2 Sisters Murder Investigations

Book 2: A 2 Sisters Detective Agency Mystery

by James Patterson, Candice Fox

Genres: Private Investigators; Female Sleuths

Synopsis

Patterson’s greatest crime-solving team since the Women’s Murder Club is the Bird Sisters. 

Rhonda and Barbara “Baby” Bird are half-sisters—and full partners in their Los Angeles detective agency. They agree on nothing.
 
Rhonda, a former attorney, takes a by-the-book approach to solving crimes, while teenage Baby relies on her street smarts.  
 
But when they take a controversial case of a loner whose popular wife has gone missing, they’re accused of being PIs who can’t tell a client from a killer. 
  
The Bird sisters share a late father, but not much else…except their willingness to fight.
 
Fight the system. Fight for the underdog. Fight for the truth. If they can stop fighting each other long enough to work together.
 

Release date: April 22, 2025

Publisher: Little, Brown and Company

Print pages: 368

Sample

THERE’D BEEN NO DOUBT in my mind that Baby wasn’t going to last the whole stakeout. I just hadn’t thought she’d quit it by crawling out the passenger-side window and onto the roof of my car.

I’d sat calmly in the white 1958 Chevy Impala for two hours, watching the dark apartment windows through my binoculars, listening to the humid Los Angeles night’s sounds enveloping the parking lot. Crickets, distant sirens, Latin music. My sixteen-year-old sister, Baby, had twisted and turned in her seat, variously twirling her hair, napping, scrolling social media, drumming the dashboard, and trying to engage me in rounds of Kiss, Marry, Kill with celebrities I’d never heard of. Two stakeout highlights—one man leaving the apartment building briefly to smoke a cigarette, another driving off and returning with a bag of items from a nearby pet store—did little to disrupt Baby’s bored agony or my quiet focus.

Then, without warning, my sister was clawing her way out the car window with the speed and dexterity of a praying mantis escaping a bug jar.

I exited the car in a considerably less nimble fashion, using my weight to rock and shunt myself out the narrow door. Yes, we shared DNA, but if Baby was like a praying mantis, I was like the star of Kung Fu Panda.

“Hey!” Baby sat on the Chevy’s roof and yelled up at the building, cupping her hands around her mouth. “Listen up, you stupid pricks! We know you’re in there! We know you’ve got L’Shondra! Hold on to your balls because we’re a-comin’ in!”

I grabbed one of Baby’s sparkly black boots, yanked her sideways, and caught her in my arms like a doll before she could hit the ground. If there’s one thing my kid sister hates, it’s when I manhandle her. Unpredictability is one of Baby’s teenage superpowers, but one of mine is being able to throw other human beings around like bed pillows.

“Rhonda, what the hell are you doing?” she wailed at me.

“What am I doing? What are you doing? You just blew our cover!”

“So what? We’ve been sitting here doing nothing!”

“We’re gathering intel!”

“We know the guys in that apartment have our girl! How much more intel do you need?”

A couple in the street beyond the edge of the parking lot had overheard Baby and were now pressed together, trying to figure us out. I caught the word police.

Baby wriggled out of my arms. “I’m tired of sitting on my ass watching these guys and doing squat to save L’Shondra. You gave me lead on this case,” she said. “I’ve decided. We’re gonna charge the doors, grab our girl, and go get tacos to celebrate. We’ll be home by midnight and done with this sickeningly dull case.”

She popped open the trunk and went rummaging around behind the seats.

“Giving you lead on this was a big mistake.” I sighed. “This was your first chance to show me you have the patience and maturity to make major decisions at the agency. You failed, Baby.”

“I failed?” She straightened, laughing. “Rhonda, I’ve never failed at anything in my life.”

“Could have fooled me.”

“Why do I need to show you anything? I don’t have to prove myself to you. You know, there’re a whole bunch of decisions that seem to automatically fall to you,” she said. “We decided to start this detective agency together. We’ve both been private detectives for the same amount of time. Now suddenly you’re in charge and you’re picking the cases. You’re grading me. You’re ‘giving’ me lead.”

“Baby, I am in charge,” I said. “Dad’s dead. I’m your legal guardian. I’m more than twice your age. And I’m a lawyer. Okay? I know criminals. I know investigations. I know cops. I know the kind of cases we can and should take so we can establish our street cred. Legally speaking, you’re still a child.”

“Oh, give me a break.”

“You give me a break!”

A man stepped up to us. He seemed to materialize from behind our vehicle, where the trunk abutted the wet palms. The hammer of his huge revolver clanked down heavily as he pointed it at Baby’s face.

“Don’t move,” he said. “Either of you.”

A BOLT OF ADRENALINE hit my chest, freezing all thought. For a second there was nothing but the gun and my kid sister in the line of fire, the purest manifestation of all my worst nightmares. It didn’t matter who the guy was. What mattered was his finger on the trigger, the ability of that single digit to destroy my entire world.

“Phones,” he said. “Slowly.”

We extracted our phones from our pockets and handed them to him. I glanced around, sweat already beading on my brow. The curious couple was gone. The gunman tossed our phones into the palms.

“Move,” he said, gesturing toward the apartment building with the gun.

We walked. I gave Baby a Don’t do anything stupid glare. She shook her head, disgusted.

“Listen,” I said, glancing back at our captor. I clocked the tired expression on his stubbled face. “We don’t even know where you want us to go.”

“Third floor,” the guy said. “It’s the apartment you’ve been out here watching. The one you were just shouting at.”

“We weren’t—”

“Don’t play dumb with me, all right? I don’t get a lot of sleep in my line of work. My patience is at an all-time low.”

The man grabbed a handful of my shirt and shoved me onward. We started up dimly lit stairs, and my stomach sank. There were good signs about the situation, but not many. The guy hadn’t patted either of us down, which meant he was probably unaccustomed to, maybe unprepared for, actual violence. The gun he carried was big and chunky and awkward in his hand. It looked unused, something meant only to scare us. But my fluttering confidence took a nosedive when we reached the third floor. There was another, much shorter man at the door to the apartment. He also had a gun and looked tired but he seemed meaner than his partner. I heard dogs barking inside. One had the wet, hysterical, savage bark of a big animal losing its mind.

Baby and I were shoved into the apartment. It was dark, lit only by colored LED lights in dozens of reptile and fish tanks lining one wall. I saw lizards and spiders and snakes in there, huge coiled pythons sagging over branches, and hairy tarantulas scaling rocks. Beneath the aggravated, panic-driven barking of the dogs was a different rumble of noise—parrots squawking in another room, fish-tank pumps humming and bubbling, cats whining.

A dozen dogs of different breeds rushed over and swirled around us, some snuffling and pawing at our legs, others standing back and yapping, muzzles up in challenge.

Among them, I spotted our girl: L’Shondra, a sleek and googly-eyed Italian greyhound who stood trembling at the back of the pack.

The dog that was on the border of insanity was a hellish hound who looked like it could have swallowed L’Shondra whole. The dog was chained to a U-bolt mounted to the wall; its scarred, boxy black head was held low, and its clipped ears shone pink in the weird light. All the other dogs stayed well outside the range of its chain.

The dog’s yellow eyes were fixed on Baby. I felt her cold hand slip into mine. Not for the first time since I’d met my sister less than a year ago, I was overcome by the intense, soul-squeezing maternal instinct to protect her, and I knew someone was about to get hurt.

I just didn’t realize how bad.

WETNESS ON MY FACE. The sound of the gunshot blasted through every living being in the room, even the tiniest ones. The dogs around us sank down in unison, cowering. The birds in the other room began to scream and thrash in their cages. My kid sister clung to me.

The taller gunman slumped on the hardwood floor. His partner, frighteningly calm, stared down at his lifeless friend.

“It’s not just a few thousand bucks,” he said. “There’s half a million in this room alone.”

I stifled a furious growl of regret. In my haste to focus on positive signs about the big man who’d abducted us, signs that pointed to our chances of surviving, I hadn’t paid much attention to the signs that his little partner was a cold-blooded psychopath: The icy, empty eyes. The scratched and beat-up gun. The expert way he handled it, like an artist with a brush.

“Listen,” I said. “Please, just listen.”

“No, you listen,” the gunman said. He pointed to his dead partner. “You see that? That’s the kind of mood I’m in. Eric and I have been working on this gig for three months. What happened to him just now is what happens when people push me and push me and push me.”

“Okay,” I said. “We get it. Nobody’s trying to push you.”

“Bringing you up here?” He shook his head. “He’s been doing dangerous stuff like that for days. It’s like he wanted us to get caught.”

A moment of opportunity. The gunman glanced around the apartment, trying to decide, I supposed, how he was going to hold us. Whether he would even bother. Baby used the precious seconds to shrink away from me. I wanted to grab at her and tuck her behind me, but I knew she was being smart. We shouldn’t stick together, make ourselves one target. It was two of us against one armed man, and we had to split his focus. I understood Baby’s strategic thinking. I edged sideways to put myself against the tanks. The gunman lifted his weapon and aimed at me.

“No, no, no,” he warned. “Step away from the tanks.”

It was exactly what I’d hoped he’d say. It confirmed my assessment of the man: He was a dealer in lives. Every creature in the place had a dollar sign attached to it—except me and Baby.

“Let’s talk. Let’s talk, okay? You just lost your partner,” I said. I put my hands up, rapped a knuckle against the glass behind me. “There’s no need to put everything else you have at risk.”

“Step away,” the man repeated. “From the tanks.”

“How’s your aim?” I asked. “Can you drop me like you did your partner without getting one of these guys? Huh? He’s pretty.” I pointed to a big green lizard in a tank beside my head. “What’s he worth?”

Movement caught my eye. Baby was running with my idea. She picked up a woolly black puppy that had been cowering at her feet. The gunman swung around, pointed the gun at her, then immediately lowered it so the barrel pointed at her legs, away from the dog.

“Ooh.” Baby’s eyes widened. She was smiling, but her cheeks were hard and tight. “Did you see that, Rhonda? I think I might have one of the big-ticket items here.”

“Okay, don’t be stupid,” the man said. “That’s a twenty-thousand-dollar dog you’re holding. Put it down or I’ll shoot you in the foot.”

“You do that and I’ll throw the puppy to Cerberus over there,” Baby said. She edged closer to the big dog on the chain. “You hungry, boy? Yeah. You want an expensive snack?”

I let my eyes drift down to the tanks beside me. I saw a coiled-up snake. It was acid yellow and black, striped, too pretty to be harmless. The monster dog was almost choking itself trying to get at Baby and the puppy, its growls becoming strangled snorts, claws ripping at the carpet. The gunman was inching closer to them, corralling Baby into the beast’s bite range.

“Put it down.” The man tightened his grip on the gun. “Put the dog down!”

“You put the gun down!” Baby yelled.

“Hey!” I called. The gunman pivoted toward me. I pushed off the top of the tank next to me, grabbed the striped snake, and hurled it at him. The man dropped his gun, and in the microseconds during which he twisted, his instincts warring between catching the snake and cowering from it, Baby seized the chain connecting the dog to the wall and unhooked it.

They say you should never run from an attacking dog. When you act like prey, it sets off its killer instincts, the wolf inside. The man chose to flee from the snake; he turned, and in that single vulnerable motion, he lit a fire in the big dog’s brain. Baby dropped the puppy and grabbed the fallen weapon as the beast rushed at the gunman. The air was filled with human screams. I saw my sister aiming the gun and struggling to decide if she should take the animal’s life to save the life of the man who was trying to kill us. The girl full of bravado was gone, and a scared kid with a deadly weapon and an impossible choice was standing in her place.

I took the gun from her hands and shoved her out of the apartment.

BABY PACED THE PARKING lot, her head down, swiping furiously at her phone, which she’d rescued from behind the palm trees. Nervous energy and excess adrenaline. I leaned against my Chevy, thinking back over the statements I’d just given to a pair of detectives. The LAPD and Animal Control were swarming the apartment. It was after midnight. Now and then, Baby returned to me and shoved her phone in my face.

“The puppy was a Tibetan mastiff. Look. The guy was right. Twenty grand apiece.”

“Uh-huh.” I sighed.

“The snake was a banded krait.”

“Okay.”

“It’s the sixth-deadliest snake in the world.”

“Baby—”

“Its venom causes paralysis. Liquefies your lungs. Makes your eyeballs bleed.”

“Baby, you’re not helping,” I said.

A patrol officer in an immaculately pressed dark blue uniform approached me for another exhaustive run-through of the murder in the animal apartment. She noted everything down on a small pad while I marveled at how shiny her badge was. Her name tag said RAMIREZ. In the distance, the gunman who had been mauled by the monster dog was being wheeled out on a gurney, his body swathed in bandages. Ramirez told me that after mauling the gunman, the dog had gone and sat quietly in a bedroom without harming any of the animals in the apartment. I admired the dog’s restraint. The big dog seemed to innately know who was good and who was bad in the world, which was something I wasn’t sure I’d mastered myself.

“When can we get back in that apartment?” I asked Ramirez when she began to wrap up.

“Oh, you two are done here,” she replied. She looked us up and down. “Animal Control’s in there trying to find the snake you let loose. We’ll call you if there are any further questions.”

“That’s bullshit.” Baby pointed at the apartment building. “All those animals up there are stolen. We found them. They’re ours to reunite with their owners.”

“No, they’re not.”

“It’s our bust!” Baby exploded. “There’ll be tens of thousands of dollars in reward money!”

“Well, boo-hoo, Ace Ventura.” Ramirez sneered at Baby. “I’m not in the business of handing over evidence so that wannabe bounty hunters can make some cash.”

“Look,” I said. “You’re a newbie, right? I mean, you must be real new. That badge is so bright, I’m getting a headache from the glare. Plus, even though two detectives have already interviewed us, you’ve been sent over to do it again. They’re not worried they didn’t get the story down. They just think you need practice taking statements.”

Ramirez’s jaw tightened. I put my hands up, letting it go.

Baby jumped in. “All Rhonda’s saying is, maybe you don’t realize the opportunity you have here.” She jerked a thumb at me, then herself. “My sister and I, we’re also just starting out. For the next six months, our business is going to be making connections, doing intel. Learning about various bail jumpers and drug-addled kleptomaniacs. Maybe we can all help each other here.”

“She’s right. You’ll want to prove yourself.” I riffed off Baby’s energy. “The first year on the job is hell. They’ll hand you impossible cases, cleanup work, bullshit security gigs. But imagine if you had PIs on speed dial, investigators who could tell you where some parole-dodging loser was hiding.”

“Or where there was an apartment full of stolen animals,” Baby added. “Or which gangster’s wife was cheating on him and with who.”

“I get it,” Ramirez said. “I get it.”

Baby and I waited. The rookie looked back at the officers taping off the stairs to the apartment building. Then she sized us up.

“How’s your hand-eye coordination?” she asked.

WHEN THE MAN EVERYONE in America suspected of killing his wife walked into the 2 Sisters Detective Agency, I was up on a ladder, painting over cigar-smoke rings on the ceiling.

The office was slowly transforming in the wake of Earl Bird’s death six months ago. Baby and I had decided to take over our father’s business, Early Bird Private Investigation, after an earlier case had forced us together only hours after we’d met for the first time. Despite having different mothers, no previous knowledge of each other’s existence, and a twenty-plus-year age gap, we’d somehow managed to track down a hit man, a group of murderous youths, and a drug-running gang. The experience had left our brand-new relationship tattered in some places but sewn tightly in others.

My kid sister and I were deeply, deeply different. Aside from troubled histories with our shared father, we had almost zero in common. When I was thirteen, Dad ditched me and my mom; when Baby was a toddler, her mom left her with Earl and never returned. I look an awful lot like our father, if he’d had extensive tattoos and pink hair; Baby acts like Dad, but she’s tall, Black, and gorgeous—she clearly got her looks from her mother’s side of the family. But Baby (aka Barbara) and I had had heartfelt conversations as we’d tackled the horror show of Earl’s messy office together, and we’d busted up laughing over emails from bizarre potential clients. I’d felt the purest sense of motherhood or sisterhood or whatever it was while staring down the barrel of a gun with Baby by my side. We were, somehow, a team.

The detective agency office, in the part of Los Angeles known as Koreatown, was still in the process of being de-Earled. My father had stuffed every inch of the room with newspapers, weapons, racing-ticket stubs, crime scene photographs, packages of expired fortune cookies, and badly taxidermied animals. It had taken us three months to clear enough space for Baby and me to coexist here at all and another three for us to do it comfortably. What I hadn’t thrown in the dumpster behind the crab shack downstairs, I’d stacked in clear plastic tubs against one wall.

Today, there was paperwork to file, calls to make, and cases to assess, but I needed a mindless task. I’d caught maybe an hour or two of sleep at most after I’d returned L’Shondra to her tearful owners in Anaheim and collected our reward money. By the time I got back to Dad’s spectacular house in Manhattan Beach where Baby and I now lived (a place he’d almost certainly acquired through shady means that I wasn’t going to think about), the sun was nearly rising. I’d slipped Baby’s half—seven hundred and fifty dollars—under her bedroom door, wondering what I’d say if she threw open the door. But she didn’t, and there’d been not a peep from the angry teen this morning either.

Guilt and anger were warring. . .