Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Case in point: Piper Prescott's former mother-in-law Melly. Beneath her twin sets and pearls beats the heart of a geek—a geek whose programming changes for the point-of-sale software in Piper's shop have the owners of the program ready to make her an offer she can't refuse. "Trusty" Rusty Tulley and Chip Balboa swing by Brandywine Creek—just in time for the town's annual Oktoberfest, which has cinnamon, cloves, and cardamom flying off Piper's shelves in record numbers. News spreads faster than a text message, and Melly is the toast of the town.
But it isn't long before Melly's status changes to public enemy number one when Chip's body is found at the foot of her basement stairs. Questions start to pile up when handsome police chief Wyatt McBride arrives on the scene and the coroner sets the time of death for the previous evening. McBride wants to know why it took Melly so long to report the incident—especially after she admits to arguing with Chip about the contract he wanted her to sign. Piper knows Melly would never hurt a fly, so she enlists the help of her BFF Reba Mae to clear her name—but can they find the real killer before Melly gets sent away for good? A mouth-watering entry in Gail Oust's delicious Spice Shop series, Cinnamon Toasted is sure to delight cozy fans of all stripes.
Release date:
December 15, 2015
Publisher:
St. Martin's Publishing Group
Print pages:
320
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CINNAMON FROM CEYLON. Nutmeg from Grenada. Cloves from Madagascar. A regular United Nations lined the shelves of Spice It Up! Pleased, I stepped back to admire the window display I’d just finished. The collection of baking spices paired with the large wicker basket of red Cortland apples as nicely as cheese did with crackers.
In spite of naysayers, Spice It Up!, my little spice shop on the town square in Brandywine Creek, Georgia, was flourishing. Certain folks—they shall remain nameless—were reluctant to admit that a former country club wife who’d been dumped by her ambulance-chasing, skirt-chasing husband of twenty-some years could morph into a successful shopkeeper. But I’d done it. I’d showed them.
With a contented sigh, I returned to my place behind the counter, intending to check inventory. I’d no sooner clicked on the computer than Melly Prescott, my former mother-in-law, burst through the door.
“Piper,” she gasped. “I practically ran all the way over.”
I stared at her, aghast. Melly, run? Never in a million years. Not even if her house were on fire. It simply wasn’t her nature to hurry. “Melly, are you all right?”
Melly pressed a blue-veined hand against her twinset-clad chest. “I’m fine, dear, really,” she panted. “Give me a minute to catch my breath, is all.”
I went over to her and, taking her elbow, guided her toward one of the stools I kept behind the counter. I studied her more closely. She looked … different. Her usual not-a-hair-out-of-place silver pageboy was mussed. If that weren’t alarming enough, she’d ventured out in public without first applying lipstick.
Melly managed a laugh, albeit a breathless one. “The way my heart’s pounding, you’d think I’d just won a dance contest.”
“Sit down. I’ll get you some water.” Racing for the small fridge at the rear of the shop, I patted the pocket of my sunny yellow apron with its chili pepper logo for the reassuring outline of my cell phone. I might need to dial 911. Melly not only looked different, but she was behaving strangely as well. Was this a warning sign of a stroke?
Casey, my mutt of many breeds, woke from his snooze at the foot of the back stairs leading up to my apartment. My scruffy pet raised his head, one ear cocked, as if to ask what all the commotion was about. When I ignored him, he resumed his afternoon nap.
I snatched a bottle of water from the fridge, twisted off the cap, and hurried to Melly’s side. “Here you go.”
“Thanks, dear.” Melly took an unladylike gulp.
Although her breathing was less ragged, Melly’s color was still high, her cheeks flushed, and her eyes mirror bright. I berated myself for not taking the CPR course offered at the fire station. One never knew when that information might come in handy. What is the rule of thumb these days? I wondered. Were people still doing mouth-to-mouth? Was it chest compressions only? Or both? I made a mental note to Google this later.
“You haven’t stopped taking your blood pressure medication, have you?” I inquired, eyeing her nervously.
“Mercy sakes, no,” she said. “I’m fit as a fiddle.”
I regarded her thoughtfully. Melly had to be in her seventies, but other than that, I didn’t have a clue which end of the spectrum her birthday fell upon. I doubted even CJ—her son, my ex—knew his mother’s exact age. According to the Melly Prescott Book of Etiquette, never ask a woman her age. Never. And if—I shuddered at the prospect—a person unwittingly breached the etiquette protocols, a bald-faced lie was perfectly acceptable.
“Melly”—I channeled my inner yoga instructor—“why don’t you take a deep, calming breath, then tell me what’s going on.”
She withdrew an envelope from the pocket of her A-line skirt. “I wanted you to be the first to see the letter that arrived in the afternoon mail.”
Before she could explain further, a woman who looked startlingly familiar, yet drastically different, charged through the door. “Honeybun, wait till I tell you…”
Melly and I gaped at the new arrival dressed in red with blond hair styled in a beehive. Hoops the size of tangerines dangled from her earlobes. Strappy sandals with three-inch wedge heels were also a clue. Big earrings, high heels, and bright colors pointed in only one direction. I was the first to recover from surprise. “Reba Mae Johnson, that you?”
Opposite as opposite could be on the outside, Reba Mae, my BFF, and I were two peas in a pod when it came to things that mattered. Where I was barely five foot two, with unruly red curls and eyes as green as a tomcat’s, Reba Mae was tall and statuesque, with fair skin and eyes a pretty soft brown. Her hair color varied with her mood—or maybe the moon. Yesterday it had been jet black; today it was sunflower yellow. The two of us had bonded years ago over diapers, teething, and soap operas.
Melly pursed her lips, her urgent news temporarily forgotten. “Girl, what have you gone and done to yourself this time? You look like a floozy.”
Unabashed, Reba Mae patted her sky-high do. “You know what they say, Melly. The higher the hair, the closer to God.”
“Hmph.” Melly sniffed. “If that’s true, you oughta be close enough to whisper in his ear.”
“Stop!” I held up my hand like a traffic cop. “Will one of you kindly tell me what’s going on?”
Both of them began talking at once.
“I just received the most wonderful—,” Melly gushed.
“Y’all won’t believe—,” Reba Mae said—so excited, she couldn’t stand still.
They stopped midsentence and glared at each other.
“I was here first,” Melly pointed out. After sliding off the stool she occupied, she insinuated her smaller self between me and Reba Mae, who towered over us. “Piper, dear, I wanted you to be the first to hear my news.”
Reba Mae, not about to be outdone, gently but firmly elbowed Melly aside. “Piper, you’re gonna freak once I tell you—”
“Not so fast, missy.” Melly glowered at Reba Mae.
“Ladies, ladies,” I said, shaking my head in disbelief. “You’re behaving like a pair of six-year-olds. Don’t make me give you a time-out.”
Again, Melly sniffed, affronted. Reba Mae, on the other hand, pouted—she actually pouted. I hated to see a forty-something woman pout. It wasn’t a pretty sight.
“Fine,” Reba Mae conceded grudgingly. “Age before beauty.”
“Reba Mae Johnson,” I scolded. “Shame on you. That’s no way for you to speak to my mother-in-law.”
“Ex-mother-in-law,” Reba Mae and Melly chorused in perfect two-part harmony.
“Right,” I muttered. “Nice to see that you finally see eye to eye on something. Now, someone, please tell me what the heck’s going on.”
Melly took the high ground. “Go on, Reba Mae, you first.”
Reba Mae, not to be outdone, folded her arms across her impressive bosom. “No, you go first. I insist.”
Unbelievable! We had apparently reached a stalemate. I tucked an errant red curl behind one ear. “Why don’t we just flip a coin and settle this thing once and for all?”
I fished a shiny copper penny from the need-a-penny dish next to my antique cash register.
“Very well,” Melly agreed in a put-upon tone. “I’ll take heads.”
“Fine,” Reba Mae said, sounding equally prim. “Tails.”
I rolled my eyes, a gesture I’d acquired from my daughter, Lindsey, who turned seventeen in late July. Teens, I’d discovered, were hands-down experts when it came to eye rolls. “All righty, then.” I placed the coin on my closed fist and tossed it into the air. It landed on the heart pine floor and spun around a few times before coming to rest.
“Tails,” Reba Mae crowed. “I got the part.”
“And I’m going to be rich,” Melly announced, not missing a beat.
“Part? What part?” My head swiveled from one woman to the other. “Rich … how rich?”
“I’m gonna be Truvy Jones.” Reba Mae enveloped me in a hug that nearly cracked my ribs. “The opera house is puttin’ on Steel Magnolias. Since I own and operate the Klassy Kut—the best little ol’ beauty shop in Brandywine Creek—the director said I’d be perfect for the role.”
I hugged her back. “That’s wonderful, Reba Mae. You’ll make the best Truvy ever.”
Melly cleared her throat to regain my attention. “My turn for a hug.” She put her arms around me in a stiff embrace, gave me an anemic squeeze, and just as quickly released me.
I tried not to show my surprise at this unprecedented display of affection. Now, I know hugging is second nature to most Southerners, but Melly Prescott didn’t number among them. I swear the woman must have been at the hairdresser’s the day the good Lord dispensed the hugging gene.
Melly’s face was wreathed in a smile the size of Texas. “I’m going to be rich, Piper. Not just rich, but filthy rich. And I owe it all to you.”
“Me? What did I do?”
“You feelin’ okay, Melly?” Reba Mae asked, genuine concern on her face. “You look a mite feverish. Maybe you should sit a spell.”
“Never felt better.” Melly waved a sheet of paper, which by this time was a bit crumpled. “I’m too excited to sit still, although I do feel a little flushed.”
Melly, excited? Flushed? Reba Mae and I exchanged nervous glances. Melly was scaring me. I regarded her worriedly. Eyes—the same blue gray as my ex-husband’s and my daughter’s—sparkled, her cheeks rosy. “How long has it been since your last physical?”
“Here, read this.” She shoved the letter into my hands. “This will explain everything.”
“What’s it say?” Reba Mae huddled closer so she could read over my shoulder.
I scanned the contents. It seemed a company called Trustychipdesign.com was prepared to make Melly a generous—make that very generous—offer for software she’d developed. After attending a trade show in Atlanta, the owners of the company planned to stop by Brandywine Creek and seal the deal in person. If all went according to plan, Melly would soon be a wealthy woman.
“Melly, this is wonderful news,” I said, “but I can’t take credit for your accomplishment.”
“Of course you can, dear,” she corrected. “If I hadn’t been so bored one afternoon while you were out running errands, I never would have been tempted to experiment with the software on your computer. I never would have discovered where my true talents lay.”
I recalled how upset I’d been several months ago when I returned to Spice It Up! and, much to my chagrin, discovered Melly had tinkered with my pricey point-of-sale software program. Guess all that tinkering had paid off.
“Next to yours, my grand announcement seems like small potatoes,” Reba Mae complained.
“Now, now, don’t say that.” Melly, no doubt feeling magnanimous, patted her arm. “Steel Magnolias is a wonderful play. Why, I saw it years ago and cried my eyes out. It was funny yet poignant. I loved seeing how all the women supported one another.”
“I never saw the play,” I confessed, “but I saw the movie version. Sorry, but I can’t remember who played Truvy.”
Reba Mae patted the blond confection atop her head. “Dolly Parton.”
“Well, then, that explains the do.”
“It’s a wig,” she explained needlessly. “The director, Sandy Granger, let me borrow it. Said she used it last year as part of a Halloween costume. Sandy claimed wearing it would help me get into character.”
“All this good news calls for a celebration. And I have just the thing.” Not waiting for an answer, I turned and ran up the stairs to my apartment. I returned minutes later with a bottle of champagne. “I’ve been saving this for a special occasion, and as occasions go, they don’t get any more special than this.”
“I’ll get cups.” Reba Mae dashed toward the rear of my shop and brought back three dainty teacups.
“Mmm, I don’t normally imbibe in spirits.” Melly eyed the bottle of bubbly, then broke into another smile. “But I suppose it won’t hurt to indulge just this once.”
I filled the teacups, then handed one to Melly and one to Reba Mae. I raised mine in a salute. “To Melly, soon to become the toast of the town. And to you, Reba Mae, a star is born. You, ladies, rock!”
“Hear! Hear!” they said as our cups clinked together.
The three of us proceeded to get comfy as we sipped and chatted. Melly and I claimed the pair of stools. Reba Mae perched on the edge of the counter, crossed her long legs, and let them dangle. I felt my chest swell with pride at seeing the pair looking so happy, so pleased with themselves.
Melly chuckled. “I can’t wait to see the expressions on everyone’s faces when I make my grand announcement at computer club.”
“Wish I could be a fly on the wall,” Reba Mae said.
“Yeah, me too,” I replied.
Melly smiled again, smugly. “Just because Thompson Gray’s the president, folks think he is the be-all, end-all when it comes to computers. They tend to overlook comments from a woman of a certain age. Will they be surprised at hearing my news!”
Thompson owned and operated Gray’s Hardware, down the block from Spice It Up! He’d returned to Brandywine Creek several years ago after his father passed away suddenly. He lived with his mother, and as far as I knew, he’d never married, never even had a serious relationship. And, if rumors were true, it wasn’t for lack of trying on Thompson’s part. “When’s the next meeting?” I asked idly.
“Tonight at seven o’clock,” Melly replied. “I volunteered to bring refreshments. How well do you think gingersnaps go with champagne?”
“Honey, everythin’ goes well with champagne,” Reba Mae drawled as she motioned to refill our cups.
“I really shouldn’t,” Melly demurred, then changed her mind. “Oh, why not? What harm can it do?”
We were giggling like schoolgirls at a pajama party when my ex-husband strolled in, looking dapper in his designer duds. CJ took in the scene at a glance, then fixed his gaze on the nearly empty champagne bottle. His sandy brows drew together in a frown. “Y’all ought to be ashamed. Drinkin’ like fish, and it’s not even five o’clock yet.”
Melly raised her cup. “It’s five o’clock somewhere, son. Care to join us?”
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