False Value

Book 8: Rivers of London

by Ben Aaronovitch

Genres: Contemporary Fantasy; Urban Fantasy; Police Procedurals

Synopsis

A brand-new novel in the bestselling RIVERS OF LONDON series!

Peter Grant is facing fatherhood, and an uncertain future, with equal amounts of panic and enthusiasm. Rather than sit around, he takes a job with émigré Silicon Valley tech genius Terrence Skinner's brand new London start up - the Serious Cybernetics Company.

Drawn into the orbit of Old Street's famous 'silicon roundabout', Peter must learn how to blend in with people who are both civilians and geekier than he is. Compared to his last job, Peter thinks it should be a doddle. But magic is not finished with Mama Grant's favourite son.

Because Terrence Skinner has a secret hidden in the bowels of the SCC. A technology that stretches back to Ada Lovelace and Charles Babbage, and forward to the future of artificial intelligence. A secret that is just as magical as it technological - and just as dangerous.

Release date: February 25, 2020

Publisher: DAW

Print pages: 304

Sample

1

January: Some Swans are White



My final interview at the Serious Cybernetics Corporation was with the company's head of security himself-Tyrel Johnson. Mid-fifties, one of those big men who by dint of clean living and regular exercise have failed to go to fat and instead compacted down to the tensile strength of teak. Light skinned, with short gray hair and dressed in a bespoke navy pinstripe suit with a lemon cotton shirt and no tie.



Since everybody else in the building dressed in varying degrees of slacker-casual, wearing a suit made a statement-I was glad I'd worn mine.



Judging by the pastel-colored walls, the spindly stainless steel furniture and the words Ask me about my poetry painted along one wall in MS Comic Sans, I was guessing that Mr. Johnson hadn't decorated his office himself.



I was stuck on the low-slung banana yellow sofa while he was perched on the edge of his desk-arms folded. Working without notes, I noticed.



"Peter Grant." He spoke with a West Indian accent, apparently Trinidadian although I can't tell them apart. "Twenty-eight years old, Londoner, plenty of GCSEs, three C grade A levels but you didn't go on to further education, worked for Tesco, a couple of small retailers, something called Spinnaker Office Services-what was that?"



"Office cleaning."



"So you know your way around a mop?" He smiled.



"Unfortunately," I said, manfully resisting the urge to add "sir" to the end of every sentence. Tyrel Johnson had stopped being a copper the year I was born, but obviously there were some things that never leave you.



I realized that I might have to come to terms with that myself.



"Two years as a PCSO . . . then you joined the Metropolitan Police and managed a whole six years before leaving." He nodded as if this made perfect sense to him-I wish it did to me.



"Following probation you went into Specialist, Organized and Economic Crime Command," said Johnson. "Doing what exactly?"



It had been agreed that it would be counterproductive all round if I was to mention the Special Assessment Unit, otherwise known as "The Folly," also known as "Oh God, not them." That there was a section of the Met that dealt with weird shit was quite widely known within the police; that it had officers who were trained in magic was not exactly a secret, but definitely something nobody wanted to talk about. Especially at a job interview.



"Operation Fairground," I said.



"Never heard of it."



"Nigerian counterfeiting gangs."



"Undercover?"



"No," I said. "Interviews, statements, follow-ups-you know-leg work."



"Why don't we just get down to the main event?" said Johnson. "Why did you leave the police?"



Being ex-job, Johnson was bound to still have contacts in the Met-he would have checked my name out as soon as my CV was shortlisted. Still, the fact that I was even having this interview indicated that he didn't know everything.



"There was a death in custody," I said. "I was put on suspension."



He leaned forward slightly for emphasis.



"Tell me, son," he said. "Were you responsible?"



I looked him in the eyes.



"I should have seen it coming, and I didn't act fast enough to stop it," I said-it's so much easier to lie when you're telling the truth.



He nodded.



"There always has to be someone to blame," he said. "You didn't try and stick it out?"



"I was encouraged to move on," I said. "Somebody had to go, but they didn't want a fuss." I didn't say who "they" were, but that didn't seem to bother Johnson, who nodded sagely.



"What do you think about computers?" he asked, showing that the interview trick of suddenly changing the subject was also something that never leaves you when you exit the Job.



It's always "the Job," with a capital letter, as if once you're in it you can't imagine doing anything else.



Just be yourself, Beverley had said when I was dressing that morning.



"I once played Red Dead Redemption for twenty-four hours solid," I said.



Johnson's eyes narrowed, but there was amusement in the set of his mouth. It faded a little.



"I'll be honest with you, son. All things being equal you'd normally be a bit overqualified for this job," he said. "But I have a problem."



"Sir?" I tried to keep an expression of bland interest on my face.



"Someone in the workforce is up to no good," he said, and I relaxed. "I can feel them scuttling around like a rat. I don't have the time to chase them so I what I need is a rat-catcher, someone I can trust to do the job properly."



"I worked Oxford Street," I said. "Rat-catching's my specialty."



"Yes," he said slowly. "You'll do-when can you start?"



"Right now," I said.



"Chance would be a fine thing," said Johnson. "We have to navigate you through HR first, so Monday will be fine. Nice and early."



He straightened up off his desk and I jumped to my feet. He held out his hand-it was like shaking hands with a tree.



"Just so we're clear," he said, not letting go of my hand. "No matter what anyone else thinks-including the Uber-hobbit himself-you work for me and only me. Understand?"



"Yes, sir," I said.



"Good," he said and walked me out of the building.





Johnson had made a point of calling the human resources department ÒHRÓ rather than its official internal company name, the Magrathean Ape-Descended Life Form Utilization Service, just as he called the department I had just joined ÒSecurityÓ rather than the Vogon Enforcement Arm.



That, and the fact that employees were officially referred to as "mice," didn't stop the Magrathean Ape-Descended Life Form Utilization Service sending me a twelve-page contract by e-mail and snail-mail and a non-disclosure agreement that was worse than the Official Secrets Act. My mum warned me that the company didn't have a very good reputation among cleaning staff.



"Den hat for deal witt ein den nor dae pay betteh," she told me.



Den nor dae pay betteh, was Mum-speak for below minimum wage.



My mum also wanted to know whether I was attending pre-natal classes with Beverley and making sure she ate properly. Eating properly by Mum's definition meant Beverley consuming her own weight in rice every day so I lied and said she was. When I asked Beverley about any cravings, she told me not so far.



"I can pretend," she said just after Christmas. "If it makes you feel better."



Beverley Brook lived south of Wimbledon Common, in both sides of a semi on, appropriately enough, Beverley Avenue. The walls between the two halves had been knocked through and the rooms converted, but you could still feel the ghosts of the right-hand kitchen in the way the floor texture changed under your feet when you moved around the master bedroom's en suite bathroom. There had been a few changes since I moved in permanently, mostly involving storage space and encouraging Beverley to use it for her clothes-with mixed results.



We slept on the ground floor because Beverley was the goddess of the river Beverley Brook, which ran along the bottom of her garden, and she liked to have swift access to her watercourse in times of need.



Beverley was five months gone by then-an event marked by her borrowing a slightly larger wetsuit from one of her sisters to accommodate the bump. She'd also taken to working on her dissertation, "The Environmental Benefits of Waterway Reversion," while sitting in a straight-backed chair at the kitchen table.



That evening I sat at the other end and went through the contract, most of which seemed to be concerned with detailing the many and varied ways the Serious Cybernetics Corporation could fire me without compensation. It was hard work, and I kept on being distracted by the beauty of Beverley's eyes as they flicked from laptop screen to notebook, and her slim brown fingers as they held a highlighter pen poised over the textbooks open in front of her.



"What?" she asked, looking up at me.



"Nothing," I said.



"Okay," she said, and I watched as she bent to check something in one of the books and her locks fell over her shoulders to reveal the smooth curve of the back of her neck.



"Stop staring at me," said Beverley without looking up. "And get on with your contract."



I sighed and went back to decrypting the fact that not only was I to be on a twelve-month probation, but that the management reserved the right to extend that probation indefinitely if I failed to meet a series of loosely defined performance criteria. It was all very depressing, and borderline legal, but it wasn't as if I had any choice.



I hadn't had a job, as opposed to "the Job," for over eight years. The last being a stint stacking shelves in the Stockwell Kwiksave which had ended when the company went bust. The best that can be said about shelf stacking is that it's not working as a cleaner.



I signed the contract in the indicated boxes and stuck it back in the envelope provided.





Parking being what it was around Old Street roundabout, there was no way I was going to drive from BevÕs. Instead I got the 57 from Holland Avenue and hit the Northern Line at South Wimbledon, where I squeezed myself into an imaginary gap between two large white men. A morning commute on the Northern Line is frequently grim but that morning the atmosphere was strange and I swear I felt a tingle of vestigium. Nothing professionally worrying, just a whiff of glitter and stardust. A middle-aged woman a couple of armpits down the carriage from me said, ÒItÕs a god-awful small affair,Ó and burst into tears. As the train pulled out I thought I heard a manÕs voice say, ÒTo the girl with the mousy hair,Ó but the noise of the train drowned it out. By the time we got to Colliers Wood, nobody was singing but IÕd picked up enough of a nearby conversation to learn that David Bowie was dead.



In case I hadn't twigged that the Man Who Fell to Earth was brown bread, the newly mounted poster facing out through the glass windows of the SCC's main entrance, and the teenaged intern handing out black armbands to all the arriving mice, would have been a clue.



The poster was of Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust phase with a red lightning bolt running across his face, and had been placed just under the large friendly letters that spelt out Don't Panic across the window.



At no point did anyone suggest that wearing an armband was compulsory, but I noticed that none of the mice, not even the ones in death metal sweatshirts, refused one.



The Serious Cybernetics Corporation's atrium was fitted with a line of card-activated entrance gates. Unlike most corporate offices, the barriers here were head-high and made of bullet-resistant Perspex-a level of security I'd only ever seen at New Scotland Yard and the Empress State Building. Every mouse had an RFID chip built into their brightly colored ID card and had to tap in at the barrier. Three whole paragraphs of my employment contract detailed exactly what penalties I would suffer should I lose or allow someone else to use my card. Since I hadn't actually received one yet, I dutifully reported to the long bright blue reception desk, where a young and incredibly skinny white woman with an Eastern European accent smiled at me and handed me my brand new ID card and lanyard.



Then she handed me a towel.



It was a fluffy orange bathroom towel.



"What's this?" I asked.



"It's your first day towel," said the receptionist. "You wrap it around your head."



"You're joking?"



"It shows you're a newbie," she said. "Then everyone will know to be friendly."



I gave the towel a cautious sniff-it was clean and fluffy and smelled of fabric conditioner.



"Can I keep the towel afterward?"



"Of course."



I wrapped the towel around my head and fastened it like a turban.



"How do I look?"



The receptionist nodded her head.



"Very nice," she said.



I asked how long I was supposed to keep it on, and she told me the whole first day.



"Well, at least it will muffle the tracking device," I said, but that just got me a blank look.



Past the barriers was a short corridor with two sets of lifts on the left and access to the main stairwell on the right. Beyond them it widened out into an open atrium four stories high. This, I'd been told by Johnson, was the Cage where the mice could hang out, mingle and chill. You could hear the air quotes around "chill" when he said it.



From the point of view of us Vogons it was also home to the storage lockers where everyone, including me, was supposed to stash any outside electronic devices while at work. The lockers were the standard metal cubes with electronic locks keyed to the RFID in our ID cards. The doors were randomly painted as a single square of one of the colors of the rainbow, with a number stenciled on in white or black-whichever contrasted best. You were not supposed to have a personal locker, but instead pick the first one available. Because the lock was keyed to your ID card, the locker sprang open automatically when you left the building. Long-term storage was forbidden.



Now, personally, if I was managing a building full of poorly socialized technophiliacs I would have gone for personal lockers and mechanical locks. When I asked Johnson about this, he said he'd made that very same suggestion his second week on the job, but management said no.



Any employee could check out a flip phone for use within the building. These were simple digital mobile phones which were restricted to internal calls only. They were officially called babelphones-all calls to and from the outside were routed through the company switchboard and logged. But the majority of the mice didn't bother, because they spent most of their working hours logged into the company intranet-where they were much easier to contact.



The rest of the Cage was painted in bright pastel blues, oranges and pinks and was arrayed with tables, blobby sofas, beanbags and a table tennis table. Vending machines lined the walls and there was a genuine human-sized hamster wheel in one corner, with a bright blue cable leading to an enormous plasma screen TV. Apart from a couple of guys who'd obviously pulled an all-nighter and then crashed on the sofas, the mice ignored the delights of the Cage and headed for their work assignments with the same grim determination as commuters on Waterloo Bridge.