Out of a Texas Night

Book 2: Kasota Springs

by Phyliss Miranda

Genres: Women's Fiction; Contemporary Romance; Western Romance

Synopsis

Everything’s bigger in Texas . . . including love. A deputy sheriff in Houston, Avery Humphrey is ready for some hometown comfort when she heads back to Kasota Springs, but one kiss from Brody VanZant is enough to make her trade “soothing” for “sizzling.” When it turns out hot, hard-headed Brody is another Bonita County deputy, sizzling gets complicated, especially after Avery is made the interim sheriff. Brody knows romancing the boss isn’t on the duty roster, but to him it’s a state of emergency to prove to Avery that he’s the partner she needs—in her life and in her bed—and he’s ready to give her as many kisses as there are stars in the Texas sky to convince her. Praise for Phyliss Miranda “Outlaw Savannah Parker finds hope for justice—and redemption—in the arms of Texas Ranger Ethan Kimble in Miranda’s Texas Flame, which deftly weaves layers of secrets into a narrative that keeps readers guessing.” — Publishers Weekly

Release date: May 29, 2018

Publisher: Lyrical Press

Print pages: 218

Sample

Chapter 1

Kasota Springs, Texas

Spring Festival 2015

Avery Danielle Humphrey shaded her eyes from the stark white sunlight with her lace-trimmed, large-brimmed bonnet. She watched thirty or so Texas longhorns, with horns as wide as the length of her bed, strut down North Main Street flanked by cowboys from the surrounding ranches.

She took a step to the side. Forgetting to pick up her big hoop skirt, she nearly tripped. She couldn’t help but wonder how in the world Southern belles wore such garb without falling head over teakettle. No wonder they walked slow, didn’t look down and had such a measured, Southern drawl from holding their breath. They were praying they didn’t fall.

As previous parades crossed her mind, heartwarming memories flooded her thoughts. She figured many of the steers were so old they were likely in the first Kasota Springs Rodeo and Reunion she had attended twenty-seven years before.

She smiled, thinking about sitting on her father’s shoulders so she’d have a bird’s-eye view of the majestic, once nearly extinct, cattle drives that were only one of the traditions associated with the century-old spring festival and rodeo.

The pleasant memories faded as quickly as they appeared.

If only she had returned to her hometown under better circumstances.

If only life hadn’t dealt her a blow she wasn’t sure she could recover from.

If only she were an innocent four-year-old sitting on her father’s shoulders, mesmerized by the customs of the historic town where her family was one of the founders.

Avery had been hoping and praying she wouldn’t give her mama and daddy a heart attack by surprising them and showing up for the festival. However, that concern had faded when she got to the gathering place for the parade.

By staying out at her friend’s ranch, and the workers being sworn to secrecy, she had been able to keep the knowledge of being in town from her parents. As far as they knew, she worked twenty-four seven in Houston and didn’t have any extra time on her hands.

Since her folks had always led the processional in their classic Corvette convertible, she had planned to stun them by showing up at the parade. The problem was that when Avery arrived, she was told her parents had been called out of town unexpectedly. Although sadness set in because her scheme to bushwhack her parents had blown up in her face, happiness filled her heart when she saw Sheriff Deuce Cowan and his wife leading the parade riding two of Mesa LeDoux’s show horses.

The thought of missing Avery’s parents again weighed on her like a concrete cowboy hat. She surveyed the crowd that tripled the size of the one-horse town, as she affectingly called Kasota Springs. Fortunately, the small community was within driving distance of several larger towns that had plenty of hotel accommodations. She figured this was the only town in the world that had four streets named Main, and they were built around a square that now served as a park. Of course, she hadn’t forgotten that at the pulse of the town still stood the first little white, wooden church built in Kasota Springs. It had a beautiful bell tower that housed the original bell created in 1889 by her father’s great-grandfather, who was also the town’s first blacksmith.

At the other end of the park was wrought iron fencing that kept watch over five graves, each with the name of one of Tempest LeDoux’s husbands and engraved with the words The Beloved Husband of Tempest LeDoux. Avery quickly searched the crowd for her best friend Mesa LeDoux, descendent of another founding family of the quaint community in the Texas Panhandle and beloved feisty great-granddaughter of Tempest.

Kasota Springs was definitely a town where more death certificates were filed with the county than birth records issued.

While the high school marching band passed on the other side of the square, ahead of the longhorns, Avery took out her phone and glanced at the time. In less than an hour the booths for the festival would open, and she had volunteered—rather, been volunteered by Mesa—to work. A shiver ran up her spine at the thoughts of what else she’d been volunteered for. She suspected her friend thought beginning at the kissing booth would be therapy for Avery.

Except for a couple of new additions, everything seemed exactly as she remembered from the last spring festival she had attended several years ago. Of course, Lola Ruth Hicks had made her famous peach-apricot fried pies. The sign above the booth priced them at a dollar each with the funds being donated to the American Cancer Society.

Since Avery had been staying out at Mesa’s family’s ranch, the Jacks Bluff, where Lola Ruth was the glue that held the big ol’ ranch house together, making it run as smooth as silk on glass, Avery had had the opportunity to enjoy more than her share of Lola Ruth’s larrupin’ good handmade goodies. Somewhere deep inside, she figured Lola Ruth had lied for years about not using lard for the pies. Somehow, Avery couldn’t see the lovable woman turning to shortening or vegetable oil, much less coconut or avocado oil, after all of this time. Avery’s ideas of being a vegetarian fought against her repulsion at using animal fat in any food, but her taste buds kept telling her she was oh so wrong.

Slowly, keeping her typical trained eye on everything and everybody around her, she walked toward the kissing booth, hoping to catch up with Mesa.

Off to the left, a tall, strikingly handsome man, with charisma dripping off him and dressed like a pirate, stood talking to a group of people. Mostly women. Avery didn’t recognize him, but with the increasing crowds and her years of being away, he could be anybody. Somewhere within her inner-core, she realized there was something special about him. The way he stood proud like a man in the military, except for his shaggy hair and beard. He held his head high and from a distance seemed to be totally engaged in the conversation taking place. No doubt he was likely a force to be reckoned with. She even caught herself being a little jealous of the women who seemed to hold his undivided attention. A jealousy she had no right to delve into.

Avery recognized the deliberate footsteps of her friend, Mesa, closing in from behind. The women had worn the same Lucchese boots since either could remember, making them both about three inches taller than many of the guys around.

When she was young, Avery kinda enjoyed the boys having to look up at her and, to tell the truth, she still liked the fact that most men still did. It had served as an advantage many times.

Avery glanced over her shoulder. The man had disappeared, but the women had their heads together like a gaggle of geese preparing for flight.

“Hi, Dannie. I’ve been lookin’ for you.” In Mesa’s typical sassy Texas drawl, she called out to her friend with the nickname only Avery’s parents and the LeDoux family used.

“I was watching the parade. Glad you caught up with me. Do you know what’s going on with Mama and Daddy?” Dannie adjusted the cap sleeves of the antique Gone with the Wind Southern belle dress she wore as part of the festival’s traditions.

“Kinda.” Mesa fiddled with her turquoise squash bloom necklace that went beautifully with her antique blouse, jeans, and boots. She tipped her head back and looked skyward. “I’ve never known them to miss the festival. All I know is that they notified the event chair that they had to go to Dallas and wouldn’t be back for the parade.” She pulled her braid from the middle of her back to over her shoulder. “I know you’re disappointed, but we’ve got a full afternoon and evening of activities that’ll take your mind off things.” Mesa made small circles in the ground with the toe of her boots.

“I think this is the first time a Humphrey or a LeDoux hasn’t led the parade in years,” Dannie said, feeling a lot of nostalgia. She’d known Mesa since they were little girls and saw through her. There was something Mesa wasn’t telling her.

“Well, semi-technically a LeDoux did lead off the parade because Rainey and Deuce rode two of our prized show horses.”

Their shared laughter drifted through the air.

“Let’s get over to our booth and make sure everything is set up properly,” Mesa said.

Dannie frowned and glanced at her friend. “How much setup is needed for a kissing booth? The last I recall the only requirement is lips.”

“And a cash box. Let’s go.” With her long strides from years of riding horses and training rough stock, Mesa headed toward their booth. “We’re donating to the Wounded Warrior Project this year.”

“Got a check in my pocket already made out.”

“Great. I’m sorry I couldn’t watch the parade with you, but I was needed to help bring over some of the rough stock for tonight’s rodeo.”

“No problem. It was the same as always, just different members of the high school marching band.” Dannie held tight to the flamboyant headgear she and Mesa had purchased at the local antique shop owned by Rainey Cowan. It matched the dress but looked like a lost bird had settled in her hair. The two friends chatted as they took a shortcut across the park to the vendor area.

“Slow down,” Mesa said. “You’re obviously still into martial arts and working out to the extreme. To keep in shape, I’m only riding horses and bucking broncs, hauling hay plus just about anything our ranch hands don’t have time for or I get to first.”

“Intense exercise is part of me. Releases the tension and stress in my life, especially since I don’t have a horse in Houston to ride. But I am doing a lot of running, considering my apartment building has a full gym.” Dannie laughed then turned to Mesa. “Okay, I’ll race you to the booth.”

They both took a runner’s stance with hands on knees, although Dannie had to hike up her dress to give her long legs room to move. On a joint count of three they made a mad dash across the perfectly manicured grass, reaching their destination in a photo finish.

Winded, Mesa said, “By the way, Sylvie Dewey and her friend Raylynn are due in for the first hour. I see them coming with Sylvie having her phone glued on the side of her face. I swear she should get that dern cellphone pierced to her earlobe.”

“Or at least get an earplug.”

“Guess we’d better get in gear; it won’t be long before you and I will be up,” said Mesa.

“Two women kissers at a time?” Dannie raised an eyebrow.

“Yep, it’s the biggest money-making booth of all, after Granny and Lola Ruth’s fried pies.” Mesa handed Dannie a fancy, feathery party mask that covered only the top half of her face. “And don’t forget we have to wear these. We don’t want the guys to know who they’re kissing.”

“Maybe next year when they’ll have a booth the men will do the coordinating and wear masks and the ladies have to donate.” Dannie chuckled softly, thinking that might not be such a bad idea. Plus, at the moment, she weighed her options: stay in her hometown or go back to the big-city life. Regardless, she planned to be in town for the next festival.

She leaned against a post holding up the tent in their work area, and the tall, rugged, bearded man once again caught her attention. “Hey, do you know that guy standing across from us with his back to the old Kasota Hotel?”

“The one with the long dark hair tied in the back with what looks like a leather strip? Sounds well prepared and kinky to me, but oh well. I think he probably has more facial hair than about anybody around. Love the white pirate-style shirt, fluffy sleeves and that silk red sash around his waist. Even with the vest, I can see his pecs and oh what pecs—”

“Yeah. That’s the guy. Dressed like a pirate, tall with taut muscles across his shoulders to die for. I bet he has a tat or two, but I didn’t notice as much about him as you apparently did. So do you know him or not?”

“Nope, but then I can’t see him as well as you obviously can.” Mesa laughed then rolled up the canvas tarp to get ready for the first customers. “If you pass on the pirate, let me know.” A trace of a smile tipped the corners of Mesa’s mouth. “The parade has ended, so I guess we’d better be prepared for business before Sylvie and Raylynn get here. You remember Raylynn, don’t you?”

“O’Dell?” Dannie asked. “I just now realized who you were talking about earlier,”

Mesa nodded. “She’s a little older than we are, but I figure if you remember Sylvie, you’d remember Raylynn.”

“Both are unusual in more ways than their names.” Dannie smiled, knowing Mesa wouldn’t think she was making fun of them but would admit the eccentricity of the two women.

Two boys about ten or eleven ran up to the booth. The shorter of the two said, “Hey, how much for a kiss?”

Mesa and Dannie exchanged puzzled looks, then Dannie said, “Dudes, come back in about ten years and they might be free.”

The youngsters ran off. Youthful glee floated through the air.

“That’s the reason the festival committee added a fun house for the kids at the high school gym beginning at four o’clock. That way the adults can enjoy themselves and know at the same time their ankle biters are safe and out of their hair for the evening,” Mesa said.

“Good idea.” Dannie handed over a check for a generous donation to their cause. “Is there a minimum donation?”

“Nope, but if asked, get as much as possible. We want to win again.”

Sylvie and Raylynn reached the booth just before the first lines of men formed. Although everyone was dressed in costume, Sylvie had made little changes in her daily look of being Miss Circa 1955, with her can-can petticoats and a felt poodle skirt, a fashion sense she’d worn since high school, which was about twelve years prior. Her hair looked as if she’d just stepped off the cover of a 1950s Seventeen magazine, although it was now several years after the turn of the millennium.

After exchanging greetings and a short catching-up, Sylvie and Raylynn donned their masks and cleaned not only their hands but their lips with liquid out of over a half a dozen bottles of hand sanitizer sitting on the counter.

While Sylvie dickered for a price with one man, she noticeably kept an eye on her phone and even excused herself once to respond to a text.

Raylynn leaned into Mesa and whispered loud enough for Dannie to hear. “I think she has a boyfriend, but she wouldn’t tell me anything about him. I’m glad, as he seems to make her very happy.”

“We’re glad, too,” Mesa answered for both of them.

To Dannie’s surprise, the two women brought in a whopping six hundred dollars for their hour of kissing mostly the older men, who gave them either a watery kiss on the cheek or obviously tried to slip them a little tongue, which wasn’t allowed. But Sylvie and Raylynn, who appeared past their kissing booth appeal, made the rules known loud and clear.

At the end of their shift, Sylvie pulled off her mask and laid it on the counter. In her soft Texas drawl, she said, “That was more fun than trying to pluck a dozen chickens in a tub of water without drowning them.”

Dannie laughed with the others and adjusted her mask, trying her best to not look for the man who had intrigued her earlier. Her eyebrows knitted together as she watched a long line of men form.

“Okay.” Mesa took Dannie by the arm and pulled her away from the window. “Quit frowning. Our only rule, other than not letting the guys manhandle us, is not to haul off and hit any of the slimy ones. Just please remember, although legally you are still a resident here because you own land and it’s your primary residency, you don’t have any jurisdiction. This isn’t Harris County, so don’t go thinkin’ you can go wake the judge for a restraining order and have a kisser’s ass hauled off to the hoosegow. They are buying a kiss, not a night in the hammock.”

“Well—”

“I know you could get a judge in a heartbeat, since he’s your uncle.” Mesa shook her head.

While Mesa laughed in a deep, jovial way, Dannie stared at the line waiting for the bells on the tower to chime the hour, so they could begin their shift.

Dannie gritted her teeth and made a choice…suck it up and set a goal. By damn, they’d make more money for their charity than Sylvie and Raylynn. “I don’t know how in the living hell you got me mixed up in this anyway. I don’t recall volunteering.”

“Poor, pitiful Avery Danielle Humphrey. Don’t you remember when we swore we’d always have one another’s back?”

Dannie remembered the life-changing decisions they made years before. They’d been friends forever and they’d always been there for one another. They’d proven it more times than she wanted to remember. Biting her lower lip, she closed her eyes and reminded herself this was going to be a fun day and she had to let the bad thoughts evaporate like too little water on a flower bed in August.

“I need space, Mesa. You of all people know it.” She finally mustered up more of an explanation. “As much as I love you, I’m afraid this is one time our pinky swear won’t pull me up out of the ashes I’ve found myself wallowing in.”

“You’ve wallowed enough. Now you need tough love, and I think you know better than anyone that any LeDoux has plenty of that to dish out.” Mesa twisted her head a tad. “Remember, God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

“One of Granny Johnson’s sayings.”

“Remember, for years we thought she stole it from a famous author then learned, as both of us know oh too well, it’s AA’s Serenity Prayer. One we’ll never forget.”

Dannie chuckled but deep down felt a calm the prayer always brought her. “Your grandmother is one of a kind. Gotta love her. Okay, let’s get our shift over and done with. I want to get to the Buckin’ Bull and have the biggest Coke they have. I think after we kiss all the men lining up, we’ll need to cool off.”

“Well, I want to eat first. Then we’ll clean up from the last shift and can go have some fun … not that kissin’ isn’t fun.” Mesa adjusted one of her turquoise-and-silver earrings, then looked out at the two lines of men forming.

After the first dozen customers, Dannie shifted, already tired of negotiating for a kiss, not to mention standing like Angelina Jolie with her lips stuck out for some stranger to end up pecking her on the cheek.

Dannie placed the twenty she’d just received in the cash box, while Mesa negotiated with the next man in line. Her friend could have been a soiled dove from the Wild West, as shameless as Mesa was in making the next kisser pay more than twice what the guy in front of him had contributed.

In her typical fashion, Dannie surveyed the crowd while she touched her hat to make sure the feather was still attached. Suddenly, the man she had been watching from afar appeared in her line of sight. Reaching to the ground, he picked up the purse of an elderly woman who had just dropped it. In the process, the pirate vest he wore pulled up, exposing what no doubt was the outline of a weapon in his back waistband beneath the red sash, likely in a suede and saddle leather holster. She knew the outline only too well.

After tenderly making sure the woman was safely on her way, he got back in place. A half a dozen men stood in front of him and then it’d be his turn to begin negotiations. Perspiration dampened Dannie’s hands while her heart beat like someone who entered a murder scene not knowing what to expect. Did Dannie want to make sure Mesa was the one to give out her affection or did Dannie wish to be the lucky woman?

The Howard twins, who probably were in the first graduating class in Kasota Springs, stood before Dannie and Mesa. Harold said to his brother, “I know I put those two bucks in here somewhere, but I can’t find them.” He continued to dig in first one Levi jean pocket then another. “Maybe I gave it to you.”

“No, no you didn’t. Let me see.” Jarald began removing items from his jacket, while he asked over his shoulder, “Are we holding you nice ladies up?”

“Take your time, Mr. Howard. We’ll wait for you.” Mesa smiled at both men.

Dannie stepped back, tugging Mesa with her, to give the two elderly citizens some room as the men unloaded their pant pockets and placed the contents on the narrow counter separating the men from the ladies.

Lowering her voice, Dannie said, “See the man you don’t know who is seventh in line—”

“He’s the one you’ve been ogling all afternoon, isn’t he?”

“I wasn’t ogling him, just observing. Notice the necklace he has on?”

“I see it. It looks like one your grandfather had,” Mesa said then continued quickly, “something to do with his Texas Ranger badge, wasn’t it?”

“Exactly. Carved out of a Mexican five-peso silver dollar; perfect for a man’s neck.”

“I don’t understand. Anybody could buy one nowadays.” Mesa kept watch, as the twins continued sorting the contents they’d laid on the counter.

“No. Well, yes, there’s a lot of fakes out there, but I think his is authentic. I’ll bet the ranch that he comes from a line of lawmen and might well be in law enforcement himself. No doubt in my mind. A handsome, gentlemanly lawman who is definitely not a Ranger, so he’s likely working undercover the way he’s dressed.”

“But, remember most everyone is wearing costumes, so that might be his,” Mesa suggested.

“No. He screams undercover. There’s no place in this part of the country where he could get by being a cop of any type wearing hair like that and a pierced ear. No way. He’s undercover for some agency.”

After the twins put their possessions back where they belonged, Harold said, “Miss Mesa, we didn’t find that money, but we’ve got ten dollars apiece if that’ll work.”

“Yes, sir, that’ll work.”

Before the ladies stepped forward, Mesa leaned into Dannie and said, “So you think he’s undercover and from here? Remember nothing newsworthy has happened here since Sylvie’s brother cut his hand by accident and died when we were in the sixth grade.”

Chapter 2

Brody VanZant stepped away from the kissing booth to check on a man who had lingered too long around the girl’s portable potty for Brody’s liking.

In short order, a young girl of about four or five came out screaming, “Daddy, I did it. Right down the hole. I watched it until it was all gone.” She giggled, while her father squirted liquid sanitizer from one of the bottles on the post outside the bathrooms. She took her dad’s hand, and as they walked away, she said, “Now I want to get my face painted.”

Brody mumbled to himself, “Okay, she’s safe.” Being a lawman, he couldn’t help but stay alert and observant to everyone and everything around him. But this time, it cost him his place in line to get a better look at the elusive woman who had caught his attention. Maybe it was the headpiece that sported a gigantic feather from some unfortunate bird. The lady with the mahogany-colored hair piled beneath the hat was striking.. . .