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Part Waiting for Godot, part O Brother, Where Art Thou, and completely original, Glorious Exploits is a celebration of the things that bind humanity across battle lines and history, and an ode to the redemptive power of storytelling.
Set in Syracuse, Sicily, during the Peloponnesian War but told in contemporary Irish dialect, Glorious Exploits follows Lampo and Gelon, best friends since childhood. Thrilled to have survived the Athenians’ recent invasion and as shocked by the Syracusan victory as everyone else, these unemployed potters are in a mood to celebrate. Of course, they hate the Athenians. Still, that doesn’t mean you can’t love the theatre of their great playwright Euripides, does it? Realizing that if the Athenians are as doomed as everyone says, this might be their last chance to hear Euripides’s poetry, they go down to the quarry where the Athenian prisoners are being held and offer extra rations to any prisoner who can recite his work, a decision that sets into motion an extraordinary series of events.
A novel that asks big questions about war and its aftermath, Glorious Exploits is a story as hopeful and playful as it is tragic.
Release date: March 26, 2024
Publisher: Henry Holt and Co.
Print pages: 304
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Glorious Exploits
Ferdia Lennon
SO GELON SAYS to me, “Let’s go down and feed the Athenians. The weather’s perfect for feeding Athenians.”
Gelon speaks the truth. ’Cause the sun is blazing all white and tiny in the sky, and you can feel a burn from the stones as you walk. Even the lizards are hiding, poking their heads out from under rocks and trees as if to say, Apollo, are you fucking joking? I picture the Athenians all crammed in, their eyes darting about for a bit of shade, and their tongues all dry and gasping.
“Gelon, you speak the truth.”
Gelon nods. We set out with six skins: four of water and two of wine, a pot of olives, and two blocks of that smelly cheese Ma makes. Ah, it’s a beautiful island we have, and sometimes I think the factory closing is my chance to shake things up. That I might just leave Syracuse and find myself a little place by the sea, no more dark rooms, clay, and red hands, but the sea and the sky, and when I come home with a fresh catch slung over my shoulder, she’ll be there, whoever she may be, waiting for me and laughing. That laugh, I hear it now, and it sounds to me a soft and delicate thing.
“Why, Gelon, I feel so good today!”
Gelon looks at me. He’s handsome, with eyes the colour of shallow sea when the sun shines through it. Not shit brown like mine. He opens his mouth to speak, but nothing comes. He’s often down, Gelon—sees the world as if it’s filtered through smoke, no brightness to anything. We walk on. Even though the Athenians are crushed, their ships firewood, and their unburied dead food for our dogs, there are still hoplites on patrol. Just in case. Diocles gave a speech not yesterday about how you can never tell with these Athenians; a fresh batch could arrive any day. Maybe he’s right. Most of the Spartans have left. Word is they’re heading for Athens itself, all set to siege it up right and proper. End this war. But there are still a few about. Homesick and useless. In fact, four of them walk ahead of us now, their red cloaks trailing behind them like wounds.
“Morning!”
They look back. Only one of them salutes. Arrogant, these Spartans, but I’m feeling good.
“Down with Athens!”
Two of them salute now, but there’s no life behind it. They look tired and sad, like Gelon.
“I say Pericles is a prick!”
“Pericles is dead, Lampo.”
“Aye, sure, Gelon, I know that. I say Pericles is a dead prick!”
This time two of the Spartans laugh, and all four salute. Ah, I feel so happy today. I can’t explain it, but it’s some feeling. Those are the best ones. The ones you can’t explain, and we haven’t even fed the Athenians.
“Which quarry shall it be today, Gelon?”
We stand at a fork in the road, and a decision must be made. Gelon hesitates.
“Laurium?” says Gelon, at last.
“Laurium?”
“Yes, I think so.”
“Laurium!”
We go left. Laurium is what the main quarry goes by these days. Someone thought it would be a laugh to call it after that silver mine in Attica that the Athenians used to fund this trip. The name stuck. It’s a massive pit surrounded by a milky rock face of limestone so high there’s only need for a fence in one or two spots. At one of those is the gateway in, where a couple of guards are sitting on their arses playing dice. Gelon hands them a wineskin, and they wave us on. The path down is a windy ankle breaker. A coiling brown serpent is what Gelon calls it when the muse is upon him. We can smell the Athenians before we see them. The way being all twisted blocks a full view, but the smell is something awful: thick and rotten, the air almost misty with stench. I have to stop for a moment as my eyes are watering.
“It seems worse than usual.”
“That will be the heat.”
“Aye.”
I pinch my nose, and we walk on. There are fewer than last time. At this rate, they’ll be all gone
by winter. Gets me thinking of the evening they surrendered. The debate went on for hours. Diocles pacing back and forth, roaring, “Where do we put seven thousand of these bastards?” Silence. So he asks again. This time that Hermocrates prick mumbles about a treaty. Treaty, my arse, thinks I, and then Diocles says it. Not in those words, but he means the same. He says, “Do you make a treaty with a corpse?” Laughter spreads, fingers wag, and Hermocrates sits down and shuts his beak. And through it all, Diocles keeps pacing, asking us what to do. Silence. Although now it’s a throbbing silence. Ready to burst. Then he stops pacing, says he has something. Something new and strange. Something that will show the rest of Greece that we mean business. That we’re Syracuse and here to stay. Do we want to hear about it? “We do, Diocles!” But he shakes his head. Actually, it’s too much. Too strange. Someone else should speak. But the time for that is long past. For we’re Syracuse and here to stay, and we tell him as much. So he leans forward and whispers. No sound. Only his lips moving. “We can’t hear you, Diocles!” So he says it. Still low but loud enough for us to hear. “Put them in the quarries.” Then he shouts it: “The quarries!” And soon, nearly the whole of Syracuse is shivering with those two words: the quarries.
Aye, and that’s exactly what we did.
FROM a distance, they look like so many red ants swarming on the rocks, though these Athenians hardly swarm. They just lie about or crouch or crawl about, looking for a bit of shade. Still, to be fair, my eyesight’s not the best, and some of those most stationary may, in fact, be dead.
“Morning!”
A few glance up, but none return my greeting. Now, as time goes by, some in the city feel we’ve made a mistake. That keeping them here in the pits is too much, that it goes beyond war. They say we should just kill them, make them slaves, or send them home, but, ah, I like the pits. It reminds us that all things must change. I recall the Athenians as they were a year ago: their armour flashing like waves when the moon is upon them, their war cries that kept you up at night and set the dogs howling, and those ships, hundreds of ships gliding around our island, magnificent sharks ready to feast. The pits show us that nothing is permanent. That’s what Diocles says. They show us that glory and power are shadows on a wall. Ah, and I like the way they smell. It’s awful, but it’s wonderful awful. They smell like victory and more. Every Syracusan feels it when they get that smell. Even the slaves feel it. Rich or poor, free or not, you get a whiff of those pits, and your life seems somehow richer than it did before, your blankets warmer, your food tastier. You’re on the right track or at the very least a better track than those Athenians.
“Morning!”
A poor bastard sees my club and raises his arms. A stream of words follows, most of which I can’t understand, his voice being a faint croak, but I pick out “Zeus,” “please,” and “children.”
“Fear not,” says I. “We come not to punish, though you Athenian dogs deserve punishment. Gelon and I are merciful. We come—”
“Shut up.”
“What, Gelon? I speak the truth.”
“Just be quiet.”
I chuckle. “Ah, you’re in one of those moods, I see.”
He’s already kneeling by the poor bastard, giving him water.
“Any Euripides?” says Gelon.
The man is sucking at the goatskin like it’s Aphrodite’s nipple, some of the water trickling down his
beard. He’s pink. Actually pink. Almost all of them are pink, though some are even red.
“Euripides, man, do you know any?”
The man nods and sucks some more. Other Athenians are coming forward now. Feet clanking with chains. There are more than I thought, though still fewer than last time.
“Water and cheese,” says Gelon, “for anyone who knows lines of Euripides and can recite them! If it’s from Medea or Telephus you’ll get olives too.”
“What about Sophocles?” asks a tiny creature with no teeth. “Oedipus Rex?”
“Fuck Sophocles! Did Gelon mention Sophocles? You—”
“Shut up.”
“Ah, Gelon. I’m only saying.”
Gelon starts with the terms.
“No Sophocles, nor Aeschylus, nor any other Athenian poet. You can recite them if it pleases you, but water and cheese are only for Euripides. Now, my man. What have you got?”
The man who was drinking clears his throat and goes to straighten up. It’s a sorry sight. Try as he might, he can’t do it. His neck flops, the head swaying from side to side, loose fruit blown by a gentle wind. He says:
“‘Eh, but we must learn to understand, King Priam…’”
He stops.
“Is that all?”
“Sorry, I knew more, but I can’t seem to … My head, it’s broken, see, I forget faces, and I can’t remember my … I swear I knew more.”
The man puts his head in his hands. Gelon pats him on the shoulder and gives him one last sip. I think the Athenian’s crying, but he still sucks away at the skin. Water pouring into him even as it pours out.
“Can anyone do better than that? A mouthful of olives for some Medea?”
Gelon’s mad for Euripides. It’s the main reason he comes. I think he would’ve been almost happy for the Athenians to have won if it meant Euripides would’ve popped over and put on some plays. He once spent a month’s wages to pay an old actor to come to our factory and recite scenes while we shaped pots. The foreman said it was reducing productivity, and he threw the actor out. Gelon didn’t give up, though. He had the actor shout the lines from across the street. You’d hear snatches of poetry through the blaze of the kiln, and though I think we made fewer pots that week, they were stranger, more beautiful. This was all before the war, and the actor’s dead, the factory gone. I look over at Gelon now. His blue eyes wide and nervous. A block of cheese held over his head, shouting about olives. Gelon’s just mad. Never mind Euripides.
Many volunteer, but when it comes to it, most fumble and pause and complain about headaches and thirst, or just collapse on the ground so that we only get a line at a time. Two if we’re lucky. One bluffer starts doing a scene where Medea is being wooed by Achilles, which even I know is a load of bollix. Medea was way before Achilles. She was with Jason.
“But swift-footed Achilles it can never be! O Hellas, my father will never allow it. Achilles, what can—”
Gelon raises his club, and the bluffer slinks away. Another takes his place. This one at least mentions Jason, but it’s a bit Gelon already knows. Still, he gets a few olives for his troubles.
The day goes on in this
way. The sun gets fatter, yolkier and its heat less fierce. Pinks and reds bleed into the blue. I leave Gelon to it and take a stroll around the pits. Officially I’m scouting for actors. Gelon’s taken a bold step and offered to return with a bag of grain if he can get five Athenians to do a scene from Medea. But he wants them to properly act it out. Like, perform it. He’ll be lucky if he finds one. These poor bastards are just waiting to die. I imagine the worst spots of Hades are something similar. Hairy skeletons with a hint of skin. Apart from the hair, the only bit of variety to be found is in the eyes. Glassy gems made brighter by dying. Massive browns and blues peer out at me. I haven’t found a leading man yet, but I’m looking.
Now, you watch these Athenians, and you feel like you’re seeing their spirit float out through the nostrils and lips, one breath at a time. You feel like their skin withers and flakes in front of you, that if you only waited and watched one long enough, they’d disappear, and all that would be left is their teeth and a few slender branches of bone, white teeth and white bone sinking into the quarry, and maybe someday a house will be built with that very stone, your house, and you’ll lie awake at night with the walls moaning, the ceiling weeping, a second sky dripping on your little head, and you’ll hope it’s nothing, the wind or the rain, and maybe it is, though maybe it’s them Athenians twisting in your walls. These are strange thoughts. Hades thoughts, but the quarry is a strange place, and a man is not himself in here.
There’s a scream in the distance. A lot of spirit lost in a scream. Must be serious. It comes again, just as loud. From a spot at the end of the quarry. Athenians seem to pour out and away from it so that instead of the usual wall of skin and rags, you can see the rock. I decide to take a closer peek. There’s a huge man swinging a club. An Athenian rolled up like a wailing kitten at his feet. Actually, there are two Athenians at his feet. Though the other is clearly dead. The clubber’s tunic is splattered with red. Is it Biton? Aye, it’s Biton. Always Biton. His son was killed in the first battle with the Athenians. Well, not in the actual battle. He was captured and tortured to death. Biton comes here a lot. Even more than us.
“You’re a terrible man, Biton.”
Biton turns around. I wink. He doesn’t. There’s a twitching in his cheeks. If possible, he looks worse than the poor bastard at his feet. The Athenian’s face is a mass of gore, but there’s strange hope in those green eyes. Shocking green they are. Lizard green. They’re bright, and he’s already pulling himself away. Not ready to give up on life just yet.
“Gelon and I are up yonder. Collecting a bit of Euripides, would you believe.”
Biton doesn’t answer. Just squeezes the handle of his club. The veins in his arm streak like lightning.
“Blinding heat we got this morning.”
Again nothing. The Athenian’s still crawling away.
“You having a bit of sport? What did he do to deserve such attention?”
“Found them in the wall.”
“Wall?”
“They’d made a hole. Bastards.”
“They?”
Biton kicks the dead body at his feet.
“Asleep in the arms of this piece of shit. Fucking wrapped around each other. Like lovers.”
I nod. The Athenian’s a decent bit away now. Crawling, a trail of red in his wake.
“There are fewer here than
last time.”
“Bastards.”
“Aye, they’re bastards. I give these Athenians two months at most. If Apollo keeps up this performance, maybe less. I think I’ll miss them when they’re gone. They break up the day somewhat.”
Biton puts his face in his hands.
“You’re not the worst, Biton.”
The Athenian’s still in view. He’s not moving nearly fast enough. Go on, you bastard.
“Diocles says we ought to follow them back to Greece. Really finish the job. What say you? I, for one, wouldn’t mind a stroll through their Acropolis. Maybe catch a show. They say it’s stunning. Like nothing here in Sicily.”
Biton lowers his hands and takes a step away.
“That’s some club you got there. Heracles massaged the Nemean lion with such a club, Biton. I salute you on account of that club.”
I salute Biton. The Athenian’s moving tortoise slow. I think, What’s the point? Let it be. But, ah, I don’t want to see him die.
“Will you pop back with me and give your greetings to Gelon? He’d be delighted to see you.”
This is a lie.
“Too busy.”
“Aye, I can see you’re a busy man. That’s clear. The thing is, I fancy a bit of company as I stroll. The light’s fading now, and it pains me to admit this, but I don’t like this place in the dark. The rats come out, and it frightens me. Now don’t laugh, Biton. I know it’s funny, but I say it plainly. It frightens me.”
Biton isn’t laughing. He’s walked off back towards the Athenian.
“Wait!”
He stops and turns to face me.
“Do you have your heart set on that poor fucker?”
Biton nods.
“I only ask on account of Gelon looking for a green-eyed actor for the role of Jason. Jason being well known to have especially green eyes. The eyes being a significant factor in what first attracted Medea if the tales are true.”
Biton looks confused.
“I offer you this pouch of fine wine by way of compensation.”
He’s still confused, but it’s interested confusion. Since his son’s death, Biton has become a devotee of Dionysus, but, being skint, he gets to worship rarely.
“For me?”
“Aye, in exchange for the Athenian.”
His eyes widen. He looks ready to cry.
“Thanks.”
“Enjoy, Biton.”
He takes the goatskin and sucks at it mightily. The suction not being quite equal to Aphrodite’s nipple, but surely that of a nymph or some lower goddess. I pat him on the shoulder and walk on ahead. It takes no more than a couple of strides for me to be level with the Athenian. He curls up in a ball, expecting more of the same. When the blows don’t come, his fingers open up, and I see those green eyes staring out at me—lizard green.
“Fear not, for I come not to torment, though you do deserve tormenting. I come to engage you in a theatrical performance!”
His fingers close, and he only rolls up tighter.
“For fuck sake! If I wanted to hurt you, I’d hurt you.”
The fingers part, and those green eyes return. I think he’s saying something.
“Please, don’t…”
“Enough sniveling! I may change my mind. Now tell me plainly, and no harm will come. Do you know Euripides?”
He doesn’t answer.
“Speak! Do you know him? Euripides, a fine Athenian poet.”
“I do.”
“Would you be knowing any passages? I mean, could you say them when prompted? Be truthful.”
He nods.
“Medea? Do you know Medea?”
“Yes, I think so. I…”
“Think is no good to me, man. I’m considering you for the role of Jason. It’s a key role. Now speak plainly.”
“I think—sorry—I’m sure I remember quite a bit, please.”
I hand him a waterskin to clear his thoughts. He finishes half in one gulp. I squirt the rest on his face to wash away the gore. It’s not as bad as it looks. A big gash on his cheek and another on his forehead. Nothing broken. I wouldn’t call him handsome, but all things considered, he’ll do. I offer him my arm, and he takes it. We walk. It all seems to be going fine till we get to the other Athenian. The one Biton killed. When we get to him, the green-eyed fella drops to the ground and starts crying, kissing the body and whispering to it.
“Enough, man. I’m in a rush.”
He ignores me, just keeps kissing and whispering so that his lips and face get all red and messy. I’ll have to wash him again. That’s a waste of water.
“Come on!”
Nothing. I raise my club as if to swing. It works, and he moves away from the body right quick. His arms up to protect himself.
“Now stand!”
He goes to stand but stops, kneels back down, pulls a few bits of yellow hair from what’s left of the head, and squeezes them in his fist. Then he stands. I start walking, real slow, and he follows.
The moon’s already out, a silver grin in the sky, but the sun is there too. Fat and red. In a little while it will be gone below the walls of the quarry, and then below the sea, and then sure, that’s nighttime. I imagine my friend will be delighted with nighttime. The sun, it seems, being the principal cause of death in these here pits.
“You’ll be happy to see the evening come, no?”
He doesn’t respond.
“Answer me, friend.”
“Sorry?”
“I say you’ll be happy now Apollo’s making himself scarce.”
“It’s not much better at night.”
“The rats?”
“No, the cold. It gets bitter. The change brings on fevers.”
“That why you and your mate were in the hole?”
He nods.
“Shows ingenuity. I respect that, but sure, Biton, the fella you met earlier, he hates Athenian ingenuity. Despises it. I reckon you pissed him off with that one. Having a kip in the shade when you should’ve been outside baking.”
The Athenian’s crying again.
“Calm down, man. Have an olive.”
I hold out the cup. They’re lovely olives: mixed with oil, salt, garlic, and a secret ingredient. My ma makes them. Best in Syracuse. He hesitates but takes a few. He’s still crying, but he’s chewing too.
“What’s your name, friend?”
“Paches.”
“Paches?”
He nods.
“I’m Polyphemus.”
I made that up. You can never tell with these Athenians. A name can be used for a curse or whatnot.
“Polyphemus, ...
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