Crushing It
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Synopsis
In life, as in gaming, there’s a way around every obstacle …
To pitch her new role-playing game at a European conference, developer Sierra Reid needs to overcome her terror
of public speaking. What better practice than competing in a local bar’s diary slam, regaling an audience with old
journal entries about her completely humiliating college crush on gorgeous Tristan Spencer?
Until the moderator says, “Next up, Tristan Spencer …”
Sierra is mortified, but Tristan is flattered. Caught up in memories of her decade-old obsession as they reconnect,
Sierra tries to dismiss her growing qualms about him. But it’s not so easy to ignore her deepening friendship with Alfie,
the cute, supportive bar owner. She and Alfie were college classmates too, and little by little, Sierra is starting to wonder
if she’s been focusing her moves on the wrong target all along, misreading every player’s motivations.
Maybe the only winning strategy is to start playing by her heart …
Release date: June 30, 2020
Publisher: Kensington Books
Print pages: 274
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Crushing It
Lorelei Parker
I didn’t want to die. Not today. Especially not in front of my coworkers.
Dying would only make this ordeal more embarrassing than it already was.
The earth could swallow me up, but that would also be too conspicuous.
And curling into a fetal position at the foot of the podium would only prolong my shame.
Nope, I wanted to disappear as if I’d never existed. Game over.
I risked a glance at Aida whose eyes were frozen in wide-open horror before she blinked her expression back to normal, polite for once in her life.
But while she wasn’t laughing at me, her husband, Marco, sat behind her, one finger strategically draped across lips, biting back a smile by supreme force of will.
Reynold Kent, the only one whose opinion mattered, sat at the back of the room, giving nothing away, arms crossed, stone-faced.
“Guys, it’s just my stomach.” I lifted the mic attached to the placket of my shirt to prove it was my gut not my butt. I knew what it had sounded like, the gurgle of nerves churning in my bowels—like a strip of bubble wrap being popped in rapid succession followed by a balloon losing air. Those dulcet tones ended in a high-pitched curlicue, as if my stomach had asked a question. Pffft? The rumbling hadn’t been enough to register on the Richter scale, but it had most certainly imitated a fart.
I shouldn’t have been surprised. Every single time I spoke in front of people, something awful befell me, which only made my stomach twist into knots of self-fulfilling prophecy.
I didn’t want to be here, but I needed to be here.
Aida rolled her hand to urge me to continue with the presentation, and so I shuffled the index cards. Reynold checked his phone.
I squeaked out the words on the next card. “The mage can command a variety of mystical weapons.”
Like an amateur actor on a local car commercial, I gestured to the video playing on the screen behind me where a badass staff-wielding mage cast balls of flame that erupted, boom-boom-boom.
“Among her arsenal, the mage possesses the power to detonate her enemies with explosions of magical gas.”
Marco snickered, and my courage crumbled.
I pulled the microphone off and dropped it on the table.
Reynold said, “Thank you, Sierra. That was . . .” He winced. “That was not great.”
I didn’t know what to say. I was blowing my one chance to prove I could demo our new video game at Gamescon in a couple of months. As lead developer of Extinction Level Event Game Designs, I should have been a shoo-in. Nobody knew the game like me. But the prospect of presenting to a room full of strangers made me sick with dread. I’d barely made it through this practice run, and I knew all three people present.
Aida ran a hand over her round belly. “Sierra, why don’t you try again?”
If she weren’t due to drop her spawn at the end of June, she’d be the one going to the trade show. She had a face made for showbiz and the charisma to charm the pants off reviewers and investors. With her out of the picture, the company needed someone to replace her, and that opening ought to have given me a chance to get a free trip to Cologne, Germany, to geek out on everything I loved, surrounded by other nerds. But like a hero in an adventure game, I first had to prove my mettle.
Sadly, my mettle had long ago abandoned me.
Reynold stood. “Look, if you can’t do this, we’ll have to find someone else who can.”
No other developer was ready for prime time, and the sales staff wasn’t yet well versed in the game. Yes, I sucked, but so did everyone else in some way or other. I’d have to pray for an extra life.
I picked up my things and left the conference room, defeated.
In the hallway, Wyatt from customer service emerged from the coffee nook carrying a mug in both hands, like an offering. The scent of cheap French roast mingled with his Drakkar Noir. One of those two things tempted me. I needed some caffeine.
“How’d it go?” he asked.
He wore khakis and a crisp pink Oxford that might have flattered him if he had a little more skin color. His styled blond hair had benefited from a decent salon cut and expensive products. He looked like every guy who worked in the office: unoffensive but unremarkable. Only his crooked front teeth set him apart. I’d once found his imperfect smile charming.
I shrugged. “Same as always. Epic fail.”
“You’ll get it right.” Working the help desk had taught him optimistic ways to rephrase failure.
“Thanks?” Everyone else had more confidence than I did that I’d conquer this hurdle.
“So maybe we could go get a drink after work?” His expression left no doubt that a drink meant more than a drink. He had some nerve.
“And after?”
“Who knows?” Now his expression read full-on lech. My stomach hadn’t quite recovered from the earlier presentation, and it churned at his implication.
“Wyatt, you have a girlfriend.”
He tilted his head. “She’s out of town.”
Gross. A few months ago, I’d hooked up with him after one too many drinks but before he’d met Karen. Ever since, he thought he could coax me back for a booty call. Yeah, no. I didn’t do cheating. Or cheaters.
Why did these jerks act like I owed them anything?
“Go home, Wyatt.”
“Come on, Sierra. You didn’t play so hard to get St. Patrick’s Day.”
True. I never played hard to get. I might balk at hooking up with a guy who was off the market, but my standards had fallen despairingly low when it came to emotional availability. I had a tendency to climb into bed with guys who weren’t offering anything longer than a night, at least not to me. Maybe that was why I only got the sex while people like Karen got the boyfriend. Not that I’d want a Wyatt for a boyfriend.
Sadly, I was surrounded by Wyatts. At least, I wouldn’t knowingly be a part of his philandering.
“You don’t deserve Karen.” I turned and walked away.
He called after. “You’re a four, Sierra. You should take what you can get.”
Despite his insult, I expected he’d send me a dick pic any minute now.
Asshole.
Back in my own office, my tension unwound. I made a beeline for my comfort zone—my Alienware gaming laptop, docked beside a pair of widescreen monitors. Before Aida invited me to the meeting room, I’d been in the middle of resolving a fascinating defect where a character’s inventory suddenly blipped out. I un-paused the action and entered my world.
Inside the game, I was a goddess, even if I had to fight off an armored giant carrying a flaming mace. Inside the game, I had control and power. It didn’t matter if my enemies were CGI or avatars played by real live opponents in some far-flung living room. It didn’t matter if they were men or women, tall or short, rich or poor. We were all as powerful as our gaming skills allowed.
In virtual space, no one could hear my stomach scream.
I longed to meet the actual players on the other side of the monitor. My people. Ever since I’d first learned about gaming conventions, I’d wanted to attend one for myself, but I could never justify the expense. And here I was blowing a free trip to one of the biggest cons in the world because my head and my body couldn’t make peace with each other long enough to allow me to overcome my nerves.
Short of Xanax, there was no way I’d shake the crushing performance anxiety that had plagued me for nearly ten years.
The knock came on the doorframe sooner than I’d expected.
“Beware of dragons,” I hollered over my shoulder.
“Can we talk?”
I paused the game and spun around without getting up. I pulled my feet up and rested my elbows on my knees, chin on fists.
Aida ventured in, grabbing a rolling chair from beside the unused desk, sighing as she sat. “My God. I’m going to pop if I get any bigger.”
“Do you want to ask me not to kill the messenger?”
“Reynold says you’re just not ready yet. But he’s open to changing his mind.”
I chortled. “Oh, and how am I supposed to do that? Finger puppets?”
She didn’t laugh. “You know he’s considering Gerry.”
“Old Man Morris?” Things must be bad if he’d rather send the resident network guy instead of a scrappy young developer. “How? He doesn’t even program.”
“Neither do I.” She raised a brow, chiding. “Gerry has a pleasant demeanor.” Somehow I knew she was quoting Reynold, not stating her own opinion.
“I should find a way to knock him out of the running. I’ll switch his coffee with decaf, and he’ll fall asleep while Reynold’s auditioning him for the spot.”
“You of all people would never do that.”
She was right. Not just because coffee was a sacred and untouchable source of joy and I’d never mess with anyone else’s elixir. But also because I’d once been the victim of a sabotage that had left me with this crippling fear of public speaking.
Aida used her heels to roll her chair closer. “Besides, I think you’d rather get that spot on your own, right?”
“That was what I was trying to do earlier. You saw how that went. How am I supposed to overcome my own body turning on me?”
“I had an idea.” She unlocked her phone, and her thumbs clicked and scrolled. “I saw a post on Facebook the other day that caught my attention at the time because it was so . . . weird, I guess. But I got to thinking—”
“What? Is someone selling healing crystals this time?”
Her maroon lips pressed together in judgment of my quippy sarcasm. I coveted whatever brand of lipstick she had on—something more practical to my everyday life than this conversation.
Aida persisted in the belief that there had to be a magic cure to this mental block. When therapy went nowhere, we’d tried guided meditation videos, herbal teas, and a workshop on using imagination to boost confidence. But I wasn’t lacking confidence exactly. It was more that I could picture every kind of humiliation that awaited me if I stood in front of a group of people, with all eyes on me, and attempted to speak on any topic upon which I was supposed to be an expert. I could lead a yoga class at the local YMCA, but ask me to stand behind a microphone and I froze.
If I somehow overcame my resistance, calamity—or unusually loud gas—struck.
She sighed. “Hey, the aromatherapy might not have worked, but you have to admit our town house smells great.”
“Sure.” I picked up a Sonic the Hedgehog Funko that had fallen on the floor and stood to place it back on the credenza. “It’s like strolling through a cool forest meadow at sunset in our bathroom.”
She angled her phone toward me. “Do you remember Alfred Jordan?”
I squinted, trying to place the name. “Alfred? No.”
“He’s in this Facebook group I joined for Auburn alums who live here in Atlanta now. Anyway, listen to this.” She read the post on-screen. “ ‘The Vibes Taphouse presents its first annual Chagrin Challenge. Bring your embarrassing anecdotes, diary entries, poetry, or other past shames for a chance to win prizes, up to the grand prize of one thousand dollars. All participants will receive a free drink and all the chiding.’ ”
“Uh-huh?” She couldn’t have been suggesting I volunteer as tribute. I could only assume she was thinking of winning herself an extra grand. “So what? You’re going to reveal your most mortifying secrets to a roomful of strangers?”
She’d do it, too. Aida had gumption to spare, not to mention an unending supply of stories that would have an audience clutching their guts. She wouldn’t hesitate to expose her embarrassment, especially if there was a competition involved. They might as well write the check out to her right now.
“I’m not going to do it.” Her eyes bored into mine, begging me to get a clue.
My heart sank. “No way.”
“Sierra, we’ve tried every gentle option we could think of. We haven’t tried trial by fire.”
“You mean death by a hundred snickers.” I crossed my arms. “No. What you’re describing isn’t just humiliation, it’s humiliation squared.” I combed through the possible anecdotes I might share and heard a record scratch. “What am I supposed to tell them? About the time I neglected to wear a bra under a white shirt on a day of a heavy downpour?”
Aida snorted. “Don’t you have a diary?”
“My journal?” My stomach cramped. I visualized myself standing in front of a room filled with mean drunks, heckling me. Or worse, a bunch of bored drunks, yawning as I revealed myself. I balked. “There’s no possible way I can share whatever I’ve written in public. I would rather die.”
She grabbed a pen from my Power-Up Mushroom mug and scribbled a note onto a Post-it. “Here’s the website for the event. Check it out.”
“Fine.” I swiped the sticky note. “But no promises.”
Aida, Marco, and I carpooled home from the Midtown Atlanta office to Virginia-Highland, a hip little neighborhood a ten-minute drive away, where Aida and I had rented a town house together right out of college. She’d started work at Coca-Cola, and I’d gotten a job at a startup software company that went belly-up a few years later. It was an expensive area, but we’d been hired with strong opening salaries and figured they’d only go up with time.
We were wrong.
Neither of us anticipated we’d put our financial security on the line by starting our own company, but after I lost my job, we took a serious look at the games Marco and I had been developing and decided it was time to find an investor.
Enter Reynold and his venture capital.
Our company blossomed along with Aida’s budding romance with Marco. I probably should have moved out when Marco moved in, but where would I have gone? Instead, I relocated to my lair in the basement, at a fair discount in my rent, but they were progressively squeezing me out. Once their baby came, we might need to reassess the arrangement.
If this next game sold well, maybe I’d get my own town house. Maybe even one of the cute cottages down the street.
Aida tossed her purse on the table and followed me to my home sweet home in the cave below. While I tugged off my shoes, she took a seat on my futon. “So I was reading the comments on that Facebook post I showed you.”
“Uuugh.” I dropped down on the floor cross-legged and unlocked my spare laptop to unpause a game of Undertale.
“Look. There seemed to be a lot of interest from alumni around the area. You might reconnect with someone you knew at Auburn or meet some new friends.”
“Mmm-hmm.” I was paying attention, but my focus was on the screen where my character entered a room and . . . yes! I found Papyrus guarding a door, saying, “Oho! The human arrives!”
“Or a nice guy.”
I paused the game. “Sure. I’ll have no problem meeting some random guy at a bar who’s single, attractive, roughly my age, and who isn’t put off by a nerd girl like me.”
Aida crossed her arms as well as she could over an eight-month pregnant belly. “Come on. You never have trouble attracting cute guys, Sierra. You just need higher standards. And you need to vet them a little better before you bump uglies.”
“Sex is the easy part, though.”
She gave me the bullshit eyes. “It’s not easy forever. You’re going to have to make small talk with them at some point. Maybe next time you meet a guy, kiss him good night and wait for him to call. It might cut down on your Wyatt ratio.”
“Yeah. But when they don’t call, I’ll have missed a chance to get laid.”
“Did it ever occur to you you could call them?”
God forbid I chase after a guy. “What? To get a verbal rejection instead of the silent one?”
She threw up her hands, and then she got that coy smile I hated. It meant she had an idea. “Maybe . . .” She looked altogether too confident for a maybe. “Maybe it’s all interrelated.”
“What?”
“Look, you’re really great at what you do. You drive your developers to get huge projects done. You’re super confident about your own work. But then you freeze up when you have to do anything resembling public speaking. And you shy away from intimacy with guys. Maybe it’s the same issue.”
“Well, I don’t like to speak in public because I don’t want to make an ass of myself.”
“You’re afraid that people will see the real you and not like you.”
“Okay, armchair psychologist.” I was ready for this interrogation to end.
“No really. I think I’m on to something.”
“And the solution is to do what? Read my horrifying diary to strangers?”
“Don’t you have something old? Like from high school? I’m pretty sure this event is supposed to be as funny for you as it is for the audience. Like reading confessions from the past that no longer relate to you now.”
“Hmm.” I did have high school diaries, but they were boxed up in the basement at my parents’ house out in Norcross.
“What about that one class you took sophomore year at Auburn? Didn’t you keep a daily journal?”
Even though it had been a decade ago, I had a good reason to remember. “Um, yeah. That was that public-speaking class.”
Her eyes lit with a sudden recognition. “No, seriously? The one with the contest?”
“Yeah.” Even ten years later, my heart beat faster at the memory of the ordeal that had paralyzed me so completely. Aida had been there to pick up the pieces, like always. And here she was pushing me into another. “We had to do morning pages for that class. I kept a notebook.”
“So what did you write in it?”
I held up my hands. “I dunno. We were supposed to empty our minds of the concerns of the day and flex our creative muscles. I probably kept it fairly light, worried the teacher might collect them at any moment.”
“Do you still have it?”
“Maybe.”
I cast about my room until I located a box of junk from college that had become a makeshift base for a stack of miscellaneous crap. I removed the shoebox filled with birthday cards, cross-country medals from high school, and other nostalgia I didn’t want but couldn’t bring myself to throw away. The cardboard lid of the storage box had collapsed from the weight. I sat on my haunches and rifled through archaic term papers, copies of student loan applications, housing agreements, and various certificates and awards. Underneath it all, I dug out several spiral-bound notebooks labeled with the names of the classes they’d belonged to.
The bright red one had Comm 1000 written in black Sharpie and other doodles of flowers and geometric shapes. One drawing stood out among the others, mainly because it was too artistic to be the chicken scratches of someone killing time. More intriguing, it appeared to be a rendition of my face, or how I might have looked ten years ago.
I ran my thumb over the drawing, trying to remember how it got there. Ten years was a long time, and my brain only held on to flashes of memories, images that had seared in permanently, and even those had eroded over time or coalesced with other memories to form new beliefs about my past. The details were lost. Or perhaps they were captured in the notebook I held before me.
I sat on the edge of the bed with the journal in my lap and flipped open to the first page.
My handwriting had been so neat, so confident ten years ago. But holy cow, the sheer number of words shocked me. How had I had so much to say?
I scanned the opening entry.
This is my writing journal. I have to write in my journal for fifteen minutes every day. I am now writing in my journal.
Oh, that was how. I went from worrying my journal might reveal too many deep dark secrets to thinking it might be one long obvious attempt to cheat the assignment. Further down, the bullshit fell away, and what I’d written began to show a peek into my nineteen-year-old brain.
“Listen to this.”
Aida propped a pillow behind her and leaned against the wall, where a headboard ought to be, and I read the last few lines on the page.
“ ‘I don’t know anybody in my smaller classes, and in the auditorium classes, I feel invisible. I hope I make a friend soon.’ ”
I glanced up at her and smiled because I’d met Aida in an auditorium class when she’d plopped down next to me after missing the first week and said, “You look like you take good notes.”
The very last line read: This daily journal is going to suck.
Maybe farther back, I’d find more interesting tidbits, but it would take me forever to read the journal cover to cover. I held the makings of a novella in my hands. Plus, there was the more pressing question ...
“How will reading this in public make me feel less anxious?”
“Think about it. You’re worried you’ll be embarrassed when you get up to speak. But if the entire aim is to be humiliated, and if everybody there is hoping to be the most humiliated, then your fear becomes your secret weapon. You’d be swimming in your element.”
It made a weird kind of sense. And the grand prize, if I could win it, would cover the entire expense of a trip to Gamescon whether or not I got picked for the presentation.
“I doubt I wrote anything worthwhile, though.” I flipped through a few more pages, and a name I’d tried to forget jumped out at me. My eyes shot wide open. “Or I might have confessed I was in love with Tristan Spencer.”
Yummy Tristan Spencer.
Tristan had been the classic skater boy, with long blond locks and smooth soft-looking cheeks, often dusted with the sunlight of his golden scruff. Yeah, I’d etched him in my m. . .
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