Murder Most Grave

Book 4: Granny Reid Mystery

by G.A. McKevett

Genres: Amateur Sleuth; Craft & Hobby Cozy Mysteries

Synopsis

With a new grandbaby to care for at home, Stella “Granny” Reid has little time to spare. Her hands are especially full since Savannah, her teenage granddaughter, developed a crush on a boy guaranteed to break her heart. Gallivanting around with her best pal Sheriff Manny Goldford simply isn’t an option—until a freshly murdered body is discovered... Holding a criminal record unlike anyone’s in McGill, Dexter Corbin was a man who wouldn’t be missed at Sunday school or the darkest local tavern. But he never deserved to meet his end so soon—so violently. When a gravedigger finds Dexter sprawled across the steps of a crypt, Stella and Manny launch into action to investigate who had motive to kill him... As the pieces start falling together, everything else becomes less certain. Manny soon realizes he could lose his position as sheriff, and there’s the case of yet another shocking death. Now, Stella must protect those closest to her while unearthing the dangerous culprit and putting a real grave affair to rest.

Release date: May 31, 2022

Publisher: Kensington Books

Print pages: 304

Sample

“That’s it, you little turkey butt. Snooze away. Regain your strength so’s you can torment me at dawn-thirty, when the rest o’ the world’s sound asleep and sawin’ logs. Ever’body but you and me, that is,” Stella Reid said as she gently and oh so slowly laid her sleeping six-month-old grandson in the bassinet next to her comfy chair in the living room.

Once she had the infant settled and covered with his blue flannel blanket, she couldn’t resist one light stroke of her fingertip on his silky cheek.

Baby skin. Softest thing on earth, she thought, feeling a flood of affection flow through her, warming her heart and reviving her exhausted body and mind.

She smiled, whispering, “Even at four in the mornin’, I wouldn’t take a billion dollars for ya.”

Glancing at the tarnished sunburst clock on the wall over the couch, she realized that this peaceful interlude wasn’t going to last long. Any moment now, the rest of her grandangels would return from school and tear through the front door like a pack of prairie coyotes with a brush fire at their heels.

Make the most of it while you can, Stella May, she told herself as she settled down for a brief rest in her old, avocado leatherette recliner. Sit a spell and stick yer feet up. Lord knows, breaks from all this grannying business are few and far between these days.

Like an instant fulfillment of her prophecy, she glanced out the window and saw a big yellow school bus slow down, pull over to the edge of the highway, chug to a stop, and swing its door open.

A million children poured forth and began to race up the long, dirt road toward the tiny shotgun shack that had been Stella’s home for decades. Now, thanks to a compassionate sheriff, who had interceded on their behalf with the local judge, the humble house was their home, as well.

It seemed like a million kids, though it was actually only a gaggle of grandyoung’uns.

The Good Lord had blessed her with eight in total.

Well, the Lord above and my horny son and his ding-a-ling wife, who still ain’t figured out that it ain’t the stork who brings babies into this world, she thought, shaking her head. Babies that need tendin’ and a heap of lovin’ and guidance for the next twenty years or so.

But she couldn’t help laughing as she watched them kick up clouds of dust and listened to them whoop and holler as they rushed toward the house, eager for a welcome hug and some sort of after-school treat.

A few months ago, their snack would have been fresh-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. But since Macon Jr., the baby, had joined his brother and sisters in her custody, most of the cookie baking was being done by a fellow named Famous Amos, assisted by the Keebler Elves, depending on which brand was on sale that week. These days, Stella barely found time to grab the store-bought goodies off the grocery shelf, let alone whip up a batch herself.

Fortunately, the children didn’t seem to care who made their refreshments, as long as they were readily available, especially after school, when they truly believed they were likely to expire from hunger at any moment.

With a keen grandmother’s eye Stella observed her brood tripping over their own feet, not to mention each other, in their mad dash to the house. Suddenly, she had an inkling.

Something was wrong.

They were always eager to get inside, but they were usually laughing, at least grinning, as they fought to be the first to breach the door. But not with this degree of urgency.

Also, a quick head count told Stella that somebody was missing. Besides the one sleeping next to her chair, there were only six.

“I wanna tell her first!” she heard the second oldest, Marietta, yell as they bounded onto the porch.

Seven-year-old Jesup was shoved aside as Marietta scrambled to enter the house first. But, as usual, the eldest grandchild took charge of the situation.

Thirteen-year-old Savannah wrapped a protective arm around Jesup and told Marietta, “Don’t go yanking on your sister like that, Miss Mari. She’s little, and you might hurt her, manhandling her that way. Besides, you’ve got no more right to be the one to tell Granny than she has. Just leave her be.”

Sliding deftly between Marietta and the front door, Savannah cleared the way for Jesup, who scurried past her disgruntled sister and into the house.

Stella stood and steeled herself for what she was about to hear. She had already figured out that the missing person in the mess of grandkids was her other grandson, Waycross.

He was conspicuous in his absence because everyone rushing through the door was female and had dark hair like her own, a testimony to Stella’s mother, a full-blooded Cherokee.

Waycross was exceptional in the family for two reasons. First, until baby Macon Jr. had arrived, he had been the solitary male child. Second, he was distinctive as the only carrottop. And no simple, subtle auburn shades for Waycross Reid. He had a flaming copper, wild and wooly head of hair that one could spot a mile away in a crowd.

But today, not one ginger kid came through Stella’s door, and that was alarming, as the one child most likely to get into deep trouble was poor Waycross.

He wasn’t a bad kid. Just fond of mischief and resourceful at creating it.

“Okay, where in tarnation is that brother of yours?” Stella asked the eager-faced Jesup, who ran up to her grandmother, wrapped her arms tightly around her waist, and stared up at her, big blue eyes wide and concerned.

“He done run off, Granny,” Jesup proclaimed.

“Yeah!” shouted another voice in the crowd, followed by more excited pronouncements.

“We tried, but we couldn’t catch ’im!”

“I had him by the shirt for a minute, but he wriggled out of my—”

“Even the principal tried to lay hands on ’im!”

“Some of the teachers, too!”

“But he got clean away! Made hisself a proper es-cape, he did.”

“You know how fast he can run when he’s a mind to!”

Stella held up both hands and donned her best, “Don’t-worry, pressure-on-that-cut-will-stop-the-bleeding” look.

She used it frequently, whether she felt optimistic about such remedies or not. With eight grandchildren under her roof, optimism had to prevail at all times.

“This ain’t the first time Waycross has run away,” she told his excited, worried sisters. “Cain’t really blame the boy if he decides he’s had his canful of all of us females at least once a month.”

“Yes, he does run away on a regular basis,” Savannah said softly, a calm contrast to the rest of the gang. “But he always takes time to pack a pillowcase with some of his Transformers, his G.I. Joe, and a pair of clean underwear for each day he intends to be away.”

“Yes.” Stella nodded. “Waycross is big on personal hygiene. It’s true. An admirable quality, ’specially in a boy child.”

She reached for the baby, who was wide awake now and beginning to fuss. As she clasped the child to her chest and patted his behind, she turned back to Savannah and said, “Where was he last seen and what happened right before he made his git-away?”

“It was at school!” Marietta interjected. “Made a dang fool of hisself right there in front of ever’body. Embarrassed the family somethin’ fierce. Like he always does.”

“I figured it was at school, Marietta, since the principal and teachers chased ’im,” Stella told her with a tone far more patient than she felt.

Marietta made a practice of standing on her grandmother’s last strained nerve and dancing an Irish jig on it. “I’ll thank you not to refer to anybody in this family as a fool. We’re all doin’ the best we can, day to day, includin’ Waycross. Sometimes we do well and sometimes we fall flat on our faces, but there ain’t no fools under this roof.”

Marietta stuck out her lower lip. “ ’Cept Waycross.”

“Go to your room, Miss Marietta Reid. Right this minute, and don’t come out till I tell ya to.”

As Marietta flounced off toward the bedroom she shared with the rest of her sisters, stomping and huffing, Stella added, “You’d better stick that bottom lip of yours back in place, too, before you trip over it.”

Stella heard a disgruntled mumbling. Something about old ladies tripping if somebody pushed them hard enough. But she decided to let it go. She had to pick her battles with Marietta Reid. Otherwise, her home would be a constant war zone.

She turned back to the group of girls and said, “Everybody go into the kitchen, raid the cookie jar, and get yourself a cup of milk. Vidalia, you pour for the little’uns. Savannah, darlin’, you stick around. Alma, please bring your big sister some refreshments.”

The room cleared out in an instant, leaving only Stella, Savannah, the baby, and a rare moment of peace and quiet.

“Tell me ever’thing, sweetheart, and don’t leave out nothin’,” she told her firstborn grandchild, the girl who was having to become a woman far too quickly.

Savannah sighed, walked over to Stella, and took the baby from her.

As soon as the exchange was made, Stella realized how good it felt to have her arms empty for a moment. Little Macon Jr. only weighed seventeen pounds, but after a few hours, it took a toll on his grandmother’s arms.

She had once told her best friend, Elsie, “There’s a reason the good Lord don’t give women our age little children to care for. We just ain’t up to chasin’ after ’em, like when we was younger.”

Of course, that had been before Stella’s son had decided he didn’t need to bother raising the children he’d brought into the world and her daughter-in-law had gone to prison for neglecting and endangering them.

Savannah kissed her little brother’s forehead and held him close to her chest. He reached up and laid his chubby baby hand on her cheek.

“The problem with Waycross,” the girl began, “got started by that nasty ol’ Jeanette Parker.”

Stella sighed. “Now why doesn’t that surprise me? I wish that girl would find herself somebody else to torment for a while and give our poor Waycross a break. He could sure use one.”

A look crossed Savannah’s face ever so briefly. Uneasiness along with something perhaps akin to guilt.

Stella’s sharp eyes caught it, and her grandmotherly suspicion was aroused.

“Is there somethin’ else you wanna tell me, sweetheart?” she asked the girl. “Somethin’ you got to say about Miss Jeanette maybe?”

Savannah shrugged and the sheepish look deepened. “Um, well, Gran, I . . .”

“Yes. Spit it out, child. You got nothin’ to fear in my house by speakin’ the truth.”

“Okay.” Savannah drew a deep breath and said, “I think Jeanette’s really mad at me, but she’s been taking it out on Waycross, because he’s little and he won’t fight back like I do.”

“Hmm. Okay. We’ll discuss the ins and outs of that later,” Stella said, pushing her own suspicions and misgivings aside for the time being. “What did she say or do to Waycross that upset him so?”

“I’m not sure. I didn’t hear it all. But I think it was something about his hair being red.”

Stella shook her head. “That child does shoulder more than his share of grief because of that colorful hair of his. Why, I’ll never know. He’s beautiful and easy to spot in a crowd. There’s somethin’ to be said for that in a passel o’ kids this big.”

Savannah just smiled and nodded. She still had that air of sadness about her, and something told Stella there was more to it than just concern about her brother. Later, Stella would have to shake her tree a bit and see what fruit fell to the ground, if any. Now that Savannah was a teenager, she held on to her secrets a tad more tightly than before adolescence had changed her, both body and mind.

“I’ll watch the kids while you go look for him,” Savannah offered. “I’m sure he’s eager for you to find him. He always is.”

Stella hesitated. While she knew that Savannah was far more mature and capable of caring for her siblings than most of the adults in their tiny town of McGill, Georgia, she hated to saddle a child with such a chore.

Stella had left the gang in Savannah’s custody when emergencies had occurred. But that was before baby Macon Jr. arrived. Stella was reluctant to burden the child with an infant as well as her sometimes unruly siblings.

Stella glanced at the sunburst clock again. “Okay. Elsie should be finished workin’ there at Judge Patterson’s place. I’ll call her and ask if she can come over. Then I’ll go scour the countryside for your wayward brother.”

“You can go on ahead. Let me call Elsie. I’ll tell her about Waycross and that you had to go. You know her. She’ll be here in three minutes flat. I doubt anything bad will happen that quick, what with Marietta on time-out in the bedroom.”

Stella chuckled. “That’s true. But call Elsie right now. I wanna know she’s on her way before I leave.”

Savannah laid the once-again asleep baby down in his bassinet, then rushed to the phone and dialed. As Stella collected her purse and car keys from the piecrust table next to the door, she heard her granddaughter say, “Thank you, Miss Elsie. Granny appreciates it. We all do. See you in a minute.”

Savannah hung up the phone and turned to her grandmother, who was waiting by the open door. “Okay, Gran, she’s on her way. I’d check the graveyard if I were you. He was headed that direction.”

“Thank you, darlin’.”

“Tell him Elsie’s bringing one of her coconut cakes. He’ll be making tracks toward home in a jiffy.”

“Will do, sugar. Thank you.” Stella blew her granddaughter a kiss, then scurried out the front door and down the rickety porch steps.

The graveyard. The girl’s right. That’s the first place I’ll look, Stella thought as she rushed across the yard to her old panel truck and climbed inside.

Stella knew her grandangels well and understood they were creatures of habit. When Savannah was upset, she would head for the library to lose herself in a good mystery book. Marietta would run to the drugstore to buy a candy bar, if she had enough money, and to pilfer one if she didn’t. Jesup would huddle deep in the corner of her lower bunk bed with a doll clutched to her chest. Cordele would find someone to boss around or complain to. Vidalia would soothe herself by writing a record of her woes in her diary. Alma would go looking for an unfortunate animal somewhere that, at least in her opinion, was “in desperate need of some lovin’ and doctorin’.”

But Waycross, Stella’s sweet grandboy, with the sun’s fire in his hair and the gloom of a dark, rainy night in his soul, would head for the old cemetery and the unique comfort he had found there so often among the ancient gravestones.

Stella was pretty sure that was where she would find him.

“Bless his heart,” she whispered as she drove. “And bless ever’ red hair on that precious head o’ his.”

As Stella drove through the downtown area of McGill, pausing at the town’s only traffic signal, a four-way blinking light, she glanced around at the unsightly litter of red, white, and blue campaign posters and decided she would be glad when this election hooey was finally over and done with.

Once Stella had cared deeply about who occupied the White House, but with her current distractions of raising grandkids, she had little interest in whether Mr. Bush or Mr. Dukakis won.

She was more focused on which of the town’s two gas stations was the cheapest. With any luck, she might not have to pay over a dollar for a simple gallon of gas. That might make the five dollars in her purse stretch far enough for her to buy milk, bread, and, if Wakefield’s grocery store had a sale on, maybe even some eggs.

She just wanted the clutter of banners and signs gone from the lawns, business windows, and billboards. Even more, she wanted McGillians to find something else to complain and fight about among themselves. All this uproar and the hard feelings politics aroused played havoc with folks’ digestive systems. It wasn’t good for their nerves, either, already frazzled after the unusually hot summer that had burned the crops and left them scorched and crisp in their brown fields.

Of course, not everyone was a farmer. The folks who lived in town had even more important concerns to argue about. At least, in their own opinions. Like what color to repaint the gazebo and whether or not the town should subsidize Mayor Larry Kramer’s extraordinarily high gasoline bill. After all, he preferred to just walk from one place to another. In a downtown area that was only three blocks long, cranking up the car and driving from city hall three doors down to the Burger Igloo for a double chili cheeseburger lunch was hardly practical.

It was Mayor Larry’s wife, Penelope, who racked up the miles, driving in and out of Atlanta to go clothes shopping.

Then there was the matter of whether Sheriff Manny Gilford would win his umpteenth reelection or if he would lose his long-held position to his deputy, Augustus Faber.

That particular race interested Stella far more than all the others put together. She was a big fan of Sheriff Gilford’s. Had been most of her life.

As Stella passed the sheriff’s station house, she couldn’t resist glancing down the narrow space between it and the next building to see if Manny’s cruiser was parked there.

It was, and she couldn’t help feeling a tingle of excitement that seemed to accompany any sort of “Manny sighting.”

While she didn’t exactly welcome her reaction to all things Manny, Stella also knew it was inevitable. The sheriff was a handsome man, extremely kind, at least to law-abiding townsfolk, and they were close friends. Had been for years.

Some in McGill speculated that they were more. But although they were a widow and a widower and therefore technically “romance eligible,” they were also a grandmother and the sheriff. Stella and Manny had enough on their plates at the moment. Neither of them needed the complications of an amorous liaison.

Or so they told themselves.

With that in mind, Stella resisted the urge to stop at the station, run inside, and ask Manny to help her find the missing Waycross.

The sheriff was busy with real cases to solve, and criminals to locate. Surely she could find one tiny boy on her own without calling in the law. Especially since the missing kiddo was the only true redhead in town.

As she drove by the park, Stella glanced at the swing set and monkey bars. Waycross wasn’t among the numerous children playing there, but she hadn’t really expected him to be.

She knew her little grandson better than that. Like Savannah had suggested, Stella figured he was probably at the cemetery, and she knew why. The boy would be talking to his grandpa.

Arthur Reid was a good listener. He always had been but was even more so now, as he had taken up residence among the town’s dearly departed.

Stella didn’t visit his resting place all that often on her own. She had never felt the need.

Anytime she closed her eyes and took a breath from the day’s hustle and bustle, she could feel her Art right beside her. Especially at night, when the house was finally quiet, and she was snuggled in her feather bed, covered by the Cherokee wedding quilt her mother had made for her. The one she and Art had slept beneath every night from their honeymoon until his untimely tractor accident that had taken him from her.

As she pulled off the highway and onto the one-lane, asphalt drive that led into the cemetery, she wondered, not for the first time, about her grandson’s connection to his grandfather. She doubted that Waycross actually remembered him, as the child had been so young when Arthur had passed. But in a house filled with women and his absentee trucker father on the road nearly all the time, the boy was in sore need of a male figure in his life.

Stella’s heart ached to think that the child attempted to fill that need in an ancient cemetery with only a patch of grass and a gravestone to confide his troubles to.

She pulled her old panel truck up to the gate and parked next to an equally decrepit blue pickup with STANLEY HORTON III, LANDSCAPING SERVICES printed on its door.

In Stan’s case, “Landscaping Services” was code for “grave-digging.”

Stanley Horton had been burying the residents of McGill for as long as she could remember, and that was a pretty long time. His daddy, also named Stanley, had held the job before him, and his grandpa, the original Stanley, before that.

Stella doubted the tradition would be handed down to the next generation. Stan Horton IV was known more for his skill at sinking balls at the town pool hall and shoving quarters into the Pac-Man machine at the pizza joint than for any sort of sweat-producing, let alone backbreaking, labor. Since he was now pushing fifty and hadn’t developed any visible sign of a work ethic, Stella doubted Stan Version Four was likely to get fired up and work-brickle all of a sudden.

Neither she nor the town was sure what McGill would do once the currently employed Stan retired his shovel. Apparently, they’d just have to figure out a way to stay alive and above ground, since there’d be no one to bury them.

Stella didn’t see the hardworking, elderly Stan as she walked through the wrought-iron gates and approached the statue of Michael the Archangel, who guarded the entrance.

He had been protecting the cemetery, while subduing the mighty, writhing serpent beneath his feet, since before the Civil War.

With a grimace on his face and a spear in his hand that was longer than he was tall, the archangel appeared fiercely determined to continue his ages-old fight with Satan, even if it took all eternity.

As Stella walked by him, she kissed her forefinger and lightly brushed it across his big toe, showing her appreciation for his diligence. It was a common custom among McGillians and, as a result, Michael’s great left toe was considerably shinier than the rest of his digits, having been worn smooth over the years.

She passed through the older part of the cemetery, with its fine marble statues of life-sized angels, saints, and cherubs holding their silent vigils over the area’s founding families.

The Spanish moss dripping from the trees, like the tattered, lacy petticoats of ladies long gone, lent the sacred, silent place a soft and gauzy, otherworldly ambiance.

Stella wasted no time as she moved among the ornate monuments, past the ancient antebellum gravestones whose names and dates had worn away until one could hardly read them.

She was headed to the rear, where the newest inhabitants were interred.

Walking by the graves of her parents Stella felt the familiar, painful emotions the setting never failed to evoke. Grief, for the mother taken far too young under tragic circumstances, leaving her only child without protection in a harsh world. Despair, for the father whose passing marked the death of any hope that they would ever find a way to establish a strong and loving father/ daughter relationship.

“Losses come in lotsa forms,” Stella whispered as she reached down and patted the top of her mother’s headstone. “If we aim to be happy, we’ve gotta keep looking at what we’ve got, not what we lost.”

Stella had only to think of the eight blessings beneath her roof. Even when they had their problems, as they did on a daily basis, she could barely contain all the joy they gave her.

No, she had nothing to complain about. Missing freckle-faced boy or not.

As she neared the shaded area where Arthur lay, she heard Waycross even before she saw him.

To her great relief, he wasn’t crying, as he often was when she retrieved him from this unusual sanctuary of his.

He was just talking. Calmly. Quietly. Matter-of-factly.

She couldn’t distinguish his words, but she would describe his tone as “man-to-man,” and she felt better instantly.

She rounded a particularly large Celtic cross monument and saw him, sitting on a grave, leaning back against its stone, looking down and chattering away.

“You never told me that before,” he was saying to the ground beneath him. “I had no idea that was the case.” The boy drew a deep breath. “I feel heaps better now.”

He seemed to be listening for a moment, his head cocked to the side like a robin trying to catch the sound of an earthworm crawling beneath the soil.

“Oh, I’m gonna tell her the first time I see her! She’s got a lotta nerve that ol’ Jeanette, sayin’ stuff like that!” He listened again, then giggled. “That’s true! That girl don’t know her backside from a hole in an outhouse seat.”

No sooner had he uttered that last phrase than he saw his grandmother looking at him with as disapproving an expression as she could muster while trying to suppress a snicker.

He tucked his chin, looked up at her with all-too-innocent wide eyes. “Grandpa said it first. Not me.”

Unable to decide how to respond to that, Stella simply said, “O-kay.” She walked over to the boy and sat beside him on the grave.

“I’m not in trouble for sayin’ it if Grandpa said it first, right?” he asked, smiling the delightful, gap-toothed grin of a mischievous ten-year-old boy.

Stella reached over, wrapped her arm around his thin shoulders, and drew him close to her side. “Grandpa Art was talking about Jeanette Parker’s backside? Is that what you expect me to believe, grandson of mine?”

He nodded vigorously, his wind-tousled curls bobbing.

“Well.” She cleared her throat. “I was married to Mr. Arthur Reid for many a year, and truth be told, not once did I ever hear him compare somebody’s rear end to an outhouse seat.”

“That’s ’cause you’re a lady,” Waycross shot back. “He talked one way to you, and he talks another way to me, ’cause we’re both guys.”

“Hmm. Manly-man talk, huh?”

“Yep.”

Stella stared at him, and as always in these circumstances, she wondered if Waycross might actually have some sort of co. . .