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Book 0: Courtesan Court

by Maggie Robinson

Genres: Historical Fiction; Victorian Romance; Romantic Comedy

Synopsis

Too late for cold feet Baron Edward Christie prided himself on his reputation for even temperament and reserve. That was before he met Caroline Parker. Wedding a scandalous beauty by special license days after they met did not inspire respect for his sangfroid. Moving her to a notorious lovebirds' nest as punishment for her flighty nature was perhaps also a blow. And of course talk has gotten out of his irresistible clandestine visits. Christie must put his wife aside--if only he can get her out of his blood first. Too hot to refuse.  .  . Caroline Parker was prepared to hear the worst: that her husband had determined to divorce her, spare them both the torture of passion they can neither tame nor escape. But his plan is wickeder than any she's ever heard. Life as his wife is suffocating. But she cannot resist becoming her own husband's mistress..."A very talented debut author." --Romance Junkies First comes seduction.  .  . As children, Desmond Ryland, Marquess of Conover, and Laurette Vincent were inseparable. As young adults, their friendship blossomed into love. But then fate intervened, sending them down different paths. Years later, Con still can't forget his beautiful Laurette. Now he's determined to make her his forever. There's just one problem. Laurette keeps refusing his marriage proposals. Throwing honor to the wind, Con decides that the only way Laurette will wed him is if he thoroughly seduces her... Then comes marriage.  .  . Laurette's pulse still quickens every time she thinks of Con and the scorching passion they once shared. She aches to taste the pleasure Con offers her. But she knows she can't. For so much has happened since they were last lovers. But how long can she resist the consuming desire that demands to be obeyed...? Scandal Is Only The Beginning.  .  . Charlotte Fallon let her guarded virtue fall once--and she's paid dearly for it ever since. She swore she'd never succumb to men's desires again. But even a village spinster's life miles from temptation can't save her from a sister with no shame whatsoever. Or a heart that longs for more, whatever the cost... Sir Michael Bayard found more than he expected in his bed when he finally joined his new mistress. He'd fantasized about her dewy skin and luscious curves, assured her understanding that what passed between them was mere dalliance. But he didn't expect the innocence and heat of her response in his arms. Nor her surprisingly sharp tongue once she was out of them... A few days of abandon cannot undo the hard-learned lessons of a lifetime. Nor can an honest passion burn away the restraints of society's judgments. Unless, of course, one believes in nonsense like true love...

Release date: September 1, 2011

Publisher: Kensington

Print pages: 790

Sample

“If you don’t do something about your wife, we will.”

Edward looked at the two gentlemen, viscounts both, who had already helped themselves to his best conciliatory brandy. He knew as soon as he’d received Lord Pope’s note he was in for it. Caroline had gone too far. But when hadn’t she?

“It’s libel. Or slander. I cannot remember which. But we’ll sue you for every groat you’ve got, Christie, and the publisher too, unless you control that woman. We’ve got friends in high places.”

Edward wore his impassive Christie face. His grandfather had been known for it. His father had been known for it. Now it was his turn. The house could be engulfed in flames, the ship sinking, the heart breaking, but a Christie was always cool and collected. He’d heard the sobriquet “Cold Christie” a time or two and wasn’t offended. It suited him perfectly most of the time. “I have very little influence over Caroline. We’ve lived apart for years.”

“But you keep a roof over her head and the clothes on her back!” Lord Douglass objected. It was rumored he was to appear in the much-anticipated The Senorita’s Senor, and he wasn’t clacking his castanets about it. His ex-mistress Victorina Castellano had apparently described Douglass’s masculine equipment in an entirely unflattering but anatomically correct way.

Edward shook his head. “That’s not precisely true. She earns enough to dispense with her allowance. My man of business tells me she hasn’t touched much at all since she’s been writing her books.”

“Books! As if the trash she writes deserves such elevation. She’s worse than the worst scandal sheet,” Pope blustered. “Because of her my wife left me!”

“Surely the fact that you caned your mistress nearly to death had something to do with that,” Edward murmured. He watched as Pope’s fist clutched his brandy glass, expecting it to shatter at any moment. The fist or the glass, he wasn’t sure which.

Each of the so-called gentlemen in Edward’s library was the thinly-disguised villain in one of Caroline’s wildly successful novels. He didn’t read them himself, of course, could only reluctantly permit himself to imagine their lurid content, but his sister Beth gave him regular book reports on their irregular content. The slender books came out monthly, and Beth was amongst the first who lined up eagerly to buy them. Edward was quite sure Beth lived to torture him with every salacious revelation. But he couldn’t throw his widowed sister out, as she was helping him raise his children. Not that either one of them was doing a particularly creditable job. The boys, and especially little Alice, were nearly as bad as when Caroline was their stepmother. Perhaps in some ways worse.

He’d made a dreadful mistake—just the one—and was paying for it every day. A dutiful son, when he was one and twenty he’d married the sweet seventeen-year-old girl his parents picked for him from her cradle. They were neighbors, grew up together. He’d liked her well enough. Alice had been raised to be his perfect wife. Her behavior was faultless, her conversation unexceptional, their lives organized. They’d been lucky with his heir Neddie, a honeymoon baby, and then two years later Jack came along. Little Alice didn’t even remember her mother, and all three had needed a new one.

If he was honest, Edward had been lonely, too. Alice had been good company, soothing and steady. Then he laid eyes on Caroline Parker, glittering, glossy, and entirely unmotherly. Steady as a fault line. Soothing as a razor blade at one’s throat.

It had been a disaster. Nearly every day of it, if not the nights. He and Caroline disagreed on the most fundamental things. She babbled incessantly at breakfast; he wanted nothing more than to be left alone with his toast and the Times. She encouraged the children to mischief—they’d gone through five governesses in the year she lived with them. And even though Caroline had indulged their every whim, the children hadn’t really known what to make of her. She was nothing at all like his wife. She was nothing at all like anyone he’d ever known.

Now she was writing about lords and their ladybirds, books that were so—so—graphic they’d put a blush to a whore’s cheek. Or at least that’s what Beth said.

Edward put his glass down. It was June 14. He’d see Caroline tonight; it wasn’t as if he had to make a special trip. It was their night to remember their last. “I’ll speak to her. That’s the best I can do. I hear most Jane Street gentlemen are flattered by her work.”

Pope was crimson. “Well, we are not. She can’t be allowed to destroy lives and champion those whores. Why, she’s just a whore herself.”

Edward’s long fingers were suddenly wrapped around Pope’s cravat, whose knot he inconveniently tightened. “I suggest you leave now, both of you. If I hear from my wife you have threatened her in any way, I shall do more than this.” He shoved Pope down on his arse. He’d have to get the carpet cleaned tomorrow.

Hell and damnation. It wasn’t as if Caroline needed the money to write such rubbish. He’d piled an enormous amount in her account the past five years. Guilt money. Guilt for asking such an unsuitable woman—a stranger—to marry him. Guilt for letting her down, because he couldn’t, wouldn’t, shouldn’t have to change. Guilt for still wanting her as much as he ever had. Guilt, because unless one of them died, their lives were absolutely ruined by his single, mad, impulsive mistake.

He shouldn’t go to her tonight. He could send a note, or simply not turn up at all. Perhaps she didn’t even mark the date. Maybe she was still in the country with her sister. But no, he knew she’d been back for days, probably came back just to see him . . .

Or have one of her damn tea parties, where the courtesans confessed. He really should warn Conover now that he had set up his mistress. But maybe Con wouldn’t care if his tattoo turned up on some poor chump’s shoulder in the next installment of the Courtesan Court series.

Edward picked up his glass, then set it down again. He needed to be clearheaded, though one minute with Caroline turned him into a prize idiot. In her company, the only head he thought with fought to get free of his breeches at the earliest opportunity.

It was time to discuss a bill of divorce. It would be criminally expensive, embarrassing, endless, and, if successful, a scandal even worse than the one they were living. But he had the letters, and right was on his side.

Or he could step in front of a fast-moving carriage.

Or go on as he was.

What he could not do was live with Caroline. That had been tried, and found wanting.

When she woke up, Caroline knew perfectly well what day it was and wished she’d never come back from her sister’s home in the country. Not only had her garden completely gone to seed and weeds, but she’d pulled a muscle in her back trying to fix it which had made solid sleep the past few nights nearly impossible.

But Mary had been much too happy with her decorated major, who had been knighted for his frostbitten Canadian service to the Crown. Their twin boys and two daughters were the most adorable children on earth, their puppy well behaved, their small manor house charming. And Mary was pregnant again, swollen and beautiful. It had been three weeks of absolute, unadulterated, harmonious hell. Caroline thought she’d turn green with envy, and toward the end she could barely lift the corners of her lips to smile. Even her cat Harold had enough and coughed up an enormous hairball on Mary’s new brocade settee.

She hated feeling this way, so base, so jealous. Her sister had endured dreadful hardships—blizzards, wild Indians, wars—and deserved every idyllic minute of her new life. Mary’s husband Sir Jared was missing two toes and three fingers, for heaven’s sake. How dare Caroline begrudge her sister the happiness that would never be hers?

So she’d plunged right into her Jane Street life when she came home, met her new neighbors, hosted her tea, and felt an enormous pit of emptiness, which would only get deeper when Edward came tonight. And he must come. If he didn’t—

Well, she’d simply go on. Alone, alone, alone.

My, but she was being maudlin. Positively lachrymose. Lugubrious. Sepulchral. She spent much of her time with a dictionary handy trying to broaden her vocabulary for her novels. After all, one had a duty to educate one’s readers.

How ironic that she, Queen of the Happy Ending, was stuck somewhere in the mucky middle of a never-ending tragedy. No, that wasn’t right—it was a farce.

She would ask Edward to divorce her. He had the evidence; it was only his prickly, nearly-Parkerian pride that was holding them back from any sort of resolution. Then she might leave the Jane Street house and move where no one had ever heard of her or her novels.

Or she might become exactly what everyone thought her to be.

She doubted she could find a worthy man to sleep with her. Edward only seemed to do it for some sort of punishment. Whether he intended to punish himself or her, it had the same result. Caroline pulled the sheet over her face to block out the infernal sunshine, not at all ready to face the day or the night.

Her maid tapped timidly on the door, as she did every morning. Poor Lizzie had once been mistress of her own Jane Street house, until Lord Pope had scarred her body and scared her witless. Caroline had offered her protection, and done what she could to ensure that no other girl would fall victim to the appetites of Randolph Pope. Although she’d called him Randy Poop (quite juvenile of her, really), everyone in the ton and beyond now knew of the viscount’s unnatural proclivities after they read The Vicious Viscount. He’d once had the audacity to come round to Number Seven, but Caroline had kneed him in his withered balls just as her brother Nicky had taught her to do, then poked him out the front door with her best parasol from the umbrella stand. It had not been nearly enough, but it had been a satisfying start.

“Good morning, Lizzie. How are you?”

“Just fine, Lady Christie. Will you be wanting your breakfast in bed?”

Caroline didn’t want to step out of bed for a week, but she supposed she could laze away the day tomorrow, doing a postmortem on Edward’s performance, reliving each glorious inch of his penile perfection. It simply wasn’t fair that at forty, he was more handsome than he’d ever been, the dusting of silver at his temples so distinguished, the planes of his cheeks so sharp, his chin completely resistant to doubling. She had seen him standing ramrod straight on the street quite by accident four months ago, his head bare against the winter wind, his hazel eyes keenly fastened upon a very attractive fur-clad woman with whom he was conversing. Caroline had crossed the street and hidden in a tobacco shop until he kissed the woman on the cheek and walked away. She’d had to buy a box of Spanish cigars for her publisher to kill the time.

But what if there was no penile perfection to savor? Caroline had gained at least a stone this year, worrying over Lizzie, writing six books, untangling her girls from unwise entanglements, stewing in Surrey with her sister and her family. It was probable that Edward would not find her at all attractive, or even kiss her on the cheek.

Hell and damnation. She was crying over milk that hadn’t even had a chance to spill yet. And anyway, she wanted a divorce. It wouldn’t do to keep sleeping with a man who despised her and broke her heart every June 14.

“I’m up, I’m up,” Caroline muttered. “Tell Mrs. Hazlett I’ll be downstairs in an hour. Poached eggs, please. Toast, but no butter or jam.”

Lizzie lifted a blond eyebrow. Her face was as fair as ever; Pope had at least spared her that.

“Oh, very well. Jam. And butter. But no bacon. And kippers are out of the question. I mean it.”

Lizzie curtsied, grinning just a bit at her victory. “Very well, my lady. I’ll bring up your washing water in a trice.”

“Don’t hurry. You know I’m working on my special project.” Caroline stretched and reached for an old but exquisite Chinese robe embroidered with giant red poppies. Edward had hated it. It did not match her plain white muslin night rail, but she considered it her writing uniform. For the next forty-five minutes she sat at her desk and poured ink on the pages of the notebook she currently called Pride and Artifice. No doubt her publisher would want to change the title, but she thought it very clever, if a bit derivative. The hero, a widower with three children and an enormous sense of self-consequence, was soon to meet a shallow red-headed vixen who would change his life forever in one turn around a ballroom.

When she was done, she washed the ink off her fingers and face and went downstairs to eat. The rest of the morning was spent revising The Harlot’s Husband, as her publisher wanted her to be more explicit. Caroline wasn’t sure she could use all the naughty words he suggested, but she’d try.

After a light luncheon that she was too nervous to eat, she spent approximately four hours in a bathtub, scrubbing every nook and cranny, calling on Lizzie for more hot water and lotions to turn her into temptation incarnate. Her husband, that vexing man with an enormous sense of self-consequence, was coming for dinner.

At first it had been for the sex and the anger, but for the last two years, Edward had arrived early enough for dinner. Caroline, for all her hoydenish ways, was a creature of habit. She always dined at eight if she was at home. Judging from the blaze of lights at Seven Jane Street as daylight was hours from waning, she was home. Candles were costly, but since Caroline had become a writing sensation, she spent her money without economization. Her money, not his. As he had told Douglass and Pope, she was nearly self-sufficient. Edward imagined it suited her pride to be as independent from him as possible, not having to beg for pin money. As far as he knew, she didn’t gamble or entertain lavishly, unless one counted her weekly teas with the other residents on the street.

He had meant to punish her by setting her up on Jane Street—but how like Caroline to turn the punishment into pleasure, consorting with courtesans like some sort of fairy godmother. He should have known she would find a way to thwart him. She always did.

He passed muster with the two night security guards at the mouth of the little cul-de-sac, hired by the eleven men and one woman who owned the dozen houses to keep out gawkers and undesirables. Not that Caroline owned her house outright, but it was she who tended to the particulars of Jane Street residency. She was the queen of her little lane, and her female subjects adored her. Some of the gentlemen, as evinced by Pope and Douglass, were probably less enthusiastic.

There had been some trouble recently, and the guard duty had been doubled at the elaborate iron gate. Edward had stood in irritation as the two men poured over a list, finally satisfying themselves that Edward Christie was an approved, if rare, visitor.

Before his fist hit the door, Caroline’s butler Hazlett opened it. Her staff was small, suitable for the little jewel box of a house: Hazlett, his wife who was the cook/housekeeper, an orphaned kitchen boy, and the poor maid whom Pope had beaten so savagely. Edward knew it only because he bribed Hazlett an enormous amount to keep him informed of Caroline’s activities. His dustup with Pope that afternoon worried him, and he would be sure to warn Hazlett when he took his leave.

“Good evening, Lord Christie. You’re expected.” Hazlett took Edward’s gloves and placed them carefully on the waxed credenza in the tiled hall. Edward hadn’t worn a hat in years, no matter the weather, and the butler looked at his bare head with some disapproval. For a man who was employed on the most sinful street in London, Hazlett was an amusingly high stickler.

Edward glanced into the empty drawing room and dining room beyond. The table was as bare as his head.

“Lady Christie asked that dinner be served in the upstairs parlor. She is waiting for you there.”

Good. Closer to her bedroom. Edward had been hard as marble since he left his town house and walked the few long blocks to Jane Street. He hadn’t had a woman since his last visit to Caroline. Ridiculous, but true. He had to set an example for his boys, so he’d not broken his marriage vows. Yet. He’d been tempted once or twice, but something had always come up. Or gone down. His hand and his imagination had served him adequately for the past five years, but he did feel he was wasting what few good years he had left to him. Perhaps that issue would be settled tonight.

He might not ever marry again, but at least if he was free he could find some comfort in the arms of a willing widow if he could ever not see Caroline behind his eyelids, her riot of red hair teasing his nipples as she moved over him, her lush hips rising up on his cock as she cried out—

He lost his balance on the stairs and nearly took a tumble. Aye, he could break his neck fantasizing about that little witch. If only he’d stayed home with his account books and not gone to Lady Huntington’s ball six years ago, he wouldn’t have a year-long case of blue balls. How he was to sit through dinner he had no idea.

Caroline sat on a plum velvet sofa. She’d redecorated the room since he was last there, and seemed to be dressed to match it. She wore the amethyst set he had given her, and a pale filmy lilac-gray gown that barely covered her nipples. Her hair was half up and half down, as though she couldn’t quite decide whether to look like a queen or a school girl. His mouth dried and his cock betrayed him with a ferocious twitch. She was exquisite. She was perfect. She was Caroline.

“You’re looking well,” he said blandly.

“As are you, Edward. Do sit. May I get you some champagne?”

Her voice was low, all honey and sex. One could come to crisis simply listening to her read newspaper advertisements in The London List: Wanted, one man to muck out stalls. Serious inquiries only. Semen would be everywhere.

“Yes, thank you. That would be pleasant.”

He watched her float off the sofa; there was no other word for it. She moved to a table topped with a silver ice bucket and flutes, expertly popped the cork, and poured two fizzy glasses. Leaning over him, her breasts nearly spilling out of the gauzy bodice, she pressed a glass into his sweaty hand. “To us.”

He wanted to bury his face between the fragrant crease of pearl-white bosom. Instead, he raised his glass, and looked at her. “To us. Tonight.”

Caroline smiled without showing her teeth. “Ever a caveat. How have you been keeping, Edward? How are the children?”

“Ned’s at university, drinking and wenching and presumably learning something, although I can’t see what. Since he’s been home, he’s shown no aptitude for anything but courting trouble. Jack’s off to join him at Cambridge in the fall and is bound to be just as bad. Little Alice is—well, she’s not little. She’s thirteen and nearly as tall as Jack. I confess I don’t know what’s to be done with her.” Hell and damnation. What had come over him? He had not planned on blurting out his problems, one after the other with barely a pause for breath, and was appalled at himself for doing so. Caroline’s lips were pursed in concern, and he knew he was about to get a lecture on child rearing from the most inexpert expert imaginable.

“Poor thing! I hope you don’t criticize—Allie can’t help it that she takes after you. I’m sure she’ll grow into her looks and be a stunner. She’s at such an awkward age, and to be singled out—”

Edward set his glass down in annoyance, mostly at himself for opening up this can of worms. It wasn’t as if his wife could be of any practical help to him. “Give me some credit, Caro. Beth and I praise her at every turn. She has dancing lessons. Riding lessons. Music. Art. She’s execrable at everything but we’d never say.”

“But she knows anyway. Do—do you think she’d be happier away at school?”

“She won’t go.” Why on earth were they having this conversation? It was not at all to the point. “I’m not here to discuss my children with you, Caroline.”

“I know,” she said quietly, the spark of sympathy gone out of her silver eyes. “You’re here to fuck me. Shall we have dinner first or get right to it?”

“Don’t be so vulgar. Those filthy books you write have gone to your head.” Hell and damnation. She put his back up and made him sound like a perfect prig—which, at the heart of it, he was.

“Yes, that must be it. I’ll ring for dinner then. It’s your favorite, roast beef with Yorkshire pudding. You’ll have to endure some oysters and a lobster soufflé first. Mrs. Hazlett insisted.”

She glided over to the bellpull and Edward yearned to yank it off the wall. He wanted nothing to feast upon save her firm white flesh, spilling over her wispy dress and into his mouth. He would unpin all her hair and wrap it tight around his hands, the better to control her. He shut his eyes for a moment to savor the fantasy.

When he opened them, she was back on the sofa, playing with the catch of the amethyst bracelet. Her wedding rings twinkled in the candlelight. He’d stopped wearing his ring five years ago. He didn’t even know where it was.

“How is Beth, or are we not to discuss her either?”

“She’s well. Busy.”

“And your work in Parliament?”

“Dead boring. Thank God we’re nearly ready to recess.”

“Will you spend the summer in town?”

“Good Lord, no. I’ll be at Christie Park with the children. London will be hot as hell.” The superficial conversation was quite easy. Short sentences. Subject, verb. No confessional complaints over his family. No need to imagine Caroline beneath him, writhing in ecstasy. Soon she would be. He put his champagne glass down. Clearheaded. He had to be clearheaded. “I understand your brother-in-law has settled into his new holding in Surrey.”

“Yes. I visited them recently, but you know that. Hazlett gave his report, did he not? By the way, you pay him far too much to do so. He tells me everything, too.” She cast him a sly smile.

Hell and damnation. He was not a spy. But he had a right to know what she was up to. She was still his wife.

Caroline took another sip of champagne, licking a wayward drop from her lips. To his disappointment, her tongue disappeared from view so she could continue to speak. “Jared and Mary seem quite content. She’s increasing again.”

She had said it lightly, but it must hurt. Caroline was barren, but that had been a blessing after all.

The perfidious Hazlett interrupted the scintillating conversation, inquiring if they were ready for dinner. Edward, who wanted to “get on with it” more than life itself, nodded. Both Hazletts were back within moments, carrying silver trays and chafing dishes to the sideboard. Edward and Caroline were silent until the servants left, shutting the door behind them.

“Shall we?”

Caroline didn’t wait for him to lead her to the small dining table at the end of the room. It was set with a dazzling array of silver and crystal, all new. “Very nice,” he said. First quality, and expensive, too. Her writing business must indeed be lucrative.

“Yes. Please help yourself.”

“After you.”

Edward was fairly sure the food was delicious, but he tasted nothing but regret. His wife picked at her plate, occasionally asking an innocuous question. He watched her tilt her head and slip an oyster down her throat, and had a vision of her on her knees. A vision he was determined to bring to reality shortly. After an appropriate amount of time, they rose in mutual understanding, leaving dessert for later.

“I want you, Caroline,” he said, his voice rough. “Damn my soul.”

“Damn it to Hell,” she agreed, throwing open the door to her bedroom.

For such a cold man, Edward was a marvel in bed. Of course, she had very little to compare him to, but it seemed from the observations of her neighbors, not all men were as equipped or . . .