Have Yourself a Beary Little Murder

Book 3: Teddy Bear Mystery

by Meg Macy

Genres: Amateur Sleuth; Cozy Mystery; Female Sleuths

Synopsis

This holiday season, teddy bear shop manager Sasha Silverman must solve the slaying of Santa Bear . . . Sasha and her sister Maddie are thrilled that the Silver Bear Shop and Factory has won the Teddy Bear Keepsake Contest, which means they get to produce a holiday specialty toy, a wizard bear named “Beary Potter.” Promising to be just as magical is Silver Hollow’s annual tree-lighting ceremony and village parade. Only one hitch: the parade’s mascot, Santa Bear—played by Mayor Cal Bloom—is missing. After a frantic search among the floats, Bloom is found dead. When the outfit is removed, it’s clear the mayor’s been electrocuted. Who zapped hizzoner and then stuffed him into his Santa Bear suit? While the police investigate the grisly crime, Sasha attempts to track down the murderer herself, with some help from the Guilty Pleasures Gossip Club. Can they wrap up this case in time for Christmas—or will Sasha meet her own shocking end? Praise for BEARLY DEPARTED “You’ll fall in love with this delightful debut mystery.” —Victoria Thompson, bestselling author of Murder in Morningside Heights “The first in a new series features a complex plot awash in red herrings, a perky heroine . . . and everything you ever wanted to know about teddy bears.” — Kirkus Reviews “The appealing, impulsive amateur sleuth, dedicated to the family business, will appeal to fans of character-driven cozies.” — Library Journal “Entertaining . . . inhabited by quirky, fully developed characters and good dogs and cats.” — Publishers Weekly

Release date: September 24, 2019

Publisher: Kensington

Print pages: 288

Sample

“Santa Bear, Santa Bear, we’re gonna see Santa Bear!”

The two kids’ singsong chant made me laugh. I noted how both the little girl and boy in matching red jackets and striped stocking hats hugged their well-worn teddy bears close. “All his elves will be there, too,” I said. “Have a wonderful time tonight!”

The Silver Hollow Annual Tree Lighting and Festival of Lights Parade was one of the highlights of the town’s holiday season. Two dozen slim artificial evergreen trees stood among the Village Green oaks, maples, ash, and elm trees, most bereft of their leaves. Several shops had decorated the festive trees. Mary’s Flower Shop used silk poinsettias, while Fresh Grounds hung huge inedible cookies on theirs. We’d ordered silver-sequined plastic teddy bears for our Silver Bear Shop & Factory tree. I had a devil of a time fastening the oversized bears between the white light strands and blue velvet ribbon bows.

The parents, who flanked their kids, herded them toward the big red tent on the lawn past the courthouse. “Merry Christmas,” the mother said. “Have fun tonight.”

“Same to you. Stay warm!”

I shivered in the cold breeze, which swept over the crowd swarming on Roosevelt Street. A decent crowd for almost midweek, too. Dusk would come soon, although the village clock had only struck four fifteen. The early December sun had been veiled behind a bank of gray clouds for most of the day. I’d left Aunt Eve in charge of the Silver Bear Shop, which remained open due to the crowd coming to see the tree lighting and village parade. People from all around Southeast Michigan came in to take advantage of last-minute Christmas shopping.

My mother was talked into taking over the event’s committee chair job a month ago, a huge commitment. Dad and I had helped with half a dozen projects to prepare for the event, but that didn’t take a load off Mom’s stress level. Everyone in my family noticed how cranky she’d been lately. That was bound to end after today. We hoped.

I stopped to chat with my cousin Matt and his adorable girls, standing with other friends who’d brought their kids for the parade. Family groups planted chairs and blankets at the street’s curb alongside the hotel, the courthouse, and the Village Green. They had a hard time corralling their excited children. One little boy dropped a bag of marbles, which rolled every which way. Cara and Celia joined in grabbing them up, laughing and giggling.

“I want to keep this one—”

“No, Celia, they’re Tommy’s marbles,” Matt said. “Give it back.”

One woman hailed me. “Ms. Silverman? We bought my son a teddy bear for his birthday at your shop. Back in September. My husband didn’t realize that Sawyer left it outside in the backyard. Unfortunately, when he mowed the lawn, he didn’t see the bear.”

“No problem! Bring it in any time. If we can’t repair it, we’ll replace it.”

“Thank you so much.”

“We guarantee our bears, whether they’ve been torn up by dogs, cats, or even a gator. Yes, one little girl on vacation in Florida left hers on the lanai of their rental condo. Needless to say, the alligator may have thought it was a tasty snack.”

“Oh, my. A friend of mine bought a bear, not one of yours, and her son was playing hide and seek. He put his wet bear in the oven, hoping it would dry. I guess she didn’t realize it when she started making cookies and preheated the oven.”

I nodded. “Oh, yes, we’ve seen it all. Every week we receive a bear or two that needs a ‘hospital visit.’ We don’t mind repairing any of our bears.”

“Do you offer a teddy bear clinic?” the woman asked. “To help kids get over their fear of visiting the doctor or a hospital, I mean.”

“No, but it’s a great idea,” I said. “I’ll have to consult our calendar and add that to our events next spring. Have a wonderful time at the parade.”

They headed off toward Main Street. I spied Emily Abbott, whose long black hair, streaked with red and green, looked festive compared to her Goth-style makeup, leather pants, and a matching jacket studded with chains and zippers. Lace mitts covered her hands but left her black-gelled nails sharpened to points in full display. She had to be cold, though, given the way she jumped up and down to get warm. Her cheeks were reddened from the wind, too.

“Hey, Sasha!” She weaved her way through a group of teens to join me. “Congrats on winning that Teddy Bear Keepsake contest last month. Your aunt was telling me about how your shop’s been entering, like, forever, but never won before.”

I had to laugh. “Aunt Eve exaggerated. We only submitted for five years, but yes. We’re thrilled that our Beary Potter Keepsake wizard bear was chosen. It’s such an honor.”

“Beary Potter? That’s so cool!”

“We’re using ‘The Magic of Christmas’ for our promotion,” I explained with a smile. “It’s a special six-inch tan bear wearing a black robe, a maroon and gold scarf, plus those round glasses. And of course, he’ll carry a wand.”

“I can’t wait to buy one.”

“We sent off the first five hundred,” I said, “but the orders keep pouring in. The cutoff date is this Saturday, so make sure you order one. We’ll be swamped getting them produced before the Holiday Open House. I hear you’re working a part-time holiday job.”

“At the Magpie’s Nest, yeah,” Emily said with pride. “I’d better run or I’ll be late. I’m covering the shop while Maggie rides her float in the parade tonight. She told me five o’clock, but I wanted to get there early due to the crowds.”

“Great seeing you. I’m heading over to check on our float now.”

We parted ways, Emily scurrying toward Main Street while I race-walked up Kermit, past Ham Heaven, the Silver Scoop Ice Cream Shoppe—closed for winter—and the Pretty in Pink bakery. The Quick Mix Factory loomed ahead, with its triple towers and boxy building. The floats had yet to line up in order in the huge parking lot. Amy Evans, who usually ran the village events, had been called out of town on a family emergency; her mom required extensive care, so Mayor Bloom urged my mother to take over the job. All the councilmen and business owners in Silver Hollow had been relieved.

I had to admit Mom had a flair for organization. After a lengthy committee meeting to introduce herself and check on progress, she’d accelerated plans and encouraged progress. Everything was now on track for a huge success.

A crowd of teens, dressed as elves in felt hats, green shirts, and patterned red pajama pants played hacky sack, joked, and laughed around Santa Bear’s elaborate plush red sleigh. Its gold-painted runners sparkled even without the lights turned on; black leather straps held the sleigh in place on a trailer covered with cotton batting to resemble snow. The eight fiberglass reindeer, however, had yet to be installed on the curving track ahead of the sleigh. Several men swarmed around the float, including the newly re-elected mayor, Cal Bloom.

A sudden boom startled me, followed by a flare of bright fireworks that lit up the sky over the nearby residential streets. “Kids today,” the mayor complained. “Why do they have to set off those big shells?”

One worker snorted his displeasure. “Ever since the governor passed that law, they shoot them off whenever they can. No matter how expensive.”

“I know, I know. It’s all about money.” Bloom’s booming voice echoed in my ears as well. “Legislators don’t give a fig if the rowdies disturb the peace. I swear it’s a scheme to fill state coffers. And the noise doesn’t help traumatized vets like poor Jack Cullen.”

“Don’t forget the poor dogs,” I said under my breath.

The New Year’s Eve and Fourth of July fireworks took place at the village park, close enough for Rosie to wear her special Velcro shirt. It helped a little to calm her nerves, but I still had to crate her. My sister’s cat always hid under the basement stairs. Both Maddie and I had been so busy lately, we’d been neglecting our pets. Onyx had been leaving little “presents” in my sister’s closet to express her disapproval.

At least Rosie had the decency to do her business outside.

“Looks like you’re having trouble getting the float ready. Never had trouble before.” Cal Bloom glared at the youngest worker, who ignored him. “That row of lights is crooked—”

My mother suddenly materialized and grabbed the mayor’s arm. “Now, Cal, let them do their work in peace. Help me and Sasha rearrange things over here.” She tugged him toward our Silver Bears in Toyland float. “Look at these, all stuffed in willy-nilly. The kids won’t see the silver bears at all unless we put them in the forefront.”

Cal nodded. “Sure, sure. I don’t mind helping.”

“And then you can head off to get into your Santa Bear costume. It wouldn’t do for the parade mascot to be late! Sasha, what is it?”

I gestured to the glittery cotton batting that covered the trailer around the huge toy box. “We should have replaced all this last year. It’s dingy, to say the least.”

Mom nodded. “Too late now, but I’ll have your father take care of it for next year.”

I grabbed a large brown bear and wedged it between two small dolls. Mom rearranged him to dangle out of the toy box, whose curving canopy was outlined with white miniature lights. Mr. Silver, our biggest bear, sat on the float’s edge beside the box. Dad had also added newer details this year, including red and white candy canes, green lollipops, and small evergreen trees frosted with artificial snow. We’d kept the old white bear-shaped sign at the back. Red letters spelled out our shop’s name, although Maddie had repainted it last week.

“Judith! There you are,” Barbara Davison said, hurrying over to our float. “I need—Oh, Cal, it’s good to see you. How’s Alison?”

The mayor shrugged. “Fine, fine. I hardly ever see my wife, even though I bought her all new furniture to make her happy. She’s always too busy taking care of her mother.”

“I don’t know why. Silver Birches has a sterling reputation for care, and Alison ought to trust them. Both my parents were far better off there than at home.”

Barbara was Mom’s closest friend in town, and lived in the house that matched our shop prior to all the renovations my father did. She resembled Martha Stewart, with a quiet demeanor, blond pageboy hairstyle, and an easy smile. She always wore designer clothing. The wool Burberry coat with its cashmere checkered scarf must have set her back a cool thousand. Barbara turned to Mom, looking concerned.

“Can you please check my niece’s float? I don’t know what she was thinking, really. Her shop is so new, after all. She ought to have spent more time and effort to make it look halfway presentable. Cissy always did a wonderful float.”

“I thought Maggie was going to use the same one with a new sign.”

“My daughter called this morning and said Maggie ripped everything off and redid the whole thing. It’s a mess.” Barbara shook her head. “See if you can talk to her.”

Mom didn’t look pleased at that, however. Could it be that bad? I was tempted to give an opinion, but figured they’d ignore it. Maggie Davison had taken over Cissy’s Time Turner shop and transformed it into the Magpie’s Nest, which displayed collectibles and unique items for restaurant décor; she’d kept most of Cissy’s vintage items to sell, however. That seemed decent of her. Maggie was a free spirit, the exact opposite of her meticulous cousin. Cissy had planned her Valentine’s Day wedding down to the minute, and it was no doubt costing a fortune.

I walked faster, passing the Winter Wonderland float sponsored by Bloom’s Funeral Home, with fake deer, an ice pond, and evergreen trees dusted with glittering snowflakes. The local coffee shop and bakery, Fresh Grounds, had a fabulously decorated gingerbread house and a huge coffee cup on their float. Wendy Clark, glue gun in hand, attached the last few gumdrops on the huge Gingerbread House float. The local bank’s float held a working carousel. Each brightly painted horse or zoo animal had big red bows around their necks, and lights looped between them and around the top.

Two men checked the wires and started it spinning. “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas,” sung by Burl Ives, rang in the air while the carousel animals jogged up and down for several minutes. Another man unplugged it.

“Works now.”

“Yeah, must have been that loose wire at the top . . .”

I walked on, wondering why Cissy would care about Maggie’s float. “You’d think she’d be too busy planning the wedding,” I said aloud, although no one was close by to hear me.

I’d visited the Magpie’s Nest shop on its opening day, a week after Halloween, and was amazed at the visual feast for the eyes. The shelves and tables displayed hand-painted folk art, copper molds and other vintage kitchen utensils, old typewriters, horseshoes and duck decoys, old suitcases, clocks, tools, piggy banks, shutters, mechanical toys, and metal animals of all kinds. Anyone who hated clutter would loathe stepping beyond the threshold.

Like Cissy. Not that the Time Turner shop had ever been perfect. She’d displayed her items haphazardly as well, although her jewelry counters had been neat. I caught sight of Cissy haranguing her cousin Maggie, whose wild corkscrew red hair blew around her face.

“That’s a royal mess! You wouldn’t dare put that thing in the parade—”

“My float is totally moxie. And it’s all mine, so buzz off.”

Gus Antonini, Cissy’s fiancé, muscled his way toward the two women. “Aw, come on, Maggie. At least take off that big Grinch.”

“No. It’s staying, along with everything else.”

I stopped cold after spying Maggie’s float, with its manger scene, palm trees, camels, and a winged Santa pig. An angel blowing a trumpet looked puny beside the huge, furry Grinch in his red and white suit. A white Christmas tree with multicolor oversized bulbs stood beside the green figure. More bulbs crisscrossed overhead in a latticework frame that topped the float. Gnomes painted red and green lined the float’s edge, too.

“Come on, Cissy. Forget it, Maggie’s being stubborn.” Gus pulled his fiancée away despite her protests. “Everyone’s gonna think it’s the ugliest thing on the planet.”

“Whatev,” Maggie called out. “I don’t care what you or anyone thinks!”

No wonder Barbara Davison was worried. I loved the Grinch, and thought the float had an eclectic, wacky charm. Wendy Clark must have agreed, along with several friends, because they joined Maggie’s infectious enthusiasm and pointed out particular details.

“That pig rocks!”

“Hilarious, Mags,” someone else called out.

I walked back to the Silver Bear Shop’s float. I focused my brain on finding more staff to hire in order to produce the Beary Potter Keepsake wizard bear along with our regular orders, plus manage holiday tours for school, church, and senior groups. My sister and I had reserved a sales table at the Bear-zaar, too. All that, while my new flame, Jay Kirby, taught woodcarving up north. I hadn’t seen him since Thanksgiving. We called often, but that didn’t relieve the ache of missing him.

I stopped short after bumping hard into someone in a puffy down coat and thick scarf. “Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. My mind’s wandering, I guess.”

“No, no, Sasha. Don’t be. I shouldn’t have been standing in the way.” Leah Richardson continued to apologize, although it really had been my fault. Her brown hair, overlarge nose, and huge blue eyes reminded me of a scared mouse, but a brassy laugh made up for that. “I doubt if your mom knew how much work taking over the parade job would be. I’ve helped Amy Evans for the past two years, and I doubt she’ll do it next year.”

“So you’re taking over for her?”

“Bite your tongue!” We both laughed and walked the last few feet to the Silver Bears in Toyland float. Leah mimicked tipping a glass. “I’m celebrating after tonight.”

“Not with the Bear-zaar coming up this Saturday,” Cal Bloom said heartily. “I asked Dave to handle concessions, and he said you’d help. Didn’t he tell you?”

“No. He came down sick, and we’re hoping it’s not the flu.”

“It’s only Wednesday. He’s bound to recover by the weekend.”

Leah’s dismay was evident. “We’ll see.”

“The pastor’s wife couldn’t get anyone else to cover the kitchen, so I volunteered you two. No one else wants to work at a hot stove with all that sauerkraut and grilled sausage. Last year I almost passed out from the heat. That’s why I talked Dave into it.”

I noted Leah’s sour look after the mayor turned back to speak with Mom and Barbara. “Oh, brother. Christmas comes early for you.” I moved a hidden bear to a more prominent spot, and Leah plucked another to a better position on the float.

“Yeah. We can’t catch a break.” She lowered her voice. “Dave’s family resents him for being such a rebel, not working at the orchard. And Cal always sticks us with thankless jobs. He’ll expect us both to be there Saturday. It won’t matter if Dave is half-dead.”

I felt bad for her, watching her scurry away. It was true nobody wanted to work under an old overhead fan in the church basement’s cramped kitchen. Poor Leah—and poor Dave, if he was sick. He’d probably end up working no matter how bad he felt. Whenever the mayor snapped his fingers, the Richardsons always answered the call. I hoped Dave would stay in bed, though, rather than spread his germs to everyone at the Bear-zaar.

The pastor’s wife couldn’t find anyone to take Holly Parker’s place as Santa Claus’s main elf at the event, either, but she’d talked Sherry Martinez into portraying Mrs. Claus. My dad wasn’t looking forward to that. Sherry always looked as if she’d bit into a sour pickle. But as the church’s Women’s Circle leader, she seemed the best choice to play the role.

“Too bad you missed the last council meeting, Judith,” the mayor was saying. “We sure had fireworks a week ago. You wouldn’t believe—”

I tuned his booming voice out while he relayed the back-and-forth arguments over budget adjustments, the last millage vote that barely passed, and the discussion of opening Theodore Lane at Main Street for better traffic flow.

“I’m all for it,” Barbara Davison said, “and I’m sure the other residents on the street feel the same. With the tea room in the former bed and breakfast, and the teddy bear shop, it’s hard some days to get out of my driveway. I wasn’t able to pick up my grandsons from school the other day, can you believe it?”

Mom straightened a strand of lights on our float and then stood back to survey the result. “We really need the street opened, especially now that Flambé built a new restaurant, and my daughter’s using their old building for her graphics studio. You’ve got to convince the council to take action, Cal. Soon.”

“I know, ladies, I’m fully aware. We’ll get it passed next meeting. I wish Tony Crocker would give up protesting the election results.” The mayor waved a hand. “Can I help it if I won in a landslide? I’m not the only one who wonders what’s eating him.”

“It’s not like he had a chance of winning anyway,” Barbara said. “He didn’t promote himself. That poor girl Holly Parker got more votes than he did, and that’s not counting the absentee votes. I could see if someone well known, like Tom Richardson, had been running for mayor in the election. But few people know Tony Crocker.”

“And he’s never bothered to attend any council meetings,” Mom added. “And he never volunteers to help at village events, either, from what I heard.”

“I don’t even know why he wanted to be a candidate. Do you, Cal?”

“Can’t say as I do, although I have heard he thought the job paid a lot more than four thousand dollars a year. Which I never accepted,” the mayor said with pride. “I take a dollar and give back the rest. Sure, the dental plan is a nice perk of the job. That more than pays me for my time. But people around here have been saying Crocker’s a poor sport—”

“You’re the one spreading that gossip around,” someone barked from behind the mayor’s bulky figure. Tony Crocker, in fact, thin for a man around six foot two, with a John Deere cap on his gray hair, who always wore flannel shirts, jeans, and sturdy, mud-caked work boots. “Go on, admit it! It’s not enough that you won the election. You strut around like a puffed-up bantam showing off to a flock of hens. I’m gonna demand a recount.”

“Do you realize how much that would cost the village?” Mom asked, hands on her hips.

“I don’t care. People were rooked into voting for this clown again. We need new blood in town, and it’s too bad voters didn’t realize that. No, they fell back on what’s familiar and boring. Same old, same old.”

Barbara Davison pushed forward. “You had your chance and lost the election, fair and square. Go home to your farm and stop pouting like a child.”

“Pouting, eh? I want to see the ballots for myself. How would anyone know if the whole thing wasn’t rigged from the start!”

“We can arrange that, if you insist,” Mom said coolly, “but you’ll have to pay for it. The village shouldn’t be expected to foot that bill.”

Tony Crocker snorted. “Think you’re high and mighty, you and Alex Silverman. Ever since you moved here—”

“My great grandfather was born in Silver Hollow,” I interrupted.

“Nobody asked you!”

“How dare you speak to my daughter that way?” My mother stabbed him in the chest with her index finger. “The Silvermans have been around as long as the Richardsons. But that doesn’t matter. The residents didn’t vote for you. End of story.”

“Cal Bloom is your puppet. Not for long, though. Not for long.”

Crocker stalked off down the line of floats, grumbling aloud.

“What was that supposed to mean?” Mom glanced around at us all. “Did that sound like a threat to you, Cal?”

“He’s blowing smoke, as usual,” the mayor said. “Don’t worry about him. Poor sport, like they’re all saying. And I didn’t start that, no matter what Crocker thinks. You ladies get on with your work. Time to get into my mascot costume. It’s a real bear to put on.”

Barbara and my mother laughed at his deliberate pun, but I forced a smile. “If you need any help, Mayor Bloom, we could find someone.”

“No, no, Sasha. I can manage.”

Cal Bloom lumbered off, smiling and stopping to chat with other villagers who wanted to congratulate him on his re-election. I turned back to Mom, who was once more trying to calm Barbara Davison about the Magpie’s Nest float. Her quick defense had surprised me. I had to wonder why, but she pushed a white bear in my arms.

“Put that somewhere on the float. I’m sorry, Barbara, but the shop owners pay a fee to participate in the parade. The money goes into the village’s events fund. We really don’t have any say about how they design their floats.”

“If only Maggie would listen to me,” Barbara said mournfully. “Maybe she would if you suggest a few ideas about rearranging things.”

I stuffed the white bear in between Batman and Spider-man figures in the toy box, fixed the looped rows of white lights along the float’s platform, and then walked around to the other side. A clown had fallen onto the cotton batting. I retrieved it and stuck it back in the box.

“Go get yourself a hot cider, Barbara,” Mom said. “You’re shivering, poor thing.”

She rewound the scarf around her neck. “It’s supposed to snow, and that cold wind isn’t helping matters. I hope . . .