Scorpions in Corinth

by JM Alvey

Genres: Amateur Sleuth; Historical Mysteries; General Fiction

Synopsis

Philocles and his troupe of actors have taken their play, The Builders, on the road to Corinth. But when their local contact dies of a suspicious poison only hours after they arrive in the city, Philocles needs to start asking questions.

But in one of the busiest trading cities in the ancient world, with rival gangs roaming the streets and a seemingly ruthless poisoner on the loose - where does he even start?

Release date: September 5, 2019

Publisher: Orion Publishing Group

Print pages: 432

Sample

Chapter One

‘Oligarchs have no sense of humour. They’re famous for it.’ Hyanthidas slid the dish of olives across the tavern table.

‘Then we have a problem.’ I edged my papyrus sheets away from the bowl’s oily rim.

‘Cutting a dozen jokes is hardly going to wreck the whole play.’ The musician still didn’t understand, but then, he was a Corinthian.

‘The trouble is where I have to cut them.’ I shuffled through the pages to find the turning point in the drama. ‘If we can’t get some decent laughs in the political debate, it’s going to kill the pace stone dead, but we won’t get a chuckle in this town with jokes about Athenians who no one has even heard of. Or worse, by mentioning ones the audience will know for all the wrong reasons.’

I handed a sheaf of papyrus to my beloved Zosime, who was sitting patiently beside me on the bench by the tavern’s whitewashed wall. ‘Here we are.’

I read aloud from the scene where our play’s hero and his second in command were allocating tasks to their men, now that this boatful of warriors returning from Troy had decided to build a city on the wild shore where they found themselves stranded.

‘Send Myronides and a few men out to stake our claim to this land, but don’t expect him to be any good at masonry. I hear he’s far better at pulling down walls than building them.’

That had been hilarious in Athens. Myronides was the name of the general who had led our armies to successive victories in Boeotia, before underscoring his domination by having the city of Tanagra’s fortifications demolished.

Here in Corinth, though, he was remembered as the general who’d defeated a Corinthian army not once, not twice, but three times in rapid succession, to assert Athenian dominance over the Megarans whose lands lay between our two great cities. That might have been fifteen years ago, but memories of such humiliations linger. There would be men around us in this tavern this evening who’d marched and fought in those battles. They wouldn’t laugh at being reminded of that when they were in our audience at the theatre.

‘I see what you mean, but you won’t get any laughs making jokes about the city’s influential men.’ Hyanthidas raised his voice to make himself heard. ‘Everyone knows it’s foolish to cross the Council. No one will risk a grin at their expense.’ He helped himself to sausage and cheese.

As he did so, I saw he was busily scanning the tavern for anyone he knew, taking advantage of being taller than most, even sitting down. I knew how much he had been looking forward to coming back home. He’d spent most of the past year in Athens after I’d hired him to compose and play the music for our comedy in the Dionysia drama competition.

‘Those jokes still have to go.’ Zosime took the remaining pages out of my hands and tapped the whole manuscript into a tidy stack with her elegant, artist’s fingers. ‘You’re here to convince everyone that such conflicts between your cities are over.’ Born in Crete, she was as impartial as she was beautiful.

‘I know.’ I reached for a piece of bread.

Strictly speaking, we were here to convince the locals that Athenians, Corinthians and anyone from any other Greek city would all be equals as new citizens of Thurii, the colony currently being built across the sea in Sicily. Perantas Bacchiad, the wealthy Corinthian and Council member who was paying our bills on this trip, was a vocal supporter of the Thurii project, just like Aristarchos, who’d introduced me to him in Athens. Aristarchos had been my play’s original patron, footing the costs of our Dionysia performance as a rich man’s tribute to our city and our gods. He’s a firm supporter of Hellenic expansion westward into the untamed lands of Sicily and the mainland beyond, rather than looking east and risk butting heads with the Persians again. My play reflected that.

I yawned. I was starting to feel like Sisyphus, endlessly rolling his boulder uphill only to have the bastard thing slip and hurtle all the way down to the bottom of his cursed mountain again. I’d already rewritten the songs that the play’s chorus would perform so that all references to unity, equality and common purpose now clearly and only referred to the colony that the actors were preparing to found in those days long ago, after the fall of Troy.

Back in Athens, the chorus had celebrated our democracy where all men are equal before the law and every citizen plays his part in our city’s good government, justice and legislation. But now we were in Corinth, where their Council of wealthy merchants rule by decree to suit themselves and their friends. Oligarchy. Rule by the few. Barely distinguishable from tyranny as far as Athenians are concerned, though I’d be keeping such thoughts to myself. A good guest doesn’t insult his hosts and we were being paid handsomely to restage my play, after The Builders’ first performance had been so well received back home.

I yawned again. I was longing for a comfortable bed. Our journey had taken two days on the leisurely coastal trading ship that had brought us from Athens. First, we’d sailed to Aegina, where a business associate of our patron had put us up for the night. Unfortunately, I’d barely slept, restless in an unfamiliar house and tense about bringing my play to this new audience. When we’d sailed for Kenchreai the next morning, choppy seas had me hanging queasily over the ship’s rail until we were tied up at the dockside of Corinth’s eastward port on the Saronic Gulf.

I poured myself a little more of the excellent local wine, well watered down. I had to get these rewrites right to satisfy our new paymaster, and time was short. I needed an insider with local knowledge to suggest some notables whom I could make the butt of a few jokes without risking the Council’s wrath.

‘Where’s Eumelos?’ I looked around the tavern for the man who’d met us on the docks at Kenchreai, identifying himself with an agate signet ring that was the twin of the one Perantas Bacchiad had worn in Athens.

I’d recognised his type at once; open-handed with a broad smile and a hearty welcome, while his shrewd eyes darted this way and that, never missing a detail. The rich and powerful of every city always have fixers like him to call on. I was thinking that such a character would make a great comic lead for my play in next year’s Dionysia.

Eumelos had had wagons waiting for our personal luggage as well as the hefty wicker baskets holding the play’s costumes and masks. He had also persuaded the crew to unload our baggage before the rest of the ship’s varied cargo, so I guessed the right amount of obols had discreetly changed hands.

The journey from the port on the eastern side of Corinth’s famous Isthmus was a short one and an easy walk. Eumelos saw us settled in the comfortable house that Perantas Bacchiad had put at our disposal. As the sun was sinking, he’d recommended this local tavern for dinner, and we’d left my personal slave, Kadous, to supervise the house slaves that Perantas had loaned us as they unpacked our bags and baskets.

‘He’s over there.’ Hyanthidas twisted around on his stool and pointed.

Eumelos was sitting with his back to us, his shoulders as broad as any wrestler’s. It was hardly his fault that we couldn’t find two tables together. The quality of the food and the wine proved why this place was so popular. He gestured as he explained something to Menekles, sitting beside him. The two men were much of a height, though Menekles wasn’t as heavily muscled. Sitting opposite, shorter and stocky, with his curly hair and beard both needing a trim, Apollonides was chuckling into his wine.

Seeing that the actors liked our new friend reassured me. I trusted both men’s judgement, since anyone who makes a successful living on the stage soon learns to spot charlatans and chancers.

Our play’s third actor, and the fourth man at the table, was unremarkable in height and heft. I saw he wasn’t smiling, though thankfully Lysicrates looked a little less dour than he’d done on the voyage here. He’d been the most reluctant to accept Perantas Bacchiad’s offer, arguing that we should stay home and start rehearsals for next year’s Dionysia. I still didn’t know why, and I could only be thankful that Apollonides and Menekles had persuaded him to earn this generous bonus. The show simply couldn’t go on without all three of them.

Someone on the far side of the room struck a chord on a lyre. Several voices united in a drinking song, as well known in Athens as it was here.

‘All praise to Praxilla of Sikyon!’ Hyanthidas raised his wine in a toast to the famous composer.

Zosime raised her own cup. ‘Praxilla!’

She glanced at me as she drank, her dark eyes bright with amusement above the rim of her cup. Visiting a city where women poets and musicians performed their work in public was merely one of her reasons for insisting on coming on this trip.

Sitting in this Corinthian tavern, I was forced to agree it was a little hypocritical of Athenian men to sing Praxilla’s songs as they caroused while insisting their own wives’ and daughters’ musical talents were kept for strictly private, family entertainment.

Eumelos stood up to lead another rousing song, waving his cup of wine. His voice rose above the rest, powerful and tuneful. He was tall as well as broad-shouldered, a commanding presence.

I wondered if he had ever performed in a theatre chorus. Our first task here was recruiting twenty-four Corinthians to take the place of the Athenian citizens who’d performed as the chorus of builders that the play was named for. Once we’d got those new singers rounded up, I would be their chorus master, with ten days to get them fit to perform.

It was a role I felt wholly unsuited for. I wished Chrysion, who’d led our chorus in Athens, could have come with us. He was back in Athens, recruited by my friend and rival Pittalos, whose new play would grace the upcoming winter’s Lenaia festival. Besides, while actors were expected to travel when plays went abroad, chorus masters never did. It’s long-established custom for the playwright to take on that duty.

I watched Eumelos singing with exuberant enjoyment. Teaching two dozen complete strangers how to perform The Builders’ songs and dances would be a good deal easier if I had someone local at my right hand. Someone with a knack for getting things done.

Hyanthidas stood up, beckoning. I followed his gaze and saw a strikingly handsome woman in a long, pleated green dress entering the tavern. A watchful escort followed a few paces behind her. Friend, slave or brother? In Corinth, as in Athens, it was impossible to tell.

Zosime sat up straight. ‘Is that Telesilla?’

I was as interested as she was. As we’d sailed along the Saronic Gulf coast, Hyanthidas had told us about his long-time lover. They’d never expected to be apart for so long when he’d come to Athens looking for a few months’ lucrative work playing his flutes at rich men’s drinking parties. Then Aristarchos had heard the talented musician and we had hired him to stay for nearly a year.

Hyanthidas had written to Telesilla and she’d agreed he couldn’t pass up the opportunity, for the sake of his art as well as the money. She was a poet and composer herself, so she understood that. On the other side of those scales, she wasn’t prepared to join him in Athens and sit twiddling a distaff and spindle all day, unable to perform.

She saw Hyanthidas and greeted him with a loving smile. Her escort turned to go and she made her way over. As she cut between the tables towards us, she passed our three actors.

Eumelos was still on his feet, singing loudly with ever more expansive gestures.Noticing Telesilla, he set down his cup with a thud that spilled wine across the table. He stepped into her path with his arms spread wide.

I could see Lysicrates’ surprise and concern. I was taken aback myself. Eumelos must have been drinking hard to get so drunk so quickly. Maybe recruiting him for our chorus wasn’t a good idea if he habitually soaked up wine like a sponge.

Eumelos embraced Telesilla. She tried to hold him off, her hands pushing back against his chest. I saw her consternation as she realised that, taller and stronger, he wouldn’t be denied. He folded his long arms around her and buried his face in her lustrous black hair.

Hyanthidas was scowling like Zeus polishing up a thunderbolt. I couldn’t blame him, but a tavern brawl on our first night in Corinth wouldn’t be an ideal start to our visit.

Thankfully Apollonides and Menekles were already there, taking hold of Eumelos’ arms to force him to release the woman. Lysicrates stepped between the Corinthian and Telesilla. I saw the actor lay a solicitous hand on her shoulder, doubtless asking if she was all right, as well as introducing himself.

Apollonides and Menekles got Eumelos turned around and ushered him back to their table. Menekles raised a hand, summoning a fresh jug. I hoped some cold spring water could dilute whatever the big man had been drinking.

Lysicrates brought Telesilla to our table. She was as baffled as she was indignant. Seeing no trace of embarrassment or, worse, guilt on her face, I breathed a little easier. Hyanthidas didn’t deserve to come home and discover the woman he loved had been letting someone else pluck her heartstrings.

‘What was all that about?’ he asked, all concern.

‘I have absolutely no idea.’ With her shock receding, Telesilla was annoyed. ‘Who is that oaf?’

‘Eumelos. He works for Perantas Bacchiad.’ I would have said more but Zosime elbowed me gently in the ribs.

‘Here, have my seat.’ She smiled at Telesilla as she stood up. ‘Philocles, let Hyanthidas sit there.’

I saw the Corinthian woman’s tension ease as Hyanthidas sat beside her on the bench. He put his arm around her shoulders, drawing her close. She shook her head, clearly puzzled. ‘He was calling me Kleoboulina.’

‘Who’s that?’ Zosime looked at me as she claimed Hyanthidas’ vacated stool.

‘I have no idea.’ Mystified, I looked at Lysicrates.

The actor could only shrug. ‘He never mentioned her to us.’

‘Whoever she is, she has my sympathies,’ Telesilla said tartly. ‘He was begging for my – for her – forgiveness.’

‘Why?’ Zosime handed me the wine jug. I saw it was nearly empty.

‘Who knows?’ Telesilla’s voice shook.

‘Who cares?’ Hyanthidas said coldly.

My beloved reached across the table to offer Telesilla a comforting hand. ‘I’m Zosime, and this is Philocles Hestaiou.’

‘I’m very pleased to meet you both.’ As Telesilla did her best to shake off her bizarre encounter with Eumelos, she looked more closely at Zosime. ‘But you’re not Athenian, are you?’

Zosime smiled. ‘My mother was from Crete and we lived there for some years. My father’s Egyptian. He’s a potter and I’m a vase painter.’

Telesilla was only too pleased to pursue this new conversation. ‘What do you paint?’

I raised the wine jug. ‘Let me get a refill.’

‘I’ll help.’ Lysicrates followed as I headed for the nearest waiter.

‘More of the amber, well watered, if you please, and another cup.’ I handed the slave the jug and pointed to our table. ‘We’re sitting over there.’

As the man hurried off, I turned to Lysicrates. ‘What are you lot drinking? Something mixed by satyrs?’

‘We ordered the same jugful as you,’ he protested, ‘and we shared it between us.’

‘Has Eumelos had anything to eat?’ Wine on an empty stomach makes a lot of mischief.

Lysicrates nodded. ‘I don’t know why—’

‘No!’ Eumelos’ bellow silenced the entire tavern.

Everyone stared as the big man lurched to his feet, scarlet-faced. He set the table rocking so violently that the cups and wine jug crashed to the floor.

‘Where is she?’ Eumelos roared. He spun around, his eyes staring and his jaw slack.

Menekles and Apollonides got warily to their feet, staying beyond the big man’s reach. I snatched a glance at Zosime. She had darted around behind our table to sit on the bench with Telesilla. Hyanthidas stood in front of them both, his fists clenched. Lysicrates had moved quickly and was standing braced at his shoulder. If Eumelos tried to get to the women, there’d be no avoiding a fight.

The big Corinthian’s vacant gaze swept straight past them. Then he looked back at me as I stood there in the middle of the tavern. I saw that his eyes were eerie hollows of darkness. Dionysos save me; the man looked possessed.

‘You! How did you get in here?’

Drinkers scattered as Eumelos forced his way towards me. Stools toppled and crockery smashed as he wrenched tables out of his path. Men and women were surging out of the tavern door, spilling into the street with cries of alarm.

I took a few swift strides towards the door, before I turned and stood my ground. Now Eumelos had his back to Zosime and Telesilla as he came towards me. I only hoped Lysicrates and Hyanthidas could find a rear door and get the women out of the tavern.

Looking past the big man’s shoulder I could see Apollonides and Menekles coming to help. The three of us should be able to subdue the Corinthian, though I had no idea what we’d do next. We didn’t even know where Eumelos lived to carry him home to sleep off whatever he’d drunk.

Eumelos staggered towards me. ‘Where are they? Please, I beg you, for the love of Athena, tell me!’

I was ready to dodge a punch. Instead, he seized my hands. This close to, I realised he was older than I’d first assumed. I’d guessed there were only a few years between us, but I saw he was at least a decade my senior.

His grasp was hot and dry, and his face wasn’t flushed with wine. His cheekbones and brow burned scarlet like a man stricken with a fever. If this was some sudden sickness, could we escape the malady? My blood ran cold at the thought of falling ill so far from home.

His grip on my fingers tightened. ‘Where are they?’

‘I—’ I didn’t know what to say, but as long as he was clinging to me, he couldn’t attack anyone else.

His gaze shifted, looking past me. He gasped. ‘Alkias!’

I twisted to see who he was talking to, but there was nobody there. The only people left in the tavern besides us were the huddle of staff by the door to the back room where wine and water were stored.

I felt violent tremors running through Eumelos as he squinted at me again. ‘What did Alkias say? Where have they gone?’ He was blinking like a man in bright sunlight even though most of the tavern’s oil lamps had been toppled and snuffed in the rush of people leaving.

I did my best to assess the situation. I could see Menekles standing ready, looking for my signal. Unfortunately, I had no idea what to do. Apollonides was by the rear door now, talking urgently to a man who I guessed was the tavern owner. I wondered if he’d sent a slave to fetch some help. If this was Athens, someone would be running to alert the Scythians, the public slaves who keep order, paid for by everyone’s taxes. I had no idea if Corinth’s wealthy Council spared any coin to protect their citizens.

‘But – no, wait – she is blameless!’ Eumelos cried out, anguished.

My fingers were numb. I snatched a glance at Hyanthidas. He and Lysicrates stood shoulder to shoulder, hiding Zosime and Telesilla. Lysicrates’ attention was shifting from me to the street door and back again. I guessed he was calculating their chances of getting the women safely out of the tavern without attracting Eumelos’ attention. I tried to catch his eye with a warning frown. I didn’t like those odds.

Eumelos let go of my hands. His eyes rolled back in his head, and he collapsed, as boneless as an octopus. He lay as still as death on the floor, with spilled wine pooled around him like blood.

Stunned silence followed the thunderous crash. I looked around to see everyone gaping with astonishment that equalled my own.

Chapter Two

Eumelos stiffened, rigid as a spear shaft from head to toe. Then a convulsion racked him, arching his back like a bow. In the next breath he was twisting and thrashing, his arms flailing wildly. I backed away, my heart racing. But before I took a second step, the frenzy was over.

‘What’s—’

Another spasm seized Eumelos. Breath rasped through his nose as his jaw clenched, his teeth bared. He rolled from side to side, with his arms drawn up and his knees pumping. He looked as if he were fighting some eerie, invisible presence. Fighting and losing. I backed away, sick with dread, and begged Apollo, whose great temple guards Corinth, to watch over us all.

Hyanthidas arrived at my side. ‘The Asklepion—’

Eumelos started whining like a man bereft. We could only watch as convulsion after convulsion tortured him. Every time he lay still, I held my breath, praying this was his release. Time and again, his torment resumed.

I’ve seen men die in battle. I’ve seen friends fade and fail from slow sickness as relentlessly mortal as a spear through the eye. I sat beside my father’s deathbed with my family. I’d never seen anything like this.

The end caught me unawares. Belatedly, I realised I’d counted a dozen breaths while Eumelos lay limp as a slaughtered lamb.

Zosime’s voice shook as she peered around Lysicrates. ‘Is he dead?’

I summoned up my courage and knelt. Reaching for his throat, I felt for the beat of his heart, but I couldn’t be sure if I was mistaking the trembling in my fingers for his pulsing blood. ‘I can’t tell.’

‘Try this.’ Apollonides offered me a silver platter. Athena only knows where he’d got it.

I held the gleaming metal over Eumelos’ mouth and nose. Snatching it away, I studied it closely. Not trusting myself, I repeated the process. This time I was sure. Faint and swift to fade, shallow breath nevertheless misted the metal.

I got to my feet, brushing away a potsherd I hadn’t even realised I’d knelt on. ‘He’s still alive.’

Hyanthidas stepped forward. ‘Asklepios’ shrine is to the north and west of here, by the city walls.’

Menekles approached. ‘We’ll need a litter to carry him.’

‘Stay back!’ I warded them off with upraised hands. ‘We don’t know what ails him.’

‘Philocles,’ Apollonides protested, ‘we were drinking with the man.’

‘Sharing a cup?’ I challenged. ‘No, so we can hope you’ve escaped any contagion.’

‘So who’s going to carry him to the doctor?’ Menekles demanded. ‘You’re hardly going to sling him over your shoulder.’

That was fair comment. Eumelos was half a head taller than me, and I’m built for running not wrestling.

‘We need a couple of strong slaves and a litter,’ Apollonides insisted.

‘We’ll fetch Kadous.’ Zosime answered. She was still by the table, her face taut with concern.

‘No.’ I could tell I was going to be saying that a lot. If this mysterious ailment struck me down, I needed my faithful slave to stay fit and well, to look after Zosime in this unfamiliar city. He would see her safely back to Athens, and to her father, Menkaure.

‘Go back to our lodgings with Menekles.’ I turned to the actor. ‘Send word to what’s his name, Eumelos’ man, the one who was waiting there to welcome us.’

‘Dardanis.’ Menekles snapped his fingers as he recalled the name of the slave who managed Eumelos’ household.

‘That’s him.’ I nodded gratefully. ‘Tell him to get here as quick as he can with a couple of strong lads.’

If the big Corinthian had some insidious disease, the chances were good that those closest to him had already been put at risk. As for my friends, and the woman I loved, I made a silent vow to Athena and to Dionysos. I would keep them as far from this peril as I possibly could.

I looked at Apollonides and then at Lysicrates. ‘Go on, all of you. Get out of here.’

‘I’ll come with you to the temple,’ Lysicrates said curtly. ‘Any doctor will have a thousand and one questions. You know what they’re like.’

‘You’ll need someone to show you the way. Telesilla—’ Torn, Hyanthidas looked at his beloved.

I saw the fear in his eyes. Whoever Eumelos had mistaken her for, the stricken man had embraced Telesilla as close as any lover.

‘She can come with us,’ said Zosime.

‘No.’ Telesilla spoke just as quickly.

We all waited for her to continue, before realising she was as much at sea as the rest of us.

‘I can escort you home,’ Apollonides offered.

‘Thank you,’ Telesilla replied, relieved.

She looked at Hyanthidas who nodded his agreement, as well he might. After spending plenty of this past year drinking with him in Athens, Hyanthidas knew the actor could handle any challenge he might meet on Corinth’s streets.

‘Excuse me!’ The tavern keeper bustled up, red-faced with indignation. He snatched the silver platter up off the floor. ‘Who’s going to pay for all this damage?’

At least that was a question I could answer, though I felt I was taking the coward’s way out. ‘Send word to Perantas Bacchiad. This is his trusted man, Eumelos. Give him a fair account of your losses and let him know we’ve taken his man to the doctors at the shrine of Asklepios.’

‘Who might you be, to claim acquaintance with the Bacchiads?’ The tavern keeper wasn’t remotely convinced. He also had burly slaves to back him, currently lurking in the doorway to the back room.

‘I am Philocles Hestaiou Alopekethen of Athens.’ I did my best to mimic Menekles in the role of the hero Meriones, the central character in our play. Menekles plays the part with utmost dignity and seriousness, which makes the comedy unfolding around him all the funnier. Though there was nothing to laugh at here tonight.

‘We have come to stage a play in your theatre, as Perantas Bacchiad’s gift to the people of Corinth.’ I indicated everyone else with a suitably sweeping gesture.

I saw the tavern keeper was torn between his desire to have us empty our purses, and wariness over offending one of this city’s richest and most powerful men.

He settled on a scowl. ‘Get him out of here. My people need to clean up this mess!’

‘Of course.’ Hyanthidas stepped forward to thrust his hands under Eumelos’ armpits.

I understood what he was thinking. If the woman he loved had been so close to the stricken man, there was no point in him keeping his distance. I picked up Eumelos’ ankles, and we carried the unconscious man outside.

The seating outside the tavern had been shoved aside by fleeing customers but nothing was knocked over or broken. We laid Eumelos carefully on a long table and pulled up a couple of stools.

‘You’ll need this.’ Zosime handed me my cloak. I’d forgotten it completely, left behind on our bench inside. She was right though. These nights on the cusp of summer and autumn soon grow chilly.

She wrapped her shawl around her shoulders, drawing up a fold of finely woven wool to cover her hair. She looked as modest and respectable as any Athenian citizen’s wife, the legitimate mother of his heirs, and no one here in Corinth would care that she was none of those things. I also noticed that she had my rolled sheets of papyrus safely tucked through the woven belt securing her pleated rose gown. Yet another reason for me to love her.

‘I’ll be back with Dardanis as quick as I can,’ Menekles assured me as they set off.

‘Let’s get you home.’ Apollonides bowed to Telesilla and offered her his arm.

As everyone else headed in different directions, Lysicrates took a seat on the far side of the table. Eumelos lay still as death between us. I held my palm over his face just long enough for the faint warmth of his breath to reassure me that he still lived.

The street was deserted, with just a few lamps burning here and there to help latecomers find their own doors. A feral dog paused to stare at us, brindled ears pricked. It loped off before anyone could throw something, doubtless in pursuit of a fat rat for its supper.

We heard the irate tavern keeper berating his slaves. His insults were punctuated by thuds as furniture was set back upright, and the slithering clatter of broken crockery being swept up and dumped in buckets. Despite the noise, my eyelids drooped.

‘Here we are.’ Menekles’ voice roused me with a start.

Yawning, I scrubbed the sleep from my eyes and saw the actor was being followed by two thick-set slaves. One carried a bundle of sailcloth and the other had two rough-hewn poles sloped over one shoulder.

Lysicrates stood up. ‘Where’s Dardanis?’

‘He’s—’ Menekles turned and did a double take that would make any audience roar with laughter. ‘He was right behind us. Where’s he gone?’

He looked at the two slaves who exchanged a vacant glance. Whatever duties they’d been bought for, quick wits clearly wasn’t a requirement.

‘He was right behind us,’ Menekles protested again. ‘I went back to the house, and Tromes, you know, Perantas’ slave, he said he’d take me to Eumelos’ house. It’s not far, and when we got there, Dardanis got these two out of bed. He told me to lead the way, to show this pair of plough oxen where to go.’

He spread his hands, beard jutting as he demanded a response from them. The two slaves just stared back, as dumb as doorposts.

‘He must have gone to tell Perantas,’ I guessed.

So when I faced our Corinthian patron, he’d already have hea