A Very Merry Christmas

by Cathy Lamb

Genres: Contemporary Fantasy; Historical Fiction

Synopsis

A Montana B&B owner butts heads with a confident millionaire in this gentle Christmas romance story by the author of Julia’s Chocolates.

Some people careen through life trailing chaos in their wake. Others get to pick up the pieces. Meredith Ghirlandaio is generally in the latter category, especially when it comes to her irresponsible sister, Leia. Leia’s latest move: abandoning her two children while she runs off to rediscover herself. Meredith immediately steps up, bringing rebellious Sarah and withdrawn Jacob back to her hometown of Telena, Montana, where she opens a B&B.

Despite the “Merry Meredith” nickname she earns from her guests, she’s too wary—and too busy—to get involved with any man. Especially one like handsome, self-assured Logan Taylor. But Logan’s not easy to shake, and makes it plain that he’s drawn to everything about Meredith—her tough talk and her cowboy hats, her softness and her strength.

Roped into chairing the Telena Christmas concert, Meredith brings townsfolk of all ages together to share stories, talents, and rehearsal potluck dinners. Little by little she’s opening up too. And in between navigating the lessons of the past and acknowledging her own hopes for holidays yet to come, she’s learning that all the gifts she really needs are right there, waiting—if only she’ll claim them.

Previously published in Holiday Magic

“Lamb’s funny, feisty Meredith, waitress in a Montana town, finds her aloofness tested by millionaire Taylor Logan in the bittersweet and tender “A Very Merry Christmas.”“ —Publishers Weekly

Release date: October 25, 2016

Publisher: Zebra Books

Print pages: 120

Sample

“It’s the holiday season so I don’t want to have to shoot you.” I drummed my red fingernails against the long, polished bar, hooked my cowboy boot on the rail, and eyed the drunken fool who had crawled up on the stool next to mine like an inebriated sea urchin. “But you’re pushing it, buddy.”

Through the dim light of Barry Lynn’s bar, a bar that has been around for over a hundred years and has the bullet holes to prove it, I could tell that he had gotten all dressed up in his fancy-pants fly fishing gear to head out to one of Montana’s world class rivers and pretend he was a “real man” out in the wilds. He had probably flown in on a private jet, and was looking for a little hee-haw before going home to his mansion and his pampered life.

“Honey,” he said, pushing a hand through his blond wave, while I studied his buffed fingernails, “you’ve got a face that could cause Jesus himself to sin.”

I refrained from smashing my unbuffed fist into his nose for that rude comment. “Jesus himself created this face. I can assure you he’s not going to sin. You, however, may cause me to sin when I knock you off your stool. Now back off.”

Out of the corner of my eye, I could see the Three Wise Women, as they had dubbed themselves about ten years ago, waiting for me in our usual corner, near the Christmas tree, past the pool tables, by a window we opened up to the moonlight when the heat from many bodies became too suffocating. The discussion topic tonight: “Would marriage be easier if the couple lived next door to each other and not with each other?” Plus Vicki was bringing all of us Gracious Journals to write in, whatever that was.

The inebriated sea urchin sighed heavily, shook his head, then leaned toward me, his whiskey breath encircling my head. “Okay, honey, but I gotta get your name.” His three other middle-aged, fleshy buddies were now laughing at him from a nearby table. “Your name, then I’ll leave you alone.” More whiskey breath. “Your naaammme.”

“My name’s Mary Magdalene.” I could feel my temper triggering. It did not take much. I knew it was because of my past.

“Your name’s Mary Magdalene?” His eyes opened wide, then his face got contemplative. He was trying hard to think. Think, brain, think! “I’ve heard that name before.” His brow furrowed. “Are you famous?”

I stared at a bullet hole in the ceiling and wondered who shot off her gun. Hey! Maybe it was a woman who was being hit on by a whiskey-breathing idiot.

“You look famous.” He shook his head, baffled. “You got that, I dunno. Charisma. Something about you. Special-like. Original. You’re a thoroughbred. You know what I mean?”

“So I’m a horse to you?”

The mirror above a row of liquor bottles behind the bar gave me a brief look at myself. Full mouth, “a mouth that looks botoxed but it’s not,” Hannah, one of the Three Wise Women told me. High cheekbones. Brown eyes that seemed abnormally large to me. Long hair that is straight and black with a white streak running from a widow’s peak down the full length. My father said it was a birthmark blessed upon me from my ancestors, who about “swam over here from Italy, they were so desperate to come to America.”

My mother, the rebel daughter of a proper, titled, English family, who fell head over heels in love with my father when he was on leave from serving in the U.S. Army, and ran off with him when she was twenty, called it my Wisdom Mark. “It would be wise if you were not quite so tough, dear. When we English say to keep a stiff upper lip, we do not mean ‘give someone else a stiff upper lip.’”

The sea urchin slouching next to me said, “Nah. You’re not a horse, but that white streak is sexier than hell. I would like to bite it.”

“If you attempt to bite my hair, I will knock your teeth into your beer.”

I said this politely. My mother would have been proud of my restraint. (“If you feel your temper rising, Meredith Jean, make yourself some tea.”)

The sea urchin laughed, obviously not taking me seriously. “I love a tough woman, and you Montana gals, man, you rock in that department. You gals can take down a bear.”

He must think we “gals” are stupid. No woman I know would try to take down a bear unless she wanted to be eaten. “I need a beer and a sledgehammer Barry Lynn, please,” I told the owner of the bar.

“One beer and a sledgehammer coming right up,” she called. “How ’bout a staple gun, too? Sometimes those are handy.”

“Bring ’em. This one is going to need more than usual.”

“Now, Miss Mary Magdalene,” the drunken sea urchin said, oblivious to our conversation, “How ’bout if you join me and my buddies? Why I have never seen a woman wearing a red cowboy hat with rhinestones before. Never. And you got eyes like a cat. Lemme buy you a beer.”

“No. Leave. Your breath is enough to set fire to this building.”

“Come on, sugar . . .”

“I’m not interested and my name is not sugar.” I picked up my cowgirl hat and put it on my head. It was well worn, and fit perfectly, the way I liked them. “Last time I’m gonna warn you. Go back to your hole and your rich men friends with the snarky smiles who are pretending to be fly fishermen, with your bottle of whiskey, and drink yourself into a stupor. I have no interest in drunken men who are so weak they can’t approach a woman, sober, make intelligent conversation, and then invite her to a dinner in a fancy restaurant to show her respect.”

The door opened to the bar and a burst of cold, snowy Montana air swirled around. I idly glanced around wondering which neighbor was coming on in. My breath caught in my throat.

There he was.

I could almost hear the sleigh bells ringing and jingle bells jingling. Following that I heard an echoing gong, my own brain warning me that he was trouble.

Total trouble.

Logan Taylor. Born in Copper, Montana, about three hours from Telena, a self-made millionaire, various businesses in five states in highway development, electrical something ’er other, real estate, ranching, et cetera. Hard scrabble childhood. He was about eight years older than me, but even as a kid growing up on a farm outside of town, I’d heard about him because every athletic team he was on won some state championship or other. He’d had a tough reputation, too, a fight or two or three or more, all reported in the newspaper because of who he was.

The man was a Montanan through and through and had recently built a log cabin outside of Telena. He was huge at about six feet five inches tall, with blondish hair, shoulders a thousand Christmas angels could dance on, and sharp eyes that didn’t miss a whit.

Every time I’d seen him in town the last weeks, I’d ducked into a store, a church, one time a government building, and I steer clear of government buildings like I steer clear of the black plague.

My attention was re-caught by the drunken sea urchin.

“I’ll take you to a fancy restaurant,” he slurred. “I got enough money to buy every fancy restaurant here in this town and the yachts here, too. Let’s go right down; you turn me on . . .”

And that’s when the drunken sea urchin made a herculean mistake.

He reached out a hand and tried to stroke my white streak, knocking off my cowgirl hat. I caught his wrist, leaned in, and said, quite calmly, “Don’t touch me, you overgrown leech.”

He laughed in a slimy way. “But I wanna touch you, you look so soft and tender and I want to—” He said something disgusting in my ear, lifted up his other hand to stroke me again, and we were, at that very moment, finished. All done.

I heard Howard and Norm, brothers, generational ranchers, Ivy League educated, World War II vets, sitting next to me at the bar, suck in their breaths. Howard said, quite slowly, “Son, that was a poor choice.”

Norm said, “If I were you, I’d start running. That would be right now. Run. Run fast, run long, but run.”

The Three Wise Women cackled. Hannah yelled, “Okay, everybody, prepare for the show. It’s going to be almost better than my speech on mathematical derivates.”

I heard scattered applause as I seethed. My past has given me a lot of anger.

“Why do men think saying disgusting things is a turn on?” I asked him. “Why do men try to touch women without our permission? Why do men think they’re sexy when they’re drunk? Why do men continually tick me off?”

I didn’t contemplate these questions for very long as I squared my red cowboy boots and brought a fist up into the sea urchin’s jaw. He went flying off the stool and onto the floor, flat on his back.

I heard one of the Wise Women, Katie, a mother of four yell, “That was impressive, Merry Meredith. Even better than last month’s hit.”

Another Wise Woman, Vicki, who owns one of the largest ranches for miles around, said, “Hormones, hormones, don’t mess with the hormones. Why don’t men get that?”

After a second’s shocked hesitation, the sea urchin scrambled right back up to his feet. He said something else nasty to me, called me a bad word, then yelled, “What the hell was that for?”

“What was it for?” Barry Lynn drawled, slamming a sledgehammer and a staple gun on the bar, she’s so funny. “She told you to back off many times. She’s not interested. Did you need that in eight languages? Did you need a banner? You’re not that good-looking; why would a woman like her want to be with you?”

“Now that’s a little unkind, Barry Lynn,” Norm said. “He’s soft looking, pasty, a city folk with a snake for a spine but . . .”

“It’s not unkind, it’s accurate,” Barry Lynn snapped, thunking the sledgehammer. “He’s got a gut, a weak jaw, sloping shoulders. . . .”

They began to argue about the man’s looks.

“By cannons and guns, Barry Lynn is correct,” Howard intervened. He likes to use expressions with weapons in them from his former military days. “The man is a numbskull, and a lady shouldn’t have to hit a man to get him to back off. Do you have no brains?” he asked the sea urchin, not insultingly.

“What . . . what the heck? I’ve got brains!” the sea urchin said, red and flustered.

“Show me,” I told him. “I’d like to see your brains.”

The drunken man’s friends had gotten up from their table, hopefully to restrain the sea urchin, and not to come after me, but that part was unclear. I would take them on, too, if I had to. I would enjoy it. I’d had a tough week with my bed and breakfast business, with Jacob who was playing piano obsessively, and with Sarah who had been brought home by the police again. A bar scuffle, skinned knuckles, and a broken hand from fighting might do me well. Let out some of my flaming hormones.

The drunken. . .