Cardinal Sin

Book 9: Bird Lover's Mystery

by J.R. Ripley

Genres: Mystery; Cozy Mystery; Female Sleuths

Synopsis

Birds & Bees owner Amy Simms will need help from her fine-feathered friends when an uncommon bird sighting plunges her into a hornet’s nest of black magic and murder most foul . . . Amy’s enjoying a rare moment of relaxation when a customer shows up seeking her expertise in ID-ing an unusual bird she’s seen flying around her wooded cabin at the edge of town. Ruby Lake, North Carolina, newcomer Yvonne Rice resembles an exotic bird herself—apparently the kind that doesn’t fly. When she’s found shot to death in her locked cabin, the only witness found is a statue of a voodoo deity staring down from the mantel. Does the rare yellow cardinal Yvonne spotted hold any clues to her demise? What about the Ouija board spelling out the words I am murdered? As Amy delves deeper into Yvonne’s life and meets her strangely secretive neighbors, she’s determined to stop a fowl-hearted murderer from migrating to a new killing ground . . .

Release date: May 14, 2019

Publisher: Lyrical Press

Print pages: 228

Sample

1

It was a quiet afternoon in Birds & Bees, and I was enjoying being lazy. Then again, they say that it’s always quietest before the storm.

They were right.

I was half-drowsing in the sun with a patchwork comforter over my knees—a gift from my aunt Betty—feeling much like a lounging lizard in late August, kicking lazily back and forth in the rocking chair. I’d moved it to the window to be nearer the warm, sleep-inducing sunlight when the bell tolled, announcing a customer.

“Hello,” I said, struggling to control the yawn that was working its unladylike way out of my mouth. I stood, balled up the comforter, and tossed it on the rocking chair, setting it in motion once again—either that or a ghost had taken up residence. “Welcome to Birds and Bees.”

“Hi.” A lovely, auburn-haired woman smiled at me. “I was across the street when I saw your sign.”

“Awesome. Welcome.”

I examined my new customer the same way I would a new bird. There was an exotic quality to her features, including the deep-set brown eyes that were revealed when she pulled off her sunglasses and stuck them atop her head. There might have been some Polynesian or Hawaiian blood coursing through her veins. Arteries, too, for that matter.

“This is your first time in our store, I take it?”

“Yes.” The woman was dressed casually in blue denim pants and a sweater the color of moss that fell to just below her hips. Her shoes were dusty leather work boots that ended at the ankles and looked like they might have a story or two to tell.

“Is there something particular I can help you with? We stock our own blends of birdseed and locally made birdhouses.”

“Do you sell bees?”

“Bees?”

“You know, buzz-buzz.” The vibrating of her fulsome lips sounded remarkably beelike.

“Sorry, no.”

“I suppose I should have known. I was hoping…” She glanced at the window. “Because of your sign.”

“Birds and Bees?”

“Yes.”

“Again, sorry. You aren’t the first person to get confused. I sell a few beekeeping supplies but not much else. And Mitch Quiles is pretty much my only regular customer for those. In the spring and summer, we also carry plants that are beneficial to bee and butterfly populations.”

“Mitch Quiles?”

“Mr. Quiles is a beekeeper. He owns an apiary at the edge of town. I’ve got jars of his honey for sale on the shelf there, if you are interested in some local honey.” I pointed down aisle two. “It’s organic.”

The woman was disappointed. “When I saw the sign, I just assumed you sold bees. Silly of me, I guess. I didn’t even know I was in the market for bees until I saw your sign from the diner window.”

I followed her gaze out the window. Ruby’s Diner, once a gas station, stood directly across Lake Shore Drive from the Queen Anne Victorian house that served as my home and the center of my business operations. A dusty, matte-black pickup truck sat at the curb.

“Follow me.” I motioned for her to accompany me to the sales counter.

The house is three stories plus an attic and a basement. The store occupies the first floor. The main stairway in the middle of the store leads up to the second floor, which was currently occupied by a couple of renters. One of them being an employee of mine, Esther Pilaster. The other unit was currently occupied by the co-owner of Brewer’s Biergarten, which was immediately next door. His name was Paul Anderson. My mother and I had the third floor to ourselves. Paul’s partner was my ex-partner—in bed, not beer, that is.

Being over a hundred years old, the house needed constant repairs and upkeep. Then again, I was only a little more than a third that age, and I needed constant repair and upkeep, too.

“Here.” I rummaged through an old-fashioned Rolodex under the counter. “Let me give you Mr. Quiles’s contact information. Maybe he can sell you some bees. A starter set, as it were.” I grabbed one of our store’s business cards and flipped it over to write on the back.

“Thanks. That’s very helpful of you,” she said, taking the card from me. I watched her lips move as she read the back of the card, then flipped it over to examine the front. “Amy Simms. That’s you?”

“Yep. All five foot four and hundred and five pounds.”

The woman was polite enough not to call me out on what was clearly an underrepresentation of my weight. She flapped the business card repeatedly against her opposite hand, then stuffed it in the front pocket of her jeans. “Thanks again.”

“My pleasure, Ms.…?”

“Yvonne Rice. Call me Yvonne.”

“Pleased to meet you, Yvonne. I haven’t seen you in Birds and Bees before. New to town or visiting?”

“I arrived about a month ago. I bought a cabin on five acres.”

“Wow. I envy you.”

“Yeah, I love it. I came from the city, so the solitude and the space are a real treat.”

“Tell me about it. I live here.”

“Here?” Her brow formed a V.

“Right here.” I spread my arms. “This is not only my place of business, it is home sweet home.”

Yvonne chuckled. “At least it’s convenient.”

“But there’s no getting away from work,” I replied. “Or my tenants.”

Yvonne Rice flipped through the pages of a well-worn bird ID guide I kept on the sales counter. “Now that I think about it. Maybe you can help me with something else.”

“Sure, name it.”

“There’s this bird that’s been hanging around in the bushes around my cabin.”

“Can you describe it?” I was always up for a challenge.

Her finger stopped on a page near the front of the book. “It looks like this.”

“A cardinal?” The northern cardinal was a common bird in these parts. “I’m not sure I understand your question.” And I didn’t.

She ran her thumbnail over the picture of the bird. “You see, it looks like this. I mean, the shape, that thick bill, and that black around the face…”

“But?”

“But the bird I have been seeing is yellow.”

I tilted my head. “Yellow? How do you mean?”

She turned the book to face me. “The feathers. They are yellow, not red.”

“OMG. I heard about this a couple of times. I think somebody in Kentucky reported a sighting a few years back. Then a woman down in Alabama or Louisiana, I forget which, she actually filmed one visiting her bird feeder.”

“What is it?”

“It is a northern cardinal. But it’s a genetic mutation. Very, very rare,” I explained. “Don’t quote me on this, but if I remember correctly, its yellow feathers are due to a rare mutation that blocks its ability to assimilate red hues. You know how flamingos get their rosy pink color from the shrimp they eat?”

“Yes, I’ve heard that.”

“Cardinals normally eat foods that are carotenoid-rich, too. That’s what produces these red and orange feathers.” I indicated the vivid red cardinal in the book. “Because of this mutation, the yellow cardinals are incapable of metabolizing those carotenoids, or something like that.”

I scratched my head. “I’m no scientist.”

“I think I understand.”

“And you got to see one.” I sighed and planted my elbows on the counter. “Wow.”

“So they are relatively common around here then?”

“Only if you consider one-in-a-million common,” I said with a laugh. “I’ve never seen one. I’ve never personally known anybody who has.”

She smiled coyly. “Except me.”

“Yes, except you.”

“Would you like to see it?”

“I would love to!”

“No problem. Give me a couple of days to figure out a good time.”

“Of course.” I pulled her closer as a familiar customer crossed the threshold. “Mind if I give you a friendly piece of advice?”

“Okay.”

“I wouldn’t go spreading the word around about the bird.”

“Why not?”

“The last person to do that had people flocking to her yard trying to catch a glimpse.”

Yvonne put a finger to her lips. “Mum’s the word.” She did a slow turn. “Maybe I should think about getting a bird feeder or two.” She rubbed her hands together. “Some birdseed, too.”

“I like the way you think, Yvonne.” Smelling a sale, I hastened from behind the counter to assist my new friend.

* * * *

Three days later, I found myself invited to a housewarming and bird-watching party.

Yvonne Rice had popped into the store a second time—and that time I had not been snoozing—and invited me to supper at her house. “Nothing formal,” she explained. “In fact, we’ll use the big picnic table in the backyard. I set up the bird feeder there. Hopefully, the cardinal will show up for us.”

“Have you seen it since we last spoke?”

“Once or twice.”

“That’s good.” It was a sign that the bird was staying in the area.

“There will only be a few other neighbors. Being new to town, I don’t know a lot of folks. Feel free to bring a date.” She paused. “Or are you married? I don’t see a ring.”

“Single.” I looked at my empty ring finger. The only ring I had was around my bathtub. Mom kept it clean, and Mom was out of town. I tended to let the whole cleaning thing slide. “But I have a boyfriend. His name is Derek.”

“Bring him. You should come too, Kim.” Kim was on duty at the time. “In fact, bring your mother and anybody else you like.”

I explained that my mom was in New Orleans with her twin sister, my aunt Betty, enjoying the sights. “But I will tell Esther.” She hadn’t been working in the store at the time. Whether she would be interested in attending was anybody’s guess.

In the end, Esther declined the invitation, telling me that somebody had to stay and keep the store open and the dollars coming in.

It was a barbed commentary on my habit of abandoning the store for more pressing matters. I couldn’t help it that the Town of Ruby Lake was a hotbed of activities other than bird-watching.

Although in this particular instance, bird-watching was exactly what I hoped to do. Catching a glimpse of the rare yellow cardinal would be a real coup.

Yvonne and I had agreed that if we saw the bird, we would photograph it and post it on the Birds & Bees bulletin board and web page, without mentioning its exact location, only that it had been sighted in the county. That would preserve her privacy and the cardinal’s peaceful existence.

On the way now to Yvonne Rice’s cabin, I had my camera and binoculars with me. Kim rode along with me in the minivan. Her boyfriend, Dan, was meeting us there because he was working up till then. Ditto my own boyfriend, Derek Harlan. He’s an attorney in town, and he can examine my briefs any time he wants to.

Don’t ask me to explain what that means.

I slowed and turned off the main road onto a bumpy gray gravel drive leading up to a modest log cabin with a stacked river-rock chimney.

Several other vehicles were parked haphazardly on the gravel and patchy grass between the cabin and the road. The smell of pine filled the air.

“There’s Dan’s car.” Kim nodded at a vintage Firebird Trans Am, Dan’s pride and joy. I didn’t see Derek’s little import model.

“I’m glad he could make it after all.”

Dan originally had said he was scheduled to be on duty and would be unable to attend. At the last minute, he had called Kim to say that he had worked out with Chief Kennedy to take the evening off.

Following the sounds of animated voices, we found that everyone had arrived before us, including Derek. He had exchanged his business suit for a pair of nice-fitting jeans and a green flannel shirt. All were seated around a redwood picnic table draped in a pale red and yellow gingham cloth that fluttered in the breeze.

At the edge of the yard, I spotted Yvonne’s new red tube feeder dangling from a lower limb of an old oak.

Yvonne waved and hurried over to greet us. Introductions were made.

“I brought you a little housewarming gift.” I handed her my gold-wrapped box.

“You shouldn’t have,” Yvonne protested. Our hostess was rocking a pair of form-fitting sand-colored corduroys and a white sweater. A compact, rainbow-colored knit cap sat atop her head. I was in my best denim and a silky-soft flannel shirt.

Yvonne had said there was no need for formality. Not that that had stopped Kim, who had decided to flaunt her good looks in a tight, knee-length blue skirt and matching top, along with a sequined jacket she had purchased at a designer outlet shop out by the interstate near Charlotte.

“Me, too.” Kim thrust her offering on Yvonne as well, and she carried the packages to the picnic table.

Mine was a birdhouse. Kim had refused to tell me what was in her own box. “You’ll see when Yvonne opens it,” was all she would say.

After introducing us to the others seated at the table, Madeline Bell, Ross Barnswallow, Murray Arnold, and Kay Calhoun, Yvonne opened my package first. “A birdhouse.” She lofted it for all to see. “How adorable.” It was. Aaron’s houses boasted delicate gingerbread roofs and copper trim. Each was lovingly hand-painted pale blue with white trim.

“It’s handcrafted by a local woodworker named Aaron Maddley,” I explained.

“What else would you expect from her?” Derek said with a gleam in his eye. “Not to mention, she was once madly in love with the guy.” Derek has blue eyes, brown hair, stands over six feet tall, and is keep your hands off him, he’s mine handsome.

I blushed and set my camera and binoculars on the picnic table. “You know that’s not true. We went on one date. And that wasn’t a real date.”

“Yeah. Besides, now Aaron is seeing Tiffany,” Kim said, being absolutely no help at all. Tiffany is a waitress at Ruby’s Diner. A buxom, green-eyed blonde, she has set so many hearts on fire since her divorce that the fire department ought to follow her around to protect the town.

Kim’s package was next. She had sealed it with enough sticky tape to bind every carton under a Christmas tree and still have some left over for taping holiday cards to her front door.

After cutting through all that tape, with the assistance of a steak knife, Yvonne lifted the cover of the box and pulled out an eight-inch-tall statue dressed in a red suit and matching top hat. The little man with the twisted, skeletal face seemed to be sneering at me.

I shivered.

He was someone whom I knew all too well. I threw Kim a look. Yvonne set the doll carefully on the picnic table and extracted a folded white card.

Dan whistled and leaned back.

“What is it?” several of the others asked at once.

“Yes, what the devil is it?” A man I’d been introduced to as Murray leaned in for a closer look.

Devil was right, I couldn’t help thinking.

Yvonne unfolded the card and began reading. “Baron Sam—” She stumbled over the words and frowned.

“Samedi,” pronounced Kim.

“Samedi,” Yvonne nodded and continued reading from the enclosed card. “Baron Samedi is…”

As Yvonne read, I whispered in Kim’s ear. “The Lord of Death? Really, Kim? I can’t believe you brought the Lord of Death as a housewarming gift.”

2

Baron Samedi, also known as the Lord of Death in the voodoo religion, was an outlandish spirit known for his scandalous and filthy behavior. The baron is said to spend most of his time in the invisible realm of voodoo spirits. He ought to make it one hundred percent of his time, if you ask me.

While married to another voodoo spirit, he was known to swear continuously, make filthy jokes, and chase the skirts of mortal women when given the chance—and he was always looking for chances.

Kim took a self-satisfied sip from her glass. “At least we’re rid of it,” she mumbled for only me to hear.

I was about to protest when I realized she was right. The Lord of Death had meant nothing but trouble for us ever since the day I had unintentionally purchased it from a fortune-teller whom I had suspected of murdering her husband. She had foisted the doll on me before I had even known what was happening.

I later foisted the devil doll on Kim. Since then, it had become an ongoing battle between the two of us.

I had read that Baron Samedi stood at the crossroads between the dead and the living. Personally, I didn’t care where he stood as long as it was nowhere near me. Kim and I had been shuffling him back and forth and beyond, trying to get rid of him. Somehow, he always returned. This time, we might just be rid of him for good.

Maybe he would bring better luck to Yvonne.

Maybe I could talk Yvonne into carrying the little guy back to Hawaii with her on her next visit home and dumping him there.

Preferably in the center of a volcano.

The center of an active volcano.

Come to think of it, maybe she could take Craig Bigelow, my long-time, long-gone ex-boyfriend along for the ride. He’d look pretty good at the bottom of a volcano himself.

No, I don’t have ex issues. Notice I didn’t say active volcano in this instance.

“Truce,” I whispered, raising my glass in a toast. Kim smiled, and we clinked our glasses in comradely fashion.

We got down to the business of eating. I was a little uneasy with Baron Samedi watching me eat from his perch beside our host, like a keen-eyed eastern screech owl waiting for his warm, fat dinner—in this case, me—to come trundling innocently along. But after my second glass of wine, I barely noticed him at all.

The yellow cardinal made a brief appearance near dusk. I managed to get a couple of decent shots, despite the lack of proper lighting.

None of the others shared my excitement over the sighting, with Murray Arnold proclaiming that it was “just a bird.” Derek expressed some interest, but I knew that was just to make me happy.

Like I said, it was for the best that nobody made a big fuss about the yellow cardinal anyway.

“You’ve chosen a lovely spot to live,” Madeline Bell remarked. She was a mature woman in her late fifties or early sixties, by my guess. Her frizzy blond hair held a trace of gray. A tightly knit braid hung to the middle of her back. “I know I have enjoyed it immensely.”

“It can get quite lonely,” said the woman at the far end of the bench from me. This was Kay Calhoun. So far, she had said few words. She was of average height with short dark hair and equally dark eyes. She wore a pale blue sweater open over her shoulders. The chest and sleeves were pilled, and the collar and cuffs were frayed. Underneath the sweater, she had on a shapeless dress—pink and lavender geraniums on a black background. She kept her shoulders pulled in tight as if trying to draw into herself.

“Thanks, Madeline,” answered Yvonne. “I think so, too. And I am not worried about getting lonely, Kay. I intend to stay busy.”

“If you don’t mind my asking,” said Dan, “what’s your occupation, Yvonne?”

“For now, this place.” Yvonne tossed her hand in the air. “I’m planning on returning everything back to as natural a state as possible.”

“That sounds wonderful,” I replied.

“By back to as natural as possible—what do you mean?” asked Dan. He scanned the trees as if counting them one by one.

“Yeah.” Derek swiveled his head across the backyard. “This place is about as natural as you can get already.”

“Add solar for power, for one thing. I plan to install a turbine for wind power, too. Get some bees, maybe a hive or two. I want to make the yard more wildlife friendly also.”

“And bird friendly?” I asked with a smile.

Yvonne lifted her glass and sipped. “Bird and bee and every other living creature friendly.”

“Except mosquitos and no-see-ums, I hope.” Derek slapped the back of his neck.

Yvonne drank again and set her glass on the table. “I’m going to let the lawn around the house return to nature with grasses that don’t require mowing or nasty chemicals.”

“I like the sound of that.” Dan chuckled. Dan is solidly built, with big brown eyes and black hair.

“I can attest to that,” Kim said. “On his time off, Dan prefers working on his old cars to mowing the lawn.” She gave him a friendly elbow in the ribs.

“Guilty as charged,” he confessed.

“I am going to tear down the old stables and build a green-certified home for myself there.”

“What about this house?” Kim was in her midthirties like me, but with long legs, blond hair, and to-die-for blue eyes. My eyes are blue, too, but no one had yet threatened to murder me for them. And my hair is the color of a chestnut woodpecker. Yes, it is my natural color. Those bottles of hair color in the bathroom belong to my mother.

“It will still be here,” answered Yvonne.

“Sounds like a lot of work to me,” quipped Murray Arnold. I noticed for the first time that his nose looked like it had been carved by the wind into a sculpted sandstone formation.

“I don’t mind,” Yvonne replied. “I’m ready for it.”

“You aren’t planning on letting this place sit empty, are you?” asked Ross Barnswallow. “We don’t need another eyesore.”

“Not at all,” Yvonne assured him and us. “I’ll run my business from here.”

“What business is that?” Madeline Bell wanted to know.

“This and that. My feather craft work. I’m planning on farming and selling my produce. Do some canning and jarring, have a real country store. I want to start an organic farm. No pesticides.” She rubbed her hands with relish.

Ruby Lake’s newest resident had big plans.

“No, just a lot of pests blathering about toxins and saving the world,” muttered Madeline Bell to my surprise. She twisted her napkin and dropped it on her empty plate. “Let nature take its course, that’s what they say, but then where will we be?”

No one seemed to feel up to responding to Madeline Bell’s comment. There followed an awkward silence until Ross Barnswallow broke it.

“Feather craft?” Ross erupted suddenly as if he couldn’t hold the words in any longer. His face turned a mottled purple. It seemed Yvonne had struck yet another o. . .