Amateur sleuth Samantha Washington’s shopping trip to Chicago takes a deadly detour when a man is murdered on her bus . . . After some post-Christmas retail therapy in the Windy City, mystery bookshop owner and historical whodunit novelist Sam Washington is returning home to North Harbor, Michigan, on a chartered bus. With Nana Jo and her gal pals Irma, Dorothy, and Ruby Mae from Shady Acres Retirement Village along for the ride, it's a lively trip. But one passenger is not so lively—a gentleman Irma befriended is found dead in his seat after an unscheduled stop. The ladies immediately shift gears to find out who punched his ticket, while Sam slips into the driver's seat to make sure Nana Jo and her crew steer clear of fatal conclusions . . . Praise for V.M. Burns and The Plot is Murder “A promising debut with a satisfying conclusion.” — Publishers Weekly “Cozy mystery readers and historical novel aficionados will adore this warm-hearted, cleverly plotted new series.” — Kings River Life
Release date:
November 26, 2019
Publisher:
Kensington Books
Print pages:
218
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It was never good when my grandmother included my middle name. Mid-thirties and I still cringed as much as I did as a kid. I snapped the book I was perusing closed and looked up. “What?”
“You own a mystery bookshop where you spend 99 percent of your life. It’s our last day in the Windy City, and you want to spend the time we have left before our bus leaves in a mystery bookshop?” She straightened her nearly five-foot-ten frame to its fullest extent and looked down her nose at me.
“It’s research.” I glanced around the room to make sure the owner who greeted us when we came in wasn’t within hearing distance. Thankfully, the owner, Linda Herold, was occupied with another customer. Linda was a stunning woman with a statuesque frame and immaculate hair, nails, and clothes. She looked as though she’d just stepped off the cover of Vogue rather than out of the back of a storage room. I stared down at my blue jeans and tried not to slump at the realization I looked more like a country hick than an aspiring author and mystery bookshop owner. I leaned closer to Nana Jo and whispered, “Keep your voice down.”
“If you don’t put that book back on the shelf and get your hiney out of this store at once, so help me God, I’m going to take you over my knee.” She turned to march out of the store, but something caught her attention and she stopped. “Isn’t that the man Irma picked up at the bar the other night?”
“Are you joking? Irma Starczewski picks up at least two men every day of the week. I don’t even try to keep track.” I followed Nana Jo’s gaze.
She was looking at a secluded area in the back of Murder Between the Pages. The bookstore wasn’t large, but it took advantage of the vertical space. There were tall bookshelves along the walls and narrow rows with five-foot bookshelves. In the back corner, there was a spiral staircase that led to a loft area that was dark and filled with books. An older man wearing a hat and heavy coat was upstairs arguing with someone I thought to be a woman.
“I can’t see his face.”
“Stand over here.” She stepped aside and pulled me closer. “His face looks familiar, but, for the life of me, I can’t remember where I’ve seen him before.” Nana Jo stared.
“I know what you mean, but maybe he just has one of those faces . . . Maybe he just seems familiar because he was wrapped around Irma at the House of Blues.” I laughed.
“Shhhh.” Nana Jo inclined her head toward a big man wearing tight jeans, a tight leather jacket, a baseball cap, and sunglasses standing nearby. “Check out Mr. Big.”
Nana Jo leaned close to me and whispered, “Even if he wasn’t wearing sunglasses inside a store, he’d stand out like a stripper at a Baptist camp meeting.”
Nana Jo’s metaphor might not have been politically correct, but I couldn’t argue with her logic. “Mr. Big” definitely stood out. Wearing mirrored sunglasses inside was only part of his disguise fail. Add to that, the extra tight leather jacket, which rode up in the back and exposed part of the butt of a gun in the back waistband of his jeans, and he might have had a neon sign over his head that read “Security.”
“Yeah. He’s holding that book upside down,” I joked.
Nana Jo stared at me. I smirked and she flashed a brief smile and then narrowed her eyes. “Don’t try to get on my good side, Samantha Marie. I want you outside in two minutes.” She turned and walked out.
More than the use of my middle name, I recognized the tone. I sighed and returned the book to the shelf. I took one last look at “Mr. Big” and then hurried outside. I could always come back to Chicago another time and check out the store, preferably without my pushy grandmother in tow.
Outside, Nana Jo impatiently tapped her foot, one hand on her hip, and had a look I knew could silence a classroom of rambunctious teens from her days as a high school math teacher.
I slunk up to my Nana Jo and gave her a kiss on the cheek. “I’m sorry.”
The corners of her lips twitched. All was forgiven.
“Where are the girls?”
Nana Jo pointed to a line of people that wrapped around the corner. “They refused to leave the city without popcorn.”
When we agreed to take the Shady Acres four-day shopping excursion to Chicago, we knew time was limited. The trip fee was extremely reasonable and had included four days and three nights at a four-star hotel in the theatre district, tickets to a play, and one meal in the hotel dining room. The theatre district was close to the large Macy’s and a short cab or elevated train ride from Michigan Avenue shopping. There was so much to do in the limited time we were there, each of the five of us identified one thing we wanted to do while in the city. Dorothy Clark wanted to shop, so we spent several enjoyable hours walking the Magnificent Mile and admiring the lights and seasonal atmosphere. The week between Christmas and New Year’s wasn’t the best time for outdoor excursions in Chicago. The wind from Lake Michigan could be bitterly cold, even in warmer months. However, we all dressed warmly and the wind was bearable. Excursions into Water Tower Place, Nordstrom, and Bloomingdale’s provided warmth and major hits to a few credit cards but was well worth the journey. Nana Jo chose a matinee performance of the Nutcracker ballet with live music by the Chicago Philharmonic as her one must-see event, and the performance was spectacular. Irma Starczewski, true to her nature, wanted to dance and pick up men, so she chose a night at the Chicago House of Blues. I chose tea at one of the fancy hotels downtown. We’d all managed to fit in everything, except Ruby Mae Stevenson’s wish. All Ruby Mae wanted was to get popcorn from a well-known Chicago attraction, Garrett’s Popcorn.
The tiny popcorn shop wasn’t much bigger than a telephone booth, but each time we walked by, the line of people was outside and wrapped around the building. We promised to try again every day in hopes of finding a time when the line wasn’t so bad, but here it was our last day and we still hadn’t found that moment.
“I’m glad Ruby Mae is getting her popcorn. Maybe I should go and take her place in the line.” I started to walk toward the line.
Nana Jo nudged my arm. “No need. Here they come.”
I looked up and Ruby Mae, Irma, Dorothy, and a tall good-looking gentleman followed with two large shopping bags in each hand.
The group approached and Ruby Mae broke into a big grin. “Sam, I want you to meet my cousin Arnold’s boy, Terrence.”
Terrence was a dark-skinned young man with a bright smile. He nodded politely.
“We better hurry if we’re going to get back to the hotel in time to catch our bus.” Nana Jo glanced down the street, lifted her arm, and let out a whistle that would have rivaled those produced by most trains.
A yellow taxi skidded to a stop at the curb and the five of us piled inside while Terrence and the taxi driver crammed our shopping bags in the trunk.
Not surprisingly, the traffic in Chicago was bumper to bumper. The trip, although relatively short, was an adventure. Our driver jammed on his brakes at least four times on the short five-block journey to our hotel, which would have sent us through the front windshield if we hadn’t been crammed inside like sardines. He screamed what I could only assume were obscenities in a foreign language at least twice at his fellow motorists. When he pulled up to the curb in front of our hotel, we pried ourselves out of the car, and I overcame a burning desire to drop to my knees and kiss the ground.
“That was certainly an adventure.” Nana Jo fanned herself as she straightened up slowly. “I think he just took five years off my life.”
Ruby Mae patted Nana Jo on the shoulder. “He certainly has improved my prayer life. I don’t think I’ve prayed that earnestly in quite some time.”
Dorothy staggered out of the front seat. Her purse was clutched to her chest. “I thought the taxi drivers in New York were bad, but they’re tame compared to Mario Andretti back there.” She pointed at our driver.
We stared as the taxi sped away from the curb so quickly he left skid marks in the street and a barrage of horn blasts in his wake.
“Come on, Josephine. Don’t just stand there gawking, get a move on.” Irma prodded Nana Jo in the back. “I see Max getting on the bus and I need to get up there and secure my seat before that hussy Velma Levington gets it.”
Irma’s back was to Nana Jo, so she missed seeing her raise her purse like a bat. Fortunately, I grabbed her arm and stopped her before she could club Irma.
“I’m going to brain that dingbat one of these days,” Nana Jo said through clenched teeth.
Irma ran to the bus in the six-inch heels Nana Jo called hooker heels, and I marveled at her balance.
Irma Starczewski was a petite woman, barely reaching five feet, even in her hooker heels. In her mid-eighties, she was the oldest of Nana Jo’s friends. Years of heavy chain-smoking had left their marks and she spoke with a raspy voice and had a persistent cough, which was either a result of the smoking or the alcohol she kept in a flask in her purse. She swore like a sailor and flirted with every man she met. Irma also had a big heart, and I knew Nana Jo loved her like a sister.
We’d checked out of our rooms earlier and left our luggage with the bellmen, so there wasn’t much for us to do except get onboard the charter bus and sit for the two-hour drive back to North Harbor, Michigan.
The bus driver, a tall man who looked to be in his thirties, stood at the door and offered a hand to each of us as we loaded onto the bus.
Nana Jo was in front of me. “You’re new. What happened to Earl?”
From the angle where she stood, Nana Jo probably wasn’t able to see the man’s face, but a bright red patch spread from his neck. However, it was quickly gone.
The man smiled. “Earl had an emergency and had to leave. However, I promise to take real good care of you.” He smiled again, but there was something behind his eyes that sent a shiver up my spine.
I forced myself not to wrench my hand away as the driver assisted me into the bus, but I couldn’t help wiping my hand on my jeans once I was inside and safely out of sight.
Nana Jo scooted over so I could sit next to her. “Something clammy about that one, isn’t there?” She inclined her head in the direction of the driver. “I wonder what really happened to Earl.”
“I’m sure it’s just like he said. Earl probably had something come up and had to go home.”
“Hmm . . .” She tilted her head to the side and stared at me.
“What?”
“You look like my granddaughter, but she’s smart enough to recognize cow dung when someone shovels it out.”
“She’s also smart enough to know when something is none of her business, and she knows how to keep her nose out of trouble.”
She raised an eyebrow but said nothing.
Irma had outrun Velma Levington. She cozied up next to Max Franck, a short, bald man with glasses and an air of something European. Irma met Max at the House of Blues a couple of nights ago. Apart from being able to hold his own with Irma when it came to shots, Max was also an enthusiastic dancer. He and Irma hit it off and spent the entire night drinking, dancing, drinking, and then drinking. Not unlike many residents of large cities like Chicago, Max didn’t drive and was surprisingly enthusiastic when Irma told him about the bus trip to North Harbor. At the time, I wondered why anyone from Chicago would want to go to North Harbor, Michigan. However, the look in Max’s eyes led me to believe his interest had less to do with the location and more to do with Irma.
They were so close at the House of Blues, I felt sure Irma would take him back to her hotel room. However, she was disappointed when he begged off, saying he had business he had to take care of but promised to join her today. Irma had been looking forward to his visit to Shady Acres and barely spoke of anything else. The bus wasn’t full, and the activities manager permitted Max to join the trip for the ride home for free since he hadn’t stayed at the hotel, eaten any meals, or taken part in any of the other activities. Besides, two residents had paid for seats on the trip but had been unable to attend at the last minute due to medical reasons. Max wasn’t the only new addition to the bus. There was another woman I hadn’t recognized from the first trip. She stood out because she didn’t seem like one of the seniors, although it was hard to tell. She had on a large hat, which hid part of her face. She walked down the aisle. As she passed by Max and Irma, I thought I noticed a glint of recognition in Max’s eyes.
Nana Jo leaned close. “I wonder who that is.”
I shrugged. “Probably someone’s daughter or granddaughter getting a free ride to North Harbor.”
Nana Jo nudged me. “Look, it’s Mr. Big.”
I stared after the man in question. He was the big, stocky man from the bookstore we’d seen earlier, with tight jeans and mirrored sunglasses.
“I wonder if he still has that gun in his pants?”
Nana Jo patted her purse. “Well, if he does, I’ve got my peacemaker with me and I’ll drop him like a Thanksgiving turkey if he so much as reaches a finger toward his waistband.”
He sidled down the aisle with a duffle bag. He took a seat directly across from Irma and Max. I could have sworn a look of recognition passed across Max’s face, but with sunglasses, it was hard to tell if Mr. Big had the same reaction and the recognition was mutual.
When Velma boarded, she glanced toward Max and Irma. For a brief second, she hesitated. That momentary hesitation brought a look in Irma’s face which could only be described as gloating. Velma glared. However, she quickly plastered on a fake smile and glanced around for a seat. Velma was about the same height and weight as Irma, but she lacked Irma’s outgoing personality. She had long white hair, which she usually wore in a tight bun. Velma’s most distinct feature was her eyes. They were blue, a cold, steely blue like Lake Michigan in the winter when the ice covered the water. Velma turned toward the seat next to Mr. Big but was thwarted when the stranger picked up his duffle bag from the floor and placed it in the empty seat.
“Well, I never.” Velma stomped down the aisle in search of another seat.
If Mr. Big took note of Velma’s ire, it was well hidden behind his sunglasses. He slouched in his seat and pulled his cap down so most of his face was hidden. Arms folded across his chest, he presented a stony barrier that screamed, “Do Not Disturb,” louder than any placard on a hotel room.
If the smile on Irma’s face and her body language were any indication, Irma reveled in her victory over Velma, whom Irma viewed as competition. Velma hadn’t been at Shady Acres long, but, in just a few short months, she and Irma had become bitter rivals in practically every area. This round was definitely scored in Irma’s favor.
Max, on the other hand,. . .
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