Wicked Little Things

by Justin Arnold

Genres: YA Horror; Horror

Synopsis

When his cousin is murdered, recently outed sixteen-year-old Dane Craven, is forced to return to his unbearably small hometown of Jasper Hollow. It would be easy enough for him to keep his head down if it weren't for three inescapable facts.



One, Dane is a witch with powers he can barely control.



Two, he's been claimed by a coven of fashion forward 'mean girls' desperate to give him a makeover.



And three, Dane is pretty sure he's responsible for the death of his cousin.



Being the gay best friend to a trio of teenage witches was never high on Dane's list of aspirations, but fortunately for him these girls have the necromantic powers he needs to figure out who killed his cousin. Plus, he could do with some new clothes.



While on the hunt for his cousin's killer, Dane discovers life in Jasper Hollow isn't all bad. There's the cute boy who works at the local coffee shop and enjoys long walks in the woods, for one.



But when the rabbit-faced killer comes for Dane, he'll be forced to come to terms with who he is and where he belongs before it's too late for him and everyone in Jasper Hollow.

Release date: November 15, 2022

Publisher: Tiny Ghost Press

Print pages: 312

Sample

 

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Funerals Make for the Best

reunions

 

Lighting things on fire is simply not what good gay sons do. But make no mistake—I would love to flick my fingers and bust a flame on something. That’s what happens if I freak out, get mad, or put myself around people who peeve me off.

Weird things happen. Deadly things… 

And right now, well, I’m doing all of the freaking out, getting mad, and being around peevish people. But I promised my mom not to cause a scene at a funeral.

Yes, I’m at a funeral. Grant’s funeral. There’s a blood-red tie on my lap—the one my Aunt Bella wanted me to wear. She wanted everyone to wear something red since it was his favorite color. But if I put it on, then it’s real. Then I’m really at my cousin’s funeral.

My cousin who was murdered on my sixteenth birthday—then found a week and a half later at the edge of the Jasper Hollow Woods, so mangled and unrecognizable that we can’t even look at him before he’s buried.

Why? Oh! I saved the best part for last: the killer cut off most of his face.

My fingers burn hot, begging me to let just a little fire out. While I think Mom would understand my need to, she’d also probably put me up for adoption, or just leave me in a box on the corner with a note saying Free to a Good Home. So I rake my fingers through my curls and pull at them instead.

Across from my safe spot on a green lounge in the foyer of the parlor, a crotchety looking funeral director barks, “Sign the book,” at a pair of newcomers. They immediately go to the guest book and scribble their names. I wonder if they notice that I myself wrote Captain Hook and Peter Pan for Mom and me. I’ve been keeping myself distracted that way. Trying to tell if anyone notices and if they can keep a straight face. I tilt my head slightly and read in on them.

It’s a thing I’ve been able to do for as long as I can remember: pick up things about people without them knowing. Like glancing in a notebook that someone’s left on a table. I can extract just a little bit of information, just enough to know what they’re thinking. If they’re hiding something. Like Twitter in my mind, but way more personal. I hear their thoughts as I would my own.

I stare at the back of the man’s head. “This place smells like my grandmother’s house.”

Okay, so no one is present enough to notice that beloved characters of literature are here. That’s fair.

I really should go see my family. Well, those of us left, anyways. I’ve been planted on this lounge for ten minutes, putting off the uncomfortable inevitable. But that’s yet another bit of proof. If I see my aunt and my remaining cousin at a funeral, then Grant is, in fact, dead.

My heart thuds and the fire burns through my arms, desperately wanting release. I shake my hands as though that will extinguish it, then venture farther into the funeral home. I sense the casket at the end of the long viewing room and make a point not to look at it. Closed or not, I’m not ready to see.

The room is packed with people my age. All of Grant’s bros, fan club, and wannabes, I’m sure. Maybe I’m being unkind, but my cousin’s popularity was undeniable.

It’s half the reason I couldn’t stand him by the end.

Hannah’s not hard to spot among them. She’s a dead ember in a world of confetti, not even a drop of red on her. My morbid cousin has truly embraced her dark side, with her hair, as blonde as Grant’s, dyed the color of ink. Her black dress falls around her in straight lines without a hint of figure.

“Hey.” I step next to her.

“Hey.”

“So—”

“Everyone’s so happy they don’t have to see a dead body. Look at them.”

I scan over the surrounding teens, the older mourners in the corner. Everyone does seem mostly at ease, I guess, talking as though they’re at a picnic in the park. “Yeah.”

“Mom got to see his body when she identified him,” Hannah continues. “I wanted to look but they wouldn’t let me. It’s unfair, he was my twin.”

She’s staring at the casket, and I risk a tiny glance. A big, polished white box with gold-colored handles. A massive corsage of roses and baby’s breath crowns it. He’s in there. Or, parts of him, anyways.

“Yeah. It’s unfair.”

“Sorry.” Hannah lets out a gust of breath, shaking her head. “That was messed up. I just—I don’t know. Have to see it to believe it? Like, you know for a fact where he is and what he looks like now, you know? It’s not left up to the imagination that way. I find the finality…soothing?”

She gives me a sheepish look, her pale cheeks flushing pink. I get the feeling she wants me to say something, anything, to normalize the fact that she’s a Grim-Reaper-worshipping weirdo.

I force a smile and say, “Whatever, freak.”

She half snorts and stares at her hands, and I notice she’s wearing red nail polish. Her lips twist and pucker out in thought. That’s the mark that we’re related. Grant and Hannah got their dad’s hair, eyes, and tall physique. I’m stuck with the Craven branding: mud-colored hair, big-ass mud-colored eyes, and the stature of an urchin working the assembly lines of Victorian London. But the twisting lips? One hundred percent Craven stock. Like we’re inquisitive ducks.

Before the silence can become uncomfortable, I say, “So, how you doin’?”

Her dead blue eyes slide to me, and she breaks a forced grin. “I’m just peachy.”

I cringe. “Right. Yeah. Sorry.”

Across the room, Aunt Bella sits in the front row of white folding chairs. The dark circles around her eyes tell me she hasn’t slept in a week and probably hasn’t really eaten either. Mom sits next to her, hand on her arm. She whispers something to her and nudges a silver flask into her hand. Aunt Bella takes a swig of whatever it is (wine probably, knowing my mother) and I force myself not to read in on them.

Hannah grabs my arm with no warning, and I jump. “I’m really happy you’re here, Dane. I’m not always prickly. I’m a damned ball of sunshine, you know that.”

“Yeah, I know. Strange situation.”

“We’ve always been like siblings. You, Grant, and I. I still think of you as a brother.”

I wink. “You too.”

A genuine laugh, a small one, breaks out of Hannah and I feel my shoulders relax. She looks toward the doors. “I need a break.”

“God, me too.”

We head into the foyer, and I reclaim the green lounge for us. It feels more rigid here, where the funeral director stalks back and forth, glaring at a cluster of loitering teens.

“Any more news on…well, on who…um—”

“Who the killer is?”

“Yeah.”

Hannah shrugs, a bit forcefully. “Of course not. Murder sells. This shithole is going to milk it as long as they can. Tourism or some other shit. But I’m just conspiracy theorizing. My guess? Occult. Which, fantastic, way to make it look bad.”

My stomach tightens, and the right corner of my lip twitches. Hannah claims she’s a witch of sorts. What she doesn’t know is that she’s sitting next to someone capable of way more than crystal healing and tarot-card readings.

Grant knew. He found out six months ago—in April. The last night we spoke. If Hannah knew, she’d probably not speak to me either.

The door swings open and a blast of cold September air sends a few orange and scarlet leaves across the floor. The funeral director rushes to catch the door as it bangs against the wall.

“Easy!” he shouts.

The cluster of teens scamper when they see whoever it is. By the time they pass, three figures stand in the doorway. The bright, late-morning sunlight behind them casts halos around their heads, leaving their faces in shadow.

The one in the center steps forward, the other two following. Three girls, around my age, each arguably prettier than the last. Actually, they’re beautiful. Or maybe it’s just because they’re in a pack. I can’t decide.

Each wears a red jacket. I know that everyone is wearing some sort of red, but this is different. Seriously. Each is wearing a jacket, and they’re all similar. Not exact, but similar enough that it seems like a uniform, and the job is being those girls.

“Sign the book!” orders the funeral director, closing the door behind them.

Hannah stands and bolts into the viewing room as the girls finish with the book.

I follow her and when she finally stops, I ask, “What’s wrong?”

“They have no business being here,” says Hannah through clenched teeth.

“Who are they?”

Hannah grunts. “They’re called the Reds. Your garden-variety bitch club whose sole purpose is to make people miserable. They didn’t even hang out with Grant. The blonde one turned him down, and she never turns jocks down. Which, good for her, but that says something.”

“Deep breath,” I say. I’m worried she’s going to shank them with her crossbone earrings. “This is your court.”

The girls, the Reds, pass by. I tilt my head and focus, trying to read in on the middle girl first. She sweeps a windblown hair from her light brown cheek and tucks it behind her ear. I want to find out how she–how all three of them–look so movie-star-perfect, as though a swarm of pixies greet them every morning with their own magical salon. But her book won’t open. I try the other two but am cut off when their eyes slide to me in perfect unison. I dart between their gazes, feeling myself shrink. I wish I had on my trusty hoodie so I could shrink into it and disappear.

The middle girl, who’s obviously the leader, stops and winks a honey-colored eye at me.

“Love the tie.”

“Thank you.”

“Back it up, Madelaine,” Hannah warns. “We’re in mourning here.”

Madelaine snaps her eyes to Hannah. “Sorry, Igor. I didn’t see you there.”

The blonde claps excitedly while the third shoots us a look like she just smelled the world’s most rotten egg as Madelaine leads their way to the other end of the room.

Hannah snorts. “Psh. Igor. Get real. Obviously, I’m Elvira.”

When they’re safely out of earshot, I ask, “What even was that?”

“I told you, they’re bitches, but Madelaine Wednesday is the worst one,” says Hannah.

We watch as Madelaine takes a seat toward the back and pulls her large—probably designer—purse onto her lap. The head of a white cat peeks out.

“And she brought Ambrose the freaking cat. Somehow, she got papers to document him as a service animal. He goes to schoolwith her. Can you imagine being that attached to a freaking cat?”

“Who are the other two?”

“The blonde is Chloe. She claps a lot. Then there’s Elena.” She nods to the girl with tan skin and dark hair. With her unimpressed expression, she seems like she’d win the zombie apocalypse with only a glare. “I’m pretty sure she eats children. Especially little boys with hair like cotton candy.”

I put my hand on my head. “It is not like cotton candy!”

“Without product, yes, it is.”

“Screw you, Igor.”

“Elvira.”

Aunt Bella comes at me, sweeping me into a giant hug and cutting off my retort.

“Daney-Waney-Yuletide,” she coos.

Damn it. Whoever let my mother give me that middle name needs their ass kicked. Yuletide. As though I’m Santa’s favorite elf, destined to save Christmas in vivid Claymation. “Hi, Aunt Bella.”

She releases me from the bear-trap hug and smiles, looking me up and down. “You look so healthy. I’m glad you’re taking care of yourself again.”

I tense and slide my eyes to Mom. How much did she tell her?

A weird feeling snakes through my gut as I look around and take in the whole family. No grandparents or anything anymore. Just me, Mom, Aunt Bella, Hannah, and Grant—well, parts of Grant. Together again. Funerals make for the best reunions, I guess.

The funeral director approaches us, wearing a tight expression that reminds me of an angry turtle. “You need to take your seats,” he spits out. “We’re starting.”

Aunt Bella raises her eyebrows at him. “Oh, go sign the book.”

Mom tugs Aunt Bella’s arm and heads toward the chairs, nudging the flask into her hand. “He’s just doing his job.”

Hannah and I give each other an awkward look of moms before following them to sit down.

This is it, I want to scream out loud as the service begins. This is Grant’s funeral. It really is real.

The reverend—or pastor—shaman?—I don’t know what he is, says a lot of words about god and heaven. Plans and paths. Tooth fairies and wizards in emerald cities. Okay, I have no clue what he’s talking about. My family was never religious, so I can’t tell you why he’s even here. I just stare at the floor and try not to look at the casket. Instead, I work to keep my pounding heart from exploding.

“Now…” The reverend-priest-man’s voice comes back into focus. “The deceased’s cousin will say a few words.”

Shit.

Mom nudges my leg. “Dane.”

Mom was going to say a few words, but I offered. Maybe it was out of guilt or because I honestly wanted to. Let’s go with both. But now that I’m here, and the casket is there, nailed shut with Grant inside, I can’t. Not in front of all these people. I’m supposed to be lying low, especially where he’s concerned. Not swearing on a holy bible that he was a beautiful person who could do no wrong.

“Dane…”

Dane can’t come to the podium right now. He’s too busy digging a hole to crawl into.

“Honey.” Mom jabs me in the arm.

“Yes!” My voice cracks.

A stifled snort echoes behind me and I push myself to my feet.

When I reach the podium, I force myself to face the pack of people here to say goodbye to a pile of body parts. My hands rest on the soft paper of the open bible, where my written eulogy ought to be. I haven’t been able to plan anything. I couldn’t bring myself to.

My arms are already hot and tingling again.

I squeeze my eyes shut and words start bursting from my chest like water from a broken pipe. My lips purse as they ricochet around my mouth, because I know what’s coming but I can’t stop it. I don’t want to say what I’m about to. Why in queso’s name am I trying to say—

“Yo-yo-yo, D-Frizzle in the hizzle!” Stop the words! “We interrupt your education for this breaking news report!”

Oh. My. God.

I pull my eyes open and stare out. Faces gape, some smile in disbelief. A wave of sweat pours down my forehead. I can’t believe I just said that. It was my byline back when I read the school news announcements in sixth period. Back when I didn’t care if people thought I was a weirdo.

Out in the crowd, the Reds stare back. Madelaine has her arms crossed, head cocked, as though she already knows exactly who I am and all of my dirty secrets. I wish I could crawl through a crack between the floorboards.

“Let me start again.” I take a deep breath and exhale through O-shaped lips. “I loved Grant. I know that much. He was my cousin. I…I really don’t know how to feel beyond that. Sometimes I think this is all a horrible mistake and he’s still out there. And other times”—my eyes fall back into contact with Madelaine’s—“he’s dead to me.”

I look at the ceiling and push my hands hard against the open bible to steady myself. I hadn’t meant to say that. ...