Eat Slay Love

Book 3: Living with the Dead

by Jesse Petersen

Genres: Contemporary Fantasy; Fantasy Romance; General Fiction

Synopsis

Sarah and David have survived the zombie apocalypse. They stood side by side and fought mad scientists, the undead, and even bionic monsters . . . until the unthinkable happened. A zombie bite. But not even that could stop them.

Now, with a possible cure in hand, they're headed east, looking for a safe zone behind the rumored "Wall." They're feeling pretty optimistic. That is, until Dave stops sleeping and starts lifting huge objects.

Eat. Slay. Love. Because they haven't got a prayer.

Release date: July 1, 2011

Publisher: Orbit

Print pages: 288

Sample

Have you ever felt like you were on a treadmill, but no matter how fast or far you ran, you never dropped those pesky last
fifteen pounds? Yeah, welcome to my life. Only I’m not trying to lose weight (okay, I’m a girl, I’m always trying to lose weight); I’m trying to lose the slobbering, moaning, growling group of mindless zombies that always seems
to be on my ass.


Every time I look back over my shoulder, it seems like they’re right there. Their feet pound on the pavement, their clawing
fingers (complete with long, dirty, dead-person fingernails—um, manicure, people!!) reach for me, trying to give me one scratch, one bite, one nick that spells certain death… er, living death… for
me.


They never stop. And so I never stop. I just run and run and run…


“Sarah?”

With horror-movie slowness, I turned and there was David, my husband, my partner in crime and in fighting for our lives. He smiled at me, but it didn’t comfort me because as his lips pulled back I saw that his gums were black. His
teeth were beginning to rot. His eyes were red rimmed and focused on one thing. Eating me.


And not in the porn-movie way.


“Stop running,” he said, his voice garbled with infection and transition as he reached for me.

I sucked in a breath and sat up, but as I did so, my forehead collided with something. Something metal that I smacked into
hard enough to make my vision blur.


“Son of a—!” I grunted as I reached up to touch my head.

Already the knot of a bruise started to throb just under the skin. Slowly, I opened my eyes and looked around. As my sight
cleared, I willed my heart to slow down because I was safe. There were no zombies near me. No reaching hands, no frigid breaths,
no clawing fingers straining to tear and pull at flesh. Just a dim room filled with dusty gym equipment, including the treadmill
I had apparently fallen asleep on.


“I knew I was on a treadmill,” I muttered as I ducked my pounding head from under the bar of the machine and pushed to my feet.


“Did you say something?”

It was David’s voice coming from the other room. Not garbled by infection, though. Just plain old David. I smiled as I moved
through the entryway to a weight room. The lack of power made the other equipment in the gym useless except as a very uncomfortable
bed, but the weight sets still did their job. No juice required.


“Nope, just dreaming,” I said. After a hesitation, I added, “Nightmaring, I guess, is a better description.”

I tilted my head as Dave braced himself on the weight bench and pressed a bar filled with weight plates… a lot of weight plates… over his head.


“Need a spotter?” I asked as I stepped closer.

“Nope,” he grunted. “I got it.”

Dave’s face was red with strain and sweat rolled down his cheeks to drip on the dusty mat below him. He wasn’t wearing a shirt
and even more sweat collected on the muscles of his chest. Yeah, you read that right. My once-unemployed, gamer husband with
the little beer belly now had ripples of muscle on his chest. He was even starting to get some abs.


Hot.

He held the bar above himself, suspending it even as his arms shook ever so slightly from the weight. With another grunt,
he eased the bar back into place on the rack. Once it was steady, he reached up to wipe away the sweat from his brow with
the back of one gloved hand. His gaze slipped over to me slowly as he did it.


“So what was this one about?” he asked as he set his hands back in place and pressed the heavy bar upward again.

This time I counted the weight plates and blinked in surprise. He had to be pushing more than 350 pounds. Pretty impressive
since I don’t think he ever topped out over 200 before the zombie outbreak that had changed our lives, and ruined my sleep,
forever.


“Sarah?” he asked, his voice strained as he held the bar above his head.

“Huh?” I shook my head. “Oh, just the usual. You know… getting chased by a horde of drooling zombies.”

He lowered the bar again and this time he ducked under and sat up on the bench. He grabbed for a dingy towel that he’d draped
across another nearby machine and wiped himself off before he said, “And was I in this one?”


I half turned away. Dave knew about my dreams. Only because sometimes I talked in my sleep, though. Nothing like screaming
out, “Dave, please don’t eat me!” to let a guy know you’re thinking about him.


“I’ll take that as a yes,” he said softly.

As he peeled off his weight gloves, he pushed to his feet. When he opened his arms, I stepped into them without hesitation,
despite my troubling dream and his stinky body.


“I’m okay, you know,” he whispered after he’d given me a rather sweaty hug for a few minutes.

I nodded, but out of the corner of my eye I looked at his right hand. On it was a scar, black tinged and gnarled, that covered
both the top and the palm of his hand. It marked the place where a zombie had bitten him more than a month ago. If we hadn’t
had a miracle serum… a cure… my Dave would have been nothing more than a roaming, mindless eating machine.


Oh, who am I kidding? He would have been a stain on the wall courtesy of yours truly. And there are not enough self-help books
in the world to get over that one. Trust me, I’ve had a lot of time to look.


“I know,” I whispered as I pulled away with a smile I admit I had to fake. “But you might not have been.”

“But I was,” he insisted with a shake of his head as he patted the sweat off his forehead and motioned toward the dressing rooms in the
back. I followed close behind.


“I know,” I said with a sigh. “And I guess our personal experience is pretty good proof that the cure worked. So now we just
have to get it to the Midwest Wall.”


Dave was silent as he hesitated at the door marked “Men.” His frown made my own fake smile fall.

Okay, so this rumor about a wall in the Midwest, one built by the government at the beginning of the outbreak to cut off the
zombie infection from the rest of the country… we both knew it was a long shot. But we kept moving toward it despite our misgivings.
Kept hoping it wasn’t all a colossal fake out.


If it was… well, I had no idea what we’d do then. We’d have one vial of a cure and no one to give it to. Plus, since it had
taken us a month to get from Phoenix, Arizona, to Oklahoma City, we had to figure it would take us another month to get to
the Wall, which would put us smack dab in the middle of a Midwest winter, complete with snow, ice, and frigid temps. Fun,
eh?


Yeah, sounded like a freaking laugh riot to me.

David motioned me into the dressing room without any more discussion on the touchy subject of walls, or lack thereof. Inside
he had set up a portable shower we’d managed to grab from a camping supply store somewhere around Albuquerque. The shower
would be cold, but it would do the job. Although since I hadn’t actually worked out at the gym we’d taken shelter in, I didn’t
exactly need it. I was mostly there to stand guard.


Which I did (along with take a couple of peeks by lamplight at my sweetie soaping up… what? We’re married and I like him!!) But pretty soon he was changed and we started toward the vestibule of the gym, with Dave loading up a shotgun as we
went.


“Okay, so I’d like to get in at least thirty miles today,” he said absently as he cocked the shotgun with one hand.


I nodded.

So I’m sure that sounds crazy to you. Thirty miles in a day? In the pre-apocalypse days we would have been talking thirty
minutes, probably less if we really put pedal to the metal. But these are not pre-apocalypse driving conditions, people. There
were several things that kept us from getting much farther:


That reason would be the zombies.

“I guess they saw us come into town,” I said mildly as I peered outside. It was early morning still and the sky was dark from dawn and from the heavy rain clouds that were gathering in the distance.


Oh yeah, also it was dark because there was a crowd of at least twenty zombies all gathered at the windows. They pressed their
faces against the barrier until they smooshed rather comically, climbing up on top of one another as if they could climb right
through the glass. They were growling and pawing until they streaked the windows with sludge and blood and… goo of an undefined nature.


Which is more disturbing, by the way. Definable goo is way better; trust me, I’m an expert by now.

“I guess they did,” Dave said with a long-suffering sigh. Like it was so hard to beat the zombies.


Okay, it was.

He turned toward the check-in desk where we’d left a pile of our shit when we entered the gym last night. There were all kinds
of guns in a big mass there, including a supercool multishot cannon that he swept up with one hand (I had to hold it in both,
it was so heavy, but I guess all that weight lifting was starting to pay off for him).


“Well,” he said with another heavy sigh. “Ready to do this?”

I grabbed two 9mms from the counter and slipped clips into place in a smooth motion that had taken months of practice to perfect.
I was quite proud of myself for that move. It was very “movie version Sarah.”


“Hell yeah,” I said with a big smile. “Ready as I’ll ever be.”

With a half-grin in my direction, Dave flipped the flimsy lock on the glass door and let in the horde.



The cannon sounded pretty much as cool as it looked when Dave slung it up on his shoulder and started pounding out wave after
wave of beautiful, bloody carnage. Bullets flew outward in a rather poetic net pattern and the tall windows exploded outward
in a hail of flying glass.


This, of course, effectively ended any other poor sap’s chance to get in a workout at the gym, but sometimes these sacrifices
need to be made. There was a Gold’s Gym nearby anyway; they’d be fine.


Pretty soon the holes in the windows were filled by the flailing of zombies. They fell one on top of the other, rapidly piling
up like firewood (although not as neatly) in the window holes in a mass of reaching hands and moaning calls. A few even impaled
themselves on the shards of broken glass around the window panes and hung there, suspended, clawing hands still clutching
toward us until Dave put a few rounds through the top of their rotten skulls and cut off whatever was left of “brain function.”


I joined in the fun, firing off a rapid beat of shots from first one gun and then the other to the tempo of the song “The
Final Countdown”—you know that stupid eighties song that gets stuck in your head the second you hear the first few beats (you’re
welcome, by the way). Blam-blam-blam-blam…


More zombies fell on the pile as we each took a second to reload.

“We really are so good at this,” I said with a grin in Dave’s direction.


But before he could reply, there was an echo of snarling growls and several more zombies—ones we hadn’t been able to see over
the mountain of dead bodies crowding the door—started over top of the pile and staggered into the gym foyer.


I fired off a shot and dropped one, but the quarters were close and the remaining two staggered within arm’s length too quickly
to shoot again. Dave swung an elbow around and it collided neatly with the squishy temple of the zombie closest to him. It
whimpered as it dropped to its knees and then teetered over sideways. Good old zombies and their rotting skulls. It was their
only real weakness.


The one closest to me opened his mouth with a harsh, empty roar and staggered against me, its biting teeth snapping as I clutched
his upper arms and shoved backward.


Unfortunately, as squishy as a zombie head is, one of their benefits is increased strength. I don’t know why this is; I’m
guessing maybe because they’re just so damned driven to get what they want and they don’t care if they hurt themselves, so
it allows them to hold themselves differently.


Or maybe they just get all insane in the membrane from the poison in their blood and it makes them more powerful. No idea.


Either way, this fucker was pressing against me with all his weight and, in the battle royale for my life, he was inching
closer. My heart rate ratcheted up in response, even though I’d been in this position before. It’s that “I could be dead in
a minute thing,” I guess.


But before I could meet my maker, or figure out a way to get myself free, Dave swung the butt of a shotgun down and smashed
it into the head of my zombie dance partner. It collapsed at my feet and twitched once before it stopped moving.


“You okay?” Dave asked.

I bent at the waist, panting from fear and the strain. “Yeah. I’m okay.”

He patted my shoulder and then moved off to collect some of our gear to move out. Of course, as soon as he was out of range,
the big horror-movie moment happened (for a second time, actually).


One last zombie did a surprisingly impressive vault over the bodies of others. Seriously, he must have been a gymnast in life
because it was Olympic worthy. Except for the landing, which ended up being face-first on the cheap carpet, I’d probably give
it a 5.5.


Somehow he was still growling, though, even as he lay in a tangled heap at my feet.

I backed up instantly, mostly out of instinct rather than fear, but found myself pinned against the welcome desk in the foyer
of the gym. It was surprising to find myself in that position, actually. After so many months of doing this, I was normally
pretty good at not getting myself trapped against anything. Guess I was off my game after my disturbing little treadmill dream.


The zombie lifted his head, his red eyes glinting in the dim light as he reached out for my ankle. I was wearing heavy work
boots but I still felt the strength of his grip as he dug his fingers into the leather.


He dragged himself closer, mouth open and ready to bite. But before he could do that, a flash of metal whizzed toward me and
Dave’s big bowie knife sunk into the rotting flesh and disintegrating bone of the zombie’s forehead with a satisfying wet
“thunk.”


The poor beast crossed its eyes as it looked up, like it was trying to get a good look at the thing that had just severed
its frontal lobe. With a sad little whine, it collapsed forward and drooled its last on the tip of my steel-toed boot.


I turned toward my husband as I shook away the zombie’s dead hand from my ankle and kicked its broken face to the side. “You
couldn’t have shot it faster?”


“Didn’t want to hit you.” He shrugged. “This time, anyway. Plus, I ran out of ammo in the cannon and I couldn’t get the shotgun
out fast enough. Sorry.”


I glanced down at the zombie with a shiver. We’d had way more close calls before; even combined with the biting zombie, this
one didn’t even qualify, but still… I was getting really tired of this. I mean, we’d been running and fighting for so long,
and now that we were actually heading toward the Wall, the place where everyone said we might be safe, I was ready to retire from the ass-kicking business; that was for sure.


I shoved those thoughts away. Longing for “normal” was about as useful as longing for a hot fudge sundae. Mmmm, hot fudge
sundae.


Oh, sorry. Got distracted there.


We both took a minute to reload before Dave nodded toward me and began to push the door. It was caught on about eight zombie
bodies and it took both of us putting all our weight into it to finally get it open. By the time we managed to shove aside
the heavy bodies, I was panting and sweating from the workout. Guess I should have gotten on those weights, myself.


“That thing drooled on my boot,” I wheezed as I stepped over gray limbs and avoided a big puddle of sludge and blood that was starting
to seep out from under the collection of bodies.


Dave shrugged. As opposed to my panting ass, he didn’t even sound winded as he said, “You and your boots.”

I shot him a look. “Boots are important.”

He laughed. “Are they?” When I didn’t answer but just glared, he raised his hand like a little surrender. “Okay, well, I’ll
get you a new pair once we get down the road further. The guidebook said there was a big mall on the way to the Route 66 interchange.”


I nodded.

Here’s a little tip if you’re ever caught in a zombie apocalypse… or really any kind of apocalypse (there’s more than one, you know): Stop at every bookstore you can find. Not only was there plenty of
entertainment to be had there, but guidebooks, road maps, and survival manuals are like gold in these times. David and I always found the first bookstore we could any time we entered a new area and raided it for information.


Plus, sometimes they still had bags of coffee hidden in their bookstore cafes. And although I wasn’t much of a coffee person, it, too, was worth its weight in trade in the survival camps along with cigarettes and, of course, chocolate
of any kind. We all have our vices, right?


“Nah,” I said as Dave clicked the remote entry and the doors to our SUV unlocked with a pleasing chirp. “I’m not really in the mood to shop.”


Dave stopped midway to opening the back of the cargo hold and stared at me. “Were you bitten?”

I blinked. “What?”

“Were. You. Bitten?” he repeated slowly and evenly.

I shook my head. “No. The clawing zombie didn’t get close enough before you hit it; you saw it. Even that last one would have
had to gnaw through my boot before he got to my skin.” He continued to stare at me, both eyebrows slightly lifted as if he
doubted me. Bad in these end times. “What? Why are you looking at me that way?”


He popped the cargo hold and started putting weapons back in their designated areas. “I don’t know. I’ve just never known
you not to want to shop.”


I stared at him. His lips were twitching with laughter and his eyes sparkled in the dim light.

“You asshole.” I laughed as I swatted him.

“What? I’m just saying!” he said as he dodged my playful slaps and shut the cargo hold door.

We walked around the SUV together and my smile faded as I flashed back to the horrible day just a few weeks ago. When Dave
had been bitten. I shivered as I put on my seat belt.


“You’re funny,” I said, trying to soften my tone with another smile. “But we don’t joke about getting bitten. Not anymore.”

Dave’s own laughter faded as he got into the driver’s seat. When he looked at me, the humor was gone from his eyes, too. “I know. Sorry, Sarah, couldn’t resist.”


“It’s just that—”

He interrupted me with a shake of his head. “I know what it is, baby. I was there, too. I felt infection changing me and it
was the worst thing I’ve ever gone through. I knew I wasn’t going to be able to stop myself from hurting anyone who was near
me. From hurting you, even though I didn’t want to.”


He shivered before he continued. “But it didn’t happen. I didn’t turn, mostly because you’re a badass and you found the cure for me in the lab. You risked everything
to save me. And you did. So if we can’t joke about that, I don’t know what we can joke about.”


I shrugged. I got what he was saying, but the whole thing was still a little too… raw for me. Maybe in another month or two I’d be able to crack wise about my partially zombiefied husband or start calling him
Scarhand or something… but not yet. It wasn’t funny quite yet.


“Besides, look what that did. Because of it we got this.” He reached out and pulled on the heavy necklace I wore around my
neck. From beneath my shirt flopped a vial with purple liquid inside. The cure.


“Yeah,” I agreed reluctantly. “But I have to say… not worth almost losing you.”

He leaned forward and kissed me. Long and . . .