Victoria M. Patton Follow

Hey, I'm Victoria. I'm forced to share my home with my husband, two teenagers, two dogs, and two cats.

If I'm not plotting my escape, I'm using my Search and Rescue/Law Enforcement skills from the Coast Guard and my BS in Forensic Chemistry to figure out the best way to hide all the bodies and write amazing stories about the murders.

If I have any free time, I drink copious amounts of whiskey and binge watch Netflix and Hulu.