial legions, preferring instead to equate holding on to his civility with holding on to his humanity. But still, even with as much suffering and strife as that man had seen—much of it by his own hand—some news was just so bad that not cussing about it would be wholly inappropriate, like calling a work of art “just okay.”

Some news was so bad as to transcend coincidence and feel like the divine hand of destiny itself had carefully molded it to slam it directly into your asshole.

Like the kind that announced itself that day.

He saw the dust first, the great plume of brown earth staining the blue horizon, so vast as to choke out sight of the distant forest that had quietly greeted his view every morning for the past three years.

That was bad, he knew.

The beast’s massive stride kicked up earth with every step it took, creation itself shuddering under its colossal feet. For the dirt cloud to be this big—big enough to obscure the forest, big enough to hide even the beast—it had to be moving quickly.

But how quickly? Rogo wondered. How far had the thing come since it had woken up two weeks ago? How close was it?

Fortunately, the thing was kind enough to tell him.

The roar came next. Not a savage bellow, nor a ferocious snarl, nor a triumphant shriek. The sound that came out of that cloud was beyond such pretensions. The deep and resonant noise that it made sounded less like an animal and more like a mountainside settling, the ancient sound of something so huge it tracks its movements by centuries rather than miles called out to the world.

And the world responded.

Rogo’s house began to shake violently. The floorboards trembled under his feet and the planks shook on their foundation. The washbasin fell off his vanity and spilled onto the floor of his bedroom. The windowpane rattled so fiercely in its frame that it cracked. The cacophonous shaking lasted for a few moments before settling, leaving an eerie silence in its wake.

The screams that followed were the second worst sounds he’d hear that day.

Panic, terror, naked calls to gods that didn’t exist and bargains made with a fate that wouldn’t honor them—Rogo hated the sound of fear, hated seeing people broken down into their base, vulgar elements. It was the reason he had left the Imperium.

One of them, anyway.

But he couldn’t hold it against them. Panic, after all, was the recommended course of action that followed the awakening of a Compass Beast, even if your town wasn’t unlucky enough to be directly in the path of whatever force compelled it to march.

And while no township in the Scar can really be called “lucky,” it turns out that Paarl’s Hollow was unluckier than most.

Still, Rogo did not curse. Did not pray. Did not regret or loot or weep, as so many others had done. He did not hold their weakness against them—nuls, after all, could not be blamed for being nuls. But he was made of sterner stuff than that. Sterner stuff that other people relied on. People he could not fail.

And besides, Compass Beast or no, there were books to make.

And so Rogo closed the shutters of his window. He groomed himself—washed his face, shaved the stubble that had cropped up on his face and shorn pate. He dressed himself—a modest long-sleeved white shirt, breeches and boots, complemented by the thin frames of the circular glasses he wore. He took one last look at himself in the mirror to make certain he didn’t recognize himself, and then he went downstairs.

His shop, I would later learn, was one of two joys he held after he had disappeared. Its sounds were comforting to him, its routines a pleasure to visit each day when he came downstairs. The sounds of the printing presses—his printing presses of oiled machinery busily rising and falling, of plates being arranged and rearranged, of inkwells clinking were the greatest chorus he could imagine, topped only by…

“Mister Lowhill.”

Usually there wasn’t quite so much fear in Teria’s voice when she greeted him each day. But these were difficult times.

“Teria.” Rogo greeted the girl—her clothes stained by ink and her face wearing panic plainly—as he always did, with a smile and an offer. “Did you have coffee yet? Would you like some?”

“What? No!” She snapped, then looked sheepish. “Er, I mean, no thank you, Mister Lowhill. I don’t think coffee would be appropriate for… for…”

“I see. I’ll make extra, in case you change your mind.” Rogo glanced to a pile of books, freshly printed and bound, stacked neatly in the corner. “It looks like there’s… what, ten books missing from that order?”

“Er, I guess, but sir, Mister Lowhill, the Compass Beast…” She began breathing heavily. “They say it’ll be here soon, sir. My sister and her husband have already fled. It’s just my mother and me here and we have to… we’ve got to… I’m sorry, but I have to—”

Rogo calmed her as he always had. He laid a hand on her shoulder, smiled, and nodded gently.

“It’ll be fine,” he said. “Finish up that order and please go be with your family.” He produced a small pouch from his belt, jingling with metal, and handed it to her. “Here is your pay for the week, with a little extra. Please hold on to it.”

“I…” She swallowed her despair long enough to pocket the money. “Thank you, Mister Lowhill. But sir, won’t you and Virian come with us? I don’t like the idea of leaving you behind.”

He chuckled. “I appreciate your concern. But please, don’t worry about me.” He glanced to the other end of the shop. “I expect Olio will need my help, after all.”

It had taken a lot of scrimping, saving, and at least one argument, but the day he had gotten his second printing press was the third greatest day of his life. Twice as many books made, twice as many orders filled, twice as much coin to be made.

Olio, tall and lean and dealing with teenage awkwardness that continued to haunt him into his adulthood, was feverishly working at the press, producing page after page. He expected that was less to do with fervent work ethic and more to keep his mind off the impending arrival of the Beast, but Rogo didn’t mind.

He would be as safe as Teria. He vowed to himself to make that so.

He watched the two of them return to their work, acquiring the last pages to fulfill their order, as he went to begin crating up the books to be sent off. A finely oiled machine, he admired, with everyone satisfied in their roles: Teria and Olio to work the presses, himself to crate and keep track of the order, and the bindings of the books…

Rogo’s eyes drifted to the empty bookbinding station, to the chair that should have had a young lady with fingers sticky with glue upon it. And for the first time that morning, Rogo felt a surge of fear crawl up his spine.

“Where is Virian?” he asked.

“She…” Olio paused, swallowed fear. “She went outside a few minutes ago, sir. They… they found another pair of peacekeepers dead today, sir. The outlaws are getting closer.”

That fear, the fear he had met once in a dark room and had been taking the long roads ever since to try to avoid, reached the top of his spine. It crawled into his mouth and coiled around his tongue. His eyes drifted to the door of his shop, to the narrow windowpane through which he saw the blurry images of a struggle.

He couldn’t speak—to speak would let that fear out. He couldn’t look away—to look away would let that fear escape and find some new corner to curl up in. Rogo the Dervish, his heart in his mouth and the little pain at the back of his head that all people who can’t stop making mistakes feel, took a deep breath.

And walked to the door.

“Sir! SIR!” Olio—or Teria? Both of them appeared at his sides. “Mister Lowhill, please! I tried to tell Virian, those outlaws are insane. They aren’t just after metal, Mister Lowhill!”

“I appreciate your concern, but I assure you there is no great difference between thugs, no matter what they claim.” He placed his hand upon the doorknob. “Nor does it matter what they seek. I will speak to them.”

“Sir, I can’t let you do that.” Olio this time—they sounded similar, but Olio always was the one who wanted to sound stronger than he was. He reached out and placed his hand on Rogo’s shoulder. “Those outlaws are going to kill—”

“Remove your hand from my shoulder.”

Rogo’s voice lowered a single octave. Nothing more. No snarl, no threat, nothing like that. He merely made his voice a little deeper. He didn’t need to do anything else. The hole his voice dug was filled with the promise of violence.

Olio felt it. In the muscle beneath Rogo’s shirt. In the weakness of his own fingers. In the quaking of his heart as he reached the same fear that everyone who mistakes soft-spokenness for weakness does. The fear, the realization, that Mister Lowhill, who always paid him extra on holidays and gave him a week off to stay with his sick husband, was both extremely capable and extremely willing of hurting him in ways he couldn’t begin to imagine.

Rogo looked over his shoulder, smiled softly. “Please.”

And Olio did. And raised his hand never again in that store.

Rogo pushed his door open and stepped out into the streets of Paarl’s Hollow. The fear greeted him there.

People ran through the streets, carrying whatever burdens they could manage to carry and couldn’t bear to be apart from—heirlooms to be hawked later, friends and family who couldn’t walk, at least one case of a large, hairy cat, duly unimpressed with all the panic going on around it. People were loading into their neighbors’ wagons, hitching rides on their neighbors’ birds, helping their neighbors collect what they’d dropped in their panic.

Like the clock that rolled across the dusty street and came to a stop against his shoe.

“Mister Lowhill!” A voice shouted, a hurried body followed. Mister Rathaxes came rushing up, sweat caught in the wrinkles of his face and voice breathless. “You’re still here!”

“Mister Rathaxes.” Rogo plucked up the clock, dusted it off. “This is a fine clock. From Lastlight, I believe?” He checked the mark of it, nodded to himself, handed it back to the man. “You would not want to lose this.”

“Forget the clock,” Mister Rathaxes said. “I can get more clocks. I can leave this clock behind. There’s still room in my wagon, Mister Lowhill. Grab your daughter and join me. We’ve got to get out of here before—”

The roads shook under their feet. Windows of the local houses cracked. From somewhere far away, the Compass Beast bellowed, fertile soil for a thousand terrified screams to follow in its wake.

“I will leave in my own time, Mister Rathaxes.” Rogo smiled and pressed his hand to the man’s. “Do not be concerned.”

“Not be concerned?” Mister Rathaxes screamed after him as he began to walk off. “Are you fucking insane, Mister Lowhill? A monster the size of a city is coming! And the outlaws are already—hey, come back here! Lowhill! Lowhill! RODAYA, COME BACK!”

Rogo didn’t. But he appreciated the concern. Paarl’s Hollow had always been a friendly township. Even in the throes of terror, it greeted Rogo as warmly now as it had when he had arrived those years ago.

They had taken him, bloodied and weary from fear, and asked him no questions. They’d given him food, company, and as much of either as he needed until his shop was ready for business. He’d always felt like he would never be able to truly repay them.

And alwa. . .