What I Remember Most

by Cathy Lamb

Genres: General Fiction; Women's Fiction

Synopsis

Grenadine Scotch Wild has only vague memories of the parents she last saw when she was six years old. But she's never forgotten their final, panicked words to her, urging Grenadine to run. The mystery of their disappearance is just one more frayed strand in a life that has lately begun to unravel completely. One year into her rocky marriage to Covey, a well known investor, he is arrested for fraud and embezzlement. And Grenadine, now a successful collage artist and painter, is facing jail time despite her innocence.



With Covey refusing to exonerate her unless she comes back to him, Grenadine once again takes the advice given to her so long ago: she runs. Hiding out in a mountain town in central Oregon until the trial, she finds work as a bartender and as assistant to a furniture maker who is busy rebuilding his own life. But even far from everything she knew, Grenadine is granted a rare chance, as potentially liberating as it is terrifying-to face down her past, her fears, and live a life as beautiful and colorful as one of her paintings.

Release date: August 26, 2014

Publisher: Kensington Books

Print pages: 496

Sample

I needed to hide for a while.

To do that, I had to change my appearance.

I went to a cheap hair salon and had them cut six inches off, to the middle of my shoulder blades, then I had them cut a fringe of bangs. I went home and dyed my hair back to its original auburn color, from the blond it had been the last ten years. I washed it, then dried it with my back to the mirror.

I turned around and studied myself.

Yep. That would work.

For the last year I had been Dina Hamilton, collage artist, painter, and blond wife of Covey Hamilton, successful investor. Before that, for almost twenty years, I was Dina Wild. Now I would be Grenady, short for Grenadine Scotch Wild, my real name, with auburn hair, thick and straight.

Yes, I was named after ingredients in drinks. It has been a curse my whole life. There have been many curses.

I am cursed now, and I am packing up and getting the hell out of town.

Central Oregon was a good place for me to disappear from my old life and start a new one.

I drove south, then east, the fall leaves blowing off the trees, magenta, scarlet, gold, yellow, and orange. It would be winter soon. Too soon.

I stopped at the first small town. There were a few shops, restaurants, and bars. It had the feel of a Main Street that was barely holding on. There were several storefronts that had been papered over, there were not a lot of people, and it was too quiet.

Still, my goals were clear, at least to me: Eat first, then find a job.

I had $520.46 total. It would not last long. My credit and debit cards, and my checking, savings, and retirement accounts for my business and personal use, had been frozen. I had the $500 hidden in my jewelry box and $20 in my wallet. The change came from under the seat of my car. To say I was in a bad place would be true. Still. I have been in far, far worse places than this. At least I am not in a cage. Sometimes one must be grateful for what is not going wrong.

I tried not to make any pathetic self-pitying noises in my throat, because then I would have pissed my own self off. I went to a park to eat some of the nonperishable food I’d brought with me.

I ate a can of chili, then a can of pineapple. When I was done, I brushed my hair. I pulled a few strands down to hide one of the scars on my hairline. I put on makeup so I didn’t look so ghastly. I put extra foundation on the purple and blue bruising over my left eye, brushed my teeth out the car door, and smoothed out my shirt.

I was presentable.

I took a deep breath. This would be the first job I had applied for in many years. I started selling my collages and paintings when I was seventeen, and I had not required myself to fill out an application and resume.

I looked into the rearview mirror. My car was packed full of boxes, bedding, bags, and art supplies. My skin resembled dead oatmeal. “You can do it, Grenady.”

My green eyes, which I’ve always thought were abnormally and oddly bright, were sad, tired, and beat, as if they were sinking into themselves.

“Come on, Grenady,” I snapped at my reflection. “You got a moose up your butt? Get it out and get moving.”

I went to every business up and down Murray Avenue and asked for a job. I hoped they would not be thorough in the criminal background check department. That may have been a foolish hope.

I heard the same thing again and again. “We’re not hiring.” They were all kind, though. A woman at a café offered me a coffee and pastry while I waited to talk to her. I was hungry, again, so I ate it. She told me, “This town is dying. We’re on our last gasp. Ya hear it?”

A man at a hardware store said he would hire me but his “no-good, big-footed son-in-law needs a job because he got my daughter knocked up. I would like to knock him up with my fist, but The Wife says I can’t because it’ll make Christmas awkward.”

I looked for a job for two hours—up and down the street. By the time I dumped myself back into my car, the sun was setting.

I drove to a rest stop. I scrubbed my pits, face, hands, and teeth in the restroom before I went back to my car. I changed into sweats, then ate a can of corn and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I don’t like living out of cars. I’ve lived in cars before, many years ago, many times. Sometimes the car was mine, sometimes it wasn’t. I can do it again, but I don’t like it.

The car I have now, an Acura MDX SUV, where the back two rows were collapsed for my stuff and could also provide a cramped but doable bed, is much better than the cars I’ve slept in before.

The other cars were small and tight. The seats were broken on one, so they wouldn’t recline, and the passenger door wouldn’t lock on another, which made me nervous in the middle of the night.

Oh, and then there was Clunker. Clunker was a long, black beast and the most comfortable to sleep in, but the steering was loose and sometimes the brakes would lock up. Made for an exciting ride.

I rolled out my sleeping bag and blankets and lay down, my mind reeling as if someone had stuck a firework in it.

I hardly slept. Fall is cold outside, and rest stops are not restful, even late at night. There were sixteen-wheeler trucks roaring in and out, people in and out, and a group of teenagers partying.

I finally went to sleep around three in the morning, after watching two drunks duke it out with each other. They hit each other so hard they both collapsed flat backward onto the grass, exactly like in the movies. A perfect outcome, I thought. Now they’ll shut up.

There was a family with a baby a few parking spaces down, and the baby woke me up twice. Two semis roared in way too fast around four. I woke up with a start and had a vision of a snake wrapped around a knife. I have had this vision since I was a kid and I don’t know why.

Sometimes I don’t want to know why.

I missed sleeping in a bed. I didn’t miss who had been in it with me, but I did miss the mattress part of it.

The next morning I drove south, colorful leaves flying through the air, as if they were racing to get off the trees. I stopped at several towns. The last one was called Silver Village. I had the same poor result as I schlepped door to door, trying to hide my desperation.

I applied in a factory, restaurants, four bars, the library, and two gift shops. I did not apply at the strip club. I am not there yet and probably never will be. I am way too old, anyhow. Strip clubs usually like women whose boobs are in the right place, preferably large. I was stacked on top, but they weren’t young boobs anymore, and my ass wasn’t exactly as tight as a whiskey drum. The scars on my back would not be seen as sexy, either, unless their clients were into S and M.

The people I talked to were all polite, except for one scraggly lady who told me there was no way she’d hire me, ironically, “with a big rack like that. My husband works here, too. I only hire ugly women.”

There were no jobs. I spent another night in a rest stop. Once again, I hardly slept because two women truckers blared the entire sound track to Phantom of the Opera while they played cards at a table lit by a lantern. I drove away from them, but then a mentally ill man pounded on my windows and yelled, “The CIA is chasing me!”

I felt sorry for him. I handed him two chocolate candy bars. He said, “Cupcake Man thanks you and so do I.” He took off again, waving the candy bars and shouting into the air, “They’re coming!”

Three teenage girls sat near my car and cried because their car wouldn’t start. I called AAA for them and gave them a pack of gum. They hugged me when they left. They were way late getting home and said, “Our moms are gonna kill us. Kill us!”

I thought they should be grateful to have moms who would be so worried that they would “kill” their teenage girls for being late, but I didn’t say it.

I ran to the bathroom when I saw two other women going in at four-thirty in the morning, so I wouldn’t risk getting attacked, then tried to sleep again. A barking dog woke me at five-thirty in the morning.

This was not good.

I looked at my face. Car living is never good for the complexion.

Lincoln County Police

Incident Report

Case No. 82-9782

Reported Date/Time: June 10, 1982 12:30 a.m.

Location of Occurrence: Hwy 43, mile marker 15

Reporting Officer: Sgt. Joey Terrerae

Incident: Found Girl

On Friday night, trucker Alan Denalis saw a girl running along Highway 43 about midnight. He stopped the truck, then ran after the girl. She screamed and kept running, like she was afraid of him, so he kept a distance until she became too tired to run. He estimates that they ran close to a half mile.

When he caught up with her she was hysterical and crying. Her head was bleeding profusely. Mr. Denalis has children and said it was as if she was caught up in a night terror and didn’t know where she was.

He tried to calm her down, then carried her back to his truck. She kept pointing at the forest, but he did not know what she wanted him to do. She was too upset to speak. Twice she tried to get out of the truck when he was driving.

He brought her to Helena’s Café on Highway 99 where he met police. The waitress, Darlene Dilson, brought the girl a hamburger and shake, but she began screaming again. The waitress said it was like she wasn’t inside herself, like she wasn’t there. She kept trying to run out the door.

We worked with county and state police, as we thought that maybe she’d been in a car accident and had managed to escape. We also thought that perhaps she’d been running from an abusive home or situation, perhaps she’d run from a car, but there are no homes where she was found and we found no one who was looking for a lost girl. We didn’t know whether she spoke English.

She was brought to St. Clare’s Hospital, where she was examined. She has a concussion and a deep cut near her hairline that will probably scar. The doctor put in fourteen stitches. She continued to scream on and off and was not able to talk for a long time. She has green eyes, and they were blank, like she was staring off into the distance.

We will be working with local media to see if we can figure out who she is and who her parents are and what happened. We’ll be sending her photo to the FBI to see if she is a kidnap victim or missing child . . .

Lincoln County Police

Chief Liovanni,

I know you wanted me to keep you up-to-date about the girl who was found on Highway 43. She says her name is Grenadine Scotch Wild and she is six years old. When I talked to her after a couple of days in the hospital, she was still almost hysterical and begging me to find her parents. I told her we would.

We have not been able to locate the parents, despite help from city, county, and state police and the FBI. (For once I didn’t get any back talk from Jerry.) Grenadine doesn’t remember what happened. She said she remembers they were at a festival, she and her parents; they were going to fly her red kite, there was another man, and that’s it. Zip. Nothing else. She described her parents but could not describe the man except to say that he had curly brown hair and a big forehead.

As you know, her picture has been on local and statewide TV, but no one seems to know who she is. We are unable to locate any relatives. We asked her if she had grandparents, and she said no. A huge part of this problem is that she says her parents’ names are Freedom and Bear Wild. There is no record of anyone named Freedom Wild or Bear Wild.

The parents most likely made the names up. Plus, they named their kid Grenadine Scotch Wild? Who does that?

There is no record of Grenadine’s birth anywhere in America or Canada. It’s like she appeared out of the fog that night.

Grenadine is in a foster home and under the care of the Children’s Services Division. We will continue our search and work with CSD.

She seems like a good kid. It’s a terrible situation.

Sgt. Joey Terrerae

I stopped in a town named Pineridge next.

Pineridge is surrounded by mountains. Brothers, three mountains in a row, tower in the distance, lined up like mountain soldiers. Ragged Top, with a jagged peak, and Mt. Laurel round out the incredible view. The view would not buy me a job, but it’s always better to be broke in a beautiful place than an ugly place.

Pineridge was designed to resemble the Wild, Wild West. It had 4,500 people. It was a small town, but not too small. I could be there and not be noticed much. It was also almost four hours from my home and no one knew me, which is exactly what I need.

The 1850s buildings lining Main Street were somewhat fakey, with their cowboy and Indian days façades, but still appealing. There were balconies and boardwalks, brightly painted store fronts, old-fashioned lampposts and hanging flowerpots. A steel statue of a cowboy on a bucking horse divided the main street. You could almost see the horses, carriages, women with bonnets and bustles, and gunfights in the middle of the street, if you had an imaginative imagination.

Pineridge was charming, but within the charm I needed to find a job. I brushed my hair and pulled it back into a braid. I changed my shirt, as the other one had chili on it. I changed my jeans, as I’d worn them for two days. I pulled on my cowboy boots. I put on mascara, liner, blush, and lipstick to hide the gluelike color of my skin. I applied foundation to the purple and blue bruises.

I started at the grocery store. The manager said they weren’t hiring now, but she had a lot of employees, some of them teenagers, and said, “You never know when they’re not going to show up in favor of a kegger.”

I went to a quilting and crocheting shop. In the back corner they had shawls. I saw a red, crocheted shawl. I ran my fingers down it, and my eyes burned. I scooted out of that shop before I became too emotional about the red shawl. I could not work in a shop with a red, crocheted shawl, anyhow. Heck, no.

I turned the corner and sat down in a park on a bench in front of a fountain. The fountain’s base was a wagon wheel. I picked up the newspaper beside me for distraction. It told the usual—wars that shouldn’t be fought, budget issues, and another serial killer guy on death row appealing his sentence. The thought of the serial killer made me nervous.

I stood back up. Restaurant. Café. Hardware store. Another restaurant. A bookstore. Pawn shop. Antique shop. A sign shop and a copying place. An optician’s, a dentist’s, a doctor’s office, pharmacy, art galleries. All said no, in a friendly way. Hours later, I trudged back to my car, tired and discouraged. Rejection made me feel stupid, a familiar feeling.

“Lose the whine, Grenady.” I drove out into the country as the sun went down over Ragged Top, parked my car off a deserted street, and ate a can of pineapple and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I peed out the side, brushed my teeth with bottled water, then climbed into my sweats and sleeping bag in the back.

I hoped an ax murderer wouldn’t come along when I was sleeping. Couldn’t have been more than two hours later and I was woken up by cars flying by, engines roaring, music blasting.

Apparently I’d parked on a strip where kids from town like to drag race. They flew past, whooping and hollering. I moved my car. The next place was quieter. So quiet it was creepy and scary. I tried not to remember what happened that other time, years ago, under a bridge. I felt sorry for him.

The next morning—a whopping four hours of sleep under my belt—I went to McDonald’s and used their toilet, then quickly pulled my washcloth out of its baggie, rinsed it, added some hand soap, and cleaned up my face, my neck, my pits, and my chest. I wanted to strip, straddle the sink, and clean up my Big V, but that would have gotten me arrested if anyone came in.

With my luck, someone would have snapped a photo and my straddling butt and I would have ended up on YouTube.

I dried off with my handy-dandy hand towel and pulled my hair out of its sloppy ponytail. It looked simultaneously greasy and as if I’d been electrocuted. I brushed it out and braided it.

My eyes appeared almost drugged, I was so wiped out. “Well, now, shoot,” I said out loud. I was pale. Sickly. Cement and hay mixed together—that was the color of my complexion. “My, aren’t you gorgeous.”

I shut the door of a stall and changed out of my sweats and into a red cable knit sweater, jeans, clean underwear, a white-lace bra, and knee-high boots. My figure, as he said, “Curves. You’re not fat, Dina, but you have enough to put in a man’s hands. Put yourself in my hands.”

I stamped down a well of sweeping hatred that bubbled up like a volcano. I would spit volcano fire, lava, and smoke at that man’s ferret face if I could. I would kill him and hide his piggy body if I could.

I bought a large coffee and settled into a stall. I put in six creams. I wished they had liquid whipping cream—that’s what I like in my coffee. There is a lot I will give up when I am broke, but I will spend my second-to-last dollar on coffee. I will spend my last dollar on paint. Call me crazy and reckless, but I’ll do it.

I would try the other half of the street today for jobs, and if that didn’t work, I’d move on.

My cell phone and e-mail were burning up with their messages. Crying. Swearing. Yelling. Cancellations for my paintings and collages, deafening outrage.

I didn’t blame them at all.

“Hello. Can I talk to the manager?”

“I’m the manager. And the owner. Can I help you?”

“I’m Grenady Wild, and I’m looking for a job.” I shook her hand. It felt so odd to use the name Grenady, but right, too.

“Tildy Green. What kind of job?”

The woman staring back at me looked like she could wrestle a bull to the ground and win. She had thick, straight gray hair and a white streak arching from a widow’s peak in the middle of her forehead. She had strong features and broad shoulders, and was cleaning a hunting rifle behind the bar.

I didn’t know you could clean guns in a bar/restaurant, but there were only about ten other people in there at the time and none seemed to be bothered by it. I sure wasn’t. “Anything you have.”

“I don’t have anything. You’re new in town.”

It was a statement, not a question. She could meet someone and know she was new? I thought this town was bigger than that. “Yes. I am.”

“You came to town without having a job.” She peered down the barrel of the gun, searching for any problems, then waved me to a barstool so we could talk.

“Yes, I did.” I sat down. I could hardly stand anymore. I had been up and down the entire street asking for jobs. There were none. Or no one wanted to hire me. That was a distinct possibility.

“You missed the quilt show.”

“The quilt show?”

“Yes. Quilts all over the place. I love quilts.”

It was almost funny that a woman cleaning a gun with such care loved quilts.

This restaurant/bar was called The Spirited Owl. It had a lodgelike atmosphere with both log and brick walls.

It was a two-story building with a faux balcony on the second floor. There was a covered boardwalk out front with several Adirondack chairs on it. The original wood floors had been scuffed by thousands of cowboy boots; white tablecloths covered circular tables, each with a small bouquet; leather booths lined the walls; and a huge rock fireplace with a hearth warmed up the place.

It had the longest bar I’d ever seen—an exquisite, shiny piece of wood, built to seem old, with curves and scrolling and a gold foot rail. Behind the bar, a huge mirror reflected the expected, vast array of bottles of liquor. Above the mirror was a row of stuffed owls. The owls wore aviator sunglasses. It was a quirky touch.

There were fishing poles and black-and-white photos of the Wild West on the walls, and two canoes hanging from the ceiling, amidst several fishing nets. Comfortable, classy, not cheap.

I read part of the menu posted outside before coming in, so I knew a little about the cuisine: Tildy’s Wild Steak, Hail to the Hamburgers, Lusty’s Lasagna (I wondered who Lusty was), Cowgirl Calzone, Shooting Straight’s Chef Salad, Home on the Range Soup and Salad, I Won’t Club You Club Sandwich, Kickin’ Chicken, and Buckin’ Bronco Salmon. It also had an extensive alcohol offering, and the desserts, especially the pies, made me hungry thinking about them.

It was the gun-slinging west meets “I want my steak medium rare and I’ll have the house red wine with that.”

“If you don’t have a job, I’ll take a beer,” I told her. “Please.”

“What kind of beer?”

“What do you recommend?” She told me what they had, at length, with questions about my tastes and preferences. So complicated. But this is Oregon. We’re particular about our beers. “I’ll have a Sisters Pale Ale.”

“Coming up.”

I put my head in my hands for no more than five seconds. My spinning and fuzzied-up brain needed a rest. Good golly God, my face was horrendous.

“Here ya go.”

“Thank you.” I sucked some of that beer down and enjoyed the hell out of it. I did a Personal Financial Calculation. I was under $450 now because of gas costs and my coffees. I could not afford a hotel. If I was hired, I would probably not be paid for at least two weeks unless I had a job where I received tips. Like this one.

“Where ya from?”

“I’m from . . .” I’m from I Don’t Want To Tell You. “Portland.”

I could feel her sizing me up. “Born in Portland?”

I didn’t know where I was born. No clue. Two people knew, and they were long gone. “Near there.”

“Why you here?”

“I like central Oregon.”

“Why?”

She was trying to figure me out. I got it. “This is a nice . . .” What was it? “This is a nice town. I like the mountains. I like the space. I like the open air and the views.”

Her expression said, “Yeah, right.”

“You’re cagey, aren’t you?” She went back to cleaning her gun again. “Really, why are you here?”

“You don’t quit, do you?”

“Why would I? It’s my bar.”

“And it’s my beer, and if I wanted to answer twenty questions I’d put myself on a game show.”

“I haven’t asked you twenty questions yet, now, have I? I’m on number seven. Besides, you asked me for a job, so I can ask you some questions.”

“You said you didn’t have a job.”

“Maybe I will soon. So quit dodging around and tell me about yourself.”

Tip money would be helpful. If I ran out of money, I’d be out of coffee and cream. That would be bad.

“I need a job. I was a waitress for eleven years and tended bar for four of those. I can handle multiple orders at one time and multiple assholes. I make an excellent martini. I prefer to shake them, but I’ll stir it if it must be done. My specialties are mint juleps, cosmopolitans, Singapore slings, blood and sands, and black bombers. My Bloody Marys are outstanding, and I make a pretty tasty Ginger Rogers, Galapagos, and Sex on the Beach, which is the most asinine name for a drink on the planet. People order it so they sound cool, and I think they’re idiots. Not a bad drink, though.

“The bars I’ve worked in had rednecks and convicts, millionaires and college professors. I can handle anyone who comes in here, sit them down, shut them up, and get them their order on time. Sometimes I even smile. I don’t take any crap from anyone, even the customers, so if you want some sweet little thing in here who will smile even when some slovenly, sweaty-palmed creep is trying to grab her ass, you don’t want to hire me. Someone pulls that on me, I will punch first and ask questions later.”

I saw a slight smile. “Sugar, I don’t expect any of my employees to take any crap. None. You could swing if you want, and I’ll back you up with the baseball bat behind the bar.”

I wondered why she didn’t say she would use the gun instead of the bat, but I didn’t ask. “I work hard and I’m on time. I’m efficient. I know how to listen to people who want to bend the ear of the bartender back one hundred and eighty degrees. I’d like the job.” And I needed the money. I didn’t want to resort to Dumpster diving again. I will if I have to, I’m not above it, but I’d rather not.

“I might hire you, but I don’t need anyone right now.” She smiled. It softened her face.

“If you do need someone, will you call me?” I scribbled my number and e-mail on a napkin. “My bartending and food handlers licenses are up-to-date.”

“Any drug problems I should know about?”

“No. None. I don’t do drugs.”

“You have a criminal record?”

“No.” Not quite officially. Not convicted. Only arrested. Done only a small amount of time. Innocent until proven guilty, and all that is American and red, white, and blue. I went back to my Sisters beer and studied the suds. She heard the pause, I know she did.

“What happened to your face?”

“A woman decided she didn’t like me.”

“Stole her husband?”

“If you knew me, you would know I’d sooner swing a rattler than take someone’s husband.”

“I don’t mow other women’s grass, either. Why’d she hit you?”

“Because I hit first.”

Tildy raised her eyebrows.

“She called me Barbie Princess.”

Tildy made a hissing sound. “That would tick me off, too. How insulting.”

“It was. There’s no need for that kind of trash talk.”

“Absolutely not. I would have slugged her.”

We were interrupted by a crash.

The crash was so deafening, it sounded like a bomb had dropped through the roof and we were caught in the center of the explosion. Glass from the windows went flying. Tildy and I hit the floor. I heard wood splitting, a car horn blaring, and, strangely, country music.

A light fell from the ceiling and shattered. Two picture frames fell and broke. I covered my head again.

When the noise stopped, except for the horn and the country music, I turned, my heart pounding, to figure out whether I needed to run for my sorry life.

The hood of a blue truck was inside the restaurant. A truck.

It was old, I’d give it thirty years.

Another plate of glass came straight down, and I covered my head again as it split and went flying. A table wobbled and toppled over. The vase broke.

Tildy stood up and swore. “Damn that crazy mother shit drunken alligator head.” She slapped the bar with both hands. “Lunatic. Rotten breath, brainless idiot!”

She stalked out of the bar, her cowboy boots crunching glass. She did not have the gun. Probably fortunate.

I stumbled up and ran over to the truck to make sure no one was underneath the wheels. My legs trembled. When I saw no one was under the front tires, I raced outside to check the back ones, hoping the thing wouldn’t blow.

The hood of the truck was four feet in. Tildy yanked open the driver’s door as other people ran toward us, including several police officers.

“I am going to skin you alive, Reuben!” Tildy shouted, pulling the young man out by his arm and his collar. She let him crumble to the ground. “Skin you alive like a dead skunk!”

I bent over him to check for damage, surprised at Tildy’s rough handling of the driver. There was blood on his face, but it wasn’t gushing. Liquor emanated from him like waves of shame. Whew. Reuben had a skull tattooed on his upper arm. I have always hated skulls.

“Am I . . .” Reuben stuttered from the ground. “Ding. Dang. Think I ding danged my own darn head . . . am I . . . uh-oh . . . owls and spirit . . . late for work, Aunt . . . Aunt Tildy?” His eyes rolled back in his head and he passed out, drunk as could be.

“Hello, Tildy.” A police officer tipped his hat to her, two more coming up behind him.

“Do you see what this lousy slug of a raving, drunk nephew did to my restaurant? I think my sister must have dropped him too many times on his head, because he is dumber than a dead toad.” She kicked a tire, twice. “Now I’m off my rocker! Off my bleepin’ rocker!”

“He gave us a chase,” one of the officers said. His name tag said Lieutenant Mark Lilton. He was a six-three African American and wore horn-rimmed glasses. “I believe he’s drunk once again. This is his third. Some people learn slowly.”

Tildy pointed at Reuben. “Now, you arrest this drunk slug. Lock him up for a long time. I’m not paying no bail—never have, never will, you know that, Mark. Being locked up is the only thing that’s gonna sober him up. I’m pressing all charges I can possibly press. Teach him a lesson.”

“Will do, Tildy.”

“And I’m going to get rid of his truck,” Tildy declared. “He is not fit to drive.”

“I didn’t hear that, Tildy.” A police officer named Sergeant Sara Bergstrom spoke up. She had dark hair, gray streaks. “Not one word of that reached my ears.”

“Me either,” the third officer, Justin Nguyen, echoed. Justin had black hair, dimpled smile.

“To get rid of the truck, that’s a fine idea,” Lieutenant Lilton mused, then adjusted his horn-rimmed glasses. “Not that I’m encouraging it. It would be illegal to steal a truck, destruction of property. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Even if it’s an excellent idea.”

“Oh me, oh my!” Tildy threw her hands in the air. “My heart beats in fear of the law.” She toed her nephew, not gently. “Thank God he didn’t kill anyone. I’m glad he didn’t kill himself, either, cause when he wakes up, I’m gonna kill him.”

“I didn’t hear that either,” Sergeant Bergstrom said. “You can’t kill people. It’s illegal. Jail time. Blue scrubs. N