Chutes And Adders: A Robin

by Barbara Block

Genres: Mystery

Synopsis

Recently widowed Robin Light runs Noah's Ark, a Syracuse pet shop specializing in puppies and parakeets, bunnies and boas. Robin can't resist rescuing a stray kitten--or finding the vicious killer who set her up to take the rap. . .for murder. Deadly Venom The package looked innocent enough. . .until it was opened and the rare, saw-backed viper attacked. By the time Robin got her co-worker to the hospital, he was dead, the cops had unearthed a small fortune in her shop's heating vent, and she's been fingered as the prime suspect in a particularly nasty murder case. Now, as Robin struggles to clear her name and to keep Noah's Ark afloat, she finds herself following a trail strewn with corpses. . .straying far from her pampered pets and into a den of venomous secrets where someone stalks her with the cold-blooded skill of a cobra. . .someone coiled and ready to strike.

Release date: November 19, 2014

Publisher: Zebra Books

Print pages: 304

Sample

I was in the small mammal room treating the baby ferrets to a couple of tablespoons of peanut butter when the buzzer sounded, but by the time I managed to extract myself from them and get up front, whoever had been out there was gone. There was just a parcel lying next to the cash register. No big deal I figured. The UPS man was running late and hadn’t bothered waiting around for me to sign for it. He’d been doing that a lot lately.

It looked so harmless. In retrospect, it was as harmless as an open bottle of bourbon at an AA meeting, only I didn’t know that then. If I had, I would have chucked the damned thing out. Instead I started to open it. But as I was peeling the tape off one of the sides, I caught sight of the name on the package and realized I’d made a mistake. The delivery wasn’t for me. It was for John. So I did what anyone would have. I put the parcel down and went to get him.

He was working out back in the storeroom. The last room off the rear hallway, the storeroom was small, five by ten feet at the most. Before Murphy had bought the house and converted it into Noah’s Ark it had served as a mud room. Now it was a general catchall for livestock and supplies. I had to maneuver my way around sacks of dog food, bags of cedar shavings, and cages full of ball pythons, corn snakes, and boa constrictors to get to where John and Tim were cleaning out Atilla’s cage.

Tim was tapping on the outside of the aquarium glass to distract the lizard, while John lined the bottom of the cage with fresh newspaper. The fluorescent light emphasized his receding hairline, his skin’s greenish hue, and the pouches under his eyes. Even though he was only in his early twenties, John’s features were already blurred under a layer of fat put on by too many beers and too much fried food. The only good thing about his face was his eyes. Brown with specks of gold, they were usually fixed in an expression of sardonic amusement. By contrast, Tim’s body and face were all angles and planes: high cheek bones, almond eyes, a slash of a mouth, sinewy arms, long blond hair.

I was thinking about how opposite the two men were—beauty and the beast—when Atilla, bored with Tim’s efforts, charged at John’s hands. But he was ready for the five-foot monitor lizard—the move was one of her standard gambits—and he deftly moved his hands to one side like a toreador with a bull.

“I’ll be glad when we sell her,” Tim said as she smacked up against the aquarium glass. “She gives me the creeps.”

“Oh I don’t know.” John picked at one of his front teeth with a fingernail while he watched Atilla hiss and whip her tail from side to side in frustration. “I was thinking of buying her myself. I like her attitude.”

“Really?” Tim glanced up. “Well if you’ve got four hundred dollars to spend on her how about giving me back the two hundred you owe me?”

“Actually, I was kind of hoping the boss lady would give me a special deal,” John replied, winking at me as he walked over to a cage full of mice that was sitting on a table by the far wall.

I took a cigarette out of my front pocket. “I can give you the standard thirty percent,” I offered after I lit it.

“I was thinking more along the lines of fifty percent.”

“Sorry. But you know I can’t do that.” The store was operating too close to the edge for that kind of giveaway.

“Murphy would have.”

“But I’m not Murphy,” I replied, trying to keep the irritation out of my voice.

John gave a sullen shrug. “Hey, can’t blame a guy for trying.” Then he opened the cage door, grabbed a couple of mice by their tails, and dragged them out. “Feeding time,” he announced as he bore the squealing rodents over to Atilla’s cage.

I turned and headed for the door.

“Yo, stay and watch the show,” John called after me, an amused note in his voice. He thought it was funny that I didn’t like watching the big lizard feed.

“Thanks, but I’ll pass.” I took a couple more steps before I remembered I hadn’t done what I’d originally come in to do: tell him about the package.

When I let him know, John waved his hand absentmindedly in my direction, all his attention now focused on the spectacle that was about to unfold. “I’ll get to it later.”

“Whenever,” I said and left. I was halfway down the back hallway when Tim called out to me.

“Hey, Robin, I forgot to tell you Maroney was here before you came.”

I stopped and turned around. “What did he want?”

“The usual. You know, did I think you’d change your mind about selling the store?”

“Jesus. That man just won’t take no for an answer.”

“That’s probably why he’s successful,” Tim observed.

“Probably,” I agreed. I stubbed the cigarette out on the floor—I was smoking too much again—and continued on down the hallway.

The truth was: I wouldn’t mind selling the store. But it would be a stupid thing to do. The accountant had made that perfectly clear two weeks after Murphy had died. It was simple. If I sold the store, between the back sales tax I’d have to pay and the creditors I’d have to satisfy there’d be nothing left for me to live on. On the other hand, if I kept the store running and business picked up I’d be able to pay my bills and keep my house.

Of course that meant I’d have to stop working on my book, but then I wasn’t doing too well with it anyway. And it had seemed like such a good idea when I’d started a little over a year ago. The topic had been hot: anatomy of the standoff at the St. Marie Indian Reservation. The story had been running in the national papers for months and it had everything: gun running, gambling, government malfeasance, Mafia involvement, two murders. And thanks to a couple of friends of mine I had the inside track. I’d sold the project in three weeks. Taken the advance, done the research, and was halfway through the first draft when I discovered that one of my main sources had been lying and the other had disappeared. Which meant I had to start all over again. So I was now six months behind.

What I should have done was do more checking at the beginning instead of quitting my job at the Herald and going free-lance. But I’d been temporarily blinded by ambition, seen the book as a way to jump start a ten-year lackluster career as a news reporter. I don’t know. Maybe Murphy and I weren’t so different after all. Both of us running after dreams. Both of us slipping. Only he wasn’t going to get another chance. I was thinking about that, thinking about the fact that I was still having trouble believing he was dead—even though it had already been six weeks—as I went into the supply closet and started counting out crickets for the smaller lizards. Twenty minutes later I heard the scream.

I dashed out front. John was standing near the cash register, clutching his right hand with his left. His eyes were open wide in disbelief, the pupils dilated. His mouth was agape. His chest was rising and falling rapidly. When he saw me he raised his hand in supplication.

“Oh Christ,” he whimpered. “You gotta help me. I’ve been bit by a saw-scaled.” And he turned his head slightly toward the package that had come earlier. Only now it was open. And empty.

Tim and I both jumped back, scouring the floor with our eyes for the snake. Even though it was small, that species was aggressive and toxic as hell. But the viper wasn’t there. It had probably already slithered through one of the holes in the baseboard.

“We’ll have to look for it later,” Tim said as he got his lock knife out of his pocket and grabbed John’s wrist. “At least this should slow things down some,” he added making two quick cuts above the bite.

John groaned as the blade sliced into his flesh. Blood trickled onto the counter. I ran to the bathroom and grabbed a towel. By the time I returned crimson dots were stippling the white formica.

“Listen,” I told Tim as I wrapped the towel around John’s arm, “I’m going to take him to the hospital. It’ll be faster than waiting for the ambulance.” We were only ten blocks away from St. Ann’s. “You see if you can find the snake.”

He nodded and reached for the broom while I grabbed John’s good arm and propelled him across the floor. As I shut the front door, I could hear Tim crooning, “Come to Mama, baby. I’ve got something special for you.”

Even though it was less than an eighth of a block, the walk to the parking lot seemed to go on forever. By the time we’d reached my Checker Cab John’s brown hair was plastered with sweat and his breath was coming in gasps. My arm ached from supporting him. I could barely hold on to him while I opened the passenger door. Then I pushed him in, ran around to my side, and started the cab up. The engine roared.

“I’ll be right there,” I promised as I got out to scrape the ice off the windshield.

It only took me thirty seconds to clear a hole big enough to see out of, but it felt like thirty minutes. I got back in the car, shifted into drive, and zoomed onto the street.

“I don’t feel so good,” John whispered as I sped down Spofford.

“You’ll be fine,” I said, trying to convince us both.

But as I looked at the swelling creeping up his arm I knew that wasn’t true and I think John knew it too. I made a right onto Gifford, squealed around the corner onto West Street, and went through the intersection without stopping for the light. A guy driving an ’85 Camaro beeped and gave me the finger. I ignored him as I sped by. Out of the corner of my eye I watched a rope of saliva slide out of John’s mouth and fall onto his lap. I touched his shoulder, but he shrugged my hand off.

As we passed the All Souls Pentecostal Church, I asked him if he knew who had sent him the package. He answered me, but his words were so garbled I couldn’t understand them. He tried again, his mouth contorting with the effort. Nothing came out. The toxin was paralyzing his vocal chords.

I accelerated. Then as I was rounding the corner at Townsend and Clark I must have hit a patch of black ice because the car skidded out and I sideswiped a Jeep parked on the corner. I was straightening my wheels when I heard the wheezing. I glanced over. John’s face had gone gray. His chest was heaving like a bellows.

“Hold on,” I pleaded. “We’re almost there.”

This time he didn’t brush my hand away. I don’t think he could have even if he had wanted to.

As I made a sharp turn onto Ash, John fell against my arm. He shuddered and made a half gurgling, half barking noise. A stain spread over the front of his pants. The smell of feces filled the air. I said a prayer, put my foot down to the floor, my hand on the horn, and went up West Street at eighty miles an hour. I careened into the hospital parking lot, tromped on the brakes and ran hollering into reception. Suddenly people were lifting John out of the car. Everything was a blur of motion. A resident materialized beside me and I filled him in. When I was done, he started running down the hall after the stretcher.

“Was that John Blount?”

I spun around. A big sandy-haired man in jeans was talking to me.

I nodded.

“What the hell happened to him?”

But before I could tell him, hands were guiding me over to the receptionist’s cubicle. She sat poised at her computer, a gum-chewing Cerberus with black fingernails. After we were done, a gray-haired lady introduced herself as Mrs. Goff and shepherded me back through the crowded waiting area to a private room. Then she closed the door and asked me if I wanted something to drink,

I think it was her solicitude that made me realize John was dead. They had put me in here in case I broke down. Only I wasn’t going to. When I’d found Murphy lying in his car in the driveway I hadn’t been able to stop screaming. After I’d woken up from the shot the doctor had given me, I’d vowed I’d never let myself get that way again.

“Is there someone we should contact?” Mrs. Goff asked, intruding on my thoughts.

I shook my head. I couldn’t think of anyone.

She patted me on the shoulder. “I’ll just go and find out how your friend is doing.” And she closed the door carefully behind her, as if she were afraid something was going to break.

The room was small. There were no pictures on the walls, no magazines on the table in front of the sofa. I clicked on the TV. I got static. I turned it off and started pacing. I couldn’t sit still. Whenever I did, I saw Murphy lying in the car, white powder clinging to his nostrils. I couldn’t shake the image. I looked down at Murphy’s watch. It was only four-fifteen. Somehow I’d thought it was later.

Then I rubbed the band, something I’d been doing a lot lately. The watch twisted around my wrist. Even though I had put the clasp through the last hole, the band still didn’t fit. Murphy had been a big man, broad-shouldered, six feet two inches, one hundred ninety pounds, a man who took risks. Lots of them. That’s one of the things that had attracted me to him in college. I’d loved his motorcycle. His air of assurance. We’d been glued together by passion. Except recently . . . in the past year, we’d. . . . No. I shook my head.

I wouldn’t think about that now. Regrets were an expense I couldn’t afford. I got up and walked out into the hallway. At first I stood in front of the door, then I wandered down the corridor. The walls were painted a sad shade of yellow. The place reeked of disinfectant and fear. The nurses and the interns talking to each other ignored me.

In the first treatment room, a bone-thin woman in dirty jeans sat cradling a limp, small child. His face was flushed and his eyes shiny. Tears were running down the woman’s face. I averted my gaze and walked on. The other treatment rooms were empty. Halfway down the hall, I saw Mrs. Goff talking to someone and started toward her, but before I reached her, she spotted me and came over. The man she had been talking to followed.

He extended his hand and we shook. “I’m Dr. Powers. I’m afraid I have some bad news.”

“He’s dead, isn’t he?” I asked before he could say anything else.

“Yes. Yes, he is.” The man looked as if he had been on call for the past forty-eight hours. Under his white coat, his shirt and pants were wrinkled. Deep exhaustion lines were etched around the corners of his mouth.

I asked Powers what had happened.

“He was dead when you brought him in.” Powers spoke slowly, avoiding my eyes. He looked up at the lights and down at the floor while he talked to me. Clearly he had wanted to bring me good news and couldn’t. He seemed like a nice guy, someone who honestly cared and I felt bad for him. “We threw everything we had at him. What can I say? Nothing worked. His lungs just gave out.”

So that was that.

John was gone. I recalled him saying that he’d never make it past thirty. It looked like he’d been right.

I was turning to leave when it occurred to me that someone had to call the police.

“We’ve already done that,” Dr. Powers said when I made the suggestion. “There’s an officer waiting to talk to you in the lobby.”

The police want to talk to you.

I conjugated the phrase as I walked down the hall: the police want to talk to you; the police wanted to talk to you; the police will want to talk to you. Present, past, future. Then there was always the subjunctive, the pluperfect, and the conditional. Conditional. A good word. Also tenuous and fragile. Apt, not to mention applicable to the way I was feeling.

“He’s over there.” Mrs. Goff pointed past the nurses’ station to the reception area.

Not that I needed Mrs. Goff to point him out. I couldn’t have missed Murphy’s friend, George Samson, if I tried. Nobody could. I always thought that one look at him and the criminals would just lie down and give up. First of all the man was huge. He was at least six foot four, weighed well over three hundred pounds, and all of that weight was muscle. Secondly, he was black—not beige, not cocoa—but black. Blue black. African black. And third of all, he scowled. A lot. Fortunately he also happened to be a really nice guy.

He broke into a big smile when he saw me and started across the floor. “Hey, kiddo, how you doing?”

“Okay.” Amazing what habit makes you say.

Then when he was a couple of feet away, he stopped and folded his arms across his chest. “Do I have to wait until my twilight years for you to return my calls? I’ve been leaving messages on your machine for weeks.”

“I’ve been meaning to.” Embarrassed, I tugged on the waist band of my sweatshirt.

“But?”

I shrugged. “Things just got away from me.” The truth was I hadn’t spoken to friends or acquaintances since Murphy’s funeral. I couldn’t stand seeing the looks of pity on their faces.

“Anything I could do to help?”

“Not unless you can take out your magic wand and make the last couple of hours go away.”

George’s eyes widened. “Don’t tell me you’re the person they sent me down to talk to?”

“I’m afraid so.”

“Shit.” He rubbed his nose with his hand. “I’m sorry. You don’t need any more crap.”

“Hey, it’s not like this mess is your fault.”

George clapped his hand on my shoulder. “Listen, you look like you could use some grub. How about we go to the cafeteria, I buy you some food, and you can tell me what happened while you eat.”

“Sounds good to me.”

We talked as we went through the tunnel that connected the ER to the main part of the hospital. Different-colored arrows pointed in different directions. This way to X ray, that way to Internal Medicine, right to Radiation Therapy, left to the Mammography Suite, straight ahead to hell. As we walked, it struck me that maybe Murphy had been lucky to die at forty-two, that I was being selfish begrudging him his death. He wasn’t the kind who would have aged gracefully, but then I didn’t think I would either.

At the end of the tunnel we followed the orange arrow and turned left into the lobby and then right to the elevator bank. A prominent sign next to the buttons advised that stretchers had the right of way.

“What the hell is a saw-scaled viper anyway?” George asked as we got on the elevator.

“A small snake with a very nasty bite.”

“I’ve never heard of them.”

“They come from Southeast Asia.”

“So it bought a ticket and took a plane here?”

I smiled. “In a manner of speaking. Lots of dealers in the States have import permits for them. Evidently people like to buy them. Go figure.”

George rolled his eyes. “I’ve been in this job for ten years and people’s stupidity still never fails to amaze me.”

I silently agreed, thinking of Murphy dead from a cocaine overdose. We didn’t say anything else until we stepped out into the cafeteria. It was a barn of a place. The fluorescent lights, pea green walls, and gray linoleum made it feel like a barracks. According to the sign over the red fire doors, the place had been designed for five hundred, but only a handful of people were sitting there.

“What do you want to eat?” George asked.

“A hamburger, a Coke, and a piece of fruit,” I answered, suddenly realizing that I was in fact ravenous. It was after five and all I had had all day was a bag of Hershey’s Kisses and what felt like ninety-seven million cups of coffee.

While George went to place the order, I collapsed onto a chair at a nearby table. Somebody had left a newspaper behind and out of habit I thumbed through it. The life style section was running a feature article I’d submitted three months ago on marriage counseling. I tried to read it but the letters wouldn’t form themselves into recognizable words. Shock probably. Not that I needed to read it. I knew it was competent. But not inspired. An analysis which pretty much summed up my working years.

After college I’d been a substitute teacher in New York City for three years, but I’d gotten tired of the daily aggravations and given it up. Then I’d tried making it as a free-lance photographer. But I hadn’t had the drive and when Murphy got a job in an ad agency up in Syracuse, I’d been glad to leave the city for Central New York. I’d done a little of this and a little of that for six months. Then I’d lucked into a job as a reporter on the Herald Journal. And stayed. I sighed and turned the page. I was reading my horoscope when George returned.

“You believe in that stuff?” He set down the tray.

“I don’t disbelieve.” I closed the paper. “How about you?”

George snorted and pushed the hamburger toward me. “Here. Your food’s getting cold.”

But suddenly I wasn’t hungry anymore. The smell of the meat had made my throat close. It was a problem I’d been having a lot lately: being hungry and then not being able to eat. The only foods I seemed to be able to get down these days were yogurt and chocolate. I pushed the tray away, lit a cigarette in spite of the NO SMOKING sign on the wall, and asked him to start. I wanted to get this over with so I could go home and curl up in bed.

George squeezed my hand then took his notepad out of his breast pocket. He wrote down my name, address, and phone number, while I wound a hank of hair around my finger and studied it. It was carrot-colored. And I had the dead white skin to go with it.

When I was little I’d hated my coloring, my appearance: a gawky, tall, blazingly white, carrot-topped stranger dropped in among a family of short, compactly built, dark-haired people. For years I thought I’d been adopted. The only features that told me otherwise were my brown eyes and the distinctive slight downward twist of my nose.

My father had kept telling me I’d be beautiful when I grew up, but I’d believed my mother who’d said I’d be attractive if I dressed properly and used makeup. I was wondering why I’d believed her and not him when George’s voice cut through my thoughts.

“Now tell me exactly what happened,” he urged.

I did and he wrote my answers down slowly and deliberately, pausing every now and then to make sure he had gotten my words right. The pen, the kind that came ten to a package, loo. . .