If Only a Heart and Other Tales of Terror

by Caleb Stephens

Genres: Horror

Synopsis

"A captivating collection of creepy tales, infused with loss and pathos, about the most terrifying organ in the body—the human heart." — Brian Asman, author of Man, Fuck This House

“Caleb Stephens is a hell of a writer, certainly. But he’s also a diabolical magician. In If Only a Heart, he populates his tales with characters so familiar at first glance, so seemingly comforting, you’d swear they were your own family, friends, neighbors…even yourself. But while you’re distracted, he lets dread and terror seep in until they’ve sawed your heart in half. ‘How’d he do it?’ you ask; but it’s too late, the next trick’s about to begin.” — Patrick Barb author of Helicopter Parenting in the Age of Drone Warfare and Gargantuana’s Ghost

“If Only A Heart is a series of rich and vivid nightmares. Caleb Stephens powerfully weaves inhuman terrors into all-too-human tales of fraught relationships and personal suffering. Gorgeous prose. A breathtaking collection.” — Christi Nogle, author of Beulah

“If Only A Heart, at its core, has many stories that focus on family—found families, chosen yet unwanted families, families that are not actually family—and drags us on journeys that are filled with tension and often also with betrayal. A chilling, heart-wrenching collection perfect for reading under the covers—but don’t forget to come up for air.” — Ai Jiang, author of Linghun

An unlikely friendship is born in the red clay dirt of a trailer park. Two latchkey kids who will do anything to hold onto one other, despite the consequences.

A disabled boy and his sister move into a house by the sea, one haunted by a demon living in the walls.

A father on a camping trip in a remote section of Appalachia wakes to find his daughter missing, taken by something not quite human.

A traumatized teenager stumbles across a strange slide at a waterpark—one only he can see.

If Only a Heart and Other Tales of Terror is a visceral collection of thirteen stories that explore what happens when we open ourselves to others and dare to let them in. There are monsters on these pages, yes, ones whose teeth cut deep, but never as deep as the teeth of the monsters in the mirror.

 

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Release date: October 3, 2022

Publisher: Salt Heart Press

Print pages: 200

Sample

 

THE WALLPAPER MAN

We moved in a year ago. A month after Mom died. Just me and Dad and Piper and an old, salt-encrusted Victorian with big dormer windows and a swooping front porch. It’s not much to look at, really. A faded-blue clapboard construction fronted by a piss-yellow lawn and a view of the Safeway parking lot across the street. Not exactly what I expected when Dad told me we were moving to the coast. He said he had to get away from her—or from the memory of her, anyway. Some bullshit line about missing her too much.

Nick, she haunts me. Every night, I can feel her in the room haunting me. It’s not good for me here no more. Or for you and your sister. We need a fresh start somewhere else.

But I knew it wasn’t a fresh start he needed. No, he wanted to run. I could see it in his nervous, washed-out eyes darting this way and that every time we went to the store, looking for the I know what you did looks. The tight smiles and curt nods in between all the poisoned glances. And at home, the trash cans boiling over with empty vodka bottles and crumpled cartons of Camel Lights, the floors ashed in dust. No one to clean them up anymore.

So, one day in late October, he pulled up in front of my school with a U-Haul tacked to the back of our rusted-out ’98 Chevy Silverado, and we left. No warning. No time for goodbyes. Just a quick, “Get in, kid. I found us a place up the coast. A place we can get right again.”

Piper cried the entire way. And me, well, I just bit my tongue.

✦

The fear always starts in my toes when he speaks. A sinister prickle that blooms through my feet and spreads up my legs like a swarm of hatchling spiders in search of a meal. Some writhing, webbed-over treat to devour.

“I can helps you. I can makes it all go away.”

The Wallpaper Man’s voice is brittle, fluttering through the air of my room like a wisp of acrid smoke.

“Will it gives it to me? Will it gives me the pain?”

I shudder in my bed and pull the sheets higher, close my eyes, and hope to snuff it out, to drown it in the black void of my dreams—anything to make it stop, to make it go away.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling brave, I try to tune him out. I think about things like Piper’s smile when I tell her one of my stupid knock-knock jokes. I love her smile. It’s crooked-perfect just like Mom’s was. I think about her, too. About her lavender perfume and how soft she felt when she hugged me. I miss those hugs. A lot.

When those things don’t work, when I’m too afraid to think about anything else, I focus on the fear.

The color of it…black. Definitely black.

Its consistency…thick, like tree sap.

The taste…a bitter copper like when I bite my lip—like how I imagine battery acid would taste.

But it doesn’t work. Nothing does. The Wallpaper Man is used to kids who can get out of bed. Kids who can run. Me, I have no use for legs. The ALS took them six months ago.

✦

Most people are nice enough when they see me. I mean, sure, they stare a little too long and nod a little too hard when they say hello. They’re quick to flash me a plastic smile and talk to me like I’m dumb or something. Like I’m a two-year-old, which I’m not. I’m sixteen. I just look young.

Whatever. I can’t say I blame them. Who wants to spend time talking to death warmed over in a wheelchair? I sure as hell wouldn’t. I mean, I can’t bear to look at myself in the mirror. And why should I? I know how I look. The right side of my face droops like a stroke victim’s, muscles frozen in place and not quite working right, with the other half scrunching tight like I just swallowed a mouthful of sour candy. My eyes are buried in sharp sockets, and my mouse-brown hair sprouts from my head in weird directions that don’t quite make sense no matter how hard I try to smooth it into place.

The worst part is the pain. It’s my entire existence. Cramps that go on forever. Muscle spasms and skin sores on my legs. Knees and elbows that lock up like rusty old latches.

Despite this, like I said, most people are nice.

Everyone except Roger Ellis.

✦

I’m in the boys’ bathroom, changing my catheter before first period, when the door bangs open to a cloud of Polo Sport and a heavy set of footsteps. I know it’s him before he even speaks.

“Hey! Look who we have here. It’s Nicky Twitch!”

Twitch—because it’s what my body does.

“Leave me alone, Roger,” I mutter.

Before I have a chance to brace myself, he’s behind me—whipping my wheelchair around in a circle, whooping and sending the contents of my catheter bag all over my lap. The sharp smell of ammonia stings my nostrils as I swipe at my jeans with a nearby paper towel, hoping to mop it up before it soaks in.

“Hey, don’t freak out, Twitch,” Roger says, rounding my wheelchair. “I’m just messing with you, man. Looks like someone needs to cheer…” The words trail off, the corners of his mouth tugging into an evil grin. “Oh, my God. Did you piss yourself? You did, didn’t you?” He barks out a laugh. “That’s so disgusting. Wait until everyone hears about this. Pissing your pants! What a baby.” He spouts a few more jags of laughter and stomps out of the bathroom.

I watch him go, rage swamping my chest, my lungs.

Roger has everything.

Perfect bone structure. Broad shoulders. A strong jawline already sprouting stubble. Girls chasing him everywhere he goes. He even drives a red Dodge Charger, one his lawyer father bought him the day he turned sixteen.

It’s not fair.

He’s everything I want to be, and everything I hate.

✦

A ray of moonlight cuts through the blinds and washes over the wallpaper of my room. It’s awful stuff: toy bears marching with trumpets, leading a troupe of stuffed animals through a candy-cane forest. Rabbits and deer and bug-eyed badgers following behind in a drunken zig-zag line, each wielding an instrument of their own. Rippling beneath it like he’s floating in a pool of oil is the Wallpaper Man.

He has ten-inch serrated fingers that fall past a set of disjointed knees. His angular shoulder blades slope up into a razor-blade neck. His skull is long and segmented, punctuated by a jaw that curls inward, bones crackling when he speaks. Ridged eye sockets bulge from either side of his head and shift when he moves.

Four eyes in all.

I wish I could see all of him. Somehow it’s worse being forced to picture the true horror that lies beneath the wallpaper. The slick rows of teeth that sometimes flicker against it when he speaks. The skin I imagine to be thick and black and reptilian.

“Has it brought me a name? Has it brought me the first of three?” His putrid breath seeps through the wallpaper, foul exhalations awaiting my response. “Gives me three names, and I will takes the pain, yesh?”

Night after night, it’s the same question: Will I give him his gifts? Will I give him his three names? And night after night, I croak out a wet-gurgled no, my voice nothing more than a splash of baby vomit. I don’t know what will happen if I give him a name. I don’t want him to hurt anyone. But tonight, something’s different.

Tonight, something cold boils through my blood at the prospect of having to face another day with Roger Ellis in it. Without thinking, I whisper his name.

✦

I expect to see Roger slouched low at his desk the next morning, but it sits wonderfully empty. The sight fills me with relief. For the first time in a very long time, I can breathe. No looking over my shoulder, at least for today.

And it only gets better. He doesn’t come to school the next day. Or the next.

It isn’t until Friday that I start to worry.

Is he dead? Surely not, right? I didn’t want to kill him, only hurt him a little…make him pay for everything he’s done to me. Make him feel, I don’t know, as worthless as I feel sometimes.

He comes to school on Monday and sits with his head cupped in his hands. He doesn’t bother to look up when I enter class, a thick swoop of sweat-drenched hair obscuring his eyes. His foot taps out an irregular beat on the floor—a frantic tap! tap! tap!—that sends me rolling to my desk a little faster. As I glide past him, a burst of air pushes through his lips. It’s laced with a familiar odor that tickles my nose.

The sticky tack of glue fumes.

I watch him throughout the entire class. There’s something off about the way he sits, hunched forward like an eighty-year-old suffering from a lifetime of poor posture. His skin has taken on a strange chalky texture; it looks like drywall, like it would crumble beneath my fingertips if touched.

Halfway through class, he turns, his gaze locking with mine until I look away. For some reason, I expected to see anger in his eyes, for him to know this was my fault, that I did this to him. But what I saw staring back at me just now wasn’t anger.

It was fear.

A lake of it.

Cold. Clear. Fear.

✦

After the last period bell rings, I roll outside to the curb and wait for Dad to pick me up. It’s frigid out. I shiver in my windbreaker and wonder how late he’ll be today. Yesterday, it was half an hour. The day before, forty-five minutes and he was reeking of booze. If he’s that late today, I’m pretty sure I’ll freeze.

A shrill whine snaps me out of the thought. An ambulance. Distant, but coming closer. Then, behind me, I hear the cry. Roger’scry. It’s pain-drenched and terrified. He’s screaming like he’s burning alive. ...