Death by Tea

Book 2: Bookstore Cafe Mystery

by Alex Erickson

Genres: Amateur Sleuth; Cozy Mystery; General Fiction

Synopsis

Just before two dueling book clubs are set to square off at Death by Coffee, one of the competitors turns up dead—bludgeoned with the silver teapot that was to serve as the prize. Suspicion immediately falls on Krissy, who was seen skulking around town in dark clothes on the night of the murder.

To clear her name and find the real killer, Krissy turns to an old flame, Officer Paul Dalton. But even Paul can't ignore the trail of evidence that seems to point in her direction. And with Krissy's personal nemesis, Officer John Buchannan, working overtime to pin the murder on her, it will take an amazing feat of detective work to close the book for good on an elusive killer . . .

Release date: December 1, 2015

Publisher: Kensington Books

Print pages: 320

Sample

A steady beeping tried to drown out the gunfire and pounding of my own heart. Officer Paul Dalton lay atop me—fully dressed unfortunately—as he shielded me from an unknown assailant who seemed to have an endless supply of ammo. I knew I should have been scared, but with him that close, I couldn’t think about anything but his firm muscles flexing as he held me, and those wonderful dimples of his that were creasing his cheeks. Even in the heart of danger, he could still find time to smile.

The beeping continued, louder, more insistent than before.

“Do you think it’s a bomb?” I asked as I dreamily stroked Paul’s bicep.

“No, Krissy, my love.” His smile was enough to make my head swim. “I think it’s an alarm.”

“An alarm?”

Panic flared through me as I surged from the dream and into the waking world, arms and legs flailing. My cat, Misfit, who had been sleeping next to me, was unceremoniously dumped onto the floor as I sat up, eyes darting to the clock, which read an alarming 8:31.

“Crapcicle!”

I nearly fell out of the bed as I scrambled to my feet. There was no time for a shower, so I went straight for my closet, where I grabbed the first thing my hand fell upon. I was supposed to be at work at half past eight. Somehow, I’d managed to oversleep my alarm by a good hour.

“Stupid dream,” I grumbled as I ripped off my pj’s, tossed them onto the floor, and scrambled into my clothes. I hopped on one foot into the kitchen as I tried to walk and slip on my shoes at the same time. Misfit was sitting next to his food bowl, watching me with a kitty grin.

“Enjoying this, are you?” I asked him. “Next time, I’ll let you starve.” I filled his dish and he promptly buried his face in his bowl. The cat normally woke me up well before my alarm, yet this time he’d intentionally let me sleep, more than likely because of something I’d done that he didn’t approve of. He’s devious like that.

I looked longingly at my coffeepot before darting back down the hall and into the bathroom. My hair was sticking up every which way in massive tangles that would take hours to fix. Either I’d spent the night twisting and turning my head on the pillow, or Misfit had been at my hair with his tongue and claws again, kneading away. I swear that cat has it in for me.

I grabbed my brush from the drawer and yanked it through my hair a few times. When that didn’t work, I snatched up a hair tie and did my best to tame the mess on my head into a ponytail. It was uneven and lumpy, but it would have to do.

Next came a quick once-over with my toothbrush—there was no way on God’s green earth that I was going to go out without at least making an attempt at brushing my teeth—and then it was back to the kitchen, where I grabbed my purse and keys and headed out the door. The curtains next door swished open as my neighbor, Eleanor Winthrow, leaned forward at her window seat to watch me. It was becoming a routine. The woman probably knew my schedule better than I did. She really needed a hobby other than spying on me.

I paid her little mind as I got into my black Focus, started the car, and backed wildly out of my driveway in a spray of dusty pavement. And then it was a mad rush to work, as I prayed I wouldn’t come across one of the local cops along the way.

At least I wasn’t supposed to open Death by Coffee today. My best friend, Vicki Patterson, and one of our new hires, Lena Allison, were scheduled for that, so the doors should already be open, but that didn’t make me feel any better. I didn’t like to be late, especially on a day like today, when we were to finally have Wi-Fi connectivity for our customers. It was a big day for us.

I found a parking space just down the road from our shop. I made one last futile attempt to tame my hair and then headed down the sidewalk. I could see Lena hanging something on the front of the store, and when she glanced up, I gave her an apologetic wave.

“Sorry,” I said, hurrying over. “My alarm didn’t go off.” A little white lie never hurt anyone.

“It’s cool.” Lena gave me a crooked smile. A fresh scrape on her chin told me she’d crashed her skateboard again. The poor girl was practically a living scab. She’d recently cut her hair short and dyed it from dark brown to something a little more wild. I had to admit, the purple really did bring out her eyes. “Everything’s taken care of.” She motioned to the FREE WI-FI sign now hanging in the window.

Lena had wanted to go to college after high school but didn’t have the grades or money for it. So, instead, she’d chosen to work at Death by Coffee in order to make some money so she could go. She was smarter than she let on and deserved an opportunity.

“Good.” I sucked in a deep breath and then hurried past Lena into Death by Coffee.

The combination bookstore and coffee shop was doing much better after a slow start. I’d managed to solve a murder on my first week in town. Apparently, the people of Pine Hills enjoyed a little excitement every now and again, and I was viewed as something of a minor celebrity. It was the reason we were finally able to hire a couple of new employees, rather than close up like I thought we would have to. The money coming in wasn’t as good as I thought it should be, but at least it was enough so the workday wasn’t left totally up to Vicki and me.

I barely paid any mind to the nearly packed store as I hurried behind the counter and into the office. My apron was hanging from a hook just inside the door. I grabbed it, threw it on around my neck, and then headed out to face the world.

Vicki was busy ringing up a book order upstairs. She gave me a quick wave before turning back to the customer, dazzling him with her million-dollar smile. She really should have been an actress—something her parents had pressed on her since she was little—but she’d chosen the life of a store owner instead. She was wearing shorts today, showing off those legs of hers. I sighed and turned away, feeling even worse about myself than I had before, and found myself looking right into my dad’s smiling face.

Something akin to “Gah!” garbled its way out of my mouth. My hand went reflexively to my hair to smooth it down as I staggered back a couple of steps. I was about to start babbling explanations to my appearance and late arrival when I noticed Dad’s body was shiny and decidedly flat.

“Oh, I knew you’d approve!” Rita Jablonski, the resident gossip, said. She stepped around what was apparently a life-sized cardboard cutout of my dad.

“Approve of what?” My heart slowed down from its rapid pounding as I leaned on the counter. I loved my dad, I really did, but I didn’t want him showing up at Pine Hills unannounced, especially with Rita lurking about. He is a retired writer, and Rita considered herself his number one fan. I didn’t want her to go all Misery on him.

Rita patted the fake James Hancock on the shoulder. “Of having him as your store mascot!” She just about swooned. “I hate not having him in my bedroom looking out for me at night, but I think he belongs here, don’t you?”

“He was in your bedroom?”

“Of course, dear.” She giggled in a way that made my stomach do a flip. It sounded bubbly, lustful, and just a little crazy. I so didn’t want to think about what she did with the cardboard cutout. “I was lying there this morning, looking at him, when I realized how fitting it would be to bring him in here. I mean, the store is named after one of his books, right? This is where he belongs, at least for a little while—I’ll want him back eventually.” She whispered it almost conspiratorially before going back to her normal shout. “With us having the book club meetings here, and reading one of his books, it just made sense.”

“Wait, what?” My mind was unsuccessfully trying to catch up. I was still stuck on the fact that she kept him in her bedroom. I mean, ew. “What book club?” And where had she gotten a cardboard cutout of my dad? I didn’t even know such a thing existed.

Rita waved a hand at me. “Oh, it’s no matter.” She glanced over her shoulder. Andi Caldwell and Georgina McCully—Rita’s elderly gossip buddies—were standing near the two stairs that led up to the bookstore portion of the store with a man and woman I didn’t know. “I best get over there,” she said. “It’s the first day, you know!”

She carried my dad over to the plate glass window and set him up so he could look out into the street before she walked over to where the others waited. Together, they went upstairs, forgetting me and my confusion.

I stared dumbly at the cardboard cutout. “What just happened?”

“Rita happened.” Lena rolled her eyes as she stepped behind the counter. She walked over to the register to take an order.

Vicki came sauntering down the stairs then and walked over to me. “Are you feeling okay?” she asked. “You’re looking a little pale.”

“I’m not sure.” I tore my eyes away from the cardboard Dad. “What’s going on?” I nodded toward where Rita and the others were talking with another group of five strangers.

Vicki glanced back before turning to me with a grin. “Rita asked if they could have their book club meeting here, and I told her it would be okay. I figured it couldn’t hurt business. In fact, it will probably help. She brought a few chairs to set up in the bookstore so they won’t disrupt anything down here.” She paused and frowned at my expression. “That’s okay, isn’t it?”

“I . . . Yeah.” I was still reeling from Rita’s assault and didn’t know what else to say. I mean, it wasn’t like having more people in the building was a bad thing. If they ordered coffee for their meetings, that could only help, right?

“Okay, good.” Vicki breathed a sigh of relief as she tucked a strand of blond hair behind her ear. “She asked me on your day off, and I didn’t want to call you and bother you with it. It seemed harmless enough, especially since you are a part of her writers’ group and all.”

“It’s okay.” And really, outside the cardboard Dad in the window, I didn’t mind it all that much. Rita practically lived here, anyway. She spent a large portion of her day sitting in the corner of the store, typing away at her little pink notebook, torturing innocent prose.

Rita’s arms suddenly flew up into the air and she stamped her foot. She said something harsh to the man in front of her, who responded in kind. Georgina and Andi stood beside the two strangers behind Rita, while another four people I didn’t know stood behind the man Rita was yelling at. They were leaning forward as they argued, fists clenched, eyebrows bunched. It looked like a scene out of one of those movies where a pair of street gangs would argue right before breaking out into song and dance.

“I think I best go up there and see what’s going on,” I said, slipping around the corner. I doubted Rita and her crew would be dancing any time soon; this fight looked as if it might actually come to blows.

“I’ll come with,” Vicki said. She didn’t sound worried about the fight that appeared to be escalating by the moment.

We marched across the store, leaving Lena to handle the register. She didn’t seem to mind. Ever since we hired her, she’d focused hard on her job. She might look like trouble with all of the scrapes and bruises, and now with the purple hair, but she was truly a good kid. I couldn’t have asked for better.

“I don’t see what the problem is,” Rita said as we neared. “We agreed to the book months ago!” She waved a paperback copy of Murder in Lovetown in front of the man’s face. It was one of my dad’s earlier works, one that he was embarrassed by, even today.

“We didn’t know you’d be holding the thing in a store named after the author!” The man practically shouted it. He stood less than five and a half feet tall, weighed no more than a hundred and twenty pounds, and that might be generous. He looked as if he could stand to gain a few pounds. His hair was parted right down the middle in a vain attempt to conceal his rapidly retreating hairline. “We believe another book should be chosen.”

“Isn’t it a bit late for that?” Rita asked with a smug smile. “We’ve already started reading and have had the first of our local discussions.”

The man’s jaw clenched as he leaned forward and grabbed a silver teapot from the table in front of him. His fingers went white where he gripped it, and I had a sudden vision of him whacking Rita upside the head with it. I rushed forward and, before anything unseemly could happen, snatched it out of his hand.

“Everyone calm down,” I said, holding the teapot behind my back, out of everyone’s reach. I looked from face to face. “Anyone want to tell me what’s going on?”

Rita straightened and thrust her impressive bust outward, practically poking the man in the eye with it. “Albert here doesn’t approve of where we are holding our meetings. He thinks we should read something else.”

“It gives you an unfair advantage!” Albert said at a near whine.

“Why don’t you read something else?” I asked. “Like Agatha Christie? She’s pretty popular.” And wasn’t my dad.

“Pah!” Rita waved a hand dismissively at me. “It’s too late to make a change now.” Her gaze moved past Albert to a man standing behind him. He was holding close a woman wearing a pearl necklace and diamonds on her fingers, as if protecting her. “Besides, they are the ones who should be ashamed. There are rules to membership, and he hasn’t lived in Cherry Valley long enough!” She nodded toward the man.

“Rules? Cherry Valley?” Once again, I was operating at a loss.

Rita sighed and gave me a pitying look. “It’s simple, really. Each town’s team can have five members, but the members have to be a citizen of the town for at least one year before they can be an official part of the book club competition.”

“Competition?”

“We talk about the book, and whoever understands it and can articulate it best wins the prize,” Albert put in.

“Prize?” I wanted to break out of my rut of asking one word questions so I added, “What prize?”

“The silver teapot, silly!” Rita said with a gesture to the teapot in my hand.

I looked at Vicki, who simply shrugged. Who’d ever heard of a book club competition? Without having to ask, I knew Rita had been the one to come up with it. No one else would have thought of something so . . . odd.

I knew I was going to regret it, but I asked anyway. “How do you determine who the winner is?”

Rita gave me a look like I’d just asked her if the world was round. It was Albert who answered.

“We hold a public discussion. We alternate towns, and this year Pine Hills has the honor of hosting the event. We discuss the book amongst ourselves during the evening for a week, and then we have the big public discussion. Quite a lot of people turn out for it. The crowd votes for the winner.”

I had a hard time believing what I was hearing. I mean, a book club competition? Really? I plowed on anyway. “Doesn’t that skew the results?” They both gave me a blank look. “Won’t the people from Pine Hills vote for the Pine Hills team and vice versa?”

“Oh no,” Rita said. “This is much too important for that.”

If she said so, I wasn’t going to argue. None of this was making much sense to me.

“So, you are going to have the meetings here?” I asked, still trying to feel my way through.

“We are,” Rita said. “We usually hold them at the library, but Jimmy here has kindly agreed to move it here this year.” She leaned toward me as if she was about to share some deep, dark secret. “He’s the local librarian, you know.”

Jimmy gave me something of an annoyed smile, telling me he wasn’t all that happy with the move. He wore a sweater vest and brown slacks with loafers that just about screamed librarian. His hair was buzzed short and his jaw square, juxtaposing the nerd with military. He was a good six feet tall, and I caught a hint of muscle beneath his plaid undershirt.

“It’s nice to meet you,” he said in a surprisingly nasal voice. “It’s Jimmy Carlton.” He put his arm around the short, round woman next to him. “And this is my wife, Cindy.”

Since introductions were already started, I turned an expectant look on the Cherry Valley group.

“Vivian Flowers,” the oldest member said with a shrug when my eyes landed on her. She looked to be at least eighty and probably weighed not much more. Her dress was covered in white lilies. I wondered whether she chose it because of her name, or if she simply liked the pattern.

The next man in line squinted at me through thick, black-rimmed glasses. “Orville Rush.” He was clutching the paperback copy of his book close to his chest, and even then his hands shook. His hair was but a wisp on his head.

The tall man whom Rita had indicated earlier smiled at me. He wore a fedora, pulled down low over his eyes, and an unbuttoned suit coat over a white shirt. “David Smith.” He tipped his hat toward me, and I nearly swooned. The man’s voice did something strange to my insides. He was clearly from across the pond, if his accent was any indication.

“Sara Huffington,” the woman with the pearl necklace said in a bored tone of voice. She snuggled in closer to the Brit and promptly ignored the rest of us.

“And as you know, this is Krissy Hancock, daughter of our beloved author.” Rita put an arm around me. “She has kindly agreed to host the event this year, so I do hope you can show her some respect.” The last was aimed at Albert, who looked away, frustrated.

I tore my eyes from David and handed Rita the teapot. “I guess I should get back to work, then.” The argument seemed to be over, and I wanted to get as far away from these people as I could before another one broke out. “It was nice to meet you all.”

“Likewise,” David said in his silky smooth voice. It was followed by a wink.

I made a little squeak before spinning and hurrying away, Vicki hot on my heels.

“Cute, isn’t he?” she asked as soon as we were back downstairs.

“Uh-huh.” It was all I could manage. I fanned myself off.

“Do you think it will be okay to allow them to have their meetings here? If they argue like that all of the time . . .” Vicki looked worriedly back up the stairs.

“I think they’ll be fine.”

And if it meant I got to sit back and watch David Smith while I worked, I don’t think I’d mind a little arguing, either. I mean, what could possibly be the harm?

I spent the rest of the day with half of my mind on work, the other half on the book club. Rita and the others left the store an hour after I talked to them, claiming they’d be back for the real meeting that night, yet every few minutes I’d find myself looking upstairs where they’d sat, wondering how it was going to play out.

The bell above the door jangled, and Mike Green walked in. He was a tall and lanky man with shoulder-length brown hair swept back from his face and liberally coated with hairspray or some sort of gel. He was one of those people with such a baby face, he was still carded at the movies, despite the fact he was in his mid-twenties. I even went as far as to make sure his ID was legitimate when he’d applied for the job. Pimples speckled his chin and forehead, and he was sporting his best attempt at sideburns, though it looked more like peach fuzz to me.

“Hey, yo,” he said with a nod to me. “I’ll take the register.”

“Thanks,” I said. “Been a busy day.”

His eyes gleamed at that. “Can’t wait.”

I went to the back to return my apron to its peg, feeling only mildly guilty for the shorter day. Lena had left an hour ago, and I was off in five minutes. Vicki, who’d been there all day, planned on staying until close with Mike. When I’d tried to tell her I’d stay later, she shook me off with a “You have a long day coming up.”

In a way, I was thankful. At least now I wouldn’t have to stare at Cardboard Dad any longer. Every time my eyes passed over him, I shuddered. Something about it bothered me, though I couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was. Maybe it was just the idea that it had been in Rita’s bedroom and was now standing in my shop, staring out the window, scaring off customers.

Or maybe it was just because it was my dad, and darn it, no one wanted a life-sized cutout of a parent hanging around while they worked. It’s downright creepy.

By the time I was on my way home that evening, my feet were killing me and I was mentally exhausted. I still couldn’t wrap my mind around the idea of a book club competition, and no amount of thinking about it helped. It was just another one of those strange quirks of Pine Hills, I supposed. The town was like nowhere else.

I pulled into my driveway and parked. I had a fleeting thought about adding a garage but dismissed it pretty quick. You had to have money for that, and while I wasn’t eating out of trash bins, I wasn’t rolling in the dough, either. A garage would have to wait.

I made a pointed effort not to look toward Eleanor’s house as I got out of the car. I could feel her staring at me with those binoculars pressed to her eyes. I focused instead on the sedate looking Phan household on the other side of my property. His pink car was nowhere in sight, but a white SUV was parked out front. I’d seen it a few times since I’d moved in and could only assume it was owned by his significant other, Lance. I would need to head over and officially meet the man sometime. So far, I’d only seen a picture. From what I gathered, he kept himself busy, often out of town doing whatever it was he did for a living.

But the introductions could wait until another night. I dragged myself to the front door, rubbing my eyes. You’d think that with the extra sleep, I would have had more energy, but no siree. I felt dead to the world, and after about fifteen minutes inside, puttering around, I figured I would be.

Yawning, I fumbled for my keys. I stepped up to the door and just about face-planted when I kicked something lying on my front stoop. My hand made a solid smack as it slammed against the door as I caught my balance.

A wrapped package lay at my feet. Pink paper was tied together with a long length of twine. I picked up the package and shook it, just to make sure it wasn’t a bomb or maybe a bag of dog poop. It wasn’t very smart, I’ll grant you, but I was tired, so I could be forgiven. There was a faint, decidedly foodlike rattle from inside. A little card was taped to the top. It read, “To Krissy. From your loving neighbors, Jules and Lance.”

“How sweet.” I glanced toward the Phan house, but the lights were all off. Either they’d gone to bed early or were out running around somewhere. I’d have to save my thanks for later.

Unlocking the door, I tucked the package under my arm and headed into the house. Misfit darted for the door, but after years of practice I knew how to deal with the fuzzy demon. I pushed open the door far enough to insert my foot, gently pushing him away as I eased inside. The screen slammed closed, and I stepped aside to close the inner door. Normally I’d get a good swipe on the ankle for my effort, but tonight all I earned was an annoyed kitty huff.

“You feeling okay?” I asked the cat. He was sitting. . .