Okay, now that we’re World-famous, obscenely rich and successful beyond our worst nightmares, what do we do next?
Well, it transpires that taking the show on the road is probably – in hindsight – not actually the best possible thing to do. The wheels had been coming off long before the Consenting Adults circus arrives in Berlin; almost minute by minute things spin out of control.
What was supposed to be a nice, tame, convivial little cottage industry has turned into a monster and now the inevitable is happening. Lily – the glittering force of nature around which the entire River Hall world spins – is losing her lustre, her fame starting to be eclipsed by a new pretender.
Yes, the wheels are definitely coming off…and wouldn’t you know it, there’s a BBC documentary crew on the case, recording what looks ever more like the first days of the decline.
The only question is: can the young folks save the day?
Or do they even want to save their elders from the error of their ways?
The River Hall Chronicles continue next year with Book 4: The Honourable Member.