Brewster "Silicon" jones is the computer geek ne'er-do-well your mother warned you about. Good hearted but lazy, Jones would rather lie than eat, and he manages to slide through his life and the four dimensions like grass through a goose. A spin off from the Maven Fairy Godmother universe, Jones tours the City of Gold, and meets 7 deadly dwarfs, 3 baby dragons, and his dead ex-girlfriend. Mature Audiences Only for drug use and casual sex. The book contains three short stories.The CIty of Gold: Brewster wants to escape both his present and his past, but the people in the next booth send him on a long flashback. Adventures in Dragonsitting: When faced with being the afternoon snack for three baby dragons, Jones uses his con-man skills to keep the tykes distracted until he can find a way to escape. Seven Deadly Dwarfs: After rejection by his fairy godmother true love, Jones makes do with his mundane girlfriend who has plans to keep him with her forever, but he escapes to a different kind of servitude with benefits. Jones is a lovable rogue whose heart is always in the right place even if his body isn't. Even though he has the ability to travel across dimensions, he often finds that his escape is more challenging than where he is escaping from. He's useless, he's lazy, but he's lots of fun. Everyone likes a bad boy, especially one with a heart of gold.