So Not The Drama:

by Paula Chase

Genres: Young Adult

Synopsis

In exactly one hour, eighteen minutes, and thirty-five seconds, Mina Mooney will be dipping her pink Nellie timbs into the infamous frosh pit. . . Hoping Del Rio Bay High will live up to her greatest expectations, Mina has big plans for infiltrating the school's social glitterati. After all, she's been mad popular for as long as she can remember—and she isn't about to go from Middle School Royalty to High School Ambiguity. But Del Rio Bay is a big school, so it'll take some plotting to avoid getting lost in the crowd. Good thing she isn't afraid of a little hard work and that her playground peeps—Lizzie, Michael, and JZ—have got her back. But it isn't long before Mina's big plans for securing her social status take a back seat to some drama that was so not expected. Lizzie's scored an invite from the beautiful people that Mina can only dream about, and not only is Michael tripping about being back in school, but now he's beefing with JZ. Worst of all, Mina's sociology class experiment to rid the world—or at least Del Rio Bay High—of prejudice is about to backfire. . .because it might just mean she'll have to rid herself of her very best friend. A novel about friendship, betrayal, and how far some will go for popularity, So Not the Drama takes a fresh and wickedly funny look at planet high school.

Release date: April 24, 2012

Publisher: Dafina Young Adult

Print pages: 288

Sample

“There are approximately sixty-three hours, ten minutes, and forty seconds left before we are officially Del Rio Bay High Freshmen!” Mina Mooney shouted.

Mugginess saturated the air like a warm, wet, sloppy kiss gobbling up the stingy breeze floating by.

Children splashed off the shore, jet skis skimmed the water’s top, and the hazy curtain of smoke rings dancing off grills draped the beach, barely shifting in the Bay’s scant breeze.

Mina dabbed sweat off her satiny brown face. In defiance of the heat, she scrunched deeper beneath the beach ‘brella and tried the announcement on again for good measure. “Sixty-three hours, eight minutes, and three seconds!”

A few sun worshippers stirred. They glanced her way, mildly curious.

There wasn’t a naked space for miles on the hot sand. But no one was interested in joining her strange celebration.

She grabbed a drink from the cooler. The hot beige sand prickled her knees and spilled into the body divots of her beach towel, stinging her butt as she pushed back into the shady retreat of the umbrella. Swiping dramatically at the piles of sand, she swept her towel clean until it was a sandless island once again.

Mina–1, Sand–0.

The hollow victory inspired another Paul Revere whoop. “Did you hear me, Liz?!” “It’s almost time!”

Roused by the constant wake-up call, Lizzie propped herself up on her elbows.

“Mina.” She lifted her head reluctantly. “I hear you. Thanks to your declaration, every five minutes, evvveryone here has heard you! School starts in sixty-three hours, blah, blah, blah.”

She plopped down in a huff. “Now, shut up.”

Mina kicked sand at her, forgetting for a second about her battle with the pesky granules. “Look, girl, we’re about to embark on the last and final leg of our academic careers together. Celebration is in order, like it or not!”

Lizzie popped her shades. Her green eyes, droopy with sleep, flashed with mild irritation. “First of all, stop using words like ’embark’ without a teacher around.” She frowned down at the sand stuck to her arm, wiping at it absently. “Second, only you could find joy in the first day of school, Miss JV Cheer Captain and All-Around Pop Seeker.”

School was the last thing Lizzie wanted to think about. She pushed her shades down and waited for the right moment to doze off on the conversation.

“You know what?” Mina asked in one of those bright-side-grass-is-always-greener tones. “Ya’ll will be okay once it starts and we start hitting Friday night football, watching JZ get his game on and chowing down at the Ria afterward.”

Rio’s Ria was a small pizza restaurant and the place to be if you were an under eighteen DRB ’burbanite, awake and not on the beach. Not that the pizza wasn’t good, but Rio’s Ria was the spot by sheer luck. It happened to be within walking distance of Cimarra Beach, Del Rio Bay’s middle and high schools, and more than a dozen communities.

“We eat at the Ria every Thursday no matter what time of year it is,” Lizzie said. “That’s hardly a reason to get excited about going back to school. And who is ‘ya’ll’?”

“Michael. I guess both of ya’ll been drinking from the same bottle of hater-ade cause he’s all bummed out about school starting, too,” Mina said, ramping up for a full-blown conversation.

She’d spent half the afternoon daydreaming, waiting for someone to gab with. Now that Lizzie was awake, it was on. “Maybe class would be more interesting if you treated it like one of your productions.”

Lizzie grabbed a spray bottle and pelted her belly and neck with lukewarm water. It still felt good on her steamy skin.

“Just act like a student,” Mina reasoned.

“In case you can’t tell, I’m rolling my eyes,” Lizzie warned.

Mina tickled Lizzie’s side with her toe. “Come on, you’re excited about AP Lit. I know you are.”

Lizzie giggled. “Only because we have it together.”

“There ya go. I knew you could find something to get hyped about.”

Having a class with Mina was one bright spot. But Lizzie refused to give Mina the satisfaction. School was not something to celebrate.

“I hate that we have Lit last period. Who is awake enough for Austen and Faulkner during fourth period?” she grumbled.

“But I know you’re excited about being able to audition for ... dun-da-da-dahhhh, Bay Dra-da’s production.” Mina made her skeptical eyebrows, daring Lizzie to say otherwise.

Lizzie didn’t argue. The school’s Drama and Dance Troupe was the one element of school she was down for.

Blond hair spilled down her shoulders as she sat up. For the first time she looked alert. “Of course. And if I could do it without the whole class thing, all the better.”

“Yeah, well it’s a package deal. See, for me ...”

“Yeah, yeah, the Uppers, the café, yada, yada, blasé-blah,” Lizzie said, spritzing her arms.

“See, you brush it off like it’s nothing. But I’m doing this for Us,” Mina said.

Lizzie’s eyebrow shot up.

Plotting to score a spot in the coveted café, the beautiful people’s–only section of the cafeteria, had been Mina’s obsession since summer started. It was all she talked about. Sitting in the café with the Uppers, the high school’s social glitterati, was school to her. She didn’t mind attending class to improve her social status. As she always said, if not there, where?

Lizzie didn’t worry about being the It girl. Mina worried, planned, and focused on stuff like that enough for both of them. If Mina didn’t accomplish her goal—whatever the specific objective was—it would be something else she’d obsess over until she got it. So to avoid having to hear this every day until Christmas, Lizzie was rooting for her to earn whatever spot she thought she deserved among the potpourri of kids who ran the entire school from sports to debate team.

Uppers were the ruling class. They hailed from a variety of grades, backgrounds, and neighborhoods and had one thing in common: somehow they had made it to the top of their species, athlete, rich kid, smart kid. It was the mother of all cliques—the clique that decided the cliques.

JZ once said the first semester of high school was like the NFL draft, where the cliques picked you and decided where you fit. Whether you cared, bought into it or not, wasn’t the point.

Mina was caught up in her favorite conversation. “Because you know once one of us has a solid in, it’ll probably be all swazy for the rest of us.” She parted her hair, putting it into two braids as she talked. Her fingers fought through the wavy roots, forcing it to behave. “I’m figuring I have an easy in because of cheerleading. But since the last two junior varsity squads were kind of sorry, I heard the cheerleaders fell off a bit. It’s all about the Stomp Starz, now,” Mina said, referring to the high school’s hip-hop step team.

She thought it over. “Maybe I should go out for step team.”

“Ha! Yeah, right.” Snorts honked from Lizzie’s nose. “Are you serious?”

“Yeah. I could do step team in the winter and cheer only for football. Why are you tripping so hard?”

“Two words,” Lizzie said, thrusting two fingers skyward. “Jessica. Johnson.”

Mina groaned. She forgot all about Jessica, sophomore, newest step mistress of the Stomp Starz, and the only black female rolling with the Uppers, specifically with the glam clique—the snotty, mostly rich kids.

Mostly, because Jessica wasn’t. Mina still wondered how Jessica got in with the glams. She lived in The Great Melting Pot—or, at least, that’s what everybody called Woodberry Ridge, the neighborhood where Jessica and Sarah lived, because a lot of the residents were immigrants.

One of DRB’s oldest ’burbs and most diverse neighborhoods, The Great Melting Pot had the most inexpensive homes in the city and drew lots of workers who ran Del Rio Bay’s restaurants and retail stores. Also, a handful of teachers lived there.

Yet, even coming from The Great Melting Pot, somehow Jessica had befriended Mari-Beth Linton, blond-haired, green-eyed head of the glams and all-around snot. Mari-Beth was the type of person who only made friends with people who could benefit her. All the more reason Mina never understood how Jessica fit in. But the two were the best of friends. Mina had stayed as far away from Mari-Beth as was humanly possible in middle school. Jessica was bad enough and she, Mina couldn’t avoid.

Mina had suffered through two years of recreational squad cheerleading with Jessica and Jess’ fraternal twin sister, Sarah. The second year on the Raiders squad, when Jessica made captain, was the absolute worst season of Mina’s life.

Everyone, except Sarah, called Jessica the Cheer Nazi behind her back because she wasn’t just bossy, she was straight nasty. She took a special dislike to Mina and whenever the coach was out of earshot, all Mina heard was:

“God! Could your herkie be any lower? We’re going to get points off if that’s the best you can do.”

“Mina, lock your knees!”

Sarah and Jess were like night and day, right down to their personalities and even looks. Cool, laid-back Sarah was the cream, light cocoa-complexioned, thick curly hair to her ears, to Jessica’s coffee-bean skin, broad nose, thick lips, and extremely straight weaveali-cious hair down past her shoulders.

It wasn’t enough for Mina that she and Sarah got along. She couldn’t stand the thought of being disliked and confronted Jessica during practice one day.

“Jess, did I do something wrong?” she asked, warding off the urge to run far away from Jessica’s hostile vibes.

“You do everything wrong. Maybe cheerleading isn’t your thing.” Jessica pierced Mina with hazel eyes (contacts) that looked odd against her dark complexion.

“I meant, did I say or do something to make you hate on me so much?”

Jessica craned her neck, checking on the whereabouts of the coach. “You’re just the extra black token,” she said through a phony, frozen grin. “Remember, everywhere you go, I’ll have already been there, done that.”

“Meaning?” Mina asked, not believing her ears.

“Meaning, there’s not enough room for three of us on the squad. Take up soccer or something,” Jessica said before gliding off, runway model style.

Mina was sick the rest of practice. As a matter-of-fact, being in the same room as Jess and her nasty cat-colored eyes made her nauseous.

Every practice after their little talk, Jessica made sure to point out some new cheerleading deficiency Mina had: high Vs not high enough, low Vs not low enough, and this one, whispered while the coach looked over her routine notes, Mina was sure Jessica had totally made up, “Your head bobble is throwing off the eight-count.”

Mina never bothered trying to figure out how a small movement of her head, if she’d even made one, could throw off a whole segment of the routine. Instead, with Jessica’s constant badgering ringing in her ears—“Mina, your motions suck. Tighten ’em up!”—Mina turned to blogging after especially brutal practices.

Teen Pop Star, her blog all about life in the popularity bubble, became her favorite boredom killer and her lifeline when Lizzie, Michael, or JZ weren’t around for venting. That first year, Jessica, a proud, card-carrying member of the I’m so hot and you, you’re so not club, was the star of most of Mina’s blog entries as The Bee.

To protect the innocent and the not so innocent, in Jessica’s case, Mina kept the blog’s URL private and made up names for everyone, including herself, the Pop Princess. She hadn’t shared the blog with the clique until this summer.

Lizzie laughed out loud at every entry and kept saying, “Mi, this would make a great book.”

And just like that, Mina knew it would be one day, I Was a Teenage Pop Star, a secret behind-the-scenes look at life on the pop side, told by an insider. Who better to talk about the inner workings of the pop life than her?

And only Mina would know which parts of the book were real and which ones weren’t. The blog/future novel was the only good thing that came out of two seasons with Hurricane Jess. Luckily, Jessica had lost interest in cheerleading as a freshman and picked up step squad.

Jessica would always be the one that “got” away, the only person to resist Mina’s girl-next-door charm and now she was the ruling black chick of Del Rio Bay High. The thought of sucking up to her to get ahead made Mina woozy. Jessica’s words echoed in Mina’s brain, “Remember, everywhere you go, I’ll have already been there, done that.”

Yeah, no step squad for me, Mina thought.

“Still wanna do step team?” Lizzie asked, laughter glinting in her eyes.

“Not so much,” Mina said. “But I’m not scared of Jess. Don’t get it twisted.”

“Yeah, but she’s where you wanna be.You gotta at least play nice,” Lizzie said.

“I’m more worried about impressing Kim Vaughn, the varsity cheer captain,” Mina said. She knew she couldn’t totally discount Jessica. If Jessica wanted to make Mina’s life hell again, it could be done. But there were other ways to navigate the waters of popularity.

Lizzie twisted her French braid into a fat bun at the back of her neck, then turned on to her stomach and said, “Okay, girl, change the channel.” That was their code for you’re getting on my nerves and I’m tired of talking about this. “I plan to hold onto my forty hours and whatever minutes with a death grip.” Lizzie yawned, her words muffled as she turned her head. “Wake me on the first day of school!”

Alone again and too wired to nap, Mina plugged in her earpiece. Young Jeezy burst into her ear. She mouthed along, not bothering to censor his inappropriately irresistible lyrics and cracked open her Journal of Random Thoughts (JORT), the mobile version of Teen Pop. Stretched out on her stomach, pen in hand, she closed her eyes, pushing thoughts of Jessica far away, and let the words swimming in her head form coherent sentences that described the day’s jaunt to the beach.

Even the clique wasn’t safe from Mina’s portrayal of their adventures. Michael’s Academy Award–worthy performance earlier was shaping up quickly as a new chapter. The downside to being with her friends all the time had started to show that morning.

She squinted against the sun’s glare until her eyes found Michael, a dark drop of chocolate on a bright orange and yellow boogie board, skin and bald head glistening. Mina half expected to see a rumbling thunder cloud over his head, the perfect symbol for his mood earlier.

She and Lizzie were all of ten minutes late and Michael had a fit. He chewed them out and vowed in a snit that this was the last time he would bother showing up on time to meet them somewhere.

Cue the symphony and everyone sing opera style, “Dra-maaa!”

But, also typical Michael. You knew what was on his mind, because he painted a picture for you. But even Mina hadn’t been able to penetrate his moods on days like today when he was an equal opportunity bitcher.

Mina had never seen him so sensitive.

It’s not like she got mad over things he said to her.

Well, she didn’t stay mad ... long.

Today, she hadn’t bothered to press the issue, figuring he was just tired of always hanging with her and Liz while JZ got his swerve on, talking up new girlfriend prospects.

Now that she thought about it, it was JZ, anxious to scope out potential beach honeys, who had rolled out, leaving Michael to set up the umbrella and gear by his lonely. There was no such thing as late to JZ—as far as he was concerned the party didn’t start until he rolled through.

Michael should have fussed him out. She and Lizzie were just the easy targets. She rolled her eyes as she scribbled.

JZ could get away with murder. His mega-watt smile and willingness to strike up a conversation with anyone drew people to him, especially girls. She glanced up, head checking. She didn’t want anyone to even see her admit this in writing. The truth was, JZ was fine. Nearly six feet of cinnamon handsomeness complete with a ripple of tight, smooth muscles thanks to a school year spent swearing off soda, sugar, and fast food, fine. The problem was he knew it and so did a lot of girls in the DRB.

Her stomach churned, fluttering at the thought of him ditching the clique for one of his girls aplenty. But she pushed the thought far away. No one’s breaking up the clique, she thought with smug satisfaction.

A fresh, almost cool breeze rustled the JORT’s pages as she penned her last thoughts for the day.

Mina reread the last sentence and added a fourth exclamation point, one for each of them. As a final act of reaffirming the clique’s tightness, she replaced the punctuation’s usual dot with oversized hearts then shut the book on summer’s memories. She rummaged quietly through the cooler. Tiptoeing, as if her sandy footsteps could be heard over the loud beach sounds, she stood over Liz’s tanning body and let the icy cold water slowly drip down her back. She sprinted toward the bay as Lizzie leapt off the blanket, yelping and shivering from the sudden freeze.

Backpedaling into the water, Mina’s voice carried back to the beach. “Hey, Liz!” She laughed maniacally, watching Lizzie shake off the cold shower. “Sixty-two hours exactly and counting!”

The loud hum of the vacuum cleaner mixed with the insistent twitter of a cell phone.

Mina squinted against the sun seeping into the room. Days like this she regretted choosing yellow as the color scheme for her room. It made the room bright, impossible to shut out once her eyes fluttered open. She squeezed her eyes shut and slammed a pillow over her head.

The racket droned on, penetrating her shield.

Without rolling over, or pushing the pillow off her head, she stretched her arm and blindly patted the nightstand, making contact with the phone for a second before it spun away to the farthest corner.

Mina groaned. The muscles in her right arm and along her side ached in protest as she pushed up onto one elbow, grabbing for the phone with her left hand. The tightness in her shoulder stopped her short. Her arm refused to inch closer.

Between the fierce game of chicken and the five hours in the muggy heat, her body had taken a beating.

It was worth it. Cimarra Beach was a popular hang out. Mina had met many a cutie strolling the shore. It was quite the hot spot, pun intended. But you had to get there early. Once the beach was full, new cars were let in only after a car left.

Not that it mattered to the clique. They took the twelve-minute walk from The Woods, Mina, JZ, and Michael’s neighborhood, guaranteeing admission.

Ignoring the fresh shot of pain, Mina pushed hard off her elbow to sit up. She snatched the phone from the edge of the nightstand just as the last ring bleated.

“Hey, Mi,” Lizzie said.

“What?!!!” Mina checked the clock. Could this really be her best friend calling her? Involved in theatre all year round, Lizzie spent her nights rehearsing lines and was rarely up before ten A.M. in the summer.

“No, you’re not dreaming.” Lizzie giggled. “Did you ask your mom yet, about hanging out with me at my mom’s company picnic?”

“Not yet. Hold on and let me do it now.”

Mina’s adrenaline pumped. Lizzie’s mother was a regional buyer for May Company. She decided which clothes would represent the Teen Spirit apparel line for May department stores along the East Coast and the winter line was showcased every year, at the annual picnic.

Thanks to Lizzie’s T-shirt and jeans taste, obsession if you asked Mina since Lizzie refused to wear much else, Mina copped a lot of hot outfits courtesy of Marybeth O’Reilly.

She couldn’t wait to sport the yellow, fake-fur, midcut jacket she’d helped Miss Marybeth choose for the fall line.

Mina stood at the top of the stairs. “Ma?!” She went down a few stairs and then sat. “Ma?!”

Her mother looked up, frowning. She motioned to Mina to hold on, made two broad sweeps across a strip of carpet, then turned off the vacuum. “Good morning, Boo.”

“Morning. Can I go with Lizzie to the May Company picnic?”

“That’s today?” Mina’s mother considered the question as she wound up the vacuum cord. “I don’t think so. We have a lot to do later this afternoon.”

“I know. But ...”

“And Vera’s coming to do your hair tonight.”

“Ma, it’ll be over waaayyy before Vera’s doing my hair.”

“No, not today, Honey. I still have a few things to buy you for school and you need to be there when I get them.” Her mom thrust the vacuum in Mina’s direction. “You should get started on your room.”

Mina sat dumbfounded for a minute. Just like that it was a no?

“Can I vacuum later?”

“Yeah, later as in within the next few hours. Not later as in tonight when me and Daddy are ready to relax.” Her mother fixed her with an and-I-mean-it look.

Mina nodded as she walked back to her room and picked up the phone. “She said no.”

“Even if my mom comes to get you?” Lizzie said.

“I gotta be there when she finishes up school shopping,” Mina said as if she couldn’t understand the logic. She paced the floor, brain working overtime. “Oh, what if you come hang out with me? It’s not a picnic but at least we’d be together.”

“The picnic is boring anyway ... to me,” Lizzie added. She didn’t enjoy the May Company sneak preview nearly as much as Mina and wouldn’t enjoy it at all without her.

“Tell your mom that my father can pick you up. He’s already out and can get you on his way back,” Mina said.

Mina walked into the hall. Her mom was back upstairs in the master bedroom. “Ma, what if Lizzie hangs out with us? I’ll call Daddy and see if he’ll pick her up on his way home.”

Mina’s mother stopped folding clothes. Her eyebrows stretched in a look Mina knew meant she had pushed it. But Mina pressed, on the edge of whining.

“It’s the last Saturday of the summer! We want to hang out. We’re bored.”

She stood at the entrance of her parent’s room, lip drooping in an exaggerated pout.

“Exactly,” Mariah Mooney answered. “It’s the last Saturday, and when Daddy gets home we have a million errands to run.”

“Lizzie doesn’t mind running around with us,” Mina countered, just as Lizzie’s answer came back over the phone, a flat, “My mom said no.”

“Why?!” Mina asked.

“Why what?” Mina’s mother scowled in confusion.

Mina put up a finger to stop her mom’s conversation. “No, I was talking to Lizzie,” she said.

“Mina, now you know you’re wrong.You should have asked before calling Lizzie. Now I’ve gotta break both your hearts,” Mina’s mother said. She shook her head. “The answer is still no. But maybe next weekend.”

“Yeah, right, next weekend.” Mina turned her back so she could roll her eyes out of her mother’s sight.

Mariah tapped Mina’s shoulder. “Have you finished folding your clothes?”

“Yes!” Mina snapped.

“What?” Mariah’s eyebrows shot up again.

Mina fixed her tone. “I did it yesterday morning, remember?”

She walked off to her room, shut the door quietly but with force, and slammed herself onto her bed. “I don’t see why I have to shop with them today! Or at least why you can’t go with us,” she complained to Lizzie.

“I’m going to be totally bored at my mom’s company picnic,” Lizzie said. “At least if you were going I’d have a hanging bud.”

Crazy. Lizzie could care less about going and Mina would kill to see the sneak peek. It was better than running to the Super Wal-Mart.

“I can’t wait until we can drive.” Mina bounced a pink barrel pillow off the wall, playing a game of catch. “Michael will be able to get his learner’s permit next winter. It is gonna be on by summer.”

“Too bad we still have this year to get through,” Lizzie reminded her, wanting no part in blowing through summer.

Mina laughed. “As usual, me and my September birthday ... all late. It’ll be second semester sophomore year before I get my permit. Ya’ll need to start calling me De’las. ’Cause I’m always de last one to do stuff.”

She laughed long and hard at her own joke. When she stopped, the phone was silent.

“Liz?”

“What?” Lizzie said.

“Oh, that wasn’t funny?” Mina said.

“Now I see why French wasn’t your thing.” Lizzie giggled.

“Umph, let’s not speak of the dead.” Mina groaned at the thought of the class that had ruined her B-average streak. “I shouldn’t have let you talk me into that.”

Mina wasn’t used to struggling in any class ... except math. She’d come to terms with her math deficiency. But French was a nightmare. She used verbs in the wrong tense and mangled the language every step of the way. Madame O, the French teacher, had constantly used her as an example of how not to speak French. Even straight-A Lizzie could only tutor Mina to a C.

“It was pretty nasty,” Lizzie said.

“Language just isn’t my thing. The stuff is mad hard,” Mina said.

“I wish Michael all the luck in the world helping you with Spanish this year,” Lizzie said.

“I know, right. I’m hopeless,” Mina said. “Mike loves Spanish, yet he won’t touch an AP class with a ten-foot pole... .”

She and Lizzie chorused Michael’s line about why he wouldn’t take advanced English, “Thick books about dead people.”

They laughed.

“He’ll probably have the last laugh, chilling with his three-page papers while we’re stuck writing a thesis,” Mina said. “He can use all his extra time doing my Spanish homework for me.”

“Yeah, like he ever would,” Lizzie said. “But now you’ve messed up our plan. How are we gonna hitchhike our way through France after graduation with you only being able to say your name and pass the ketchup?”

Lizzie’s laughter turned into deep, nose-honking snorts.

“I’ll just let your smart butt do all the talking,” Mina said. “Pass-ay la kat-sup.”

Lizzie hooted, loud, forcing Mina to pull the phone away from her ear. “You’re right. I’ll do the talking.”

“Well I’m glad my foreign language barrier is a great source of entertainment for you, but I’m gonna get ready to roll,” Mina said. “Maybe Jay is up for a swim. May as well get in one last dip before I get my hair done tonight.” She walked over to her dresser and pulled out a pink and brown polka-dot two piece. “I will not let this whole day go by with me just discount shopping with the ’rents.”

“See! I wish I was there.” Lizzie pouted.

Mina slipped on her swimsuit and gripped the phone with her chin.

“Girl, we’d tear it up if we still lived in the same nabe,” she said, wistfully, thinking back to life BTM, Before the Move, when a breezy, five-minute walk separated her and Lizzie. Now Lizzie was several neighborhoods away in Falcon’s Way, which was only five miles from Mina’s neighborhood. But on days like this, it may as well have been five hundred.

“Yeah, well have fun for me, too,” Lizzie said. “But not too much, please.”

“Promise. I’ll holler later.”

Mina dropped the phone on the bed, wriggled into a pair of shorts and a pink baby doll T-shirt, then threw a beach towel and her JORT. . .