Dante Valentine

Book 0: Dante Valentine

by Lilith Saintcrow

Genres: Contemporary Fantasy; Paranormal; Urban Fantasy

Synopsis

Necromancer. Bounty hunter. Killer. Dante Valentine has been all three in her life. But in the beginning, she was a Necromancer for hire. And while she was choosy about her jobs, there were just some she couldn't turn down. Like when the Devil showed up at the door and offered her a deal. Her life -- in exchange for the capture and elimination of a renegade demon. But how do you kill something that can't die? Dante Valentine, one of urban fantasy's hottest series, is compiled into one volume for the first time. Included in this omnibus edition are: Working for the Devil, Dead Man Rising, The Devil's Right Hand, Saint City Sinners, and To Hell and Back.

Release date: March 7, 2011

Publisher: Orbit

Print pages: 1290

Sample

My working relationship with Lucifer began on a rainy Monday. I’d just settled down to a long afternoon of watching the holovid
soaps and doing a little divination, spreading the cards and runes out on the hank of blue silk I’d laid out, when there was
a bashing on my door that shook the walls.


I turned over a card, my lacquered fingernails scraping. The amber ring on my left middle finger sparked. The Devil card pulsed,
landing atop a pile of flat runestones. I hadn’t touched it. The card I turned over was blank.


“Interesting,” I said, gooseflesh rippling up my back. Then I hauled myself up off the red threadbare carpet and padded barefoot
out into the hallway. My rings flashed, a drift of green sparks snapping and popping down my fingers. I shook them off, frowning.


The lines of Power wedded to my front door twirled uneasily. Something nasty was on my front step. I hitched up my jeans,
then reached over and curled my fingers around the sword hanging on the wall. I lifted it down, chucked the blade free with
my thumb against the guard.


The peephole in the middle of the door was black, no light spilling through. I didn’t bother looking. Instead, I touched the
door, spreading the fingers of my right hand against smooth iron. My rings rang and vacillated, reading the flow of whatever
was behind the door.


Oh, gods above and below, I thought. Whatever it is, it’s big.

Bracing myself for murder or a new job, I unlocked the door and stepped back, my sword half-drawn. The blue glow from Power-drenched
steel lit up my front hall, glimmering against the white paint and the full-length mirror hung next to my coatrack. I waited.


The door creaked slowly open. Let’s have some mood music for effect, I thought sardonically, and prepared to sell myself dear if it was murder.


I can draw my sword in a little under a second and a half. Thankfully, there was no need to. I blinked.

Standing on my front step was a tall, spare, golden-skinned man dressed in black jeans and a long, black, Chinese-collared
coat. The bright silver gun he held level to my chest was only slightly less disconcerting than the fact that his aura was
cloaked in twisting black-diamond flames. He had dark hair cut short and laser-green eyes, a forgettable face and dreamy wide
shoulders.


Great. A demon on my doorstep, I thought, and didn’t move. I barely even breathed.

“Danny Valentine?” he asked. Well, demanded, actually.

“Who wants to know?” I shot back, automatically. The silvery gun didn’t look like a plasgun, it looked like an old-fashioned
9mm.


“I wish to speak with Danny Valentine,” the demon enunciated clearly, “or I will kill you.”

“Come on in,” I said. “And put that thing away. Didn’t your mother ever teach you it was bad manners to wave a gun at a woman?”

“Who knows what a Necromance has guarding his door?” the demon replied. “Where is Danny Valentine?”

I heaved a mental sigh. “Come on in off my front porch,” I said. “I’m Danny Valentine, and you’re being really rude. If you’re going to try to kill me, get it over with. If you want to hire me,
this is so the wrong way to go about it.”


I don’t think I’ve ever seen a demon look nonplussed before. He holstered his gun and stepped into my front hall, peeling
through the layers of my warding, which parted obediently to let him through. When he stood in front of me, kicking the door
shut with one booted foot, I had him calculated down to the last erg of Power.


This is not going to be fun, I thought. What is a Lord of Hell doing on my doorstep?

Well, no time like the present to ask. “What’s a Lord of Hell doing on my doorstep?” I asked.

“I have come to offer you a contract,” he said. “Or more precisely, to invite you to audience with the Prince, where he will
present you with a contract. Fulfill this contract successfully, and you will be allowed to live with riches beyond your wildest
dreams.” It didn’t sound like a rote speech.


I nodded. “And if I said I wasn’t interested?” I asked. “You know, I’m a busy girl. Raising the dead for a living is a high-demand
skill nowadays.”


The demon regarded me for maybe twenty seconds before he grinned, and a cold sweat broke out all over my body. My nape prickled
and my fingers twitched. The three wide scars on my back twitched uneasily.


“Okay,” I said. “Let me get my things, and I’ll be happy to attend His Gracious Princeship, yadda-yadda, bing-bong. Capice?”

He looked only slightly less amused, his thin grim face lit with a murderous smile. “Of course. You have twenty minutes.”

If I’d known what I was getting into, I would have asked for a few days. Like maybe the rest of my life.

The demon spent those twenty minutes in my living room, examining my bookshelves. At least, he appeared to be looking at the
books when I came downstairs, shrugging my coat on. Abracadabra once called me “the Indiana Jones of the necromantic world,”
high praise from the Spider of Saint City—if she meant it kindly. I liked to dress for just about any occasion.


So my working outfit consists of: a Trade Bargains microfiber shirt, dries quickly and sheds dirt with a simple brush-off;
a pair of butter-soft broken-in jeans; scuffed engineer boots with worn heels; my messenger bag strapped diagonally across
my torso; and an old explorer coat made for photojournalists in war zones, with plenty of pockets and Kevlar panels sewn in.
I finished braiding my hair and tied it off with an elastic band as I stepped into the living room, now full of the smell
of man and cologne as well as the entirely nonphysical smell of demon—a cross between burning cinnamon and heavy amber musk.
“My literary collection seems to please you,” I said, maybe a little sardonically. My palms were sweating. My teeth wanted
to chatter. “I don’t suppose you could give me any idea of what your Prince wants with me.”


He turned away from my bookshelves and shrugged. Demons shrug a lot. I suppose they think a lot of what humans do deserves
nothing more than a shrug. “Great,” I muttered, and scooped up my athame and the little jar of blessed water from my fieldstone
altar. My back prickled with fresh waves of gooseflesh. There’s a demon in my living room. He’s behind me. I have a demon behind me. Dammit, Danny, focus!

“It’s a little rude to bring blessed items before the Prince,” the demon told me.

I snorted. “It’s a little rude to point a gun in my face if you want me to work for you.” I passed my hand over my altar—no,
nothing else. I crossed to the big oak armoire and started flipping through the drawers. I wish my hands would stop shaking.

“The Prince specifically requested you, and sent me to collect you. He said nothing about the finer points of human etiquette.” The demon regarded me with laser-green eyes. “There is some urgency attached to this situation.”


“Mmmh.” I waved a sweating, shaking hand over my shoulder. “Yeah. And if I walk out that door half-prepared I’m not going
to do your Prince any good, am I?”


“You reek of fear,” he said quietly.

“Well, I just had a gun shoved in my face by a Lord of Hell. I don’t think you’re the average imp-class demon that I very
rarely deal with, boyo. And you’re telling me that the Devil wants my company.” I dug in the third drawer down and extracted
my turquoise necklace, slipped it over my head, and dropped it down my shirt. At least I sound good, I thought, the lunatic urge to laugh rising up under my breastbone. I don’t sound like I’m shitting my pants with fright. Goody for me.

“The Prince wishes you for an audience,” he said.

I guess the Prince of Hell doesn’t like to be called the Devil. On any other day I might have found that funny. “So what do I call you?” I asked, casually enough.


“You may address me as Jaf,” he answered after a long crackling pause.

Shit, I thought. If he’d given me his Name I could have maybe used it. “Jaf,” however, might have been a joke or a nickname. Demons
were tricky. “Nice to meet you, Jaf,” I said. “So how did you get stuck with messenger duty?”


“This is a sensitive situation.” He sounded just like a politician. I slipped the stiletto up my sleeve into its sheath, and
turned to find him watching me. “Discretion would be wise.”


“I’m good at discretion,” I told him, settling my bag so that it hung right.


“You should practice more,” he replied, straight-faced.

I shrugged. “I suppose we’re not stopping for drinks on the way.”

“You are already late.”

It was like talking to a robot. I wished I’d studied more about demons at the Academy. It wasn’t like them to carry guns.
I racked my brains, trying to think of any armed demon I’d heard of.


None sprang to mind. Of course, I was no Magi, I had no truck with demons. Only the dead.

I carried my sword into the front hall and waited for him. “You go out first,” I said. “I’ve got to close up the house.”

He nodded and brushed past me. The smell of demon washed over me—it would start to dye the air in a confined space, the psychic
equivalent of static. I followed him out my front door, snapping my house shields closed out of long habit, the Power shifting
and closing like an airlock in an old B movie. Rain flashed and jittered down, smashed into the porch roof and the paved walk.
The garden bowed and nodded under the water.


I followed the demon down my front walk. The rain didn’t touch him—then again, how would I have noticed, his hair was so dark
it looked wet anyway. And his long, dark, high-collared coat, too. My boots made a wet shushing sound against the pavement.
I thought about dashing back for the dubious safety of my house.


The demon glanced over his shoulder, a flash of green eyes in the rain. “Follow me,” he said.

“Like I have another option?” I spread my hands a little, indicating the rain. “If you don’t mind, it’s awful wet out here.
I’d hate to catch pneumonia and sneeze all over His Majesty.”


He set off down my street. I glanced around. No visible car. Was I expected to walk to Hell?

The demon walked up to the end of the block and turned left, letting me trot behind him. Apparently I was expected to hoof it.


Great.

Carrying a sword on the subway does tend to give you a certain amount of space, even on crowded hovertrains. I’m an accredited
and tattooed Necromance, capable of carrying anything short of an assault rifle on the streets and allowed edged metal in
transports. Spending the thirty thousand credits for testing and accreditation at the Academy had been the best step I’d ever
taken for personal safety.


Although passing the final Test had turned a few of my hairs white. There weren’t many accredited Necromances around.

The demon also granted me a fair amount of space. Although none of the normals could really tell what he was, they still gave
him a wide berth. Normals can’t see psychic power and energy shifts, but they feel it if it’s strong enough, like a cold draft.


As soon as we started down the steps into the underground, Jaf dropped back until he was walking right next to me, indicating
which stile to walk through and dropping two old-fashioned tokens in. I suppressed the shiver that caused—demons didn’t usually
pay for anything. What the bloody blue blazes was going on?


We got on the southbound train, the press of the crowd soft and choking against my mental borders. My knuckles were white,
my fingers rigid around the scabbard. The demon stood slightly behind me, my back prickling with the thought—he could slip a knife between my ribs and leave me here, gods protect me. The whine of antigrav settled into my back teeth as the retrofitted train slid forward on its reactive-greased rails, the
antigrav giving every bump a queer floating sensation.


Whispers and mutters filled the car. One little blonde girl in a school uniform stared at my face. She was probably examining
the tattoo on my left cheek, a twisted caduceus with a flashing emerald set at the top. An emerald was the mark of a Necromance—as
if anyone could have missed the sword. I smiled at her and she smiled back, her blue eyes twinkling. Her whey-faced mother,
loaded down with shopping bags, saw this and gasped, hugging her child into her side a little harder than was absolutely necessary.


The smile dropped from my face.

The demon bumped me as the train bulleted around a bend. I jumped nervously, would have sidled away if the crowd had allowed.
As it was, I accidentally elbowed an older woman with a crackling plastic bag, who let out an undignified squeak.


This is why I never take public transportation, I thought, and smiled an apology. The woman turned pale under her gray coif, coughed, and looked away.


I sighed, the smile again falling from my face. I don’t know why I even try. They don’t see anything but my tat anyway.

Normals feared psions regardless—there was an atavistic fear that we were all reading normal minds and laughing at them, preparing
some nefarious plot to make them our mental slaves. The tats and accreditation were supposed to defray that by making psions
visible and instituting tight controls over who could charge for psychic services—but all it did was make us more vulnerable
to hatred. Normals didn’t understand that for us, dipping into their brains was like taking a bath in a sewer. It took a serious
emergency before a psi would read a normal’s mind. The Parapsychic Act had stopped psions from being bought and sold like
cattle, but it did nothing to stop the hate. And the fear, which fed the hate. And so on.


Six stops later I was heartily tired of people jamming into the subway car, seeing me, and beating a hasty retreat. Another
three stops after that the car was mostly empty, since we had passed rapidly out of downtown. The little girl held her mother’s
hand and still stared at me, and there was a group of young toughs on the other end of the car, sallow and muttering in the
fluorescent lights. I stood, my right arm wrapped around a pole to keep my hand free to draw if I had to. I hated sitting
down in germ-laden subway seats.


“The next stop,” Jaf-the-demon said. I nodded. He still stood very close to me, the smell of demon overpowering the canned
air and effluvia of the subways. I glanced down at the end of the car and saw that the young men were elbowing each other
and whispering.


Oh, great. It looked like another street tough was going to find out whether or not my blade was just for show. I’d never understood
Necromances who carry only ceremonial steel to use during apparitions. If you’re allowed to carry steel, you should know how
to use it. Then again, most Necromances didn’t do mercenary work, they just lived in shitty little apartments until they paid
off their accreditation fees and then started trying to buy a house. Me? I decided to take the quicker way. As usual.


One of them got to his feet and stamped down the central aisle. The little girl’s mother, a statuesque brunette in nurse’s
scrubs and Nikesi sneakers, her three plastic bags rustling, pulled the little girl into her side again as he passed.


The pimpled young man jolted to a stop right in front of me. He didn’t smell like Chill or hash, which was a good thing; a
street tough hyped on Chill would make the situation rapidly unbearable. On the other hand, if he was stone-cold sober and
still this stupid—“Hey, pretty baby,” he said, his eyes skittering from my feet to my breasts to my cheek and then back to
my breasts, “Wassup?”


“Nothing,” I replied, pitching my voice low and neutral.

“You got a blade,” he said. “You licensed to carry that, sugar?”

I tilted my head slightly, presenting my cheek. The emerald would be glinting and winking under the harsh lights. “You bet
I am,” I said. “And I even know how to use it. So go trundle back to your friends, Popsicle.”


His wet fishmouth worked a little, stunned. Then he reached for his waistband.

I had a split second to decide if he was armed or just trying to start some trouble. I never got to make the decision, though,
because the demon stepped past me, bumping me aside, and smacked the youngster. It was an open-handed backhand strike, not
meaning to do any real damage, but it still tossed the kid to the other end of the subway car, back into the clutch of teen
toughs.


I sighed. “Fuck.” I let go of the pole as soon as I regained my balance. “You didn’t have to do that.”

Then one of the punk’s friends pulled out a Transom 987 projectile gun, and I crouched for nonexistent cover. The demon moved,
stepping past me, and I watched events come to their foregone conclusion.


The kids boiled up from their seats, one of them yanking their injured, pimply-faced friend to his feet. They were all wearing
black denim jackets and green bandannas—yet another minigang.


The demon blinked across intervening space and slapped the illegal (if you weren’t accredited or a police officer) gun out
of the boy’s hand, sent it skittering against the floor. The nurse covered her daughter’s ear with her hand, staring, her
mouth agape. I moved forward, coming to my feet, my sword singing free of the sheath, and slid myself in between them and
the gang, where the demon had broken one boy’s arm and was now in the process of holding the gunner up by his throat, shaking
him as negligently as a cat might shake a mouse.


“You want to get off at the next stop,” I told the mother, who stared at me. “Trust me.”


She nodded. Her eyes were wide and wet with terror. The little girl stared at me.

I turned back to find the demon standing in the center of a ring of limp bodies. “Hello!” I shouted, holding the sword in
my right hand with the blade level across my body, the reinforced scabbard reversed along my left forearm to act as a shield.
It was a highly unorthodox way to hold a katana, but Jado-sensei always cared less about orthodox than keeping alive, and
I found I agreed with him. If the demon came for me, I could buy some time with the steel and a little more time with Power.
He’d eat me alive, of course, but I had a chance—


He turned, brushing his hands together as if wiping away dust. One of the boys groaned. “Yes?” Same level, robotic voice.

“You didn’t kill anyone, did you?” I asked.

Bright green eyes scorched the air. He shrugged. “That would create trouble,” he said.

“Is that a yes or a no?” I firmed my grip on the hilt. “Did you kill any of them?” I didn’t want to do the paperwork even
if it was a legitimate kill in response to an assault.


“No, they’ll live,” he said, glancing down. Then he stepped mincingly free of the ring of bodies.

“Anubis et’her ka,” I breathed. Anubis, protect me.

The demon’s lips compressed into a thin line. The train slowed, deceleration rocking me back on my heels. If he was going
to attack, this would be a great time. “The Prince requested you delivered unharmed,” he said, and sidled to the door, not
turning his back to my blade.


“Remind me to thank him,” I shot back, swallowing against the sudden dust in my mouth. I wondered what other “requests” the
Prince had made.


We ended up on the platform, me sliding my sword reluctantly back into the sheath, the demon watching as the nurse hurried
her little girl up the steps. The stop was deserted, sound echoing off ceramic tiles as the train slid along its reactive-greased tracks. I took a deep breath, tried to calm my racing heart.


When the last footstep had faded, the demon turned on his heel and leapt down onto the tracks.

“Oh, no,” I said. “No way. Negatory.” I actually backed up two steps. “Look, I’m human. I can’t go running around on subway tracks.” For a moment the station seemed to shrink, the earth behind the walls pressing
in, and I snapped a longing glance at the stairs.


He looked up at me, his long thin golden hands shoved deep in his coat pockets. “There is nothing to fear,” he said finally.

“Says you,” I snapped. “You’re not the one who could die here. Come on. No way.”


“This is the quickest way,” he said, but his mouth thinned even more once he stopped speaking. I could tell he was losing
patience with my stupid human self. “I promise you, there is no danger. However, if you keep balking I will have no choice
but to drag you.”


I just saw him blast six neopunks without even breaking a sweat. And he’s a demon. Who knows what he’ll do?

“Give me your Name,” I said, “and I will.”

As soon as it escaped my mouth, I backed up another two steps, wishing I hadn’t said it. It was too late. The demon made a
sound that might have been a laugh.


“Don’t make me drag you, Necromance,” he said, finally. “The Prince would be most displeased.”

“That isn’t my problem,” I pointed out. “No way. I can’t trust you.”

“You have left the safety of your abode and followed me here.” His eyes narrowed. “Unwise of you, to cavil now.”

“So I’m too curious for my own good,” I said. “Give me your Name, and I’ll follow you.”

He shrugged, spreading his hands. I waited. If the Prince truly wanted me delivered unharmed, the demon would give me his
Name. It barely mattered—I was no Magi, able to force a minor demon into working my will or able to negotiate a bargain with
a greater demon for years of service in exchange for blood, sex, or publicity. I rarely ever dealt with demons. He was right,
that I’d come this far and it wasn’t exactly wise to start backing down now, but better to back down now while I still had
a running chance at reaching the surface than have the demon drag me into a subway tunnel. At least with his Name I might
be able to stop him from killing me.


“Tierce Japhrimel,” he said, finally.


I blinked, amazed he’d given in, and did some rapid mental calculations. “Do you swear on the Prince of Hell and the waters
of Lethe that your true, full Name truly is Tierce Japhrimel?”


He shrugged. “I swear,” he said after a long tense sweating second of silence.

I hopped down into the dark well of the tracks, jolting my knees. I’m too old for this shit, I thought. I was too old for this shit ten years ago. “Good deal,” I mumbled. “Fine, lead the way, then. I’m warning you, though, any tricks and I’ll haunt you, demon or not.”


“That would indeed be a feat,” he said. I think he meant to say it quietly, but the entire station echoed.

With that said, my sword ready, and no more excuses handy, I followed the demon into darkness.

If I had to say with any certainty where the demon opened the door that led into a red glare, I would be at somewhat of a loss.
I lose a lot of my sense of direction underground. The demon’s tearing at the fabric of reality to split the walls of the
worlds… well, it’s complex, and takes an inhuman amount of Power, and I’ve never seen anyone but a demon do it. Magi sometimes
tried unsuccessfully to force doors between this reality and the world of demons lying cheek-by-jowl with it instead of pleading
for a demon to come through and make an appearance, but I was a Necromance. The only alternate reality I knew or cared about
was the world of Death.


Some of the Magi said that the higher forms of Power were a result of the leaching of substance between this world and the
world of the demons. I had never seen that—humans and the earth’s own well of natural Power were all I’d ever noticed. Even
though Magi training techniques were used as the basis for teaching psions how to control Power, every Magi had his or her
own kind of trade secrets passed on from teacher to student and written in code, if not memorized. It was like Skinlin with
their plant DNA maps or a Necromance’s psychopomp, personal information.


There was an access hatch, I remember that much, that the demon opened as if it had been deliberately left unlocked. Then again, who would be running around down here? A long concrete-floored
corridor lit faintly by buzzing fluorescents, and a door at the end of it—but this door was ironbound wood with a spiked,
fluid glyph carved deeply into the surface of the wood. The glyph smoked and twisted; I felt reality tearing and shifting
around us until the demon was the only solid thing.


I was seriously nauseated by now, swallowing bile and nearly choking. This isn’t built for humans, I thought, vicious little mouths nipping at my skin. It was akin to freefall, this walking between the worlds; that was why
you were only supposed to do it astrally. The physical structure of my body was being stressed, the very building blocks of
my cellular structure taking loads they weren’t designed to handle. Not to mention the fact that the twisting of visual and
auditory input screwed up my perceptions, and the alienness of the Power here made my aura compress close to my skin and shiver. When the demon opened up the door and red light spilled
out, I almost lost the chicken soup I’d bolted for lunch. The demon grabbed my arm and hauled me through, and I understood
why he’d been standing so close to me. As soon as the smell of demon washed over me, I felt a little better. The demon’s aura
stretched to cover me, and when the door closed behind us with a thud I found myself with a demon holding my elbow, volcanic
heat lapping at my skin, and a gigantic hall with what appeared to be an obsidian floor and long narrow windows. Red light
from spitting, ever-burning torches ran wetly over the floor and the ceiling, which I only glanced at and then back at the
floor, shutting my eyes.


I heard, dimly, the demon saying something. The sense of sudden freefall stopped with a thump, as if normal gravity had reasserted
itself. Nausea retreated—mostly. I choked, and tried to stop myself from spewing.


The demon pressed the fingers of his free hand against my sweating forehead and said something else, in a sliding harsh language
that hurt my ears. Warm blood dripped down from my nose. I kept my fingers around my sword.


It took a few minutes for the spinning to stop and my stomach to decide it wouldn’t turn itself inside-out. “I’m okay,” I
said finally, feeling sweat trickle down my spine. “Just a little… whoa. That’s… oh, shit—”

“It’s a common reaction,” he replied. “Just breathe.”

I forced myself to stand upright, swallowed sour heat and copper blood. “I’m okay,” I repeated. “The sooner I get this over
with, the sooner I can go home, right?”


He nodded. His lips were turned down at the corners now, and I saw that his long black coat was now in the same geometric
scheme as the rest of the world. That was part of the problem—the angles of the floor and walls were just a little wrong,
just a crucial millimeter off. My brain kept trying to make it fit and failing, and that made my stomach resemble a Tilt-A-Whirl,
only without the fun part.


“Fine,” I said. “Let’s go.”

He kept his hand closed around my elbow as we negotiated the vast expanse of the ballroom. Is this the antechamber to Hell? I thought, and had a difficult time not giggling. I think I’m doing well with this. Really well.

Then we reached the end of the hall, and the demon pushed open another large ironbound door, and all thoughts of dealing really
well went right out the window. I even dropped my sword. The demon made a quick movement, and had my blade… I never dropped
my sword. Never.

“A human,” the Thing sitting behind the massive desk said. It had three spiraling horns sprouting from its head and wide, lidless, cat-slit
yellow eyes that fastened on me. Its body was a shapeless mass of yellow blubber, festooned with long bristling black hairs
in a few random places. Three nipples clustered on its chest,