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Finding Mr. Write
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#1 New York Times bestselling author Kelley Armstrong delivers a fun romantic comedy about a woman writing under a male pseudonym and the man she hires to play the role in public.
Daphne McFadden already knows that as a female author, the cards are stacked against her. Now she knows just how much. Because her sudden whim to pose as an “outdoorsy hunk of masculinity” male author for her new book just resulted in the unthinkable: a bidding war, a huge book deal, and the kind of fame every author dreams of. Now she’s in big trouble. Because she needs to convince the world that Zane Remington actually exists . . . but how?
By hiring an actor, of course.
Only Chris Stanton is not an actor—not officially. He’s used to balancing the books, not pretending he wrote one. Still, he’s mostly certain he can pose as some overly macho bro-author. But when the media descend on Daphne’s gorgeous remote home in the Yukon, it’s not enough for Chris to just be the face of Zane Remington—he’ll have to become him. All while hilariously balancing the terrifying dangers of the wilderness, a massive femme fandom, and a serious crush on Daphne. But as the hype circus gets more out of control, it’s just a matter of time before someone discovers their little write lie . . .
Release date: June 25, 2024
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Print pages: 368
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Finding Mr. Write
Kelley Armstrong
On her laptop screen, she watched Nia’s chopsticks clatter to the café table a thousand miles away. “Yes! I have been waiting for this day!” Nia snatched up her phone and jabbed the screen. “I’ve been thinking Plenty of Fish or—”
“I’m not talking about dating.”
Nia stared, and then burst out laughing. “Well, okay then. Ms. I-don’t-do-casual-sex has finally been in the wilderness too long.”
“None of that,” Daphne said. Although, to be perfectly honest… No, none of that. Sadly. She leaned back in her patio chair on the deck of her Yukon home. She was “having lunch” with Nia, who was in Vancouver. Daphne got Nia’s autumn scenery—the busy city patio, with its bustling street and sidewalk—and Nia got hers, with its lake and forest and snow-capped mountains.
Daphne continued, “Remember that article about an author who submitted her book under a man’s name?”
“And got five times the responses than she had under her own. You’re thinking you could sell Winter’s Sleep easier if you were a man. I know it can feel that way, but…”
“I did sell it.”
Nia bolted upright. “What?”
“I’d gotten another rejection, and I drank some wine and remembered the article and said, ‘Screw it. Let’s try that.’ So I tweaked a few things in my cover letter—more survivalism, more zombies, less romance.”
“What? Tell me you didn’t get rid of the romance.”
“Not in the book. Just in the description. I pasted in the new cover letter, attached the manuscript, and hit Send.”
“I thought you were only supposed to send the full manuscript if they asked for it.”
“I figured if I was going to be a man, I didn’t need to follow the rules.”
“And it worked?” Nia snorted. “I’m not sure whether to laugh or dissolve into a puddle of weeping despair. So you got an agent who thought you were a guy. What’d they say when you told them the truth?”
Silence.
Nia’s eyes bugged. “They still think you’re a guy? You’ve talked, right?”
“I told him I live off the grid in the Canadian wilderness and don’t have cell service. I expected he’d want me to get my ass into cell range so we can talk, but apparently, you don’t tell guys like Zane Remington to do that. You accommodate the quirks of their literary genius.”
“Zane Remington?”
“I was drunk.”
“So your agent thinks you’re a dude named Zane Remington?”
“Who lives in a house he built himself, from trees he felled himself. Zane hunts and fishes and is completely self-sufficient up here. Like Theo is, in the book. Except without the zombies. Oh, and Zane has an MFA degree.”
“Of course he does. So you got an agent who sold Winter’s Sleep to a publisher. What happens when that publisher goes to look up this Zane on social media? Have him sign a contract? Deposit a check with his totally fake name?”
“Er…” Daphne waved a hand. “Well, you see, I have this friend who is not only a lawyer but has an MBA, and she’s rather brilliant. I’m certain she can suggest the perfect solution to my dilemma.”
“Uh-huh. Do you know my hourly rate, McFadden? How much did you get for this book?”
“Five hundred.”
“Yeah, no offense, but that’ll get you an hour and a half of my time, even at the friends-and-family rate.”
“Five hundred thousand. Three publishers wanted it, and there was a bidding war.”
Nia blinked. She looked… Well, she looked exactly how Daphne probably did when she got the news. Daphne had never come near to fainting in her life, but for a moment the world had faded dangerously close to black.
“Hold on,” Nia said. “I’m doing this wrong.” She cleared her throat and raised her voice. “Oh my God, Daphne! You sold your book!”
Daphne smiled. “I did, thank you. As for hiring you to fix my mistake, I’m kidding, of course. I need to come clean. I was hoping my brilliant business lawyer BFF could advise me on how to do that without losing my deal… or getting my ass sued for fraud.”
“Do you want to come clean?”
“Honestly? I would love to be Zane Remington, ridiculous name, outrageous backstory, and all. This is exactly what we’ve discussed—whether I could hide behind a pen name so I don’t need to…” Daphne shrugged. “You know.”
“Deal with the insta-fame that will land at your door when the world discovers your freaking amazing book?”
Daphne made a face. “More like avoid the utter humiliation of failure. I just…” She shifted. As much as she loved to write, she was terrified of putting herself out there as a writer. Better to cloak herself in the anonymity of a pseudonym than to mess up her book’s chances with her own awkward shyness. “I never considered using a male pen name, but it’s been… freeing, you know? It can’t last, though. So I need a lawyer-approved escape hatch.”
Nia pursed her lips and studied Daphne’s face. “Would you stick to being Zane if I could come up with a plan that let you?”
“Hell, yeah.”
“Then leave it with me.”
SIX MONTHS LATER
Chris Stanton had a job interview. To be a writer. Or, at least, to play one for author photos. That was what Nia had told him, though she’d also suggested the job might entail more, depending on what the client—the actual writer—required.
Whatever Daphne McFadden required, he would be it, because he desperately needed this gig.
Chris was in trouble. Business trouble. He’d made the mistake of trying to help a university buddy who’d lost his shirt in a divorce. His buddy convinced Chris to leave a good job so they could open their own accounting firm together. Chris soon discovered it wasn’t the divorce that bankrupted his friend—it was the thousand-dollar-a-week coke habit.
When his new partner started dipping into the business’s piggy bank, Chris caught him fast because, duh, accountant. Yet Chris’s name was still on the door, meaning he got sued along with his buddy. That’s when Nia Paramar—a lawyer who’d been his client for years—offered him an escape hatch: If he would portray author Zane Remington for her best friend, Nia would help Chris with his legal problems. That could be the difference between him needing to sell his car or live in it.
Chris had done his homework, and he knew Daphne McFadden’s book was a big deal. It had already gotten very enthusiastic early reviews and been moved forward to a spring release.
Then he’d read what Daphne said about her alter ego. Zane Remington was a man’s man, one of those Hemingway-esque types who lived deep in the wilderness and stocked his freezer with moose while composing works of creative genius.
Who would best portray a guy like that? An actor who thought he was a guy like that. A Chris Hemsworth wannabe who cruised through life on a wink and a grin. He hadn’t acted since high school drama club, but Nia had agreed he could… get creative with his credentials. And she’d warned Daphne he’d be using a stage name for privacy. Since “Chris” was already his name, he’d stick with that, though he’d tap into the Hemsworth association by using his mother’s maiden name: Ainsworth.
To play the part, Chris had costumed himself in a designer flannel shirt, faux worn blue jeans, and unlaced work boots that hadn’t seen a split second of actual work. He’d rented a pickup—an obnoxiously oversize one that looked completely out of place in gas-conscious Vancouver.
For years, his stylist had wept each time Chris said, “Just trim it up, please.” So she’d practically exploded in excitement when he asked if she could do something fashionable with his hair.
At least he’d made someone happy. The problem was that the person he needed to make happy was Daphne McFadden.
As he drew close to the restaurant where they’d agreed to meet, he spotted the author at a patio table. Nia had described Daphne McFadden as a “hot curvy brunette who can swing an axe with one hand while penning a smart, kick-ass zombie novel with the other.” In other words, Daphne was Zane Remington. So why the gender swap? He didn’t quite understand it, but he trusted Daphne knew her business better than he did.
The woman he saw looked perfectly pleasant and sturdy. He eyed her as he slowed to find parking.
That was when she looked straight at his pickup… and also when he saw a little compact car preparing to reverse into the only parking spot left. Chris took a deep breath, sent up a silent apology to the car’s driver, channeled, I’m an MFA grad with a half-million-dollar book deal, and stole the spot. From the patio, Daphne nodded her approval, and he exhaled.
Dick move, but it was what Zane would do.
Chris hopped out of his truck just as a spot across the road cleared and the compact car zipped into it. The door opened and out stepped the kind of woman whose heels made her taller than half the men around her. Wavy mahogany hair with red highlights that caught the midday sun, a generous figure in a hip-hugging dress, which revealed arms and legs and glutes that said someone knew her way around a gym.
Damn…
He suddenly realized the woman, who was wearing shades, was looking straight at him. His first impulse was to check his fly. Then he remembered that he’d just stolen her parking spot.
Damn…
Chris glanced around for an escape and noticed Daphne still watching him from her bistro table. This was his audition, and if he fled from this magnificently pissed-off Amazon, he could never be Zane Remington. Daphne’s book required a salesman who was 100 percent confident in the masterpiece he’d penned. Chris really needed this job, which meant he needed to be that salesman.
“Hey,” he said as the woman drew close enough to hear. “Sorry about that. If I’d known you wanted that spot?” He emphasized the you while giving her an appreciative once-over.
Distaste oozed from her every pore. Were those freckles across her aquiline nose? He was a sucker for freckles.
“You mean stealing a spot from an elderly woman with a cane would have been all right?” she said, not even pausing as she strode past him.
“Depends on how good she looked for her age,” he said, falling in stride with her.
He had a grin and a wink ready for when she glanced his way. She only picked up speed. He cast an uncertain look at Daphne, but the author watched him with continued interest.
“Looks like we’re going to the same place,” he called to the Amazon.
The woman didn’t respond, just strode onto the patio and took the table beside Daphne’s before pushing her shades onto her forehead.
Chris leaned onto the woman’s table, letting his shoulders square and muscles ripple beneath the plaid designer shirt. He lowered his voice. “I really do feel bad about stealing your spot. How about you let me buy you dessert later?” His gaze trailed down her form. “You do eat dessert, right?”
Her golden-brown eyes flashed in outrage, and he replayed what he said and inwardly winced. Paired with his once-over, she’d taken it as a pointed comment on her figure. Shit. This was why Chris didn’t flirt.
He opened his mouth to backtrack. Backtracking, however, was Chris. It wasn’t Zane. And Daphne was still watching from the next table.
“That’s a yes, then?” He smiled. “Excellent. Dessert, on me.” His smile sparked, wicked. “Take that any way you like.”
“You’re blocking my view.” She flicked her fingers, shooing him off.
He resisted the urge to slink away and tossed her a smirk as he straightened. Then he sauntered over to Daphne, who looked very pleased with his audition so far.
Chris slid into the seat across from the author and extended his hand. “Chris Ainsworth.” He grinned, hoping it extended to a twinkle in his eyes. “But you can call me Zane Remington.”
Her gaze crawled over him as she shut her tablet. “I’ll call you anything you like.”
“And I can call you… Daphne? If I’m not being too presumptuous.”
“My name’s actually Nora.”
“Ah, a pen name within a pen name. Clever. So you prefer Nora?”
“No,” said a husky voice behind him. “I prefer Daphne.”
Chris turned, slowly, to see the woman whose parking spot he’d stolen.
“Daphne McFadden,” she said. “And I believe”—she inhaled sharply, as if the next words pained her—“that you are at the wrong table.”
As Chris Ainsworth regaled her with stories of his acting career, Daphne’s fingers itched to pick up her phone and text Nia.
What did I ever do to you?
What secret grudge had her best friend been nursing that compelled her to inflict Chris Ainsworth on Daphne? It was a prank. It had to be. She’d finish lunch with this boor, and when she texted the inevitable WTF to Nia, her friend would reply with instructions to a coffee shop for a latte with the real actor she’d selected to play Zane. Compared to Lumberjack-Hipster here, whoever Nia had really chosen would seem perfect.
Yet the more Daphne thought about it, the more she was convinced that—to Nia—Chris Ainsworth was perfect for this job.
Nia and Daphne both hated to complain about men getting the edge in business. The obvious comeback from others was “Maybe it’s not them, maybe it’s you.” How did you insist that you knew, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you were just as good? Women weren’t conditioned for that kind of confidence.
Daphne remembered going to the signing of a very famous male author who wrote romances, despite his insistence otherwise. While waiting to hear him talk, she’d overheard him telling the store staff how he lifted weights in the hotel gym pre-signing because “the ladies” loved firm biceps.
Then there was the online forum where librarians had been complaining about how some of their colleagues fawned over a good-looking male author, and how they couldn’t get a popular female writer in for a visit, because everyone wanted the guy, who charged twice as much.
Did Daphne really blame Nia for selecting Chris Ainsworth? This was a business decision, and if “arrogant and attractive white guy” would sell more books, then Nia would find her exactly that. Which she had.
Except Chris was more than merely attractive. He had a classically handsome face, with chiseled and perfectly proportioned features. Summer-green eyes and dark blond hair that curled slightly in the breeze. Even his body had that classic Y shape, with narrow hips, strong shoulders, and biceps that strained at his slim-fitting shirt as he leaned on his arms.
Daphne’s catnip was fit guys with wholesome good looks, charming smiles, and a twinkle that said, Don’t be fooled by my wildcat exterior—I’m a kitten inside. Chris fulfilled the first part just fine. But the last one? This guy was neither wildcat nor kitten. He was a feral tom, strutting around and pissing on everything in sight.
Still, in Nia’s defense, filling this role had been such a Herculean task that Daphne had been two days from giving up the charade and coming clean. Nia had found a way for her to sign the contract with a bunch of legal cartwheels that Daphne still didn’t quite understand. Basically, she was legally doing business as Zane Remington, whose name she’d registered as a corporation, with the copyright held by that. If everyone presumed the actual author was male, well, she’d never actually claimed that.
So she hadn’t needed an actor for the legal part or even for the early publicity. Then the publisher decided to move her release forward—by five months—which made the situation desperate. Nia had taken charge of that, and Daphne’s only stipulation was that she needed a professional actor—she couldn’t take the chance of having an ordinary guy play the part. Then, at the last minute, Nia called to say she had “the guy.”
This guy.
“After that,” Chris said, “I did a series of ads for high-end vehicles. Nothing you’d be familiar with.” He waved toward her car with a chuckle.
She bit back the urge to say it was a rental. Do not feed the trolls.
“Most recently,” he continued, “I played a bit role in—”
“You’ve established your acting credentials, Mr. Ainsworth. I want to talk about this particular job. It might not be your thing.”
Chris lounged in his chair, long legs so far into the aisle that the poor server had to go another way to get past. “I’m an actor. I play roles.”
“This one is primarily modeling. You would be the face of Zane Remington.”
He reached into his pocket, pulled out a pair of glasses and put them on. “Alakazam. I am Zane Remington.”
He steepled his fingers, and maybe he was supposed to look intelligent, but his expression suggested he should order the prune smoothie.
Daphne continued, “There may also be situations where you are required to give very short, very simple interviews, which I would coach you to answer through an earpiece. In the event of technical issues, you’d have scripted answers. Most questions will be about the book, which Nia sent to you.”
“She did.”
“Will you be comfortable representing it?”
He leaned back again, forcing the man behind him to tug in his chair. “Oh, I didn’t read it.”
“Not the whole thing, but I’m presuming you skimmed a few chapters.”
“Is that necessary?”
Daphne opened her mouth. Shut it.
Chris continued, “I’m an actor. I emote the lines I am given. You tell me what you want me to say about your book, and I say it. I’m sure it’s wonderful, but”—he shrugged—“I’m not much of a reader.”
There it was, dangling before her. The excuse to say no. Hell no. This whole idea was absurd. Better for her to come clean to the publisher and—
Her phone buzzed. A text from her newly assigned publicist.
Melody: Haven’t gotten that pic I asked for.
Melody: Don’t be shy. It’s not your jacket photo. I know you don’t want that, and we are honoring your wishes.
Melody: We just want to get to know you. Put a face to your incredible book.
It was dangerously close to pub time, and Melody had to know what they had to work with. Could they send Zane’s official author pic out with release promo? Or was it best only displayed on the website after clicking through three links and watching an ad for a celebrity bio?
Daphne glanced at Chris, with his ridiculous good looks. She surreptitiously snapped a shot as he launched into a story about the time he’d been mistaken for Captain America while walking past Vancouver’s Fan Expo.
She hit Send. No message. Just the photo. Then she waited for her excuse to end this lunch from hell. Waited for Melody to LOL and tell her to send a real photo, because no way in hell did this man pen a dark zombie thriller with a teen girl protagonist.
Melody: Holy shit.
Daphne smiled and prepared her “ha-ha” response. Hey, you said you wanted a photo. Didn’t say it had to be me.
Melody: Please tell me that’s you.
Melody: I just showed it to the publicity director, and I think she’s hyperventilating.
Melody: Please, please, please, tell me that’s you.
Daphne: You’d prefer someone a little more author-ly, right? Older?
Melody: Are you kidding???!!!
Melody: I need the professional shots ASAP. We’ll recommend a photographer if you need it. I’ll let you go. I can see you’re having lunch. Thank you!!!
Daphne lowered the phone and looked at Chris, who was still talking, as if unaware she’d been on her phone.
Now what?
If Nia recommended him, he couldn’t be as bad as he seemed, right?
She cut into his monologue. “When can you start?”
APRIL 15, TWENTY-EIGHT DAYS TO PUBLICATION
It’s real,” Daphne whispered, holding the padded envelope in her trembling hands. “Really, really real.”
Tika—bless her canine soul—did not judge Daphne’s temporary lack of vocabulary. The husky only danced at her feet, sensing her excitement. Then Tika raced to bring her favorite ball, and Daphne threw it toward the lake. As Tika tore off, Daphne pulled the book from the envelope.
Her book. In actual book form.
Yes, words were not her friend today, but could anyone blame her? She was holding a dream made real.
In less than a month, people were going to read her story. People who were in no way related to Daphne.
When Tika returned, Daphne threw the ball again. Then she lifted the book into the sunlight and grinned a silly smile that stretched her face until it hurt.
Her book. Okay, it read “Zane Remington” on the cover, but that didn’t matter. She’d written every word in this book. It was hers.
At the Edge of the World.
The title still threw her. She’d called the book Winter’s Sleep, but the publisher said they wanted to position her book as more of a literary thriller, which made her laugh. It was about a zombie apocalypse. Not exactly highbrow.
Taking a deep breath, Daphne flipped the book over to read the jacket copy. Instead, she found herself staring at Chris Ainsworth.
His face took up the entire back cover.
At that, she felt her first twinge of pricked ego. His picture on her book. That was the point, of course, but the entire cover? His photo was more important than anything about the actual book?
She opened it and found the synopsis printed inside the book jacket. She skimmed the words and tried not to squirm. Her editor had reworked her version into something that, well, vaguely resembled the actual story.
The main character, seventeen-year-old Theodora, had grown up in Vancouver, now Seattle. She’d been on her first camping trip in the Yukon—now Alaska—when the zombie outbreak erupted. The book began three years later. The zombies had made it to Alaska, and everyone Theo knew was dead or turned. The city girl had become a survivalist.
In Daphne’s fictional world, zombies hibernated in winter—hence her original title. That meant Theo had six zombie-free months to hunt and build and prepare. Yet summer was the time when game was plentiful… and that was when the zombies woke.
The synopsis portrayed Theo as a kick-ass heroine, while in reality, Daphne aimed for her character to be clever and resourceful rather than a superhero. It also gave away a twist that wasn’t revealed until halfway through the book. And, to her surprise, rather than glossing over the romance angle, the jacket copy made it seem more important than it was.
So, yep, the synopsis wasn’t exactly accurate, but she trusted that the publisher knew what it was doing. The main thing? She was holding a copy of her book. And in less than a month, it would be released into the wild.
She could not wait.
Chris sat on the balcony of his micro-apartment with the package Daphne had sent: a copy of her book. It’d been waiting when he returned from a long day of legal meetings, as Nia worked her magic on his case. Now he’d poured himself a beer, collapsed into the one chair that fit on his balcony, and exhaled for what felt like the first time today.
Things were going to be okay. Oh, he’d still take a financial hit from his ex-partner’s mess—one he couldn’t really afford—and he might have to slink back to his former firm, but he’d survive with his professional reputation largely intact. He might even get to keep his car. And it was all thanks to this little package he held in his hands.
“Thank you, Daphne McFadden,” he murmured.
He tore open the wrapper and gazed down at… his face.
It was surreal, seeing his face on a book cover, but it was also like looking at an amateur portrait of himself, where he could catch bits that looked familiar, but the overall impression was that of looking at a stranger.
He’d had the same reaction when he got the shots from the photo shoot. Is that really me?
In high school, Chris had been what girls had affectionately called “a cute math geek.” In other words, attractive enough but gawky and acne-prone. After he took on his first job, he’d nearly collapsed from stress at tax time, and a friend took him to the gym. There, Chris discovered both a remedy and a passion; his body took to it and filled out.
Around the same time his face had started to change, not only losing the acne but the youthful softness, too. He’d seen photos of his father and grandfather, and they’d been the sort of men who looked better at forty than twenty. His mom always joked that she’d married a sleeper hottie.
So part of his disconnect with the jacket photo was the fact he still didn’t picture himself as that guy, but it was more, too. When the publisher wanted to add a “small” photo of him to the book jacket, Nia had suggested ways to disguise Chris. He appreciated that, even if he knew Nia suggested it mostly for Daphne’s sake. She couldn’t have people recognize her book’s author as Vancouver accountant Chris Stanton.
Chris also didn’t want to be recognized as a book author when he wasn’t one. For the jacket photo, moody lighting shadowed his face, and the angle added to those shadows. He wore his Zane glasses and his Zane hairstyle and his serious-author Zane expression. Add in the photo editing, and no one was going to recognize him, which was good because it was not a tiny author photo inside the jacket.
It was the entire freaking back cover.
He held it up again and felt a stab of guilt. A memory flashed, one of being in a bookstore with his older sister. Gemma had picked up a hardcover adult novel and flipped it around to the back cover, with its giant author photo.
“This is going to be me someday,” she said.
“An old man?”
She flashed him the finger. “You know what I mean. My photo, on a book someday, when I’m an author.”
His sister was the writer in the family, and now it was his photo on the back of a book. At least Gemma wouldn’t see it—young-adult wasn’t her genre—and even if she did, she might only think that it kinda looked like her brother. It couldn’t be, of course. Chris might read nearly as much as she did, but he didn’t write.
He fingered the book. It didn’t feel right, seeing his photo on Daphne’s book.
It had been her choice, though.
Why had she chosen a male pen name? He had a feeling it wasn’t a random decision, and that bothered him.
APRIL 18, TWENTY-FIVE DAYS TO PUBLICATION
Daphne: Did you get the copy I sent?
Chris: Copy of…?
Daphne: The book?
Chris: Right! Yes, it arrived. Was going to text. Thought you said my photo would be a square on the back cover. It IS the back cover. The ENTIRE cover.
Daphne: Any chance you’re going to read the book before it comes out?
Chris: I’ve started. It’s a lot of words.
Daphne: 90,000 of them.
Chris: Wow. I did read the summary. Sounds like a good book. Kinda dark, though, don’t you think? With the zombies and the end of the world and all?
Chris: D? You still there?
APRIL 20, TWENTY-THREE DAYS TO PUBLICATION
From: Alicia Koval
Subject: Another Starred Review!!!
Zane,
Yep, Edge just got its third star, squeaking in just under the wire. That’s a star from all the major industry reviewers so far. Well, except Kirkus, but Kirkus doesn’t like anything.
Congrats!!!
Your very ha. . .
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