The Housewife Assassin's Vacation to Die For
Book 5:
Housewife Assassin Series
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Synopsis
Murder. Suspense. Romance. And some handy household tips.
IN BOOK 5 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
A nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies 'tween takeover, poison-dart throwing pygmies...Talk about a fantasy (nightmare?) island!
An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy island, home of three very different resorts:
Like Kamp KidStuff, where families frolic among dolphins, cartoon characters, and warring gangs of tweens who believe in the law of the jungle--including human sacrifices ; and Eden Key, a nude singles sanctuary where tiki-hut tree houses provide the perfect setting for rum-fueled romances and casual hook-ups—not to mention the occasional swinger slashing...
Finally, there's the Hunt Club, which allows its members to track a very unique, soon-to-be-extinct prey. And you call this a vacation?
Always on the lookout for a great mystery, thriller, or suspense novel with fun biting racy humor? If you enjoy Janet Evanovich, Chelsea Field, or Jana Deleon, check out all the Housewife Assassin Mystery series books.
READER REVIEWS FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S VACATION TO DIE FOR:
“This is one series that I guarantee that you'll find it Impossible to put down.”
“Each book is packed full of humor, suspense, action and romance. I can't get enough and count down until the next book release.”
“Plenty of action and a generous number of chuckles are in store for all who care to join them for this fast-paced adventure.”
“The characters are so well written that I found myself getting emotional as the story went along- I felt angry, sad and happy for the characters and almost became protective as well. Definitely a great read!”
“My kind of leading female. The humor along with the fast paced writing is a combination I just adore.”
“Yet again Josie Brown leaves you desperately wanting more in this incredible series of books.”
“Loved these books and can't get enough of them. Will have you laughing out loud.”
“Outstanding writing by a highly skilled author. Can't wait for the next in the series and where are the film studios and why aren't they queuing up to buy the screen rights?”
“Yet again Josie Brown leaves you desperately wanting more in this incredible series of books. They are tense, witty and very well written.”
“With pithy humor, Josie Brown weaves a story with so many twists and turns that it's hard for Donna to know in which direction she's headed.”
PRAISE FOR JOSIE BROWN'S BOOKS:
"Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family... Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." —Publishers Weekly
"The writing is laced with venomous humor..." —The Wall Street Journal
"A fine piece of literary work." —New York Post, Page Six
"If you like Desperate Housewives, then you'll fly through this gossipy novel full of Wisteria Lane-esque characters living in a suburban jungle. Brown entertains up to the satisfying ending." —Examiner.com
"A funny, engaging, and often bittersweet tale..." --Cincinnati Public Library Spotlight Feature
PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex and scandal of a tabloid cover story. Truly entertaining reading." —Jackie Collins
"This book hits all the right notes...I now want a week at the beach to read them all...I'm completely smitten." —Barbara Vey
"This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" —Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews
"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." —Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea
"The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire. Go pick it up now!" —Cat's Thoughts
IN BOOK 5 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
A nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies 'tween takeover, poison-dart throwing pygmies...Talk about a fantasy (nightmare?) island!
An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy island, home of three very different resorts:
Like Kamp KidStuff, where families frolic among dolphins, cartoon characters, and warring gangs of tweens who believe in the law of the jungle--including human sacrifices ; and Eden Key, a nude singles sanctuary where tiki-hut tree houses provide the perfect setting for rum-fueled romances and casual hook-ups—not to mention the occasional swinger slashing...
Finally, there's the Hunt Club, which allows its members to track a very unique, soon-to-be-extinct prey. And you call this a vacation?
Always on the lookout for a great mystery, thriller, or suspense novel with fun biting racy humor? If you enjoy Janet Evanovich, Chelsea Field, or Jana Deleon, check out all the Housewife Assassin Mystery series books.
READER REVIEWS FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S VACATION TO DIE FOR:
“This is one series that I guarantee that you'll find it Impossible to put down.”
“Each book is packed full of humor, suspense, action and romance. I can't get enough and count down until the next book release.”
“Plenty of action and a generous number of chuckles are in store for all who care to join them for this fast-paced adventure.”
“The characters are so well written that I found myself getting emotional as the story went along- I felt angry, sad and happy for the characters and almost became protective as well. Definitely a great read!”
“My kind of leading female. The humor along with the fast paced writing is a combination I just adore.”
“Yet again Josie Brown leaves you desperately wanting more in this incredible series of books.”
“Loved these books and can't get enough of them. Will have you laughing out loud.”
“Outstanding writing by a highly skilled author. Can't wait for the next in the series and where are the film studios and why aren't they queuing up to buy the screen rights?”
“Yet again Josie Brown leaves you desperately wanting more in this incredible series of books. They are tense, witty and very well written.”
“With pithy humor, Josie Brown weaves a story with so many twists and turns that it's hard for Donna to know in which direction she's headed.”
PRAISE FOR JOSIE BROWN'S BOOKS:
"Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family... Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." —Publishers Weekly
"The writing is laced with venomous humor..." —The Wall Street Journal
"A fine piece of literary work." —New York Post, Page Six
"If you like Desperate Housewives, then you'll fly through this gossipy novel full of Wisteria Lane-esque characters living in a suburban jungle. Brown entertains up to the satisfying ending." —Examiner.com
"A funny, engaging, and often bittersweet tale..." --Cincinnati Public Library Spotlight Feature
PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:
"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex and scandal of a tabloid cover story. Truly entertaining reading." —Jackie Collins
"This book hits all the right notes...I now want a week at the beach to read them all...I'm completely smitten." —Barbara Vey
"This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" —Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews
"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." —Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea
"The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire. Go pick it up now!" —Cat's Thoughts
Release date: August 2, 2013
Publisher: Signal Press
Print pages: 288
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