Pigeon Feathers

by John Updike

Genres: Sagas; Short Stories

Synopsis

When this classic collection of stories first appeared—in 1962, on the author’s thirtieth birthday—Arthur Mizener wrote in The New York Times Book Review: “Updike is a romantic [and] like all American romantics, that is, he has an irresistible impulse to go in memory home again in order to find himself. . . . The precise recollection of his own family-love, parental and marital, is vital to him; it is the matter in which the saving truth is incarnate. . . . Pigeon Feathers is not just a book of very brilliant short stories; it is a demonstration of how the most gifted writer of his generation is coming to maturity; it shows us that Mr. Updike’s fine verbal talent is no longer pirouetting, however gracefully, out of a simple delight in motion, but is beginning to serve his deepest insight.”

Release date: September 18, 2012

Publisher: Random House

Print pages: 256

Sample

Walter Briggs
 
COMING BACK FROM BOSTON, Jack drove, his baby son slept in a Carry-Cot on the front seat beside him, and in the back seat Claire sang to their girl, Jo, age two.
 
“When the pie was open, the birds began to—?”
 
“King,” the child said.
 
“Wasn’t that a dainty dish, to set before the—?”
 
“King!”
 
“That’s right.”
 
“Sing birdy nose song.”
 
“Sing birdy nose song? I don’t know the birdy nose song. You sing the birdy nose song. How does it go?”
 
“How does go?”
 
“I’m asking you. Who sings you the birdy nose song? Did Miss Duni do that?”
 
Jo laughed at the old joke; “Miss Duni” was a phrase that had popped magically from her mouth one day. “Who’s Miss Duni?” she asked now.
 
“I don’t know who Miss Duni is. You’re the one who knows Miss Duni. When did she teach you the birdy nose song?”
 
“Birdy nose, birdy nose, knock knock knock,” the little girl chanted lightly.
 
“What a good song! I wish Miss Duni would teach it to me.”
 
“It’s the second stanza of the blackbird song,” Jack said. “Down came a blackbird and picked off her nose.”
 
“I’ve never sung it to her,” Claire vowed.
 
“But you know it. It’s in your genes.”
 
In ten minutes—the trip took fifty—the child fell asleep, and Claire eased this weight off her lap. Then, turning from a mother into a wife, she rested her chin on the back of the front seat, near Jack’s shoulder, and breathed on the right side of his neck.
 
“Who did you like best at the party?” he asked.
 
“I don’t know, really. It’s hard. I’ll say Langmuir, because he saw what I meant about Sherman Adams.”
 
“Everybody saw what you meant; it’s just that everybody saw it was beside the point.”
 
“It wasn’t.”
 
“Who’s best,” he asked her, “Langmuir or Behnie?” This game, Who’s Best?, was one of their few devices for whiling away enforced time together. A poor game, it lacked the minimal element of competition needed to excite Jack.
 
“I suppose Langmuir,” Claire said, after taking thought.
 
“Knifing poor old Behnie in the back. And he loves you so.”
 
“He is kind; I hate myself. Uh—who’s best, Behnie, or the boy with the cleft chin and the help-me eyes?”
 
“The boy with the help-me eyes,” he promptly answered. “Oh, he’s awful. What is his name?”
 
“Crowley? Cra— Crackers?”
 
“Something like that. Graham Crackers. What was the name of the girl he was with with the big ears who was so lovely?”
 
“The poor thing, whatever makes her think she can wear those bobbly gold gypsy hoops?”
 
“She’s not ashamed of her ears. She’s proud. She thinks they’re grand. Which they are—a lovely girl. To think, I may never see her again.”
 
“Her name had o’s in it.”
 
“Orlando. Ooh-Ooh Orlando, the soap-bubble queen.”
 
“Not quite.”
 
“he highway made a white pyramid in the headlights; the murmur of the motor sounded lopsided, and occasionally a whiff of gasoline haunted the car’s interior. Fuel pump, he thought, and visualized jets of explosive fluid spraying the piping-hot metal. Pieces of dirt had always been getting into the fuel pump of his father’s old Buick, and the car would flood and stall. “This car is going to start costing us money soon,” he said, and got no response. He glanced at the speedometer and said, “Forty-three thousand miles it’s travelled for us.” He added, “Birdy nose, birdy nose, knock knock knock.”
 
Claire laughed abruptly, at something she had thought of. “I know. What was the name of that fat man at Arrow Island who stayed the whole summer and played bridge every night and wore a droopy fisherman’s hat?”
 
He laughed, too, at her recalling this man. The first three months of their married life, five years ago, had been spent at a YMCA family camp on an island in a New Hampshire lake. Jack had worked as registrar, and his bride had run the camp store. “Walter,” he began confidently. “Then something monosyllabic. He was always fishing down by that row of men’s tents and was there when we got there and stayed after we left, to help them take the metal pier down.” He could see everything about the man: his sly cat’s smile, the peak of hair at the back of his head, his hemispherical stomach, his candy-striped T-shirt, and his crepe-soled shoes.
 
“Give me,” Claire went on, “Mrs. Young’s first name.” Young, a chain-smoking failed minister, had been in charge of the camp; his wife was a short thick-necked woman with a square face and alert green eyes and, like so many wives of “good” men, a rather tart tongue. Once, she had called up from the mainland with an excursion of children, and Jack, overworked, had forgotten to tell the Dartmouth boy who ran the launch, and when she called an hour later, still waiting with these whiny children on the hot mainland, Jack had exclaimed into the faint telephone (the underwater cable was all but eaten away), “How ghastly!” After that, all summer, she called him How Gawstly. Coming into the office, she would rasp, “And how’s old How Gawstly today?” and Jack would blush.
 
“Marguerite,” he said.
 
“Right,” Claire said. “Now their two girls.”
 
“One was Muffie, she was the tractable one. And the other—”
 
“I know.”
 
“Wait. Muffie and—it kind of rhymed. Muffie and Toughie.”
 
“Audrey. She had a chipped front tooth.”
 
“Very good. Now let’s think about that fat man. It began with B. Baines. Bodds. Byron. They went together, so you never thought of him as one name or the other but as both run together. Walter Buh, buh—isn’t that maddening?”
 
“Byron sounds close. Remember he was so good at shuffle-board, and organized the tournaments every week?”
 
“He played cards at night, in the rec hall. I can just see him, sitting there, on a brown, steel, folding chair.”
 
“Didn’t he live the rest of the year in Florida?” she asked, laughing at the idea of a man spending his entire year in vacation spots, and laughing further because, if you tried to imagine such a man, who could he be but lazy, complacent Walter Somebody?
 
“He used to sell plumbing equipment,” Jack said with triumph. “He was retired.” But this avenue, like the others, queerly failed to lead to the sanctum where the man’s name was hidden. “I can remember their professions but not their names,” he said, anxious to score something in his own favor, for he felt his wife was getting ahead of him at this game. “I should remember them all,” he went on. “I wrote all their names down on those damn registration cards.”
 
“Yes, you should. Who was that girl who had to leave the island because she started throwing stones at people?”
 
“God, yes. Mentally disturbed, and awfully good-looking. And never said anything.”
 
“She used to stand under trees and brood.”
 
“Oh, how Young worried with her! And that other Special Case, who was always coming back on the train, and said his brother in Springfield would pay, and the Y had this special fund he thought was all for him.…”
 
“He loved chess so. Checkers. I guess you tried to teach him chess.”
 
“Everything you’d show him on the board, he’d say, ‘Pretty neat,’ or ‘You’re a mighty smart fella.’ ”
 
“And every time you’d say anything he’d sense you thought was funny, he’d laugh hysterically, that high laugh. He loved us, because we were nice to him.”
 
“Robert—”
 
“Roy, darling; how could you forget Roy? And then there was Peg Grace.”
 
“Peg, Grace. Those huge eyes.”
 
“And that tiny long nose with the nostrils shaped like water wings,” Claire said. “Now: tell me the name of her pasty-faced boyfriend.”
 
“With the waxy blond hair. Lord. I can’t conceivably hope to remember his name. He was only there a week.”
 
“I always remember him coming up from the lake after swimming. That long white body and then those tiny black bathing trunks: sexy. Oogh.”
 
“He was white. But not unpleasant. In retrospect,” Jack announced pompously, “I like them all, except the German kitchen boy with curly hair he thought was so cute and apoplectic cheeks.”
 
“You didn’t like him because he was always making eyes at me.”
 
“Was he? Yes, he was, now that I think. The thing I really had against him, though, was that he beat me so badly in the broad jump. Then the Peruvian beat him, happily.”
 
“Escobar.”
 
“I knew his name. He was always trying to play basketball with his head.”
 
“And then Barbara, the gay divorcee.”
 
“Walter Barbara. Walter Ba, Be, Bi, Bo, Bu. He had a monstrous bill at the end of the summer, I remember that.”
 
But Claire was no longer waiting for the fat man. She danced ahead, calling into color vast faded tracts of that distant experience: the Italian family with all the empty beer cans, the tall deaf-mute who went around barefoot and punctured the skin of his foot on a chopped root in the east path, the fire hazard until those deadly August rains, the deer on the island that they never saw. The deer had come over on the ice in the winter and the spring thaw had trapped them. It made him jealous, her store of explicit memories—the mother at dusk calling “Beryl, Beryl,” the gargantuan ice-cream cones the boys on Murray’s crew served themselves—but she moved among her treasures so quickly and gave them so generously he had to laugh at each new face and scene offered him, because these were memories they had collected together and he was happy that they had discovered such a good game for the car just when he feared there were no more games for them. They reached the region of small familiar roads, and he drove a long way around, to prolong the trip a minute.