Molded 4 Murder

Book 5: Sophie Kimball Mystery

by J.C. Eaton

Genres: Amateur Sleuth; Animal Cozy Mysteries; Female Sleuths

Synopsis

A view to a kiln … Sophie “Phee” Kimball enjoys working as a bookkeeper for a private investigator. If only her mother Harriet could enjoy her retirement at Sun City West in Arizona—instead of constantly getting involved with retirees being prematurely put out to pasture. This time Quentin Dussler, a prominent member of the clay sculpting club, was found dead, clutching a piece of paper scrawled with Phee’s mother’s name. Terrified she’s been targeted by assassins, Harriet begs Phee to investigate. What Phee uncovers is a complicated scheme that only the most diabolical of murderers would ever devise. And as she chisels away at confusing clues and potential suspects, Phee unearths something far more precious and valuable than she could imagine. Eager for answers, she takes a bold step—placing herself in the crosshairs of a stonefaced killer … Praise for the Sophie Kimball Mysteries “A witty adventure that will leave you laughing out loud.” —Stephanie Blackmoore, author of the Wedding Planner Mystery Series, on Booked 4 Murder “Fun characters, a touch of humor, and a great mystery, the perfect combination for a cozy.” —Lena Gregory, author of the Bay Island Psychic Mysteries, on Ditched 4 Murder

Release date: August 27, 2019

Publisher: Kensington Books

Print pages: 273

Sample

Office of Williams Investigations, Glendale, Arizona

Augusta, our receptionist/secretary at Williams Investigations, looked up from her computer and straightened her tortoiseshell glasses. “Hey, Phee, two ladies called while you were at lunch and wanted to schedule an appointment with you for this afternoon.”

“With me? Did you tell them I’m the bookkeeper and not an investigator?”

Augusta sighed. “They already knew that and said it didn’t matter. Said they met you on a plane a year or two ago. They couldn’t remember.”

Two years ago. That sounded about right. My mother was insistent I use vacation time from my job at the Mankato, Minnesota, police department and fly out to Sun City West, Arizona, because she was convinced the members of her book club were going to die from reading a cursed book. The only thing cursed was my trip.

I moved closer to her desk. “Oh my gosh, Gertie and Trudy from the Lillian. It’s a residential resort hotel of sorts. Very elegant.”

“Don’t know about that, but those were the names they gave. No last name.”

“I think it’s Madison. Did they mention what they wanted to see me about?”

“Theft. They said someone’s been pilfering things from their retirement complex. So much for elegance, huh?”

“That sounds like something they should be taking up with the Lillian’s management company, not me.”

“I got the feeling there was more to it. Anyway, I scheduled an appointment for two thirty. They want to be back at their place in time for the four o’clock seating for dinner.”

“Four? That’s almost as bad as my mother’s five thirty. What is it with these people and their obsession about eating at a certain time? Sure, I’ll see them, but only as a courtesy. Geez, when Nate retired from the police force in Minnesota and started this firm, I came on to do the books, not the investigations.”

“And yet . . .”

“I know. I know. Things sort of happened.”

“Uh-huh. By the way, Nate got called a little while ago to confer with the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office on a recent homicide. They didn’t come right out and say ‘homicide, ’ but you know that’s what it is or they wouldn’t have insisted he rush over to Sun City West.”

“Sun City West? Yikes! That’s where my mother lives. I’m surprised she hasn’t called. She usually gets that news long before it reaches us.”

“Yeah. About that . . .”

I let out a groan and waited for Augusta to continue.

“She called all right. I was just about to get to it. Good thing I remembered my shorthand from high school. Here goes. ‘I left you more than one voice mail, Phee. Arlette from the Cut ’N Curl is going on vacation for three weeks. She didn’t say anything to me when I was in last week. Myrna found out about it this morning when she went in for a trim. Three weeks! Who’s going to touch up my hair? Are there any good salons near you in Vistancia? I refuse to have Cecilia drag me to one of those cheap seven-dollar haircut places. God knows what kind of color I’d wind up with. Call me. And don’t forget to mark your calendar for the Creations in Clay on June thirtieth.’”

Augusta read the entire message without pausing to take a breath. For that matter, I didn’t take one, either. I expected to hear some awful news that would link Nate’s possible murder case to someone my mother knew. The last time that happened, my mother and her friends hired Nate to investigate because the sheriff’s department was “moving like geriatric slugs.” I prayed to the gods that whatever Nate was called to consult on wouldn’t involve my mother or the Booked 4 Murder book club.

“So that was it? Hairdresser on vacation and the Creations in Clay?”

“Yep. That’s all she said. You can breathe again. So, if you don’t mind my asking, what on earth is the Creations in Clay? Some sort of exhibit?”

“Sort of, with tentacles. The Creations in Clay is the annual pottery and clay event in Sun City West. It always takes place right before the summer heat kicks in. It includes a juried art show and lots of booths where the clay club members sell their creations.”

“That sounds nice. I didn’t know your mother was interested in juried art.”

“Up until a few months ago, she wasn’t. Then one of her book club ladies read this article about people whose artistic talents don’t begin to show up until they’re in their seventies or eighties. Like Grandma Moses. Or that lady from the seventeen hundreds who discovered decoupage. Anyway, one of my mother’s friends convinced her to join the clay club because, and I quote, ‘Molding clay could be the conduit to our hidden artistic talents.’”

“Really? She said that?”

“Actually, if you want to know the real reason, I think my mother intends to make dog bowls for Streetman. Don’t ask.”

Augusta tried not to snicker, but we both started laughing.

I finally caught my breath. “It’s only May, so she has lots of time to make that spoiled Chiweenie of hers a complete place setting. Well, I’d better get back to my accounts before Gertie and Trudy get here. And especially before Marshall returns from that missing person’s case in Buckeye. I don’t want him to think I stand around gabbing all day.”

“So, how’s it going between the two of you?”

“Geez, you’re beginning to sound like my mother. Seriously, for someone dating in her forties, it’s going great.”

It was hard not to smile and get all dreamy eyed. I didn’t want to jinx anything by saying it out loud, but boy, was I glad Nate hired him. Imagine, Marshall and I worked all those years for the Mankato Police Department and neither of us knew we were both interested in dating each other. Maybe Nate figured it out all along and that was why when it came time to hire another investigator for his firm, Marshall was his first choice.

“Glad to hear it.” Augusta clicked the mouse and looked at her computer screen. “I’d better get back to work, too.”

Within seconds, I was working on my billing and filing. The time went by so quickly I hadn’t realized it was two thirty until Augusta knocked on my door frame.

“The ladies who called are here to see you. Do you want me to send them right in?”

I stood up and followed her out. “I’ll get them.”

Gertie and Trudy were facing the window and turned when they heard my footsteps. Their hairdos looked a bit different from the last time I saw them. Short silver curls with hints of blue. Perfectly styled. Same could be said for their identical outfits. It almost looked as if the two of them were standing at attention.

I rushed over immediately. “Hi! It’s nice to see you again. Can I get you some coffee or tea?”

Gertie shook her head. “No thanks. We’ll be eating soon and we don’t want to ruin our appetites. The Lillian has a marvelous master chef and tonight is tilapia night.”

“It’s always tilapia night, Gertie,” Trudy said. “They have that on the menu every night.”

Augusta, who had returned to her desk, sat bolt upright and gave me one of her unmistakable looks.

I turned the other way and ushered the sisters into my office. “Please, take a seat.”

There were two chairs in front of my desk, and I moved my chair to the right of the computer so it wouldn’t obstruct anyone’s view as we spoke. “So, tell me. What’s going on regarding the thefts? I understand that’s why you came to see me.”

“It is,” Gertie said. “It most certainly is. You show her the list, Trudy.”

Without wasting a second, Trudy opened a large floral handbag and took out a folded piece of paper and began to read it.

“Mildred Kirkenbaum, one spool of purple yarn, Emily Outstrader, two cans of tuna, Warren Bellis, one jar of olives. The green ones without those red things in them. Mabel Leech, one fountain pen and some paper clips, Norma O’Neil, a five-dollar bill, Sharon Smyth, a small clay jar she bought from the last clay club art show, and Clive Monroe, a box of tissues and his lifelong membership pin to the Elks.”

“Uh, is that it?”

Trudy nodded as she handed me the list. “As far as we know. And we’ve been asking. From the minute Mildred told us about the purple yarn.”

“What about you and your sister? Are any of your items missing?”

“Not that we know of,” Gertie said. “But sometimes you don’t know if something’s missing until you go to use it.”

I had to agree with her on that one. I’d spent entire afternoons looking for stupid things like razor blades, the extra packet of dental floss I swore I had, and my reward card for a local restaurant that I only frequented once in a while. Most of the time the items in question turned up days, weeks, or months later, in places I never expected. I wondered if the same could be said for the residents of the Lillian, but I didn’t want to sound as if I was dismissing the two sisters who had made a point of coming to our office.

“Is this the first time something like this has happened? Or the first time people felt it should be reported?”

Gertie and Trudy glanced at each other before Gertie spoke.

“The first time. We’re certain. Those residents, who happen to be friends of ours, have lived there much longer than my sister and me. That’s why we’re so concerned.”

I edged forward in my chair. “A theft is a theft no matter how small or valuable the item is, so why didn’t your friends report it to the management?”

“They didn’t want to get anyone in trouble,” Trudy said.

Gertie gave her sister a poke in the arm. “Tell her the real reason. Go on.”

Trudy started to fiddle with the strap on her handbag. “If we reported it, the manager would think the thief was one of the staff members. I mean, they have keys to our apartments in order to clean them and change the linens. Not to mention the regular maintenance. The staff members do all sorts of extra things for us like helping us put groceries away if we go shopping or move furniture around. Some of them even help residents with their hair if they have time. All of that will come to a stop if they get hauled in by the residence director.”

“My sister’s right,” Gertie said. “I wouldn’t go so far as to say the staff plays favorites, but those of us who remember them during the holidays or tip them once in a while get better attention, if you know what I mean.”

I bit my lip and waited for a second. “Is it possible these thefts were committed by another resident and not a staff member?”

The sisters shrugged simultaneously.

“Maybe, if someone was careless enough to leave their door open or unlocked. That happens sometimes. But the people we mentioned, the ones on the list, were all insistent they locked up whenever they left their apartments, even if they were only going down the hall to get their mail,” Gertie said. “And it isn’t as if any new residents have moved in lately. The last one was Florence Shiver, and she moved in at least nine months ago.”

“Well,” I said, “this is troubling. Look, as you know, I’m the office bookkeeper and accountant, not an investigator, but I would be willing to speak discreetly with your residence director, without letting on you were the ones who called me. I’d be doing this unofficially. As a friend. Would that be okay with you? For all we know, maybe the director is aware of something going on.”

“Do you have to show her the list of names?” Trudy asked.

I shook my head. “No. I’ll type up a list of the items and go from there. How does that sound?”

Gertie opened her handbag and took out a twenty-dollar bill. “We’re willing to pay you.”

I honestly felt as if I was about to blush. Talk about feeling uncomfortable. “No. No. Please put that away. It’s not necessary. I’ll get in touch with the management and I’ll let you know what I find out in a few days. Did you need me to call a taxi service for you?”

“Heavens no,” Gertie said. “We told our residence driver to pick us up in a half hour. His car is probably out front.”

Sure enough, a sleek white limo was parked a few feet from our entrance. I escorted the sisters to the door and reassured them I’d be in touch.

Trudy grabbed my arm and whispered, “There’s one more thing.”

Here it comes. Whatever it is, I can only imagine.

“Sharon Smyth is beside herself over that clay jar she bought. The woman was in tears.”

“I know for a fact the clay club is having another sale on June thirtieth,” I said. “That’s coming up pretty soon. She can always buy another jar.”

“That’s what we thought, too, dear, but Sharon was still distraught.”

Wait until she sees my mother’s creations. It’ll give a whole new meaning to the word “distraught.”

“Yes,” Gertie added, “you’d think that silly jar was worth a fortune the way that woman carried on. Wouldn’t you say so, Trudy?”

“I would. Indeed, I would. She’s still carrying on. And acting strangely, too. Refusing to go out on excursions like shows or shopping. If it keeps up, she’ll be a regular recluse. So, you see, it’s really important, Miss Kimball, that you find out who stole these items.”

“I’ll do my best.”

The two sisters, with their matching teal capris and polka-dotted blouses, went directly to their limo.

“So, what did you find out?” Augusta asked when they left.

“Not much. Sounds like the usual stuff that probably happens in college dorms and all sorts of residences where there’s a large population. Petty theft. I mean, if I were to add up all the stuff that was taken, it wouldn’t even equal twenty-five dollars, but that’s not the point. The residents are feeling very uncomfortable and one woman is taking it to the extreme.”

“Yeesh. So I guess that means you’ll be on the case, so to speak.”

“Not a case. A favor for two elderly sisters. I’ve got Saturday off. I’ll drop by the Lillian and have a word with their director. See what I can find out.”

“You’re a good soul, Phee. Just don’t get too deep in the mire. Makes it hard to wipe your boots.”

Just then the phone rang and Augusta grabbed it. I could hear her customary greeting of “Williams Investigations. How can I help you?” But instead of the usual banter that follows those calls, all I heard was, “Uh-oh. Okay. Okay, I will.”

I hesitated to return to my office. Something was off.

“What’s the matter, Augusta? What is it?”

“Looks like the mud you’re going to be wiping off your feet is waiting for you in Sun City West. That was Nate. I was right all along. It was a homicide the sheriff’s department was investigating. Some guy found dead in his garage.”

Suddenly the corned beef sandwich I had eaten for lunch wasn’t settling too well. “Not anyone I know?”

“I don’t think so, but Nate wants you to call your mother and go over to her house.”

“My mother? Why? What’s she got to do with this?”

“The guy they found was holding a piece of paper with two names on it. Your mother’s was one of them.”

“Oh my God! Did he say who the other one was?”

Augusta shook her head. “No. All he said was for you to call your mother and go directly to her house. If she’s not home, wait there for him.”

“And here I thought the worst thing I was going to deal with today was a bit of filching.”

I raced to my desk and dialed my mother. It was one of those quick frantic calls that I made without thinking things through.

“Mom! I’m glad you’re home. Are you alone?”

“No. Lucinda and Shirley are here. We’re having a cup of coffee. Why? What’s wrong?”

“I don’t have all the details, but I’m on my way over. Don’t go anywhere. In fact, tell Lucinda and Shirley to stay there until I get there. Or until Nate gets there.”

“Nate? Now I know something’s wrong. What? What is it? Is there a homicidal maniac in the neighborhood? Tell me. Tell me now!”

“Look, all I know is a man was found dead in his garage, and Nate wants to talk to you about it. I don’t even know the guy’s name.”

“Then why does your boss want to talk to me?”

“Um, uh, well, because the dead man was holding a piece of paper with your name on it.”

“What??? It said ‘Harriet Plunkett’? Hold on a second. Lucinda! Make sure the door’s locked. Shirley, close the shutters. Where’s my Streetman? Oh, there he is, under the coffee table. Phee, are you still on the line?”

“I haven’t gone anywhere, Mom, but I’m on my way over. I’m sure you have nothing to worry about. Have another cup of coffee with the ladies and try to relax.”

I hung up the phone before she got any more hysterical.

“I’m out the door, Augusta,” I shouted as I raced across the office. “I’ll call you later.”

All sorts of weird and disturbing thoughts crossed my mind as I made the half-hour drive to Sun City West from our office in Glendale. Thankfully the traffic was light. It wasn’t rush hour yet, with everyone leaving Phoenix for their bedroom communities.

When I pulled up to my mother’s house, Shirley’s Buick was parked in front and Nate’s car sat directly behind hers.

Good. Nate’s fielding the first blow.

“It’s me!” I shouted as I rang the bell.

My mother opened the front door slowly and then the security door.

“Hurry up and get inside.”

“Your house isn’t under siege. Calm down. Did Nate explain what’s going on?”

“Sure did, kiddo,” came a voice from the kitchen.

“Great. Because I have no idea what’s happening.”

By now, I was standing near the kitchen table. Nate, Shirley, and Lucinda were all seated with cups of coffee in front of them and a platter of Pepperidge Farm cookies that may or may not have come from the freezer. Streetman was under the table and poked his head out once to acknowledge my presence.

“Grab a chair, Phee.” My mother took her spot nearest the window. “This is a nightmare. A veritable nightmare.”

I looked at each of their faces and only Nate appeared calm and collected. Lucinda, who usually had that frazzled hair thing going for her, was even more disheveled, as if she had been pulling at her hair. Shirley looked as stylish as always, but I swore, even with her dark skin, she was pale. As for my mother, it was hard to say. The combination of drama and genuine fear made it impossible to tell how upset she really was.

“So, will someone please explain what’s going on? The only thing I know is a man was found dead holding a piece of paper with my mother’s name on it.”

Suddenly, Lucinda started gasping. “Not dead. He could have been murdered, for all we know. And your mother’s wasn’t the only name on that paper. Mine was there, too.”

Murdered. The word itself had an ominous sound. I stood up, took a coffee mug from the cabinet, and helped myself to what was left in the coffeemaker.

“Yeah. Um, that’s what Augusta thought.”

Nate rolled his eyes and choked back a laugh. “Sorry, it’s not funny, but lately Augusta’s become a wealth of information and innuendo. Here’s the real deal. First off, the news media will start out reporting a death. Then they’ll tell the public the sheriff’s department has evidence pointing to a potential homicide. In a day or so, the homicide will be verified. Law enforcement can’t give away too much information or it will compromise the investigation. You all understand that, right?”

A collective “uh-huh” followed and Nate went on. “So, what I’m about to tell you stays in this room. Let me be clear. The only reason I’m sharing this is because two of your names were found at an active crime scene. And your help is needed.”

Other than the sounds the dog was making from scratching himself under the table, no one made a noise, so Nate continued.

“Okay. The sheriff’s department got a call midmorning from someone at the clay club who said Quentin Dussler was supposed to teach a clay class at eight in the morning and hadn’t shown up. The caller was insistent something was wrong because Quentin wasn’t answering his home or cell phones. So, since this is a senior community, a deputy was sent over to Quentin’s house on Springdale Drive to do a welfare check. No one answered the door, but the garage door was off the ground by a few feet, so the deputy lifted it up and found the guy leaning back in a chair next to a potter’s wheel. Dead.”

“Why did they think it was a crime scene? Was he murdered?” Shirley asked. “Maybe he had a heart attack.”

Nate groaned. “Because people who have heart attacks aren’t usually found with large clay pots stuffed over their heads, waiting to dry. The clay was still moist in spots. The clay pot didn’t smother him. It was an after touch. He was probably smothered by a plastic bag first and then clay was globbed in his nose and mouth.”

Shirley fanned her neck with both hands. “Lordy! Lordy! That’s the worst way to die. Someone molding the breath out of you.”

“That is kind of gruesome,” I said, “in a medieval sort of way. And why did he have a piece of paper with Lucinda’s name and my mother’s on it?”

Nate took a sip of the coffee and reached for a cookie. “That’s what I’d like to know and that’s why I came over here. I was just about to ask your mother and Mrs. Espinoza when you arrived.”

I looked directly at my mother. “Is it because you’re in the clay club, Mom? Were you and Lucinda in his class and he had to contact you?”

“No. We took our introductory class at Beardsley Recreation Center weeks ago. Besides, Quentin only teaches, I mean, taught, the advanced classes—specialty glazing and throwing pottery on the wheel instead of simple molds. Lucinda and I are discovering the early stages of our talents.”

“I hate to say this, but you’re sounding more and more like Aunt Ina.”

“Hush.”

I had hit a nerve with my mother. My aunt Ina was still living the hippie dream. A regular artsy-fartsy throwback from Woodstock, but with one difference. Aunt Ina came with a financial portfolio that could rival Donald Trump’s. And that was due to her recent marriage to financier Louis Melinsky.

“Forget about Aunt Ina for a minute. Why would this Quentin guy have your names?”

“Oh Lordy!” Shirley said. “Was it a hit list?”

Lucinda all but exploded in her seat. “A hit list? My God, who’d want to kill us?”

Nate stretched his arms across the table, palms wide open. “Whoa! Slow down. No one said anything about a hit list. That wasn’t even on the radar. There coul. . .