Four Leaf Felony

Book 1: Holiday Cozy Mystery

by Tonya Kappes

Genres: Cozy Mystery

Synopsis

Holiday Cozy Mystery Series is a spin-off of Tonya Kappes's popular A Camper and Criminals Cozy Mystery series! You do not want to miss Violet Rhinehammer's journey and some appearances from our beloved Laundry Club Ladies and favorite characters from A Camper and Criminals Cozy Mystery crossover series!

Smiling eyes aren't shining upon Violet Rhinehammer!

Violet Rhinehammer finally gets the call! She's been working so hard in her hometown of Normal, Kentucky, as a reporter for Channel Two News and the Normal Gazette to get the national attention to she believes she rightfully deserves!

Now is her time! Violet gets an interview of a lifetime with a huge national news network. It doesn't take her long to pack her bag and hop on an airplane leaving Normal, Kentucky, behind!

While in flight, she is so busy dreaming about her opportunity. When the passenger sitting next to Violet yammers on and on about her grandchildren, Violet uses her Southern manners to excuse herself to the bathroom after the woman gives Violet a headache.

After all, Violet has to keep her head in the game because she's determined to get the job so she doesn't have to go back to her small hometown.

Violet's moment of bathroom silence quickly turns to chaos after she finds a dead body in the airplane bathroom, causing the pilot to make an emergency landing in the small town of Holiday Junction.

The NTSB grounds all flights going in or out of Holiday Junction, and every passenger is considered a suspect, which means Violet Rhinehammer is stranded until the murder is solved. Y'all know Violet! She's not going to sit on her laurels; she'll be using her keen journalist skills and possibly a little help from the Laundry Club Ladies from Normal, Kentucky, to solve the crime.

After all, she's got to show up for her big interview, and her dream job is slipping through her hands.

Release date: April 30, 2022

Publisher: Tonya Kappes Books

Print pages: 200

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Sample

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“And my daughter.” The pride spilled out of the woman. Her smile, her eyes, her entire face lit up as she showed me the photos on her phone. “She has three little children. Let me tell you”—she put her hand on her chest—“I never thought the girl was going to give me any grandbabies.”

I slowly sucked in a deep breath, reminding myself that this was just a temporary situation. After the airplane landed, I’d never have to see this woman again.

“Look here. This is Joey. He’s a handful. He loves his mom. This is little Chance. He’s a handful, but he loves his mom too.” She scrolled from photo to photo like a pro.

She’d done this a time or two. I wasn’t her first grandchild-photo-dump victim.

“This is my little Lizzy.” The woman giggled. “She’s just a doll baby. She’s the cutest. Just the cutest,” she repeated as if I’d not heard her say it the first time. “She’s the cutest.”

She stared at me.

“Oh.” I realized she wanted a response. “Yes. She is.”

She bragged on her three grandchildren, which I was far removed from. I mean, honestly, I had no idea what I was going to do for the rest of this four-hour airplane ride.

I knew I shouldn’t have made eye contact when I first got on the plane. It gave her free rein to talk and talk.

The only hope I had was the connecting flight. What were the chances she’d be on that one and be seated next to me?

“Excuse me for a second. I had a little too much Diet Coke,” I told her and unbuckled the safety belt.

I stood up and took a big deep breath before I took my first steps of freedom away from my seatmate.

This entire plane ride was nothing like I had in my head when I woke up. There were things I needed to do to prepare myself for the big gig, and listening to this woman was exhausting me. I would’ve loved to hear about little Lizzy and her brothers on any given day, just not today.

Today was the day I’d been waiting on for—well, I couldn’t even remember how long. That was long if I couldn’t remember.

“Get yourself together, Violet,” I told myself under the fake smile as I stepped over a child playing in the aisle when the child should’ve been in a family member’s lap. I tossed my long blond hair, which was perfectly styled today, over my shoulder.

 

Carefully I stepped over her and continued down the center of the airplane toward the bathroom.

All eyes were on me. I’d been a reporter in my hometown of Normal, Kentucky for Channel Two news, where I also had my own show called “Good Day in the Park.” I also had an article in the local newspaper, so I was used to the perfect smile.

I’d spent my career giving up any social life so I could get my one big break. This was it. Nothing was going to ruin it.

Just a few short days, you’re gonna see me on TV, being a big-time reporter, I thought to myself when I noticed people glancing up at me.

Like my Aunt Lucinda told me, Violet, honey, you’ve got to fake it until you make it. That was exactly what I had done in Normal, and here I was—on my way to making it big!

The flight attendant was busy getting the little food cart ready to push down the aisle and stepped out of the way of the bathroom door when she noticed me going for the handle.

“Are you having a good flight?” she cordially asked. Her brown hair was parted to the side, pulled back into a low ponytail. The maroon uniform showed off a very appealing figure that showed she took care of herself. Something I could definitely understand.

It was one of the many things I needed to do to stay camera-ready at any moment.

“Yes. I am.” I curled my fingers into the small opening of the handle and pulled the accordion bathroom door open. “Oh my gawd!”

My body shook. My breath heaved in and out at a rapid pace.

I slammed the bathroom door shut.

“What’s wrong?” the flight attendant asked me. She put one hand on me when she noticed my knees were giving out, and with her free hand, she pulled the flight attendant seat down, easing me into it.

“I…” I gasped for air. “I…”

“You’re having a panic attack. It’s okay,” she assured me, reaching behind her to get one of those throw-up bags. She put it in my hands. “Just breathe slowly in and out into the bag.”

“No.” I shook my head, trying to get away from the bag she’d shoved into my face. “Body. Body,” I gasped and pointed to the bathroom. “There’s—” I rolled my eyes up and tried to take a deep breath. “There’s a body.”

I pointed and gave up, resting my head back against the airplane’s wall.

“Someone was in there?” She made an eeck face and smiled. “They probably forgot to lock the door. It happens all the time.”

I reached up, grabbed the front of her uniform jacket, and dragged her down face-to-face with me.

“Dead body. Blood.” It was all I could get out.

 

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