Address to Die For

Book 1: Maggie McDonald Mystery

by Mary Feliz

Genres: Cozy Mystery; Female Sleuths; General Fiction

Synopsis

For professional organizer Maggie McDonald, moving her family into a new home should be the perfect organizational challenge. But murder was definitely not on the to-do list . . .

Maggie McDonald has a penchant for order that isn't confined to her clients' closets, kitchens, and sock drawers. As she lays out her plan to transfer her family to the hundred-year-old house her husband, Max, has inherited in the hills above Silicon Valley, she has every expectation for their new life to fall neatly into place. But as the family bounces up the driveway of their new home, she's shocked to discover the house's dilapidated condition. When her husband finds the caretaker face-down in their new basement, it's the detectives who end up moving in. What a mess! While the investigation unravels and the family camps out in a barn, a killer remains at large—exactly the sort of loose end Maggie can't help but clean up . . .

Release date: July 19, 2016

Publisher: Lyrical Press

Print pages: 320

Sample

Thursday, August 28, Morning

“A wesome! I bet it has bats!” My fourteen-year-old son, David, exploded from the car and mounted the steps of the old house three at a time. He peered through the grubby porch windows.

“Is it haunted?” Brian, my twelve-year-old, leaned into my side as we stood in the front yard. I eyed the dust motes cavorting in a light beam that had escaped the shrubs and overgrown trees surrounding the 100-year-old California Craftsman house. I put a reassuring hand on Brian’s curly mop of hair. “I doubt it, honey.” I hoped it was true.

I swallowed hard and watched my husband, Max, ease his long legs out of his Prius. Like my minivan, Max’s car was overloaded. We’d packed both cars with everything too fragile to transport in the moving van. In among the breakables, our two kids, one golden retriever and two cats, we’d tucked picnic food, cleaning supplies, and sleeping bags.

Today was Thursday. The plan was simple. The movers would arrive tomorrow. Since Monday was Labor Day we’d have four days to get settled. The kids would start school on Tuesday, and Max would begin his first full day at the new job the same day. I was giving myself a month to focus solely on house and family. After that, I was determined to restart my career as a professional organizer.

Two minutes into the plan, it was unraveling.

“Max, didn’t Aunt Kay’s lawyer say the house was in turn-key condition? Is this the same house we looked at in February?” I stared at the weedy front yard, dusty porch, and drooping gutters. I wondered what we’d gotten ourselves into and what had happened to the spotless house and garden I’d last seen five months earlier.

Max’s feet crunched dead leaves that covered ruts in the gravel drive. Belle, our two-year-old golden retriever, bounded to him.

“Hmm.” Max tilted his head and squinted at the house. “His exact words were ‘shines like a showpiece.’” He scratched his head. “A handyman was supposed to be coming a couple of times a week to fix things. The house looked perfect when I saw it in April.”

Max picked up a dead branch from the walkway and swiped at a weedy flowerbed, beheading some wild carrots. “Needs a little work, doesn’t it?” He took my hand and squeezed it gently.

“A little work? I’m not sure it’s safe.” I looked at the house again in professional terms, calculating how big a team I’d need to whip it into shape. At first glance, I could tell it wouldn’t be easy. A film of silt covered everything, but that was normal for a dry August day in Northern California—nothing a hose, broom, and some window cleaner couldn’t fix. But I counted three broken windows.

David poked his battered sneaker at a gaping hole in the floor of the porch—a hole that begged to break the leg of an absentminded new homeowner. I wanted to gather the kids, jump in the car, and hightail it back to our plain vanilla split-level in California’s Central Valley. I was scared. Afraid of spiders, bats, and the huge to-do list this ancient house presented. I was even more terrified that Max and I had made a terrible decision and were in way over our heads.

Max put his hand on my shoulder—his calming gesture. “Maybe it’s better on the inside and the problems are superficial. It was fine a few months ago. How bad could it have gotten? Let’s wait, take a breath, and check things out before we panic.”

That was Max. Always confident that things would work out. My approach was the opposite of his. I tried to anticipate problems and organize my way out of them.

I took a deep breath and pulled my shoulder-length hair into a ponytail. I should have checked the house out more recently myself. We’d peeked in the windows in February before we had the keys, and Max had done a walk-through in April. Both times, the house looked fine. After that, wrapping up Max’s work, my business, and everything else had consumed every spare minute. Pressed for time, we assumed our earlier examinations of the property would suffice. It looked as if we’d been wrong, but there was nothing we could do about it now.

Today, my job was to move my family into this house and get started on our new life in Orchard View, a small town in the hills above Silicon Valley. Efficient organization is my passion and my profession, and I was eager to get started.

I clutched my binder filled with the phone numbers I’d need to set up the phone, Internet, cable, electricity, and gas. It held the kids’ birth certificates and school records and my growing list of the things we needed to accomplish in the next few days. It was my security blanket.

“Honey, wait,” I called to David, who tugged at the windows and searched for a way in. “Dad’s got the key. Let’s go in together.”

Max patted the pockets of his rumpled jeans like a caricature of the absentminded professor he’d been until a few weeks ago. He held up the key, tied to a grubby cardboard tag with gray twine. The steps creaked as he joined David on the porch. Sidestepping the hole in the floorboards with a dance move worthy of Fred Astaire, he brandished the key and flung open the door, bowing low and waving his arm to invite us in. This house—Max’s great-aunt Kay’s home—featured large in stories from his childhood. He’d grown up here and loved every inch of the house, the grounds, and the surrounding countryside.

I squeezed past Max and peered up at the oak-beamed ceiling and the fireplace that dominated one end of the expansive front room. I hoped the skittering noises I heard were dry leaves and not mice. From Max’s stories and from our earlier sneak peeks, I’d imagined the house with polished wood paneling and comfortable, welcoming rooms that were free of rodents and insects. I shivered. I hate spiders. One encounter with a web makes my face itch for a week—or a couple of minutes, at least.

I crossed my arms, gripping my elbows with my palms. This was the first room we’d seen. What lurked beyond? If the visible parts of the house were this neglected, what did that say about the parts we couldn’t see, like the electricity and the plumbing? I needed a house inspector. I needed to find a hardware store. I needed my head examined.

“Max . . . honey? Didn’t the title company require an inspection?”

“The lawyer said he’d be out of the office the rest of the week, but I’ll call him. We’ll straighten this out.”

I took a deep breath to center myself and stall my runaway thoughts. We had to make this work. There was no going back. Max had left his job at the university in Stockton to take an upper-level management position in software engineering at Influx in Santa Clara. He’d worked part-time from home since wrapping up his teaching responsibilities in May.

This move was a dream Max and I had shared for ages: Getting away from Stockton. Leaving the university community where I’d lived all my life and Max had lived since his freshman year in college. Where my parents were part of the fabric of the university and everyone knew me and still thought of me as a child. Max wanted proof that his knowledge base wasn’t ivory-tower nonsense and was valuable in the global technology marketplace.

Max grew up in Orchard View, a small town straddling the freeway between San Jose and San Francisco. He’d always wanted to go back. For years, his only relative had been his reclusive great aunt Kay. She’d died in her sleep just shy of her 100th birthday in February, and left the house and the rest of her estate to Max. At Silicon Valley property rates, the house, barn, and two acres of land backing up to an open space preserve were worth more than fifteen million dollars. Without Aunt Kay’s generous savings we wouldn’t have been able to afford the taxes, let alone the house.

As soon as Aunt Kay’s house was officially ours, we’d put our Stockton house on the market. Max resigned his job at the university and I stopped taking on new clients. Once launched, the plan took on a life of its own. Our belongings were sardined into a moving van that would groan up the hill tomorrow.

I rubbed what I hoped was an imaginary spiderweb from my nose, turned to Max, and gave him the best smile I could muster.

“Are you going to introduce us to your dream house?” I said. The only time I’d been inside for any length of time had been years ago, before we were married. I’d been preoccupied with wedding plans and meeting Aunt Kay and barely spared the house a glance. After that, knowing how busy we were with kids and work, Aunt Kay had come to visit us. Before we knew it, years had passed and she’d moved to assisted living. A Stanford professor had rented for a while, but the house had stood empty for several years since then.

“I know this isn’t what we expected, Maggie,” Max said. “But it’s got good bones.”

“Even good bones get broken,” I muttered under my breath. I tried to drum up something more positive to say to Max. Tried and failed. I sneezed. The house was stuffy, dusty, and smelled as though a squirrel, rat, or bird had died somewhere. I crossed the room, unlocked a window, and struggled to push up the sash. Max helped open the rest of the many windows and a pleasant breeze wafted into the room. Chalk one up for old houses. In the absence of air-conditioning they relied on thick walls, graceful porches, and cross-ventilation that worked whether we had electricity or not.

“Mom, Mom, Mom,” called Brian, rubbing at the tiles on the fireplace, his hands and face covered in greasy soot. “There are knights!” Nearly a teenager, he was still 85 percent small boy.

“Nights?”

“Knights! With lances! On horses! Fighting!”

Max dashed across the room, knelt next to Brian, and rubbed at the copper tiles himself. Sure enough, armored knights on horseback charged full-tilt across the top of the fireplace.

“I’d forgotten about these guys,” Max said. “Aren’t they great? In the firelight, it can look like they’re moving.”

Brian beamed at Max and Max grinned back. I knew that if there were knights on the fireplace, the house undoubtedly had other hidden treasures, and I’d need a lance and armor of my own to get anyone out of here tonight.

Belle barked in the back of the house. Her insistent, needing-to-go-out bark. I remembered the cats in their carriers in the car had similar needs.

“Brian, can you find a room upstairs where we can get the cats settled?”

Brian leapt up from the floor and wiped his hands on his jeans, smearing black handprints the length of his thighs. With feet huge like a growing puppy’s, he clomped up the stairs to join his older brother. David, running from room to room over our heads, sounded as though he’d invited a herd of elephants to help him explore.

“This is going to be my room,” David called down the stairs. “It’s got its own fireplace. How much you wanna bet it’s got bats?”

I looked at Max, still gazing at the knights. I could tell that he wanted to show me the world that encompassed his childhood dreams, but we had a ton of work to do.

“Max, can you check on the electricity? And see if we’ve got hot water or any water at all? I need to let Belle out and I want to clean at least one room to sleep in.”

“Yes, m’lady,” said Max, still inhabiting the world of Camelot. “I’ll see if I can round up the knights-errant and arm them with brooms, mops, and paper towels.”

“I brought some of that stuff in the car,” I said. “I think it’s close to the top layer. Don’t bring anything else inside until we’ve got a clean place to put it down.”

Finding my way through the gloom to the back of the house, I opened windows as I went. I felt overwhelmed. Fixing up this house would be the largest project I’d ever undertaken, and the condition of the house had shaken my confidence in my ability to get it all done. My Stockton organizing business had been busy, but my projects were small—bringing order to the offices of absentminded professors. They were nothing like this house with its dignified historical significance and rapidly expanding list of renovations.

The dining room had nice windows, a built-in sideboard and china cabinets, and a long oval table surrounded by a dozen chairs. To my right was a swinging door that I expected led to the kitchen. I pushed the door, which opened halfway and stopped. My forehead wrinkled and my mind scurried in wild directions as I imagined what I might find on the other side of the door.

Get a grip, Maggie! You’ve watched too many episodes of Masterpiece Mystery. I peered around the door, relieved to find an innocent pile of old newspapers. I’d heard they were good for cleaning windows, so we were set if we ran out of paper towels. I was working hard to stay positive. As soon as I’d scooted the newspapers out of the way, the door swung open into a narrow pantry connecting the dining room to the kitchen. Each wall was lined with cupboards and a long counter. I’d dreamed of having a room like this for projects and homework and storage. No one designed houses like this anymore.

The kitchen was well lit with windows over the sink and across the south wall, opening the room up to the vista of a sloping lawn, an old red barn, a creek, and golden rolling hills. The gnarled trunks of coastal oaks dotted the hillside. The view was drop-dead gorgeous. Soothing. A red-tailed hawk soared and glided on thermals. A breeze started at the house and moved downhill across the grass, rippling it like someone shaking out a silken roll of fabric. No wonder Max loved this place.

Belle barked sharply. I unlocked the back door and pulled at the knob. The door didn’t budge. I braced my feet and pulled, praying that the knob wouldn’t come off in my hand and send me sailing across the room. The door screeched open as a jagged piece of flashing caught on the metal threshold. I added Get back door to fit to my growing mental list. But I pushed the list away for a moment and stood on the covered back porch, imagining bringing my coffee out here in the mornings and sitting with a blanket on a rocking chair while watching Belle explore. I had no rocking chair, blanket, coffee, or even a mug, but I enjoyed my delusional moment.

Belle raced through the tall grass, invisible except for her tail. I turned and went back into the house, enjoying the sound the wooden screen door made as it banged against its frame. It was an old-fashioned sound, straight out of The Waltons.

I pushed an early twentieth-century two-button switch on the wall and waited. Nothing. I pushed it twice more, whispering: “Please.” It was a hope, prayer, or incantation, but I wasn’t sure which.

“Max . . . honey? Any luck with the electricity?” I tried not to panic. The electricity was probably fine. This light was the first I’d tried to switch on. It might have a burned-out bulb or be linked to a fuse that had blown.

I’d grown up as the daughter of professors in a house near the university campus. If we wanted electricity and didn’t have it, we called maintenance. I knew how to change a lightbulb, but my electrical expertise dwindled to nothing after that.

Plumbing wasn’t my strong suit, either. I turned the cold-water knob over the white farmhouse sink. Nothing. My shoulders drooped. I stepped away, rubbed the small of my back, and jumped as the faucet jerked with a bang. Swampy gurgles that sounded as though the house had severe intestinal issues erupted from the tap, and dark-brown water poured into the sink. Just when I was starting to think there was something about the innards of old houses that I didn’t want to know, Max stuck his head through the pantry doorway. He carried a ladder and a bucket filled with lightbulbs.

“Oh, good,” he said. “Leave the water running for a few moments until it clears. It’s a bit rusty, but the plumbing seems solid. I’m taking the ladder up to David. He’s going to check for burned-out bulbs and replace them.”

“Good work. What’s Brian up to?”

“He’s getting the cats and their litter box organized.”

I followed Max up the stairs and was delighted to find a built-in window seat and cupboard on the landing. Above the seat, the top of the windows held stained glass. Late-morning sun shining through the glass wisteria vines spilled lavender and green splotches of light on the stairs. The house was doing its best to charm each one of us.

As we turned the corner at the top of the stairs, Brian crested the top of a second staircase, lugging a cat carrier in each hand. Back stairs? Just like Downton Abbey! I took one of the cat carriers as Brian held it out. Holmes, our grumpiest cat, growled his disgust with the lurching trip from the car.

“We’ll get you settled as soon as we can, Holmes,” I said, trying to comfort the four-year-old orange tabby. “Brian found you a great hidey-hole.”

“I did!” Brian said. “I swept out the closet and put Dad’s old sweatshirt on a shelf in there.”

I knew that Holmes’s partner, Watson, would be the first to explore. A small female, Watson had large splotches of white in her orange coat, including one on her face that made her look as though she’d had a comic encounter with a dish of whipped cream.

It would take time, but if we kept the cats contained to one room for a few days, I was sure they’d settle in. I hoped the same would be true for the rest of us.

Max carried the ladder and bucket down the hall. “David? I’ve got the ladder so you can get started on the bulbs.”

“In here, Dad,” David called from the bathroom at the end of the hall, his voice echoing off the tiles. “Look at this toilet! The tank is way up there and you pull this chain to make it flush. Gravity! How cool is that?”

David perched on the curved edge of a voluminous claw-foot tub. He stepped from tub, to sink, to toilet, and jumped down.

“This house is great, Mom,” David said, beaming. “There’s a desk that turns into a bed—the bed comes out of the wall—in the next room.”

David would be starting high school next week. He’d been reluctant to leave his Stockton friends and seemed wary of starting the next chapter of his school career without them. His enthusiasm for the new house was a welcome change from his sadness over leaving the old one.

Holmes howled and the normally quiet Watson joined in. I put a hand on David’s shoulder to stem the flow of questions, surprised anew at how fast he was growing. He was almost as tall as I was. I straightened my posture and turned to Brian.

“Did you get their litter box set up?”

Brian nodded.

“Food? Water?”

“Yup.”

“And the closet is secure?” I didn’t want the cats escaping and freaking out before they’d had a chance to learn they were home.

Brian nodded and rolled his eyes like the young teen he was becoming. “All checked out and ready to go, Mom.”

“Perfect, go for it, then.”

He disappeared into the bedroom with the two complaining cats and shut the door behind him.

Max’s new work phone rang with the doom-filled Darth Vader’s theme. Apparently we had cell service.

“Hey, Jim,” Max answered the phone. “Yup, just arrived, thanks. Really? You’re kidding, right?” Max looked at me, covered the phone, and mouthed, “Be right back.” He walked down the hall with his head down.

Uh-oh. Something was wrong.

I turned to David. “Can you open that window? It’s still a bit whiffy in here.”

The window screeched and stuck, but David muscled it up.

“Can you flick that light switch?” he said. “This should be working.”

I pushed the old-fashioned two-button switch. Nothing. I hoped the problem was as simple as a few blown fuses.

From the bathroom, I could hear tension in Max’s voice as he paced in the hall and talked to his new boss on the phone. “Okay, Jim, I see. Let me talk to Maggie and I’ll call you back . . . yes, tomorrow. . . that’s right . . .” Max looked up at me, grimaced with a What can ya do? look, and ended the call.

I lifted my eyebrows.

“I’ll fill you in later,” Max said. “I need to check out the fuses and see if we can get some lights on in here before it gets dark.”

I headed down the back staircase, delighted to find that it ended in the kitchen. I assumed the narrow, utilitarian stairs had been planned as a way for children and staff to go about their business without disturbing the serenity of the living room. To me they seemed as much fun and as full of possibility as a secret passage to Narnia. I was a self-proclaimed gluttonous reader, prone to quoting from both children’s and adult literature without warning.

My next step was lunch. It was time to grab the cooler from the car and dust off the back porch to set up our sandwiches and drinks. Belle joined me on the walk to the car. She butted her nose into the back of my knee. I scratched behind her ears.

I grabbed the cooler from the backseat with my right hand, tucked a nested set of pet dishes under my arm, and grabbed a bucket of cleaning supplies with my left hand. Loaded up, I headed back to the house.

“Maggie!” Max called from somewhere inside the house. I picked up the bucket and struggled to open the kitchen door, giving it my shoulder and some muscle.

“I’ve got lunch,” I called to Max, thinking he must be in the next room. “There’s a cold beer with your name on it.”

“Maggie!” Max said, clomping up the basement stairs. He flung open the door at the top of the stairs and a dreadful smell wafted up. I gagged as Max yelled “Call 9-1-1!”

Thursday, August 28, Midday

I raced to the top of the basement stairs. Max had a white-knuckled grip on the banister, was sweating, out of breath, and grayer than I’d ever seen him. I grabbed the doorframe and reached for him.

“How can I help? What’s that god-awful smell?”

“Don’t come down here. Call 9-1-1,” said Max.

“It’ll be faster to take you to the hospital ourselves.” I stuck my head around the door and called up the stairs. “Brian! David!”

“Huh?” Max’s face wrinkled. Was confusion a sign of a stroke, heart attack, or both? I couldn’t remember.

“Is it a heart attack?” I asked. “Let’s get you in the car. Boys! Get down here!”

“Keep the kids out of the basement. And keep Belle in the kitchen. Call 9-1-1. He’s dead.”

Dead? “Who’s dead? Are you okay? Max, are you okay?”

He shook his head. “Me? I’m fine. Oh, no, sorry. Didn’t mean to scare you. I’m fine. It’s some guy. Dead. Bottom of the stairs. Tripped. Fell.” Max grabbed the counter and slid to the floor, still looking as if he were having some sort of cardiac event.

“Dead?” I said. “Are you sure you’re okay?” I closed the door to the basement, wishing I had a towel to stuff between the door and the floor to keep the odor from escaping. I reached toward a cupboard to grab a glass and ge. . .