“Why am I sharing this? Well, I figure what better way to show the truth of the experience of becoming Cupid? That, and I was drugged off my tits at most times so shit was hilarious!” - Harvey (aka Cupid)
Harvey is your average, run-of-the-mill, drunken, lazy, screw-you, 22-year-old with no desire to do much of anything at all. And then, shit got balls-deep weird and he became Cupid. That or he finally snapped and the drugs aren't working and even Harvey can't be sure which it is. Just when he thought things couldn't get any weirder and his balls couldn't get any bluer, he has to go and get his ass handed to him one time too many times - but it didn't get really weird until the pixie.
But this is Harvey's story, so I should let him tell it.
WARNING: This is a satirical dark comedy. Some themes may disturb some readers, including mental health, alcohol and drug use, and hospitalization. The intent is not to diminish the impact and importance of mental health, but to invite the question... who decides what is okay and what is not? Also, explicit language warning - Harvey swears. A lot. He doesn’t care. Sorry, but not really.
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